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#11 - Picture 7 hours ago on 10/10, would watch +8
#7 - It's kinda sad, Jeb is in what? 5th place at best and polls ar… 7 hours ago on Jeb!'s First Day 0
#59 - So, its like British West Virginia? 7 hours ago on American's can't handle the... +4
#103 - not much anymore, use it the same way you'd use faggot, retard… 8 hours ago on /pol/ does the alphabet 0
#227 - I will never meet her, I have enjoyed a few of her movies, she…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +1
#234 - crixuz (10 hours ago) [-]
Take this.
#13 - Picture 01/11/2016 on Goat Chair 0
#36 - #notmytime2016 01/11/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +6
#35 - Oh God, here we go again  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Very rare indeed. +3
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#46 - anawfullyevilman (01/12/2016) [-]
You know it boi

#10 - He's going to ADX Florence, no one has ever escaped from it. …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Build wall +44
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#27 - rockamekishiko (01/10/2016) [-]
In the last escape, they made a mile long tunnel, he sent his engineers to Germany to receive better training, they equipped a rail-mounted bike which was modified to operate in the low-oxygen environment of the tunnel. It was estimated to cost around $1,000,000.
#29 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
who knew what you could be capable of when you traffick drugs in a country that is the modern day equivalent of Mad Max
#16 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, it is not that he is a fucking mastermind at escaping prisons, it is that our prisons are filled with a bunch of corrupt cunts that don't hesitate to "look to the other side" or even actively help him escape.
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#24 - dudemiesterman (01/10/2016) [-]
He's not a mastermind. He has tons of money and strong connections. Having some dudes tunnel underneath his cell is not really the plan a mastermind would come up with. It's pretty simple shit.
#13 - EdwardNigma (01/10/2016) [-]
I googled that prison.
This is the cells apparently.
Lol get fucked.
#60 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I laughed when I read the description by the TV, but I'm sure they understand it's rather unjust torture.
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#49 - holycrapimacupcake (01/10/2016) [-]
Holy shit.
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#14 - kibuza (01/10/2016) [-]
God damn. Making the sink / toilet / fountain all one unit just seems to add insult to injury.

Not that it isn't perfectly justified in this case.
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#26 - dudemiesterman (01/10/2016) [-]
That's pretty basic in a lot of prisons and jails in America actually. It's not so bad, it's literally just a toilet and then above where the tank is, you have a sink deep enough to fill up the plastic mug they give you for drinking.
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#19 - valintina (01/10/2016) [-]
Eases up on installation of pipes. Now instead of having to put pipes into three different appliances, you are just putting a pipe into an appliance that does all three.

Actually makes it easier, and costs less.
#22 - installation (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, escape onto my pipe baby.
#11 - comradewinter (01/10/2016) [-]
Yet.
#17 - Was wondering how you pronounced your username, thanks!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Swedish national anthem +4
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#18 - ohhh (01/10/2016) [-]
Imagine you just figured out a math question.
#30 - ExorArgus (01/10/2016) [-]
"Fucking teacher is this the bullshit they expect us to do"

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