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Gender: male
Age: 27
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mattplusone
Steam Profile: mattplusone705
Consoles Owned: PS3 (broken), Xbox, Wii, DS, Nintendo 64, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Forza, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 & 2, CoD,
X-box Gamertag: IInvad3rZim
PSN: watdapuck32 (discontinued)
Interests: Hockey, Reading, Vidya games, Computer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
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#118 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 3,440** i feel like going for quads 07/04/2011 on Trollfish is Troll 0
#17 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 37** meow 07/04/2011 on Funny Pictures Comp. 3 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2011 on But when I do +46
#38 - OHHELLNO (07/04/2011) [-]
I laughed ridiculously hard at this and i don't know why...I'd give you infinite thumbs if i could.
#34 - Same thing happens to me when I have an African world cup drea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2011 on Every Fucking Time +1
#50 - mchtgrnhrnshn (07/03/2011) [-]
Same thing happens to me when I jump around like fucking hulk.

I'm gonna smash y- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
#33 - when i had a nuke dream a war was going on and i saw a nuke go… 07/03/2011 on Every Fucking Time 0
#105 - made me think of infamous 2... 07/03/2011 on Epic Lightning Comic 0
#4 - Comment deleted 07/01/2011 on My brother 10 years ago 0
#9 - i thought the elevater one was gonna be goatse what has… 07/01/2011 on Movies Commercials +1
#3 - no thumb s??? you just said 177 thumb s at the beginning WTF  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2011 on Comicomp +9
#5 - action (07/01/2011) [-]
he meant commentss
#13 - WHO WAS PHONE 07/01/2011 on none sence +7
#21 - i saw a lighter at spencers gifts that had a light up marijuan… 07/01/2011 on Lighters +1
#170 - woops i mean derp face 07/01/2011 on run, Forest, run 0
#168 - **** im boxxy :|  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2011 on run, Forest, run 0
User avatar #170 - mattymattwithahat (07/01/2011) [-]
woops i mean derp face
#166 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 22**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2011 on run, Forest, run 0
User avatar #168 - mattymattwithahat (07/01/2011) [-]
shit im boxxy :|
User avatar #170 - mattymattwithahat (07/01/2011) [-]
woops i mean derp face
#274 - THANK YOU... 07/01/2011 on Me C0MP +1
#502 - Comment deleted 06/30/2011 on Summer -1
#7 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 57** 2nd panel the faces D: 06/29/2011 on definition of a pussy +17
#1 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 19** (. )( .) :) there, everyth…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2011 on Comic by Someone 0
#2 - bloodsoakedtie (06/29/2011) [-]
Boobs.
#13 - reposting a whole comp wowwwwww 06/29/2011 on What? +4
#582 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 35** first person to roll 2 dubs g… 06/28/2011 on it makes sense 0
#6 - Picture 06/28/2011 on Evolution Rage +8
#4 - i believe in god and evolution mostly because evolution ha…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/28/2011 on Evolution Rage +39
#69 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
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Ofcourse you believe in evolution, otherwise your gif would show a Snivy.
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#124 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
this is my take on religion. i'm religious, but i also believe science is irrefutable. just because i have a religion doesn't mean i believe everything they say. every religion is similar in the sense that they teach people how to live a better life, fill your life with happiness and hope, and how to help and love others. science and religion can co-exist, and it really upsets me when religious fanatics think everyone is a sinner and is going to hell. do you know what's amazing about science? if science is proven wrong, it says "my bad, you're right." but if religious fanatics (some cases, actual religions, but mostly just their fanatics) are proven wrong, they quite literally tell those who proved them wrong to go to hell. there is no flexibility with fanatics, which is ironic, because science is based on absolutes, like observations and numbers, and religion is based on faith.
User avatar #75 - WhiteFalconUp (06/28/2011) [-]
That's the fucking dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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#49 - yoper (06/28/2011) [-]
#39 - capitainoblivious (06/28/2011) [-]
A large proportion of the scientific community also believe in some form of religion or at least an abstract concept, even though there work may disprove some aspects of said religion. I was suprised the first time I heard about that.

<-- pic pretty much related (I found it funny, i don't have anything against Texas)
#8 - moiskule (06/28/2011) [-]
No offence, but evolution has a ton of guess-work thrown in too...
#11 - Drageads (06/28/2011) [-]
Not really. most of the guess-work has been proven through experiment and observation. Evolution has more evidence for it than gravity.
#44 - giveobamaquarters (06/28/2011) [-]
i find it harder to believe that we became the complex organisms we are today through genetic mutations than a higher power creating us
#79 - Drageads (06/28/2011) [-]
I find it harder to believe that there is a giant invisible sky daddy with a zombie wizard son that created us than we just evolved from similar animals. Have you ever noticed that every mammal has 4 limbs? That kind of similarity makes it seem like they had a common ancestor. Also, did your god just decide "I'm going to make these apes close to my image, but not quite, just to confuse people." Because looking at apes, they are remakably human like in both physical similarities and social traits.
#85 - giveobamaquarters (06/28/2011) [-]
here's a worm. what's this? the worm's spawn were born with a genetic mutation of having some sort of strange appendage that allows it to move around more efficiently? this new animal looks great! but now look! its offspring was born with another genetic mutation that allows it to capture light and process it to make out its surroundings! for no apparent reason! oh boy! now its offspring are spontaneously growing a strange out layer of thing, threadlike material. that's evolution
#105 - Drageads (06/28/2011) [-]
Exactly. Except it doesn't work that fast. There are always random mutations. Even in humans, some are born with 6 fingers or 6 toes, or 2 PENISes. If these mutations help the animal reproduce more/live longer to reproduce more, then that trait is passed on from generation to generation. This keeps up until that trait is in a large part of the gene pool. Once enough new traits have been created, the newer animals cannot reproduce with the older species, thus becoming their own species.
This is more apparent in smaller groups of animals. Small group = smaller gene pool, meaning the quicker traits will spread amongst the animals.

To me, this makes much more sense than a god just created all the animals on earth at once and none went extinct or evolved.
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#22 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
lolwat

i dont know whats more shameful... that you think this is true or that 6 people thumbed you up
User avatar #13 - srawesome (06/28/2011) [-]
evolution has more evidence then gravity? you drop a ball it falls. you immerse a species in dark in 1 billion years it could possibly develop the ability to see in the dark. Seems like gravity has more support to it.
#28 - Drageads (06/28/2011) [-]
A falling ball is not proof of gravity, it is proof of a force pulling you towards the earth, which, admittedly, what gravity is. However, there has been a lot of problems with the theory of gravity since what einstein has said contradicts some of newtons observations.
#9 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
and religion doesn't?
User avatar #10 - moiskule (06/28/2011) [-]
I didn't say it didn't...
#5 - MeanJoe (06/28/2011) [-]
i gave you a green you jelly?
#6 - mattymattwithahat (06/28/2011) [-]
#7 - theres a watermark on the pizza ._.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2011 on Pizza +5
User avatar #8 - Chancethaman (06/28/2011) [-]
lol i didnt make it i found it online
#23 - well done 06/28/2011 on dumb bitch on facebook +4
#105 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2011 on Pokecomics comp +9
#112 - stunnedmullet (06/28/2011) [-]
Just as small when enlarged...
Where's your God now?
#131 - BobbyMcFerrin (06/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #36 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
**mattymattwithahat rolled user fripsides ** you look like you could use a friend
User avatar #30 - megavoir (12/09/2013) [-]
So when you want your pokes back?
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Whenever is fine.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megavoir (01/21/2014) [-]
Only took ya a month. Tonights fine, if you are available.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Sure.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
yes no
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User avatar #25 to #24 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
hi
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
playin runescape
watchin tv
fappin here n there
the usual
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User avatar #29 to #28 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
k
#21 - gravegraffiti (09/12/2012) [-]
Your avatar.  Now it moves.
Your avatar. Now it moves.
User avatar #20 - ryantdpla (09/03/2012) [-]
what can i get for the mixing bowl?
User avatar #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
You're the first ruby offer and I like your offer.
It's being matched though, I'm going to see if they want to raise.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Wait, I misunderstood the item, nvm! >_<
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
The current best is Uncut gay, can you raise?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
ore, or gem?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Gem, 15k item
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
How about a gay diamond AND an uncut gem ;_;
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
That was actually his current offer as well.

Raise or pass?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattymattwithahat ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pass, it's almost not even worth it now :L
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #9 - rcathell (09/03/2012) [-]
totally thought you were doing the 'i grabbed a potato thing', but grats i guess haha
User avatar #8 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
SOmebody beat you to it :/ Sorry. I LOVE YOU
#5 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #8 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #4 - ienjoyrofling (06/28/2011) [-]
Just a guess but... Is your name matt? :o
#3 - kingvegeta (04/04/2011) [-]
your avatar has terrible defense
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#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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