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mattymattwithahat

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mattplusone
Steam Profile: mattplusone705
Consoles Owned: PS3 (broken), Xbox, Wii, DS, Nintendo 64, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Forza, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 & 2, CoD,
X-box Gamertag: IInvad3rZim
PSN: watdapuck32 (discontinued)
Interests: Hockey, Reading, Vidya games, Computer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/20/2015
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
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Content Views:47213
Times Content Favorited:63 times
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FJ Points:18701
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latest user's comments

#165 - Poop[normal][normal] 01/09/2014 on MS Paint +1
#159 - **mattymattwithahat rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on MS Paint 0
#165 - mattymattwithahat (01/09/2014) [-]
Poop[normal][normal]
#44111 - Picture 01/08/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#44044 - Requests welcome  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #44059 - alstorp (01/07/2014) [-]
Draw badass leather gloves with straps and shit and give it to me plox.
User avatar #44060 - alstorp (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh and make it appear from top-down perspective, please.
#44246 - mattymattwithahat (01/09/2014) [-]
Idk mang
User avatar #44271 - alstorp (01/09/2014) [-]
Thanks! Oh yes, I think i can work with this.
User avatar #44047 - rokkarokkaali (01/07/2014) [-]
Draw an alien shooting lasers at ufos being driven by ray guns which shoot aliens(as the shot, not the target)
#44111 - mattymattwithahat (01/08/2014) [-]
#44050 - hamhamtaro (01/07/2014) [-]
not mattymatt btw
I tried...
#43987 - My reaction to your video  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#44018 - rebornpooper (01/06/2014) [-]
Flagged for posting an object resembling a penis.
User avatar #43988 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
lol i hope you enjoyed :3
#43985 - I made you a shiny... With nun-chucks!! (Nun-chucks don't work…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#44017 - rebornpooper (01/06/2014) [-]
Looks like shit.
User avatar #43986 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
Tyleriseuphoric
I could send you this private video i made of a 7 year old kid wearing a fedora, there's doritios in it! I'd love to im just working on a piece right now talking me quite a while
User avatar #43990 - dragontear (01/06/2014) [-]
DOWN 2 CLOWN- MURDA HATCHET GIRLZ it's not gamer enough. needs more 'special FX' and spinning random things
User avatar #43991 - dragontear (01/06/2014) [-]
zZz_yEt-aN0tH3r-cOd-of-dADDy-mlj-money-tage-'rody-FT-S4NIK-t3h-h3K0g_zZz better example
User avatar #43993 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
>not using snipars
top kek
#43987 - mattymattwithahat (01/06/2014) [-]
My reaction to your video
#44018 - rebornpooper (01/06/2014) [-]
Flagged for posting an object resembling a penis.
User avatar #43988 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
lol i hope you enjoyed :3
#43981 - Continuing to take requests.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #43982 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
We should do request for request :3
I am bad an I need practice! :3
I see you like pokemon could you draw me a picture of Inkay?
#43985 - mattymattwithahat (01/06/2014) [-]
I made you a shiny... With nun-chucks!! (Nun-chucks don't work very well underwater)

Could you draw me a stoner with doritos and a bong
#44017 - rebornpooper (01/06/2014) [-]
Looks like shit.
User avatar #43986 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
Tyleriseuphoric
I could send you this private video i made of a 7 year old kid wearing a fedora, there's doritios in it! I'd love to im just working on a piece right now talking me quite a while
User avatar #43990 - dragontear (01/06/2014) [-]
DOWN 2 CLOWN- MURDA HATCHET GIRLZ it's not gamer enough. needs more 'special FX' and spinning random things
User avatar #43991 - dragontear (01/06/2014) [-]
zZz_yEt-aN0tH3r-cOd-of-dADDy-mlj-money-tage-'rody-FT-S4NIK-t3h-h3K0g_zZz better example
User avatar #43993 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
>not using snipars
top kek
#43987 - mattymattwithahat (01/06/2014) [-]
My reaction to your video
#44018 - rebornpooper (01/06/2014) [-]
Flagged for posting an object resembling a penis.
User avatar #43988 - hamhamtaro (01/06/2014) [-]
lol i hope you enjoyed :3
#36 - ??  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Poor Yami +3
User avatar #41 - fuski (01/06/2014) [-]
I thought it was Cynthia too.
#15 - Alright I guess I'm the one who has to say it. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Weegie Are The Champions +25
#60 - jellyman (01/06/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #18 - godhatesusall (01/06/2014) [-]
who wouldn't
#43980 - Turns out, zerglings like fedoras better. 01/06/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#634 - Teacher admin, what is... the sex?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on FJ University +2
#639 - Nickdowgg (01/05/2014) [-]
I think it's dis
#43828 - Taking requests im always up for drawing  [+] (10 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #43839 - adunsaveme (01/05/2014) [-]
A zergling with a top hat
#43980 - mattymattwithahat (01/06/2014) [-]
Turns out, zerglings like fedoras better.
#43937 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Kinda looks like dracula
#43939 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
This is mattymattwithahat too lazy to log in
User avatar #43938 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #43833 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
or the guy with a bucket on his head
#43835 - hamhamtaro (01/05/2014) [-]
I try everytime, I'm not matty btw just some faggot who wants to draw with ms paint skills
User avatar #43836 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #43837 - hamhamtaro (01/05/2014) [-]
thx m8 i could color it but that would take 7 months,
if u rellly want itb be <33
#43808 - Proper dapper  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #43829 - adunsaveme (01/05/2014) [-]
the zerg have evolved beyond the need for swagger
#43712 - Yo  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
User avatar #43790 - dragontear (01/04/2014) [-]
awesome
#43697 - I'm bored, taking requests. Though no guarantee they're …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #43748 - adunsaveme (01/04/2014) [-]
a hydralisk

with a top hat
#43808 - mattymattwithahat (01/04/2014) [-]
Proper dapper
User avatar #43829 - adunsaveme (01/05/2014) [-]
the zerg have evolved beyond the need for swagger
User avatar #43700 - dragontear (01/04/2014) [-]
take a look at this thread: www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/789171#789171
you don't have to do it if you don't want to
#43712 - mattymattwithahat (01/04/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #43790 - dragontear (01/04/2014) [-]
awesome
#43702 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Ill see wat I can do
User avatar #43699 - dragontear (01/04/2014) [-]
just the guy i'm looking for
#19 - Maybe that's why he always walks into the bathroom. … 01/04/2014 on Scumbag Gamestop +1
#6 - Id actually want that shirt if it didnt have the sandwich part on it 12/31/2013 on Very Desirable Men +2
#43124 - I did this one for this post 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#43123 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#43122 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#43123 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#43121 - Throwing down a couple of pictures I drew on my tablet. Im onl…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#43122 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#43123 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#23 - That ******* face  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 +29
User avatar #90 - axeul (12/29/2013) [-]
Thank you. That picture is always one of the most cringeworthy ones and always bothers me.
#5 - You've transcended beyond beta. You've reached gamma…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on 4chan goes to a date +10
User avatar #6 - hueyfreeman (12/29/2013) [-]
I am not a risk taker

If there is higher than a 50% chance of something going horribly wrong, I abscond.

Since then, by the way, I have managed to get a new girlfriend, with whom I was actually comfortable enough to have a first kiss.

That girl really fucked with my head, she was very judgmental of pretty much everything I did, and I knew if I fucked that kiss up, which was the most likely outcome, it would be downhill from there.

So I chose plan B: Escape at all costs, don't look back, sever all contacts, and try to forget she ever existed.
User avatar #14 - Nameloc (12/29/2013) [-]
Your plan B sounds exactly like how I deal with my exes.
Works pretty well. Normally I burn the hell out of the bridges before hand; Just enough to the point to where they can't even look me in the eye without feeling scared/ nervous.

Some background: Apparently I find myself dating/ attract real crazy bitches. I've only ever ended one, and the rest was theirs; Each time I just added fuel to the fire that they light. Make them pay the consequences. For instance, one time a girl I was about to date tried to bring my best friend onto our first date. So I canceled everything, ditched her like a bad habit. Found out she kept 2-3 irl boyfriends and 3-5 online boyfriends at any given time. She also tried to fuck all of my friends, just to spite me. So I made it a point to tell her boyfriends (Whom were my friends.) how much of a thundercunt slut she is and go in detail about it. To the point of them ending things, or them telling her what I was saying and her ending it with them.
#9 - jaked (12/29/2013) [-]
You know that actually makes a lot of sense when you explain it like that. How were you able to get a date with her if you don't like taking risks though? I mean I'm usually fine with taking risks and I have no problem with going in for the kiss, but even I have trouble actually asking.
User avatar #7 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Totally worth it.
#60 - >on the pr0nz >its a creampie video >near the…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/28/2013 on common fapping problems +10
#69 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
perhaps...
perhaps..
#65 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
which is why I stick to POV videos
#67 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
So you watch me? Nasty

Do you find me beautiful? >i'm a dude<
User avatar #73 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
pics
#75 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
**pov rolled a random image posted in comment #379 at Dumping Gif thread ** here.
User avatar #76 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
screw you, i wanna see what you look like.
#77 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Well i don't have any good pics, that pic was the best one i got
User avatar #78 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
you rolled one -_- just take a quick selfie or something
#81 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
i don't have a phone

it's the devils minion.... JK i like saying that
User avatar #82 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
no compliments for you then, mister -_-
#83 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Awwww okay.
#107 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Tis Magic +97

items

Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 600
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #36 - mattymattwithahat (03/04/2014) [-]
**mattymattwithahat rolled user fripsides ** you look like you could use a friend
User avatar #30 - megavoir (12/09/2013) [-]
So when you want your pokes back?
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattymattwithahat (01/21/2014) [-]
Whenever is fine.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megavoir (01/21/2014) [-]
Only took ya a month. Tonights fine, if you are available.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mattymattwithahat (06/01/2013) [-]
playin runescape
watchin tv
fappin here n there
the usual
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#21 - gravegraffiti (09/12/2012) [-]
Your avatar.  Now it moves.
Your avatar. Now it moves.
User avatar #20 - ryantdpla (09/03/2012) [-]
what can i get for the mixing bowl?
User avatar #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
You're the first ruby offer and I like your offer.
It's being matched though, I'm going to see if they want to raise.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Wait, I misunderstood the item, nvm! >_<
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
The current best is Uncut gay, can you raise?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
ore, or gem?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Gem, 15k item
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
How about a gay diamond AND an uncut gem ;_;
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
That was actually his current offer as well.

Raise or pass?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pass, it's almost not even worth it now :L
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #9 - rcathell (09/03/2012) [-]
totally thought you were doing the 'i grabbed a potato thing', but grats i guess haha
User avatar #8 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
SOmebody beat you to it :/ Sorry. I LOVE YOU
#5 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #8 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #4 - ienjoyrofling (06/28/2011) [-]
Just a guess but... Is your name matt? :o
#3 - kingvegeta (04/04/2011) [-]
your avatar has terrible defense
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#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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