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Gender: male
Age: 26
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mattplusone
Steam Profile: mattplusone705
Consoles Owned: PS3 (broken), Xbox, Wii, DS, Nintendo 64, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Forza, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 & 2, CoD,
X-box Gamertag: IInvad3rZim
PSN: watdapuck32 (discontinued)
Interests: Hockey, Reading, Vidya games, Computer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/09/2014
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
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#19 - Maybe that's why he always walks into the bathroom. … 01/04/2014 on Scumbag Gamestop +1
#6 - Id actually want that shirt if it didnt have the sandwich part on it 12/31/2013 on Very Desirable Men +2
#43124 - I did this one for this post 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#43123 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#43122 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#43123 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#43121 - Throwing down a couple of pictures I drew on my tablet. Im onl…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#43122 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#43123 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#23 - That ******* face  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 +29
User avatar #90 - axeul (12/29/2013) [-]
Thank you. That picture is always one of the most cringeworthy ones and always bothers me.
#5 - You've transcended beyond beta. You've reached gamma…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on 4chan goes to a date +10
User avatar #6 - hueyfreeman (12/29/2013) [-]
I am not a risk taker

If there is higher than a 50% chance of something going horribly wrong, I abscond.

Since then, by the way, I have managed to get a new girlfriend, with whom I was actually comfortable enough to have a first kiss.

That girl really fucked with my head, she was very judgmental of pretty much everything I did, and I knew if I fucked that kiss up, which was the most likely outcome, it would be downhill from there.

So I chose plan B: Escape at all costs, don't look back, sever all contacts, and try to forget she ever existed.
User avatar #14 - Nameloc (12/29/2013) [-]
Your plan B sounds exactly like how I deal with my exes.
Works pretty well. Normally I burn the hell out of the bridges before hand; Just enough to the point to where they can't even look me in the eye without feeling scared/ nervous.

Some background: Apparently I find myself dating/ attract real crazy bitches. I've only ever ended one, and the rest was theirs; Each time I just added fuel to the fire that they light. Make them pay the consequences. For instance, one time a girl I was about to date tried to bring my best friend onto our first date. So I canceled everything, ditched her like a bad habit. Found out she kept 2-3 irl boyfriends and 3-5 online boyfriends at any given time. She also tried to fuck all of my friends, just to spite me. So I made it a point to tell her boyfriends (Whom were my friends.) how much of a thundercunt slut she is and go in detail about it. To the point of them ending things, or them telling her what I was saying and her ending it with them.
#9 - jaked (12/29/2013) [-]
You know that actually makes a lot of sense when you explain it like that. How were you able to get a date with her if you don't like taking risks though? I mean I'm usually fine with taking risks and I have no problem with going in for the kiss, but even I have trouble actually asking.
User avatar #7 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Totally worth it.
#60 - >on the pr0nz >its a ******** video …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/28/2013 on common fapping problems +10
#69 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
perhaps...
perhaps..
#65 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
which is why I stick to POV videos
#67 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
So you watch me? Nasty

Do you find me beautiful? >i'm a dude<
User avatar #73 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
pics
#75 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
**pov rolled a random image posted in comment #379 at Dumping Gif thread ** here.
User avatar #76 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
screw you, i wanna see what you look like.
#77 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Well i don't have any good pics, that pic was the best one i got
User avatar #78 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
you rolled one -_- just take a quick selfie or something
#81 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
i don't have a phone

it's the devils minion.... JK i like saying that
User avatar #82 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
no compliments for you then, mister -_-
#83 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Awwww okay.
#107 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Tis Magic +97
#7046680 - BLUE TEXT YO 12/14/2013 on retard forum 0
#548384 - **Update * Zapdos, Yveltal, and Tyrantrum are gone. … 12/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
#548364 - Uhhh.... I don't care.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Pokemon +1
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#548362 - No.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #548374 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
what volero said, he isnt looking for any good pokemon for these since hes restarting and they would all get deleted anyway
User avatar #548370 - volero (12/06/2013) [-]
I think he's giving them away...not looking to trade.
User avatar #548364 - mattymattwithahat (12/06/2013) [-]
Uhhh.... I don't care.
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#548360 - Does anyone want some pokemon? I have: Quilladen, Ralts, T…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #548539 - Flannery (12/06/2013) [-]
Rotom please.
User avatar #548384 - mattymattwithahat (12/06/2013) [-]
**Update* Zapdos, Yveltal, and Tyrantrum are gone.

Also, I might be going to bed soon, so pm me and I'll get back to you whenever possible.
User avatar #548378 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
Ugh shitty connection, sorry.
User avatar #548365 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
I want Zapdos and Yveltal
User avatar #548367 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
youre 2slow
User avatar #548368 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
Fuck you.
User avatar #548369 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
ily2
User avatar #548371 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
Giv Zapdos pls
User avatar #548372 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
I need him to rot in my PC so i can have every pokemon
Do you just need him for the dex or do you want to use him?
User avatar #548373 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
I want to use it to get Articuno
User avatar #548375 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
why do you need zapdos to get him?
User avatar #548376 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
Because people ask for other legendaries. Giv Yveltal pls then, you already have one
User avatar #548377 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
im using Zapdos to get Moltres and Yvetal to get Articuno since Zapdos is on the loose in my game
If you give me a day or two to stop being lazy, ill go catch the Zygarde or Mewtwo in my game and give you one of those since i have an extra set already
User avatar #548379 - totodigatr (12/06/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks baby.
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User avatar #548362 - mattymattwithahat (12/06/2013) [-]
No.
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User avatar #548374 - elitefourcaitlin (12/06/2013) [-]
what volero said, he isnt looking for any good pokemon for these since hes restarting and they would all get deleted anyway
User avatar #548370 - volero (12/06/2013) [-]
I think he's giving them away...not looking to trade.
User avatar #548364 - mattymattwithahat (12/06/2013) [-]
Uhhh.... I don't care.
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#1871 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 510** 11/30/2013 on Pokemon Draw Thread! 0
#2 - That's actually oddly cute. 11/23/2013 on fuck you, I'm trinket 0
#32 - Ha, ******* jackass.... Wait... 11/23/2013 on fax +5
#107 - Picture 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
#34 - Xbox's FW 11/16/2013 on Shots Fired 0
#4 - Picture 11/15/2013 on OC +1
#11 - I would honestly try all of them. 11/07/2013 on The Top 10 Wierdest Ice... 0
#39 - "Whiskers themselves are nothing more than a type of thic…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on this is sick 0
User avatar #40 - lilithsupernatural (11/04/2013) [-]
Okay when I refer to whiskers I'm not talking about only the actual hair, I mean the entire whisker area is sensitive. But I didn't really explain that so sorry about that.
#6 - Cats' whiskers aren't the most sensitive area on their bodies.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on this is sick -1
User avatar #10 - lilithsupernatural (10/29/2013) [-]
Actually they are because if you go to touch a cats whiskers 9/10 they will move their face away from you because they use them for feeling.. They are pretty much the same as if someone had open nerves in their hands.
User avatar #39 - mattymattwithahat (11/04/2013) [-]
"Whiskers themselves are nothing more than a type of thick/long hair. The importance of whiskers lies in the fact that they are deeply rooted in follicles which are surrounded by a muscle tissue that is very rich in nerves and sensory cells. These nerve cells in the roots are then connected to a special area of the cat’s brain."

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Just trying to prove a point.
User avatar #40 - lilithsupernatural (11/04/2013) [-]
Okay when I refer to whiskers I'm not talking about only the actual hair, I mean the entire whisker area is sensitive. But I didn't really explain that so sorry about that.
#7 - I'd eat it. I'd eat it all. 10/24/2013 on All of my hnggggggghhhh +2
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User avatar #36 - mattymattwithahat (03/04/2014) [-]
**mattymattwithahat rolled user fripsides ** you look like you could use a friend
User avatar #30 - megavoir ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
So when you want your pokes back?
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattymattwithahat (01/21/2014) [-]
Whenever is fine.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megavoir ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Only took ya a month. Tonights fine, if you are available.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mattymattwithahat (06/01/2013) [-]
playin runescape
watchin tv
fappin here n there
the usual
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#21 - gravegraffiti (09/12/2012) [-]
Your avatar.  Now it moves.
Your avatar. Now it moves.
User avatar #20 - ryantdpla (09/03/2012) [-]
what can i get for the mixing bowl?
User avatar #10 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
You're the first ruby offer and I like your offer.
It's being matched though, I'm going to see if they want to raise.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Wait, I misunderstood the item, nvm! >_<
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
The current best is Uncut gay, can you raise?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
ore, or gem?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Gem, 15k item
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
How about a gay diamond AND an uncut gem ;_;
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
That was actually his current offer as well.

Raise or pass?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pass, it's almost not even worth it now :L
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #9 - rcathell (09/03/2012) [-]
totally thought you were doing the 'i grabbed a potato thing', but grats i guess haha
User avatar #8 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
SOmebody beat you to it :/ Sorry. I LOVE YOU
#5 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #8 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #4 - ienjoyrofling (06/28/2011) [-]
Just a guess but... Is your name matt? :o
#3 - kingvegeta (04/04/2011) [-]
your avatar has terrible defense
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#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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