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mattymattwithahat

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mattplusone
Steam Profile: mattplusone705
Consoles Owned: PS3 (broken), Xbox, Wii, DS, Nintendo 64, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Forza, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 & 2, CoD,
X-box Gamertag: IInvad3rZim
PSN: watdapuck32 (discontinued)
Interests: Hockey, Reading, Vidya games, Computer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1724 total,  2036 ,  312
Comment Thumbs: 16606 total,  19291 ,  2685
Content Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 44% (440/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:47197
Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:3416
FJ Points:18701
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latest user's comments

#406 - Comment deleted 09/06/2014 on Contest! Read desc. 0
#12 - I am porn and I can confirm, this is British. 08/07/2014 on I am fully erect +1
#6 - What if you die from choking on a sharp piece of nacho? 08/04/2014 on (1) Nachos +2
#1758 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 323** 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#14 - Now try it with your dick.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Mildly Interesting +166
User avatar #99 - uzerc (07/08/2014) [-]
Imagine a dick cup tho
#73 - Ken M (07/08/2014) [-]
I don't think thermal shock would work on a penis
User avatar #139 - talldumbdork (07/08/2014) [-]
You will only know if you try.
User avatar #51 - scandaldog (07/08/2014) [-]
and post results
#15 - thatdeafguy (07/08/2014) [-]
#86 - But who was iron? 07/01/2014 on Mondays 0
#142 - (´・ω・`) 06/30/2014 on   +1
#140 - I got a story for you ******* right here: >be 13…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on True Story +52
User avatar #169 - brettyoke (06/28/2014) [-]
Why the fuck do moms do that shit? My dad knocks on the door late night every time, and rarely even comes to the door because there's no good reason to. My mom will just pop in all the time to ask a stupid question, inform me of something I already know, or show me something on "the facebook."

User avatar #155 - marconde (06/28/2014) [-]
Something like that happened to me when I was that age or less I guess
I don't know how, maybe for a wet dream, my penis was closed with semen and I didn't know what was that, then I tried to pee but.. well, it was closed so... it almost exploded, I can't say how was it..
I didn't pee for like 2 days for that, I was so scared.
#1762 - **mattymattwithahat rolled image ** 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#562 - One time I was at a friends house for the night, and instead o… 06/27/2014 on What's the laziest thing... +1
#8969184 - Dank u 06/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#8969181 - Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #8969186 - novabird (06/09/2014) [-]
np.
#8969131 - In Rural Minnesota by the Twin Cities 06/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#8969106 - hue 06/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#8969099 - I don't know anywhere else to go. I'm taking pictures of birds…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #8969162 - novabird (06/09/2014) [-]
brown thrasher.
User avatar #8969181 - mattymattwithahat (06/09/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #8969186 - novabird (06/09/2014) [-]
np.
User avatar #8969135 - novabird (06/09/2014) [-]
crop just the bird in the pic, reverse image search it on google and use the visually similar feature, you'll get the answer.
#8969115 - Ken M (06/09/2014) [-]
novabird do your avian wizardry stuff.
#8969119 - hongkongdingdong (06/09/2014) [-]
novabird and retrochris
anonymous can't mention
User avatar #8969168 - novabird (06/09/2014) [-]
answer above.
#8969126 - Ken M (06/09/2014) [-]
I feel so powerless.
#8969103 - hongkongdingdong (06/09/2014) [-]
it's a bird
User avatar #8969109 - jeartozaox (06/09/2014) [-]
it's a plane
User avatar #8969106 - mattymattwithahat (06/09/2014) [-]
hue
#206 - MFW Trying to ride Admin's dick 05/20/2014 on Who wants HIV? 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on not a single soul in sight +7
User avatar #10 - thetom (05/09/2014) [-]
20 seconds..... lol.
#43 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Glorious pokemon ruby... +7
#6 - >Fisherman's FW 05/01/2014 on sharkys +12
#6511 - **mattymattwithahat rolls 4,784,733** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#4 - Simple. Just get off the bike, problem solved. 04/03/2014 on nope 0
#3 - And then it pops and he goes EEERRFGHFGGGFLRRLLRRRRRRR  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Skilled 0
#4 - thebaseballexpert (03/31/2014) [-]
Then it pops and he goes FWOMP
#30 - So surprised to see people using a gif I made.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on 9 lives +43
#54 - Ken M (03/30/2014) [-]
You should make one that says "This post" and a green thumb.
#35 - evebishop (03/30/2014) [-]
Here have this
#5 - It's duck duck grey duck because it's Minnesota , bitches. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Duck...Duck...Grey Duck? +23
#10 - londontoedinburgh (03/26/2014) [-]
As a person from Canada I can assure you it's Duck Duck Goose
#1555 - Picture 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +5

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Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 600
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User avatar #36 - mattymattwithahat (03/04/2014) [-]
**mattymattwithahat rolled user fripsides ** you look like you could use a friend
User avatar #30 - megavoir (12/09/2013) [-]
So when you want your pokes back?
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattymattwithahat (01/21/2014) [-]
Whenever is fine.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megavoir (01/21/2014) [-]
Only took ya a month. Tonights fine, if you are available.
#22 - masturbator **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mattymattwithahat (06/01/2013) [-]
playin runescape
watchin tv
fappin here n there
the usual
#28 to #27 - masturbator **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 - gravegraffiti (09/12/2012) [-]
Your avatar.  Now it moves.
Your avatar. Now it moves.
User avatar #20 - ryantdpla (09/03/2012) [-]
what can i get for the mixing bowl?
User avatar #10 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
You're the first ruby offer and I like your offer.
It's being matched though, I'm going to see if they want to raise.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Wait, I misunderstood the item, nvm! >_<
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
The current best is Uncut gay, can you raise?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
ore, or gem?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Gem, 15k item
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
How about a gay diamond AND an uncut gem ;_;
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
That was actually his current offer as well.

Raise or pass?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pass, it's almost not even worth it now :L
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #9 - rcathell (09/03/2012) [-]
totally thought you were doing the 'i grabbed a potato thing', but grats i guess haha
User avatar #8 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
SOmebody beat you to it :/ Sorry. I LOVE YOU
#5 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #8 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #4 - ienjoyrofling (06/28/2011) [-]
Just a guess but... Is your name matt? :o
#3 - kingvegeta (04/04/2011) [-]
your avatar has terrible defense
#2 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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