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Gender: male
Age: 27
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/mattplusone
Steam Profile: mattplusone705
Consoles Owned: PS3 (broken), Xbox, Wii, DS, Nintendo 64, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Forza, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 & 2, CoD,
X-box Gamertag: IInvad3rZim
PSN: watdapuck32 (discontinued)
Interests: Hockey, Reading, Vidya games, Computer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
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#7 - I'll need about 10,000. Next year I'll need more.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Title +10
User avatar #8 - kaitheguy (03/18/2013) [-]
27.39 faps/day?

damn dude, you go hard
#18 - secretdestroyers (03/18/2013) [-]
#10 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
how do you get .39 of a fap? just get interrupted or something?
User avatar #11 - kaitheguy (03/18/2013) [-]
don't finish
#15 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#19 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
i worry that you call it your "fapometer"
#20 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
#13 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
but if you don't finish then why'd you need the wipe in the first place...? you know as i type this the answer seems to be obvious.
User avatar #14 - kaitheguy (03/18/2013) [-]
to wipe the tears off of your face
#17 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
as your balls turn an awkward shade of blue?
User avatar #21 - kaitheguy (03/18/2013) [-]
and you cry because you just couldn't finish before literally rubbing your penis out of existence
#25 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
well... it would be the 28th time that day, i mean for the love of god it's gotta be a few times an hour at least.
#6 - One time I saw a sticker that said "Honk if you want … 03/17/2013 on Funny bumper stickers. +7
#374891 - I'm trying to install Sim City 4 (You saw right, 4) On my… 03/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#130 - I feel like the only person on Funnyjunk who's not afraid of heights.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Scared of heights? +2
User avatar #167 - applepiepony (03/15/2013) [-]
I;m not afraid. In fact, in a few weeks, I'm going to Chicago, and there is a building there, that is really high, and the floor is glass, so you can see the ground, I was almost the only person in the room that went, "AWESOME!!!"
User avatar #136 - vatra (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm not, I got yelled at for walking out to edge of a cliff to get the max view from it while hiking in the mountains.
#132 - paranoidzoid (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm not afraid of heights
it's falling and the sudden stop at the end that scares me
#137 - pineapplesinmyanus has deleted their comment.
#162 - paranoidzoid (03/13/2013) [-]
hopefully this will cheer you up a bit
#164 - notannonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
?
#165 - paranoidzoid (03/14/2013) [-]
community season 1 i forget which episode number
#163 - pineapplesinmyanus has deleted their comment.
#139 - pineapplepeople (03/12/2013) [-]
2deep4me
#12350 - does anyone have that .gif of Peter Griffin dancing with a fee…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Animated GIFs - funny... 0
#12356 - SunshineCabbage (03/13/2013) [-]
Only one I have
#34640 - He got it wrong on purpose, l2read idiot. 03/12/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#34620 - A little update on my story from a few days ago. Link here >…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#34630 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations... you got some dude fired from his job.. because of him getting your order wrong... do you feel good?
User avatar #34640 - mattymattwithahat (03/12/2013) [-]
He got it wrong on purpose, l2read idiot.
#6 - **** yea, Menards 03/11/2013 on Great Day +1
#19 - MP7 03/11/2013 on That it did Will, That it... +1
#247 - All my friends and family say 'pop' and I say 'soda'. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on It doesn't have to make sense. +1
#251 - snakefire (03/11/2013) [-]
#576 - It's a space? 03/10/2013 on Let's Play A Game +1
#4 - afterwords... 03/10/2013 on Oooohhhh +3
#35 - It's probably been said, but that cat has beautiful eyes! … 03/10/2013 on What?! I'm busy. +6
#12 - orly?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Yoga Instructor +32
#38 - heyfuckoff (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - superassassin (03/09/2013) [-]
"You win this time, Penis."
#118 - BANANAS CAN READ MINDS 03/08/2013 on are you... 0
#33953 - I hate a particular Wendy's by my house with a burning passion… 03/08/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#41 - Or... I don't even know how that would work... … 03/07/2013 on tumblr 0
#40 - I AM MY OWN GREAT GRANDPA  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on tumblr 0
User avatar #41 - mattymattwithahat (03/07/2013) [-]
Or...
I don't even know how that would work...
Shit.
#96 - I guess I'm the only one who liked ACIII.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Pretty much sums up the new AC +20
User avatar #166 - bknob (03/08/2013) [-]
Incoming opinion.

I think AC3 had every potential to be a great game, the concept as a whole excited the hell out of me. The reason i felt the game "failed" imo, was because of the main character Connor, and the controls of the game (minus the glitches and other issues that a lot of people experienced). Connor to me was a kid who was whinny because he didn't get what he wanted and almost always was complaining the entire time without learning anything. In AC2 we saw Ezio kill the enemies and slowly learn overtime what he was doing and slowly grow from a immature kid who wanted to revenge to an older wise man who had learned all he could know. Connor never grew, he would just tell the people he killed they were wrong and never took it from their perspective. Then the controls I felt were perfect prior (for the xbox 360) then it was completely changed and I actually really disliked them, but I won't get into specifics, just that the change was more of a bad thing than a good thing.

I feel if you had played his dad (I forget how to properly spell his named, it was Hathem or something) it would have been a really cool game, especially from a templar's perspective. Plus you could see how he was growing as a person, where as Connor didn't.

It was a cool story overall and time frame to play in though, I liked all the references to the history. I just felt they really dropped the ball on the character and the system they had already perfected.
User avatar #125 - themagicwizard (03/08/2013) [-]
I loved the Colonial era part. Great characters and story I thought. The modern part with Desmond and company was absolute shit. The ending was awful, on par with Mass Effect 3.
User avatar #147 - tictacpattywhack (03/08/2013) [-]
Yeah mass effect 3 was an extremely good game, all the way up till the end. Even with the free extended ending, it was still kind of shitty.
User avatar #288 - themagicwizard (03/10/2013) [-]
Really? I hated it. I thought it even started off bad. That said, I loved the first two to death. It just felt wrong to me for so many reasons.
User avatar #107 - jacencaedus (03/08/2013) [-]
I liked it, i think it was just being so used to playing Ezio that threw everyone off
#99 - robotcomander (03/08/2013) [-]
i thought it was a good conclusion. I think it was a let down because they didn't really include anything new or change anything, which in itself is good, they kept to the AC theme and just streamlined what they needed to. i liked it, but i still am upset about Desmond's ending. They need to do something to fix that to me.
#7 - ( ************ is death) 3 ( ***********…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on wifth or huthband? -7
#8 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
3*3=9
3/3=1
9/11 was conspiracy
#144 - >CFW abandoning thread 03/05/2013 on Catbath +3
#45 - Best funnyjunk comment section ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on 4chan 0
#47 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
Nothing like repeating the same joke over and over
#7 - OP used the tags right. 03/04/2013 on Spacewalking... +1
#71 - When I posted a private picture I got -7 thumbs. You godda… 03/04/2013 on Ignore this +2
#2 - That raises a fine point.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2013 on ID even K +68
User avatar #73 - danniegurl (03/02/2013) [-]
you should try using a better light source.
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User avatar #14 - eleanortenenbaum (03/02/2013) [-]
Brb. Fapping.
I'm a female, don't be creeped out.
#6 - BerryLicious (03/02/2013) [-]
Dude. You are gorgeous.
#5 - rebby (03/02/2013) [-]
indeed it does
#33 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
indeed it TOES*
User avatar #3 - eleanortenenbaum (03/02/2013) [-]
.....10/10 would bang.

I'm dead serious.
#4 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
we all would.. we all would..
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User avatar #36 - mattymattwithahat (03/04/2014) [-]
**mattymattwithahat rolled user fripsides ** you look like you could use a friend
User avatar #30 - megavoir (12/09/2013) [-]
So when you want your pokes back?
User avatar #32 to #30 - mattymattwithahat (01/21/2014) [-]
Whenever is fine.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megavoir (01/21/2014) [-]
Only took ya a month. Tonights fine, if you are available.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - mattymattwithahat (06/01/2013) [-]
playin runescape
watchin tv
fappin here n there
the usual
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#21 - gravegraffiti (09/12/2012) [-]
Your avatar.  Now it moves.
Your avatar. Now it moves.
User avatar #20 - ryantdpla (09/03/2012) [-]
what can i get for the mixing bowl?
User avatar #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
You're the first ruby offer and I like your offer.
It's being matched though, I'm going to see if they want to raise.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Wait, I misunderstood the item, nvm! >_<
User avatar #13 to #12 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
The current best is Uncut gay, can you raise?
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
ore, or gem?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Gem, 15k item
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
How about a gay diamond AND an uncut gem ;_;
User avatar #17 to #16 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
That was actually his current offer as well.

Raise or pass?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattymattwithahat (09/03/2012) [-]
I'm gonna pass, it's almost not even worth it now :L
User avatar #19 to #18 - ragingbrony (09/03/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #9 - rcathell (09/03/2012) [-]
totally thought you were doing the 'i grabbed a potato thing', but grats i guess haha
User avatar #8 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
SOmebody beat you to it :/ Sorry. I LOVE YOU
#5 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #8 - bobJML (10/15/2011) [-]
U mad?
User avatar #4 - ienjoyrofling (06/28/2011) [-]
Just a guess but... Is your name matt? :o
#3 - kingvegeta (04/04/2011) [-]
your avatar has terrible defense
#2 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - earthquake **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]
you're a great person i wish you the best in life, live it to the full just know everyone loves you :) have a nice day
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