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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
Location:Australia
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Total Comments Made:252
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#370 - .......You're right 11/23/2012 on nice ad +1
#298 - So 99% of Dentists recommend Colgate toothpaste, but only 9/10…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on nice ad +6
#302 - Sylphion (11/23/2012) [-]
Hey, if 10% of doctors are into watching chicks getting railed by horsecock, not my place to judge whatever tickles their pickle
User avatar #370 - mattus (11/23/2012) [-]
.......You're right
#2 - **** off Nigel, your daughter has a deeper voice than you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Mfw I hear my voice in a... +27
#26 - trevanman (11/17/2012) [-]
his daughter looks creepier than him as well...
#10 - I actually remember someone linking this in that post :D 10/22/2012 on 20th Century Fox... +3
#48 - I know something smaller.... OP's dick 09/27/2012 on And Mine 0
#79 - well you're here now. congrats! 09/27/2012 on Color +1
#3 - Have fun at the front page!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Color +2
User avatar #79 - mattus (09/27/2012) [-]
well you're here now. congrats!
#24 - I am lead to believe that the original term "swag" i… 09/02/2012 on Wut 0
#31 - Here I sit, Highly elated, I came to **** … 08/28/2012 on The creativity of some people +2
#22 - WHAT THE **** I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS IS … 08/27/2012 on 'Murica +1
#30 - or perhaps yours likes to bake in the sun a little more than this one.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Booted Dragon 0
User avatar #88 - whodeargaydear (08/19/2012) [-]
She never moves from under her lights, she's the laziest pet I've got, and that's saying something.
#42 - HOLY **** 08/15/2012 on Racist Funnyjunk +1
#97 - I bet you Had a lot of notifications. 08/06/2012 on I Guess This Wasn't the... +2
#59 - HOLY ****  [+] (11 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Breastfeeding +12
User avatar #60 - gazoogo (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
User avatar #61 - captalexander (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
User avatar #62 - kalanthes (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
User avatar #79 - jjristine (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
User avatar #101 - wesleyhathaway (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
User avatar #98 - swikkid (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK this feature doesn't work anymore
#95 - joshofsouls (08/05/2012) [-]
FOLY HUCK
#110 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
Now show us some of that codpiece!
User avatar #63 - marcusmayhem (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK
#92 - unknownbytes (08/05/2012) [-]
HOLY CARP
User avatar #65 - ghostyzg (08/05/2012) [-]
I don't think notifications work that way anymore...
#31 - Don't you mean Aural Psynapse? 08/01/2012 on Oral. +2
#7 - I saw this on Pinkie 3.14. 07/28/2012 on WUT ?! 0
#21 - > Australia is part of the commonwealth > head of c… 07/28/2012 on Queen +7
#155 - That's really in Sydney its like a tradition to eat Tiger Praw…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Shrimp on tha barbeee 0
User avatar #156 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
yeah that's probably why I dont know about it.. :)
#147 - Hmmmm....  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Shrimp on tha barbeee 0
User avatar #154 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
dude its mainly, "throw another snag on the barbie meaning", "would you kindly put another sausage on the BBQ"
I live in Victoria as well, and ive only eaten prawns like once or twice, haha
User avatar #155 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
That's really in Sydney its like a tradition to eat Tiger Prawns in Summer/Christmas
User avatar #156 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
yeah that's probably why I dont know about it.. :)
#145 - What part of Aus do you live?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Shrimp on tha barbeee 0
User avatar #146 - spudge (07/23/2012) [-]
Victoria
User avatar #147 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
Hmmmm....
User avatar #154 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
dude its mainly, "throw another snag on the barbie meaning", "would you kindly put another sausage on the BBQ"
I live in Victoria as well, and ive only eaten prawns like once or twice, haha
User avatar #155 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
That's really in Sydney its like a tradition to eat Tiger Prawns in Summer/Christmas
User avatar #156 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
yeah that's probably why I dont know about it.. :)
#143 - Everyone in Australia.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Shrimp on tha barbeee 0
User avatar #144 - spudge (07/23/2012) [-]
I live in australia and i have never barbequed prawns.

Nor have i ever heard of anyone doing it...
User avatar #145 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
What part of Aus do you live?
User avatar #146 - spudge (07/23/2012) [-]
Victoria
User avatar #147 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
Hmmmm....
User avatar #154 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
dude its mainly, "throw another snag on the barbie meaning", "would you kindly put another sausage on the BBQ"
I live in Victoria as well, and ive only eaten prawns like once or twice, haha
User avatar #155 - mattus (07/23/2012) [-]
That's really in Sydney its like a tradition to eat Tiger Prawns in Summer/Christmas
User avatar #156 - zombiemanic (07/23/2012) [-]
yeah that's probably why I dont know about it.. :)
#214 - rage! <3 07/18/2012 on It's that time again. . . 0
#213 - jorge <3 07/18/2012 on It's that time again. . . 0
#212 - nades <3 07/18/2012 on It's that time again. . . 0
#211 - such a badass. 07/18/2012 on It's that time again. . . 0
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#9 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dancininseptember
User avatar #10 to #9 - dancininseptember (05/23/2014) [-]
awh yissss
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
WHATS HAPPENING
User avatar #12 to #11 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dont try to undestand...

HINT... dancininseptember is stee
User avatar #13 to #12 - dancininseptember (05/23/2014) [-]
no i'm not, i'm man doesn't like his soup
#15 to #13 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
'Child eating soup at home. Little girl have a dinner - stock photo'
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
This profile is but a shadow of my younger self
User avatar #3 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
i found you :o
User avatar #4 to #3 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
damnit!

well i guess that isn't hard, my tinychat name and funnyjunk name are the same.
#5 to #4 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
Mattus you dildo :c
User avatar #6 to #5 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
im crying
User avatar #7 to #6 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
im loling so hard
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