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#301 - I'm from Australia, and don't give a **** about spiders and ot…  [+] (7 replies) 08/13/2013 on Atlas moth +1
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#313 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea I'm from Aussieland too. I used to be scared of those big ass black moths; my brother once told me they're called vampire moths cause they suck your blood (obviously false).
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#321 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
Nah these ones, they looks like small bats, to a child in the dark at least.
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#331 - mattus (08/13/2013) [-]
It's just the fact that the huge ones are big enough to be birds, but are still just furry moths with almost no discernible facial features

and when you can hear them coming too D:
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#333 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
There's only two bugs that I'm afraid of. Crickets and those big Cockroaches. Cockroaches I hate cause they can fly, and you can hear them coming. Not a huge fan of brown beetles either but only cause they have a habit of bombing you at christmas.
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#339 - mattus (08/14/2013) [-]
oh and Cicadas, don't forget them,

I'm like NOPE
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#340 - thirdjess (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind Cicadas! They're pretty cute, as far as insects go.
#15 - Reminded me of this  [+] (1 reply) 08/09/2013 on The Land of Opportunity -1
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#77 - pastamaster (08/09/2013) [-]
What's with the chimp at the end....?
#30 - So this is the real, unedited version from th…  [+] (15 replies) 07/31/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... +80
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#118 - bigmanfifty (07/31/2013) [-]
still one of the most amazing things I've seen
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#76 - thalfak (07/31/2013) [-]
World's Weirdest - Bird Mimics Chainsaw, Car Alarm and More
Saw this on NatGeoWild the other day, I like it more than BBC's but who cares?
#68 - shivaspace (07/31/2013) [-]
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#55 - darkoblivion (07/31/2013) [-]
the awkward moment when you feel the need to call bullshit on nature
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#52 - moevleboevle (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh is'nt that great? Just when you thought that you has escaped from all the noises from the city you come out in the forest abd suddenly a bird starts imitating a fucking car alarm
#49 - sakine (07/31/2013) [-]
To outdo its competition, it recreates other sounds of the forest *car alarm*
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#66 - mytrueface (07/31/2013) [-]
Cars get loads of ass.

(they shit on them)
#46 - mralects (07/31/2013) [-]
that chainsaw shit was just as impressive as the seinfeld music
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#42 - itrinx (07/31/2013) [-]
That fucker can imitate a chainsaw ? Are you kidding me ?
#51 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Even if you forget the fact that it's a chainsaw noise, the sound pattern itself still seems unlikely to imitate.
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#33 - roflstorm (07/31/2013) [-]
Last few calls.
Those cant be real can they?
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#34 - TarnRazor (07/31/2013) [-]
I like to think they are.
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#35 - roflstorm (07/31/2013) [-]
I will be astonished if those are real
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#124 - mattus (08/01/2013) [-]
Quite real, so real that I nearly ran one over yesterday
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#36 - TheShortbusDriver (07/31/2013) [-]
They are. I saw it on the TV. That means it's real.