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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#51 - This isn't a movie, it's a TV show 04/26/2013 on Wilfred 0
#10 - You Just think you're so ******* funny, don't you?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Cleaning A Chimney The... +4
User avatar #15 - huewut (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, I think I'm decently funny enough to be able to comment on this site.
No, not "fucking funny", but decently funny. There's your funny answer, now.
Koala.
User avatar #13 - deltasquad (04/25/2013) [-]
some one has to laugh at the joke.
#183 - The American powerpoints look like they've just been anally penetrated  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Denmark ... +1
#202 - nucularwar (04/24/2013) [-]
I thought so too
#189 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
The danish one as well. It's just that its reaction is different.
#321 - I'll just comment on this so I can fap later 04/23/2013 on Booty 0
#131 - me too 04/23/2013 on NinJa punishment 0
#143 - What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? … 04/22/2013 on Your dirtiest joke +3
#70 - Looks like a Wankel engine in a drill  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on How a square drill works... +1
#73 - chewythewolftwo (04/20/2013) [-]
That was my first thought too
#16 - Picture 04/15/2013 on Ink in water +30
#134 - He IS a girl in every single one of these. 04/15/2013 on Bad Hair Day 0
#64 - "Can I have your body?" 04/14/2013 on No homo, right? +3
#13 - "Published March 24th 2012" oh. 04/12/2013 on His New Target +5
#11 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 04/04/2013 on How to Art 0
#120 - wof wof doge gud boi 03/29/2013 on Hitler autograph 0
#95 - You don't need a Corvette to go that fast.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany 0
User avatar #109 - sketchE (03/25/2013) [-]
its like a commercial i saw a long time ago. a guys unloading his american car from a ship and someone walks up to him and asks "couldnt find a fast enough car in germany?" he replies "couldnt find a high enough speed limit in am america" i love the corvette there isnt a european car that has the same appeal to me
User avatar #97 - Axelfbomber (03/25/2013) [-]
some people like corvettes, some like other cars. clearly you could use another, this person chose the zr1
#92 - Why the hell would you have a Corvette in Germany The…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany 0
User avatar #94 - Axelfbomber (03/25/2013) [-]
probably because it's really the only place where it can hit it's 210 mph speed without getting a ticket.
User avatar #95 - mattus (03/25/2013) [-]
You don't need a Corvette to go that fast.
User avatar #109 - sketchE (03/25/2013) [-]
its like a commercial i saw a long time ago. a guys unloading his american car from a ship and someone walks up to him and asks "couldnt find a fast enough car in germany?" he replies "couldnt find a high enough speed limit in am america" i love the corvette there isnt a european car that has the same appeal to me
User avatar #97 - Axelfbomber (03/25/2013) [-]
some people like corvettes, some like other cars. clearly you could use another, this person chose the zr1
#2 - Picture 03/23/2013 on poke trainers +53
#79 - 2 Yoda posts in a row? the force is strong with this site. 03/20/2013 on young Yoda 0
#27 - This was in Sydney this year.... good pool weather :) 03/19/2013 on Hot +1
#113 - Bloody Americans. 03/02/2013 on When will you leave? -1
#250 - I laughed at the last picture of the dog been saved in Melbour… 02/23/2013 on RESTORED! 0
#3256996 - oh. 02/20/2013 on sfw random board 0
#92 - still not as bad as homosexual bats.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2013 on You can't like bands I... +11
#106 - osirusrising (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm not going to lie, i like, like 3 of there songs. Them as people though are just awful and sorry excuses for well people. Their fan base doesn't help ether, just a bunch of horny 11/12 year old's.
#102 - twatter (02/19/2013) [-]
And here, we see the homosexual bat in it's natural habitat.
#100 - anonymoose (02/19/2013) [-]
God I hate BOTDF so fucking much!

If someone's a BVB fan, it wouldn't annoy me that much. But I judge the shit out of any BOTDF fan.
#579 - I think Phanact is a pretty cool guy. 02/19/2013 on Hello. +6
#43 - just 1 brazzer. 02/19/2013 on head action +11
#65 - Picture 02/09/2013 on Duckface Runners-Up +9
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#9 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dancininseptember
User avatar #10 to #9 - dancininseptember ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
awh yissss
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
WHATS HAPPENING
User avatar #12 to #11 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dont try to undestand...

HINT... dancininseptember is stee
User avatar #13 to #12 - dancininseptember ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
no i'm not, i'm man doesn't like his soup
#15 to #13 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
'Child eating soup at home. Little girl have a dinner - stock photo'
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
This profile is but a shadow of my younger self
User avatar #3 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
i found you :o
User avatar #4 to #3 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
damnit!

well i guess that isn't hard, my tinychat name and funnyjunk name are the same.
#5 to #4 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
Mattus you dildo :c
User avatar #6 to #5 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
im crying
User avatar #7 to #6 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
im loling so hard
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