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Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:8/08/2014
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#30 - I remember that this was the first youtube video I ever watched. 09/06/2013 on Just another day in Japan 0
#13 - Shaun Micallef you legend 09/02/2013 on Tilted room sketch 0
#310 - The 2 seater Mini mokes are amazing, not ugly. 08/27/2013 on Ugly Cars 0
#339 - oh and Cicadas, don't forget them, I'm like NOPE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Atlas moth 0
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind Cicadas! They're pretty cute, as far as insects go.
#331 - It's just the fact that the huge ones are big enough to be bir…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Atlas moth 0
User avatar #333 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
There's only two bugs that I'm afraid of. Crickets and those big Cockroaches. Cockroaches I hate cause they can fly, and you can hear them coming. Not a huge fan of brown beetles either but only cause they have a habit of bombing you at christmas.
User avatar #339 - mattus (08/14/2013) [-]
oh and Cicadas, don't forget them,

I'm like NOPE
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind Cicadas! They're pretty cute, as far as insects go.
#301 - I'm from Australia, and don't give a **** about s…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Atlas moth +1
User avatar #313 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
Yea I'm from Aussieland too. I used to be scared of those big ass black moths; my brother once told me they're called vampire moths cause they suck your blood (obviously false).
User avatar #321 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
Nah these ones, they looks like small bats, to a child in the dark at least.
User avatar #331 - mattus (08/13/2013) [-]
It's just the fact that the huge ones are big enough to be birds, but are still just furry moths with almost no discernible facial features

and when you can hear them coming too D:
User avatar #333 - thirdjess (08/13/2013) [-]
There's only two bugs that I'm afraid of. Crickets and those big Cockroaches. Cockroaches I hate cause they can fly, and you can hear them coming. Not a huge fan of brown beetles either but only cause they have a habit of bombing you at christmas.
User avatar #339 - mattus (08/14/2013) [-]
oh and Cicadas, don't forget them,

I'm like NOPE
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't mind Cicadas! They're pretty cute, as far as insects go.
#28 - No it's not, if you look closer you can make out that it's act… 08/09/2013 on Well 0
#15 - Reminded me of this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on The Land of Opportunity -1
User avatar #77 - pastamaster (08/09/2013) [-]
What's with the chimp at the end....?
#18 - WHERE TELL ME NAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO 08/07/2013 on Australia has these 0
#59 - I felt as if the Stormcloaks were very closely related to the … 08/04/2013 on How I feel as a High Elf... 0
#81 - What are some of the advantages of living in Switzerland? … 08/02/2013 on Swiss Feels +1
#124 - Quite real, so real that I nearly ran one over yesterday 08/01/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... 0
#30 - So this is the real, unedited version from th…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... +80
User avatar #118 - bigmanfifty (07/31/2013) [-]
still one of the most amazing things I've seen
User avatar #76 - thalfak (07/31/2013) [-]
World's Weirdest - Bird Mimics Chainsaw, Car Alarm and More
Saw this on NatGeoWild the other day, I like it more than BBC's but who cares?
#68 - shivaspace (07/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - darkoblivion (07/31/2013) [-]
the awkward moment when you feel the need to call bullshit on nature
User avatar #52 - moevleboevle (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh is'nt that great? Just when you thought that you has escaped from all the noises from the city you come out in the forest abd suddenly a bird starts imitating a fucking car alarm
#49 - sakine (07/31/2013) [-]
To outdo its competition, it recreates other sounds of the forest *car alarm*
User avatar #66 - mytrueface (07/31/2013) [-]
Cars get loads of ass.




(they shit on them)
#46 - mralects (07/31/2013) [-]
that chainsaw shit was just as impressive as the seinfeld music
User avatar #42 - itrinx (07/31/2013) [-]
That fucker can imitate a chainsaw ? Are you kidding me ?
#51 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Even if you forget the fact that it's a chainsaw noise, the sound pattern itself still seems unlikely to imitate.
User avatar #33 - roflstorm (07/31/2013) [-]
Last few calls.
Those cant be real can they?
User avatar #34 - TarnRazor (07/31/2013) [-]
I like to think they are.
User avatar #35 - roflstorm (07/31/2013) [-]
I will be astonished if those are real
User avatar #124 - mattus (08/01/2013) [-]
Quite real, so real that I nearly ran one over yesterday
User avatar #36 - TheShortbusDriver (07/31/2013) [-]
They are. I saw it on the TV. That means it's real.
#7 - Well he can DAMN WELL TRY 07/24/2013 on rrayybingoo's profile 0
#30 - Imagine if you were in the movie theatre with your date. she's… 07/20/2013 on Freaky fingers 0
#57 - Saving up for something very similar to this: Toyota Sprinter … 07/20/2013 on The Ellen View 0
#55 - Everytime I go out for a drive I see around 3, and I live like…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on The Ellen View +1
User avatar #58 - blueboysixnine (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, theres a few more that way. not exactly rare down here, but theres few
#53 - A victorian aye...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on The Ellen View +1
User avatar #54 - blueboysixnine (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. not many vic 86/brz. Heaps in QLD for some reason. Obviously not much in the way of club cruises as opposed to QLD that has one like every weekend with more than 20 of them
User avatar #55 - mattus (07/20/2013) [-]
Everytime I go out for a drive I see around 3, and I live like an hour north of Sydney
User avatar #58 - blueboysixnine (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, theres a few more that way. not exactly rare down here, but theres few
#89 - Essentially. 07/20/2013 on lol 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on lol 0
#54 - justthisonceiguess (07/19/2013) [-]
That took me to a page about downloading an app.


So I'm guessing it's an app.



That makes videos.



On your smart phone.



That already makes videos.



User avatar #89 - mattus (07/20/2013) [-]
Essentially.
#85 - gota go faste  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Now e wait +2
#86 - bdawg (07/18/2013) [-]
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! YOU COULD HAVE DONE GOTTA GO FAP!
#1579 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +5
#100 - I don't even know what it is. 07/15/2013 on Am i the only one? 0
#50 - or a longer exposure for a dark environment..... but you know. 07/13/2013 on Snake haired bitch +6
#18 - gaben . tv (Take out the spaces) you're welcome.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on MFW My Steam Wallet +8
#20 - alos (07/12/2013) [-]
#23 - teenytinyspider (07/12/2013) [-]
That...that has to be a very painful way to go.
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#9 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dancininseptember
User avatar #10 to #9 - dancininseptember ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
awh yissss
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
WHATS HAPPENING
User avatar #12 to #11 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
dont try to undestand...

HINT... dancininseptember is stee
User avatar #13 to #12 - dancininseptember ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
no i'm not, i'm man doesn't like his soup
#15 to #13 - yourmum (05/23/2014) [-]
'Child eating soup at home. Little girl have a dinner - stock photo'
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattus (05/23/2014) [-]
This profile is but a shadow of my younger self
User avatar #3 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
i found you :o
User avatar #4 to #3 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
damnit!

well i guess that isn't hard, my tinychat name and funnyjunk name are the same.
#5 to #4 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
Mattus you dildo :c
User avatar #6 to #5 - mattus (01/25/2013) [-]
im crying
User avatar #7 to #6 - imbatmanyo (01/25/2013) [-]
im loling so hard
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