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#27 - i never really saw him as a punching bag, just more of a subor…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Damn you... 0
#28 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
I just meant that he can never catch a break, personally His mom was personally of by Gaia, and he was blamed. At least most others have someone to count on, a mother/father/brother/someone. , professionally Festus, plus the whole Percy/Annabeth falling into Tartarus , or romantically. Always he is given hope, and always he gets the shit end of the stick, and the fact he usually remains jovial is a testament to his strength.
I reaaalllly hope Calypso isn't another one.
#29 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah but you also have to remember that Leo is like the only dude who can actually overcome those obsticals, like personally: after his mom died he takes incredible amounts of solace in his friends, like Hazel and Frank, even though there is sexual tension between him and Hazel, he puts it behind him because he understands Frank actually loves her professionally: he improves Festus and brings him back to life with his own hands, and works tirelessly to get his friends back and romantically: There's a fucking line in the prophesy about him and Calypso: "An oath to keep with a final breath" sorry bout the novel mate
#31 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Never interpret prophecies, they always end badly; honestly, final breath is pretty worrying in and of itself.
But just because he can handle it doesn't mean he should have to. Seventh wheel was a cruel, yet accurate way of describing his relationships, like Hazel, Echo, Calypso and confused-Nymph-in-a-yellow-sundress. (Help me Calypso, you're my only hope) .
And don't worry about length, I enjoy reading and discussing.
#32 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
didn't he help Echo by making that one asshat look at someone else other then himself? well actually it wasn't helping her...just him and Hazel
#34 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Well, he technically helped Echo potentially, remember, originally Narcissus fell in love with his reflection in the water, not the mirror/celetia bronze. he saw her face, and fell in love with her beauty. But in that instant, just lik Hazel, he realized her heart belonged to another.
#35 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
good point... well still he has the magical astrolabe that that one guy made don't remember his name either
#36 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Odysseus, or however you spell it. And yeah, that would be amazing, to rescue an immortal goddess from her eternal torment, a feat rivaled only by Heracles freeing Prometheus.
#37 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
and if she decides to side with the Gods, she could be freed from her torment, but the only way she could do that is if Leo frees her
#38 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Indeed my good sir. I sincerely hope this happens, after all "How can [they] open Leo's and Calypso's without Calypso."
Although a mortal dating an immortal permantly would be awkward, and I can't see Leo becoming immortal. Actually, it's kinda terrifying imagining Leo with god-power.
#40 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
lol it's not like it's the first time it's happened. GOD-IMBUED LEO. ACTIVATE!!!
#42 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
The world must fall to storm or fire. Dammit Leo! Would that count as god damnit?
Actually, you're right, that'd be pretty cool. But I still believe that it'd be terrifying.
#25 - i hate how he made Leo ******* useless in t…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Damn you... 0
#26 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Same, as I said, I love Leo, no homo, but Rick Riordan seems to like him as a punching bag. Maybe that's just because I sympathize with Leo.
#27 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
i never really saw him as a punching bag, just more of a subordinate character, in...the 3rd one, i don't remember it's name right now, he was such a little bundle of badass, but in the 4th one he crumpled like paper, except when he met Calypso, no longer care about spoiler tags
#28 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
I just meant that he can never catch a break, personally His mom was personally of by Gaia, and he was blamed. At least most others have someone to count on, a mother/father/brother/someone. , professionally Festus, plus the whole Percy/Annabeth falling into Tartarus , or romantically. Always he is given hope, and always he gets the shit end of the stick, and the fact he usually remains jovial is a testament to his strength.
I reaaalllly hope Calypso isn't another one.
#29 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah but you also have to remember that Leo is like the only dude who can actually overcome those obsticals, like personally: after his mom died he takes incredible amounts of solace in his friends, like Hazel and Frank, even though there is sexual tension between him and Hazel, he puts it behind him because he understands Frank actually loves her professionally: he improves Festus and brings him back to life with his own hands, and works tirelessly to get his friends back and romantically: There's a fucking line in the prophesy about him and Calypso: "An oath to keep with a final breath" sorry bout the novel mate
#31 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Never interpret prophecies, they always end badly; honestly, final breath is pretty worrying in and of itself.
But just because he can handle it doesn't mean he should have to. Seventh wheel was a cruel, yet accurate way of describing his relationships, like Hazel, Echo, Calypso and confused-Nymph-in-a-yellow-sundress. (Help me Calypso, you're my only hope) .
And don't worry about length, I enjoy reading and discussing.
#32 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
didn't he help Echo by making that one asshat look at someone else other then himself? well actually it wasn't helping her...just him and Hazel
#34 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Well, he technically helped Echo potentially, remember, originally Narcissus fell in love with his reflection in the water, not the mirror/celetia bronze. he saw her face, and fell in love with her beauty. But in that instant, just lik Hazel, he realized her heart belonged to another.
#35 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
good point... well still he has the magical astrolabe that that one guy made don't remember his name either
#36 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Odysseus, or however you spell it. And yeah, that would be amazing, to rescue an immortal goddess from her eternal torment, a feat rivaled only by Heracles freeing Prometheus.
#37 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
and if she decides to side with the Gods, she could be freed from her torment, but the only way she could do that is if Leo frees her
#38 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Indeed my good sir. I sincerely hope this happens, after all "How can [they] open Leo's and Calypso's without Calypso."
Although a mortal dating an immortal permantly would be awkward, and I can't see Leo becoming immortal. Actually, it's kinda terrifying imagining Leo with god-power.
#40 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
lol it's not like it's the first time it's happened. GOD-IMBUED LEO. ACTIVATE!!!
#42 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
The world must fall to storm or fire. Dammit Leo! Would that count as god damnit?
Actually, you're right, that'd be pretty cool. But I still believe that it'd be terrifying.
#25 - punks not dead, it's just hungry  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Punk'd +9
#46 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2014) [-]
Sure it isn't.
It just smells like that.
User avatar #62 - leebobo (01/23/2014) [-]
you stole my joke.
#47 - mattoland (01/23/2014) [-]
that made me lol
#84 - the worst case of PTSD and suicide in the united states was di…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on We should continue ignoring... 0
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (12/30/2013) [-]
well part of that was also because the draft forcefully recruited hippies too

how do you turn a peaceloving person into a war machine and not expect mental issues after that
#45 - NOT MY HANDS! I NEED THOSE FOR DRAWING POLITICAL CARTOONS! 12/30/2013 on You must suffer for your... +5
#70 - it's also why there is so much more PTSD now then in WW2  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2013 on We should continue ignoring... +1
User avatar #82 - konradkurze (12/30/2013) [-]
kinda happened around korea/vietnam when the media got alot more busy showing what soldiers actually did, and the people back home realized "holy fuck, thats what war really is"....so coming home, the people werent too happy to welcome them back

so the kids going off to war arent switching off as soldiers should and are absorbing alot of the stress and going nuts
#84 - mattoland (12/30/2013) [-]
the worst case of PTSD and suicide in the united states was directly after the Vietnam War because of all the hippies
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (12/30/2013) [-]
well part of that was also because the draft forcefully recruited hippies too

how do you turn a peaceloving person into a war machine and not expect mental issues after that
#69 - It's because when they come home they are treated like …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2013 on We should continue ignoring... +3
#70 - mattoland (12/30/2013) [-]
it's also why there is so much more PTSD now then in WW2
User avatar #82 - konradkurze (12/30/2013) [-]
kinda happened around korea/vietnam when the media got alot more busy showing what soldiers actually did, and the people back home realized "holy fuck, thats what war really is"....so coming home, the people werent too happy to welcome them back

so the kids going off to war arent switching off as soldiers should and are absorbing alot of the stress and going nuts
#84 - mattoland (12/30/2013) [-]
the worst case of PTSD and suicide in the united states was directly after the Vietnam War because of all the hippies
User avatar #89 - konradkurze (12/30/2013) [-]
well part of that was also because the draft forcefully recruited hippies too

how do you turn a peaceloving person into a war machine and not expect mental issues after that
#62 - this is actually kinda cool, it's a psychological thing. have …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Gaming Memes Comp 0
User avatar #145 - techjoker (12/23/2013) [-]
The point was that if you jump on,and kill an important authority during a speech in front of a big crowd, you probably won't have 2-3 minutes to say the last words to them.
#49 - I thought I was the only one into Skullduggery Pleasant. thank god 11/21/2013 on Hope this strikes your... 0
#118 - that just looks like he's giving high-fives to ghosts at super… 11/18/2013 on Didnt think that one all... +2
#47 - my school is doing a play about this. it's called radium girls 11/05/2013 on Scary stuff. 0
#153 - ....i was commenting on the fact that there were 2 ofs 11/04/2013 on dat mad pussy game 0
#43 - lol i used to work at a nursing home and whenever the patients…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Working with the /b/tards +4
#45 - spceinvdr (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh god I laughed till tears ran down my face
#56 - do you need reassurance of of how much i desire you?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2013 on dat mad pussy game 0
#67 - notyaoming (11/03/2013) [-]
You know, if you roll a user name, this might be worth something.
#153 - mattoland (11/04/2013) [-]
....i was commenting on the fact that there were 2 ofs
User avatar #74 - danyoung (11/03/2013) [-]
**danyoung rolled user totallynotapedo ** do you need reassurance of of how much i desire you?
#80 - notyaoming (11/03/2013) [-]
**notyaoming rolled user joshlol ** do you need reassurance of of how much i desire you?


This is going to be fun.
#137 - no, if you look behind it, it is literally spelled all correctly 11/03/2013 on A girl's diary 0
#127 - i should've added including me  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on A girl's diary 0
#128 - etfhan (10/25/2013) [-]
S'alright!
#117 - how does she know how to spell this good? some seniors in my h…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on A girl's diary +1
User avatar #136 - cdarthvader (10/28/2013) [-]
it is in text form, maybe, just maybe the person who put this in text form corrected it
#137 - mattoland (11/03/2013) [-]
no, if you look behind it, it is literally spelled all correctly
User avatar #123 - etfhan (10/25/2013) [-]
*well
Sorry to be bitchy, but I just woke up after 4 hours of sleep, and for some reason this got my OCD going.
#127 - mattoland (10/25/2013) [-]
i should've added including me
#128 - etfhan (10/25/2013) [-]
S'alright!
#16 - someone should do this but instead of the commanders head in h… 09/28/2013 on Mfw +1
#44 - "well you gotta sleep sometime" "JUSTICE NE… 09/28/2013 on Steal Gold +1
#149 - MFW no feels because my dad is dead  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Dragonite Dad. -2
#155 - demideus (09/12/2013) [-]
MFW feels cuz my dad is dead

i loved that fat bastard
#186 - "whipped out on demand" 09/05/2013 on Unusual Weapons part 3 +1
#198 - it's to late for that 09/01/2013 on America and our allies lately. 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on So, I heard you had a nice... +44
#88 - Shadow Guardian (08/20/2013) [-]
#142 - that was in the easier difficulties as well there was just … 08/19/2013 on Hehehe.... "Booby" 0
#6 - as cool as that looks it's probably a major structural fault 08/19/2013 on Crack +1
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