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mattoland

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/02/2009
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#57 - My girlfriend still lives there and we don't have enough money…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2015 on Definitely not a repost +1
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#58 - dmkstarstar (10/08/2015) [-]
Well that sucks either way I wish you luck. Take care.
#59 - mattoland (10/09/2015) [-]
Thanks dawg, I don't know you but best to you too
#42 - My girlfriends mom stopped giving a **** so she could hang out…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2015 on Definitely not a repost +1
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#46 - dmkstarstar (10/07/2015) [-]
So why don't your girlfriend (maybe you too) tell her mom to get her shit together.
Hell I'd even threaten to take the dog with how badly she's neglecting it.
#57 - mattoland (10/08/2015) [-]
My girlfriend still lives there and we don't have enough money to move her out, if she says anything she'll probably stop letting us see each other
But actually if she ever does try something stupid like that I can contact the IRS and tell them that she's cheating the government
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#58 - dmkstarstar (10/08/2015) [-]
Well that sucks either way I wish you luck. Take care.
#59 - mattoland (10/09/2015) [-]
Thanks dawg, I don't know you but best to you too
#81 - no it was the one with "Cum Sluts"  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2015 on unforgivable, +2
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#82 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
I don't think I got that one
#83 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
dude, its cause you weren't invited, we didn't want ya there man, how else are we meant to plan against ya if you're there?
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#87 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
By giving me a lollipop and asking me to go sit in the next room because grown-ups were talking?
#97 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
.... yeah.... remember how we told you to put on that blind fold?.... and then we told you that when you licked the lollipop long enough it'd squirt cream?.... yeah..... uhh... Trevor asked he to tell ya he wants ya to call him some time
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#100 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Trevor? Was he that large black fellow that kept talking about gains? Oh! He wants to take me under his wing and put me under his training regime right?
#102 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
yea... it involves a heavy regime of weights, squats, curls, all while blind folded, and of course the power lollipop at all times, don't worry there's many flavors and Trevor has a few mate who are gonna help train ya too, it'll be rough, i'm warning you, but its well worth the gains
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#104 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Oh wow! I can't even- wait... what does any of this have to do with Runescape?
#106 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
nah man, this is just Trevor trying to help ya bra, the runescape stuff in a whole different matter
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#107 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint Mr. Trevor and his associates then, I'm only interested in this whole Runescape fiasco.
#108 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
he's happy to pay you tons of in game gold, he's starting up a business, and he figures this is a good way to get the word out
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#109 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Motherfucker, you think I still play that virus?
#110 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
.... probably
#79 - didn't you read the memo?  [+] (14 new replies) 09/22/2015 on unforgivable, +1
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#80 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Wait was it that PM that read "Convention" at the title?
#81 - mattoland (09/22/2015) [-]
no it was the one with "Cum Sluts"
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#82 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
I don't think I got that one
#83 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
dude, its cause you weren't invited, we didn't want ya there man, how else are we meant to plan against ya if you're there?
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#87 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
By giving me a lollipop and asking me to go sit in the next room because grown-ups were talking?
#97 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
.... yeah.... remember how we told you to put on that blind fold?.... and then we told you that when you licked the lollipop long enough it'd squirt cream?.... yeah..... uhh... Trevor asked he to tell ya he wants ya to call him some time
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#100 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Trevor? Was he that large black fellow that kept talking about gains? Oh! He wants to take me under his wing and put me under his training regime right?
#102 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
yea... it involves a heavy regime of weights, squats, curls, all while blind folded, and of course the power lollipop at all times, don't worry there's many flavors and Trevor has a few mate who are gonna help train ya too, it'll be rough, i'm warning you, but its well worth the gains
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#104 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Oh wow! I can't even- wait... what does any of this have to do with Runescape?
#106 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
nah man, this is just Trevor trying to help ya bra, the runescape stuff in a whole different matter
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#107 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint Mr. Trevor and his associates then, I'm only interested in this whole Runescape fiasco.
#108 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
he's happy to pay you tons of in game gold, he's starting up a business, and he figures this is a good way to get the word out
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#109 - shadowdoogen (09/22/2015) [-]
Motherfucker, you think I still play that virus?
#110 - demonsora (09/22/2015) [-]
.... probably
#272 - Well wikipedia says 250 million so I don't know 09/18/2015 on Would you press the button? 0
#164 - Uh, no He makes 40 million a year actually That was on…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2015 on Would you press the button? +2
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#181 - buddywuggle (09/17/2015) [-]
He pressed it 4 times.
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#180 - mistermetokur (09/17/2015) [-]
He makes far more, I think you meant 400 million. That is what he said in one interview with ABC news.
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#274 - kristovsky (09/18/2015) [-]
>Impersonating Jim

I bet you don't even Camals or Karkov.
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#276 - mistermetokur (09/18/2015) [-]
Nope I'm not a degenerate.
#272 - mattoland (09/18/2015) [-]
Well wikipedia says 250 million so I don't know
#15 - where the **** is Adam?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on When someone won't stop... +15
#38 - anon (08/18/2015) [-]
He does the dirty work
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#57 - jerrythefruit (08/18/2015) [-]
Like the sexy flash games
#76 - How is that not a valid reason? Not all villains need daddy issues 08/15/2015 on *cough cough* Fantastic Four +1
#60 - you.....you fully understand hes an astrophysicist, right? hes… 08/14/2015 on Blak skiance Mane +1
#20 - Awww **** me too 07/28/2015 on Amusement Parks 0