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mattoland

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/02/2009
Last Login:4/01/2015
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#209 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Matt Taylor is the hero we... 0
#217 - thebestpieever Comment deleted by mattoland
#240 - Legs 11/15/2014 on Dodge 0
#95 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on A message for the Users 0
#232 - that looks like the Beast from Over the Garden Wall 11/11/2014 on Velociraptor hybrid people... 0
#230 - holy **** i used to live near Niagara Falls, the Americ…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Velociraptor hybrid people... 0
User avatar #234 - elemenohpe (11/11/2014) [-]
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#42 - i got hit by a drunk driver in April, he was a heavy alcoholic… 11/09/2014 on What -1
#327 - oh i never played Arkham Origins yet so I just assumed he had … 11/08/2014 on fathers meeting +1
#325 - Mark Hamill played the Joker in the Batman Arkham Series  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on fathers meeting 0
User avatar #326 - ryderjbudde (11/07/2014) [-]
Oh, no. He did voice him, but only in Arkham Origins. Not the whole series. My bad.
#327 - mattoland (11/08/2014) [-]
oh i never played Arkham Origins yet so I just assumed he had the same voice actor, sorry.

By the way, fucking Mark Hamill is awesome as shit. He played Fire lord Ozai on Avatar the Last Airbender, and General Muska from Laputa: Castle in the Sky, but to top it all off he also played Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.
#216 - "the Joker in the Batman Arkham series" …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on fathers meeting 0
User avatar #323 - ryderjbudde (11/07/2014) [-]
What.
#325 - mattoland (11/07/2014) [-]
Mark Hamill played the Joker in the Batman Arkham Series
User avatar #326 - ryderjbudde (11/07/2014) [-]
Oh, no. He did voice him, but only in Arkham Origins. Not the whole series. My bad.
#327 - mattoland (11/08/2014) [-]
oh i never played Arkham Origins yet so I just assumed he had the same voice actor, sorry.

By the way, fucking Mark Hamill is awesome as shit. He played Fire lord Ozai on Avatar the Last Airbender, and General Muska from Laputa: Castle in the Sky, but to top it all off he also played Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.
#56 - it was probably 1 person who actually wanted to see the dangle…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Show Me Your Disco Stick 0
#57 - heyyoutoo (11/06/2014) [-]
Probably, but it was still being done.
#81 - i got hit by an alcoholic a few months back, took a side view … 11/03/2014 on Addiction 0
#96 - Gender is mostly based on the psychology of what you are, ther… 10/28/2014 on Awkward 0
#140 - when i was a senior in highschool, everyone in my english clas… 09/30/2014 on Reading in class +2
#342 - lmao thank christ my brother's not one of those, he's an airfo… 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 3 0
#133 - you act as though growing up is retarded.... if they're humano… 09/24/2014 on Fallout Meme Comp 0
#13 - "i'm sorry... that's never happened to me before" 09/13/2014 on Men Shopping With Women Comp +303
#46 - i think this is a game that jumped the shark. like Drakes Unch… 09/13/2014 on Now you fucked up 0
#45 - Joel wanted to protect literally the only thing he had left. t…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Now you fucked up +43
User avatar #90 - reekballs (09/13/2014) [-]
Jesus christ..

"hurr le edgy man has to le save his precious hollywood style bimbo because his daughter died in a le tragic shooting"

Cut me some slack dude, the game is short as fucking shit, only there to promote the god damn ps4 graphics especially with the fucking rehash that LITERALLY CAME OUT A YEAR LATER AND PEOPLE STILL BUY THAT SHIT, with dlc that costs 15 dollars which contains about 20 minutes of fucking gameplay.

10/10 Best game ever mang, also, in that situation i WOULD decide to rescue a whole fucking continent because im not a dickwad.
User avatar #128 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/13/2014) [-]
You sound like a hell of a dickwad to me.
User avatar #103 - jojonv (09/13/2014) [-]
I mean by all logical points of view you're right. He should have saved the whole world. But if you hear all the little audiofiles in the hospital, you find out that they have tried the same operation and failed - more than once. There is only a slight chance that it will succeed. Also; thinking that way makes you a psykopath: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUsGDVOCLVQ
User avatar #141 - reekballs (09/13/2014) [-]
Wooo im fucked up in the head

like i never knew that
User avatar #143 - jojonv (09/13/2014) [-]
Everyone on here is a little fucked up. Being fucked up is great!
And btw you're not a psykopath, but you would have to be if you were in Joels situation and didn't save Ellie. You see as long as you're not Joel, you're not personally invovled in the decisionmaking and so you see the greater picture. But almost only a pskopath could be directly involved in letting Ellie die for the greater good. ;)
#106 - wreckedcar (09/13/2014) [-]
i guess the alternative would be making as much kids as possible, if possible with a male immune. That would lead to more and more children till the whole population goes back to ellies belly
#64 - ryderjbudde (09/13/2014) [-]
She's kind of the only thing the whole world had left. The name "The Last of Us" has more meaning than most people think.

User avatar #57 - sadisticsalmon (09/13/2014) [-]
As someone who has not had it easy when it comes to family, I can't believe that Joel decided that Ellie (although it's clear that he is included) is more important than the ENTIRE WORLD, if I had someone I had been gauged to look after who I eventually gained a familial love for was the only cure the world had, I would feel shit, but I would let them go, sometimes (most of the time) the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.
User avatar #124 - arkbuilder (09/13/2014) [-]
All that was for certain was that the Fireflies would have killed Ellie, they might have been able to make a cure, but maybe not.
User avatar #113 - admiralen (09/13/2014) [-]
for joel there really aint much to save, all thats left is crap and they dont mean more to joel than ellie.
pretty easy choice
User avatar #68 - ryderjbudde (09/13/2014) [-]
Who would you rather make the decision, an old man who has seen 40-some years of total bullshit from humanity, pre and post apocalyptic, or Ellie? Joel knows the world isn't perfect. He knows not even he is good. He survived for 20 years after the outbreak, and not by luck. I'm not saying Ellie isn't smart or experienced, she has had her fair share of shit, but most of her problems have been caused by the outbreak; she doesn't know that life wasn't perfect before either. Her death wouldn't have fixed everything, especially if technology is limited, population is low, and morality is tainted.

And it's not all bad without the cure. They got to live on even better than how a lot of people live today. I think that the point of the story is that. Humanity didn't need a cure to the disease, they just needed to help each other out instead of prey off of one another. The ultimate decision made by Joel can be seen as a statement. He is basically saying that though the problem of the infection is a big one, it is not the biggest problem. There exists a potential in people to regard themselves higher than others, especially in a survival state like this one.

Think about everything that happened in the game. All of the obstacles, all of the events, all of the complications that happened between point A and point B. Try to think of one that was not in some way caused or worsened by human selfishness. Even when they got trapped in that house with Sam and Frank and got attacked by infected, they got chased there by humans. Even in Bill's Town where it is mostly the three of you vs waves of infected, half the time you are working around Bill and his insecurity, ultimately forcing you to leave, barely getting what you went there for in the first place.

Think about all the help Ellie had. Or didn't have. If humanity at that point was worth curing, I'm pretty sure everyone would recognize she was their last hope. They wouldn't have left her with some aged dude to make the journey.
#257 - i used to have a book full of these, i literally could not fin… 09/13/2014 on 6 word stories +1
#36 - uhm... so murdering any one who got close to you? setting up a… 09/10/2014 on Pam 0
#58 - i like how some of them have a look of shame like "I know… 08/29/2014 on Desperate bald people. 0
#119 - it could, like my dad used to live near the Yukon and he went …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point 0
User avatar #123 - lotengo (08/27/2014) [-]
yea but that the other way around, from very cold to hot.

User avatar #121 - zomaru (08/27/2014) [-]
I've never heard of someone going into shock from going from cold to hot temperatures.
User avatar #125 - lotengo (08/27/2014) [-]
If your body is to cold it becomes inactive. The blood in your skin and muscles will also cool down.

Sudden hot activity causes the blood to rush from the skin and muscles to the vital organs including the heart. The heart cant take the shock from the cold blood pouring into it and stops
User avatar #126 - zomaru (08/27/2014) [-]
I've only ever heard of the loss in pressure from the blood slowing causing you to go into shock. But I'm not a nurse and that sounds like a a theory I could believe.
#111 - wouldn't going from 102 degree weather to temperatures that ca…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point 0
User avatar #120 - lotengo (08/27/2014) [-]
no, the other way aroud it does.
If you fall in a river during winter you cant take a steaming hot bath, you gotta get your body back to temperature slowely.
User avatar #117 - zomaru (08/27/2014) [-]
If your body was rapidly cooled by being submerged in it, yes it could. But just having a bucket of ice thrown on you can't cause that.
#119 - mattoland (08/27/2014) [-]
it could, like my dad used to live near the Yukon and he went to go wash his hands with hot water after a sub thermal hike went into shock
User avatar #123 - lotengo (08/27/2014) [-]
yea but that the other way around, from very cold to hot.

User avatar #121 - zomaru (08/27/2014) [-]
I've never heard of someone going into shock from going from cold to hot temperatures.
User avatar #125 - lotengo (08/27/2014) [-]
If your body is to cold it becomes inactive. The blood in your skin and muscles will also cool down.

Sudden hot activity causes the blood to rush from the skin and muscles to the vital organs including the heart. The heart cant take the shock from the cold blood pouring into it and stops
User avatar #126 - zomaru (08/27/2014) [-]
I've only ever heard of the loss in pressure from the blood slowing causing you to go into shock. But I'm not a nurse and that sounds like a a theory I could believe.
#37 - "included" 08/14/2014 on Clever girl +30
#415 - i heard the forest in jumaji was a bad thing ... 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1

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