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Date Signed Up:12/02/2009
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#67 - It would just be an African person trying to learn American slang 07/15/2014 on Ok Buddy Man 0
#45 - i just always assumed she took on a bastards name so nobody wo… 07/14/2014 on He was like, and I was like 0
#66 - bro did you ever hear about pepsi blue? it was actually kinda … 07/09/2014 on Soda Comp #2 0
#247 - am i the only one who got incredibly excited about the first o… 07/01/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#201 - "you're an idiot" "yes but who's sayin… 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... +6
#19 - no it's not that's "Dragster" at Cedar Point, Ohio. … 06/15/2014 on White People 0
#25 - found out they censored this scene in America because of this … 06/15/2014 on ouch.. 0
#21 - anyone notice the wolf mask guy is carrying a shotgun?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Repost comp part5 0
User avatar #23 - iftheinternetcared (06/15/2014) [-]
But it has an orange tip, so I'm guessing it's an Airsoft or something.
#57 - lol i don't even date people from Italy like everyone I've gon… 06/15/2014 on New Boyfriend. 0
#57 - how do you only scrape out half a wank? get bored in the middle? 06/14/2014 on Fapographic +1
#31 - these got really dark really fast 06/14/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... -1
#22 - lmao I'm Sicilian and when i first saw this i was slightly off…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on New Boyfriend. 0
User avatar #29 - rerinnsk (06/14/2014) [-]
No offense intended. It's just funny because my dad says he doesn't care who we date unless its a Sicilian. He is fine if we date anyone else except for people who from the same place we do.
#57 - mattoland (06/15/2014) [-]
lol i don't even date people from Italy like everyone I've gone out with is not Italian nor Sicilian
#141 - why isn't this on morbid channel? 06/14/2014 on Furry 0
#78 - it was a random interview i think man Ghandi was one …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #79 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I try to live by his words. He said some serious shit man. I think he was just 24/7 high on chronic and shrooms.
#76 - also to this day he feels no remorse for what he did like he l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +1
User avatar #77 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
When was it he said that? Also, maybe he follows the teachings of Gandhi, such rules as; "Talk shit get hit" or "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" and who could forget the family favourite "Your live is only as good as the weed you smoke."
#78 - mattoland (06/14/2014) [-]
it was a random interview i think

man Ghandi was one fine nigga
User avatar #79 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I try to live by his words. He said some serious shit man. I think he was just 24/7 high on chronic and shrooms.
#74 - when you can literally hospitalize a woman for saying a couple…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... +11
User avatar #75 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah man, he was just angry and young. Once he got all the hate out with the N.W.A he mellowed and started to dabble into more things, like beats. Though they're shite.
#76 - mattoland (06/14/2014) [-]
also to this day he feels no remorse for what he did like he literally responded "People talk all this shit, but you know, somebody fuck with me, I'm gonna fuck with them. I just did it, you know. Ain't nothing you can do now by talking about it. Besides, it ain't no big thing-- I just threw her through a door."
User avatar #77 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
When was it he said that? Also, maybe he follows the teachings of Gandhi, such rules as; "Talk shit get hit" or "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" and who could forget the family favourite "Your live is only as good as the weed you smoke."
#78 - mattoland (06/14/2014) [-]
it was a random interview i think

man Ghandi was one fine nigga
User avatar #79 - congthea (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I try to live by his words. He said some serious shit man. I think he was just 24/7 high on chronic and shrooms.
#12 - no not all of them, i just remember a guy who taught me how to…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on NIGHTRIDER THE CHINESE COPY 0
#13 - cerebrallawlsy (06/12/2014) [-]
Hot diggity damn
#10 - canned spray paint can look pretty nice on a car you just have…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on NIGHTRIDER THE CHINESE COPY 0
#11 - cerebrallawlsy (06/12/2014) [-]
Dang, really? So all I've been seeing are cheap assholes who think they look phresh? Damn!
#12 - mattoland (06/12/2014) [-]
no not all of them, i just remember a guy who taught me how to use shitty canned spray paint to make cars look sexy
#13 - cerebrallawlsy (06/12/2014) [-]
Hot diggity damn
#21 - you don't have a girlfriend do you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Solution formulated gents +4
#67 - micekill (06/12/2014) [-]
i have one, since 2012
#13 - oh boy prize is a hundred bucks? 06/08/2014 on Selling my used camo jacket 0
#15 - I....I thought Guidos were from Italy... 06/08/2014 on Wat 0
#64 - "It's ole hickory ham Mike" 06/08/2014 on Wrong Number Comp +2
#177 - I gotta say I have a big scar on my face and it's always funny… 06/01/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 2 +1
#2 - "there's nowhere to shoot my web"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on At times I'm tired +3
#3 - karvarausku (05/28/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** I think he is trying to grab the situation.
#53 - I know this is a joke but I can sympathize with number 2. When… 05/27/2014 on Fat Privilege Comp #1 0
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