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mattoland

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/02/2009
Last Login:5/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#12608
Highest Content Rank:#31081
Highest Comment Rank:#4760
Content Thumbs: 12 total,  24 ,  12
Comment Thumbs: 996 total,  1305 ,  309
Content Level Progress: 27.11% (16/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:2662
Total Comments Made:513
FJ Points:828

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#8 - Considering that is actually a spoof of what the register actu… 05/17/2015 on The Simpsons Comps: Sign... +1
#6 - National rifle association  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on The Simpsons Comps: Sign... 0
User avatar #7 - darktoucan (05/17/2015) [-]
are you sure that is what they mean though? this show always came off kinda liberal.
#8 - mattoland (05/17/2015) [-]
Considering that is actually a spoof of what the register actually reads... Yes
#17 - She felt a belly button.... Through a shirt.... But didn't fee… 05/17/2015 on Right in the pride +3
#29 - Same ma nig nog 05/15/2015 on Buttons with no cons/ Funny 0
#73 - You'll understand when you're older 05/12/2015 on comic 0
#65 - you have to many followers 05/09/2015 on Skyrim 0
#17 - That's a pretty fitting profile picture 05/06/2015 on Good day office- +2
#10 - The first picture prolly wasn't shopped 05/06/2015 on House -3
#16 - Are you sure that isn't the second eye lid?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Intense +1
#17 - astarothaufromage (05/04/2015) [-]
Well you are right you can't see the sclera in these pics but a cat's sclera is indeed white.
#175 - jesus christ guys why don't we just have a ******* bake sale? 04/28/2015 on Fj Game Tournament 0
#37 - Its always been mine 04/26/2015 on Classic 0
#24 - She paid her money for that she can jam that **** up he…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Classic +20
User avatar #27 - kaipo (04/26/2015) [-]
Think you just created a new fetish
#37 - mattoland (04/26/2015) [-]
Its always been mine
#33 - I'm not even ******* kidding you. Just got done watchin… 04/13/2015 on When you binge Breaking Bad... 0
#21 - this morning i poured boiling water into my shoe and had to wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on I feel ya, Bro 0
#41 - mrsixinch (04/06/2015) [-]
#23 - gjtz (04/06/2015) [-]
#94 - No! My girlfriends name is......lefty 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... 0
#33 - oh you're a snarky bitch aren't you?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... 0
User avatar #35 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]


I can't tell if you're making a joke or trying to be aggressive.
User avatar #69 - satansferret (04/04/2015) [-]
suprise! Matto's the bitch and has been fuckin him/her self for two years.
#94 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
No! My girlfriends name is......lefty
#31 - one of them ive been going out with for 2 years  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... +4
User avatar #32 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]
Ah, I didn't mean that in quite such a literal sense, but hey.

That makes sense now.
#33 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
oh you're a snarky bitch aren't you?
User avatar #35 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]


I can't tell if you're making a joke or trying to be aggressive.
User avatar #69 - satansferret (04/04/2015) [-]
suprise! Matto's the bitch and has been fuckin him/her self for two years.
#94 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
No! My girlfriends name is......lefty
#28 - everytime 04/04/2015 on Famous Guns 3 +2
#27 - everyone at my lunch table never understood why i enjoyed watc…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... 0
User avatar #30 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]
Your friends were probably bitches.
#31 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
one of them ive been going out with for 2 years
User avatar #32 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]
Ah, I didn't mean that in quite such a literal sense, but hey.

That makes sense now.
#33 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
oh you're a snarky bitch aren't you?
User avatar #35 - Mortuus (04/04/2015) [-]


I can't tell if you're making a joke or trying to be aggressive.
User avatar #69 - satansferret (04/04/2015) [-]
suprise! Matto's the bitch and has been fuckin him/her self for two years.
#94 - mattoland (04/04/2015) [-]
No! My girlfriends name is......lefty
#99 - Lmao yeah I know I just found it funny how useless the orienta…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Fast food employees 0
User avatar #101 - styxenstones (04/01/2015) [-]
That's funny.
#30 - my first thought was the car was making a disgusted face 04/01/2015 on mail +1
#132 - you guys are thick ******* cunts if youre really gonna … 03/31/2015 on Faith in Humanity Restored +7
#53 - orientation video "you must be very careful loading the f…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Fast food employees +4
User avatar #98 - styxenstones (04/01/2015) [-]
We're more worried about keeping the fries stocked than keeping them in one piece.
#99 - mattoland (04/01/2015) [-]
Lmao yeah I know I just found it funny how useless the orientation video was

Fun fact I'm now being trained for crew trainer
User avatar #101 - styxenstones (04/01/2015) [-]
That's funny.
#22 - that messes a man up 03/26/2015 on What is love? 0
#18 - I remember when I was a little kid my sister got 3 male rabbit…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on What is love? +1
User avatar #19 - chuffberry (03/25/2015) [-]
my dad used to have a rabbit named Fuck Wad, or F.W. for short. he pissed on and fucked everything.
#22 - mattoland (03/26/2015) [-]
that messes a man up

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