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This game was originally announced at E3 2013.

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User avatar #134 - thatrussianhoe (05/06/2013) [-]
HEY MAN!!! its been ages! hows it going?
User avatar #135 to #134 - mattmikeman (05/06/2013) [-]
It's going pretty well! Just finished school last week! Also I got Borderlands 2, you said you've got that one right?
User avatar #137 to #135 - thatrussianhoe (05/06/2013) [-]
you wanna play?
User avatar #136 to #135 - thatrussianhoe (05/06/2013) [-]
WHAT!!!! YA!!! ps3 right? and thats great i still got a month of school.
User avatar #138 to #136 - mattmikeman (05/06/2013) [-]
Yup! And I've been working a lot but heck yeah I want to play!
User avatar #139 to #138 - thatrussianhoe (05/06/2013) [-]
well i have to go see a doctor in a little while but im down to play later or sometime this week if you dont have time.
User avatar #140 to #139 - mattmikeman (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm at work now anyway so that works, I'll message you tonight or something.
User avatar #141 to #140 - thatrussianhoe (05/06/2013) [-]
radical!! cant wait
User avatar #126 - sierramike (02/28/2013) [-]
Whats up my man? Hows life treating you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - mattmikeman (02/28/2013) [-]
It's going alright, just working a lot and going to school. How about you?
User avatar #128 to #127 - sierramike (02/28/2013) [-]
Can't complain too much, just dicking around and all that BS. What do you do for work?
User avatar #129 to #128 - mattmikeman (02/28/2013) [-]
I work at a cellular, PC, and mac repair shop. It's really cool because their specialty is iPhones so I know how to work on them now, and they gave me one to use.
User avatar #130 to #129 - sierramike (02/28/2013) [-]
Nice man! That'd be nice!
User avatar #131 to #130 - mattmikeman (02/28/2013) [-]
Yup! I got hired mostly for computers, but working on phones is fun too.
User avatar #132 to #131 - sierramike (02/28/2013) [-]
I bet man! I'm going into the Army so I an't got no time for that lol
User avatar #133 to #132 - mattmikeman (03/02/2013) [-]
Sweet!
User avatar #121 - thatrussianhoe (12/23/2012) [-]
hey bro. whats up?
User avatar #122 to #121 - mattmikeman (12/23/2012) [-]
Laying around a lot, I'm kinda sick :P
User avatar #123 to #122 - thatrussianhoe (12/23/2012) [-]
o sorry to here that :(
User avatar #124 to #123 - mattmikeman (12/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, at least I'm not puking, that would suck worse
User avatar #120 - thatrussianhoe (12/11/2012) [-]
hey bro. hows it going?
User avatar #116 - thatrussianhoe (11/29/2012) [-]
hey man. WHATS UP? :D
User avatar #117 to #116 - mattmikeman (11/30/2012) [-]
School, Battlefield 3, Final Fantasy XIII, League of Legends, Minecraft pixel art. That pretty much sums up my last few weeks XD haha
User avatar #118 to #117 - thatrussianhoe (11/30/2012) [-]
haha ps3 right? we can play! hows the pix art coming.
User avatar #119 to #118 - mattmikeman (11/30/2012) [-]
It's taking soooooo loooooong, lol XD I've been working on too much other stuff too.
User avatar #107 - thatrussianhoe (11/16/2012) [-]
hey bro what up? just wanted to know how the project is coming along .
User avatar #108 to #107 - mattmikeman (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm alternating between working on it and looking at Funnyjunk, lol.
User avatar #109 to #108 - thatrussianhoe (11/16/2012) [-]
hahah im doing the same but on a essay.
User avatar #110 to #109 - mattmikeman (11/16/2012) [-]
Procrastinators unite!... Tomorrow...
User avatar #112 to #111 - mattmikeman (11/16/2012) [-]
Lol, yup.
User avatar #113 to #112 - thatrussianhoe (11/16/2012) [-]
so hows life man?
User avatar #114 to #113 - mattmikeman (11/16/2012) [-]
Pretty good.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thatrussianhoe (11/16/2012) [-]
good good
User avatar #101 - thatrussianhoe (11/10/2012) [-]
hey man i forgot to thank you for telling me about Katawa shoujo. i woud have gone crazy that week with out power if i didnt read it. o and i finished with Emi. you?
User avatar #102 to #101 - mattmikeman (11/10/2012) [-]
No problem man, I thought you'd like it :D and I've finished them all, but Emi was the first one I finished too.
User avatar #103 to #102 - thatrussianhoe (11/10/2012) [-]
o ok how do you finish with um whats her name ..the blond and bling one. crap its at the top of my head. o and te new season starts in 15 minits :DD
User avatar #104 to #103 - mattmikeman (11/10/2012) [-]
Lily, and I found this guide that helps a lot.
www.gamefaqs.com/pc/650003-katawa-shoujo/faqs/63632
And I watched it :D
User avatar #105 to #104 - thatrussianhoe (11/11/2012) [-]
thanks man :D
User avatar #106 to #105 - mattmikeman (11/14/2012) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #88 - bugplayer (11/07/2012) [-]
Hi there mister! So, what's the situation about the Rainbow Dash pixel art you're making, got any progress?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mattmikeman (11/07/2012) [-]
A lot recently actually, type You need to login to view this link into your URL bar and you can see the map for it :)
User avatar #91 to #89 - bugplayer (11/07/2012) [-]
Woah! You're a quick worker, im already impressed, can't wait until it's done!
User avatar #92 to #91 - mattmikeman (11/07/2012) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #90 to #89 - thatrussianhoe (11/07/2012) [-]
Looks great man! :D
User avatar #87 - thatrussianhoe (11/04/2012) [-]
hey man wats up?
User avatar #93 to #87 - mattmikeman (11/07/2012) [-]
I've been working on the pixel art a little lately, and before that I had an insanely busy weekend, lol. So the usual, haha.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thatrussianhoe (11/08/2012) [-]
o cool man. hahha. i lost power for a week so wasnt around.
User avatar #95 to #94 - mattmikeman (11/09/2012) [-]
That sounds like fun, hurricane?
User avatar #96 to #95 - thatrussianhoe (11/09/2012) [-]
yep. haha
User avatar #97 to #96 - mattmikeman (11/09/2012) [-]
Nice, I live in Florida so I'm just glad when we get a hurricane its not freezing after, lol.
User avatar #98 to #97 - thatrussianhoe (11/09/2012) [-]
haha luckyyyy. but im russian so it was fine for me . hahhaa
User avatar #99 to #98 - mattmikeman (11/09/2012) [-]
Haha, you got a point there.
User avatar #76 - thatrussianhoe (10/26/2012) [-]
hey man. i was wondering if you wanna play bf2. you have a ps3 right?
User avatar #77 to #76 - mattmikeman (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I don't have BF2 :P lol
User avatar #78 to #77 - thatrussianhoe (10/27/2012) [-]
o i thought you did. :(. what games do you have again?
User avatar #79 to #78 - mattmikeman (10/27/2012) [-]
I have BF3 lol, and also NFS: The Run, MAG, and Gran Turismo 5. I also have Black Ops and Modern Warfare 3 but I don't really play them, my brother plays COD a lot.
User avatar #80 to #79 - thatrussianhoe (10/27/2012) [-]
o sorry i meant battle field 3. and i have cod so you wanna play?
User avatar #81 to #80 - mattmikeman (10/27/2012) [-]
Not tonight, I have to get up early in the morning :P But my PSN name is mattmcd1810, so go ahead and add me so we can play later :D
User avatar #82 to #81 - thatrussianhoe (10/28/2012) [-]
hey i sent you a friend request on psn . mine is iM_-fmaous. hahah
User avatar #83 to #82 - mattmikeman (10/28/2012) [-]
Cool, well my brother is on the PS3 now but I might be on later, haha.
User avatar #84 to #83 - thatrussianhoe (10/28/2012) [-]
all right just tell him to friend me because he might be confused with who i am.
User avatar #85 to #84 - mattmikeman (10/28/2012) [-]
That won't be a problem, he has his own PSN account.
User avatar #86 to #85 - thatrussianhoe (10/28/2012) [-]
o ok haha
User avatar #73 - lavitts (10/24/2012) [-]
So, question time.
Aren't you worried about vandals? There are very childish and petty out there. How are you going to protect your art?
User avatar #74 to #73 - mattmikeman (10/24/2012) [-]
I have already installed the Essentials and Group Manager Bukkit plugins to deny building and the majority of the commands to people who join the server, thanks for the concern though :)
User avatar #75 to #74 - lavitts (10/24/2012) [-]
Oh, few! I was worried because of some of the mean things people were saying on the finished picture. It's horrible how baselessly cruel some people can be. By the way, the finished product is awesome! I only have Minecraft for Ecksbawks, so I can't go into your server, but it still looks cool.
#71 - aguilve (10/24/2012) [-]
Hey, um... I don't know if you liked it better with the gaps on the sides, but it was bugging me so much.

Great job by the way!
User avatar #72 to #71 - mattmikeman (10/24/2012) [-]
Haha, I just didn't mind them, but thanks!
User avatar #64 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
lol your server is so fun.

People see me and asume I'm the creator of your awesome masterpiece, because I say hi, then they figure it out when I say, "Yeah, OP really did a good job... Got any porn?"
User avatar #65 to #64 - mattmikeman (10/24/2012) [-]
Hahaha, nice dude.
User avatar #66 to #65 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
You should join just to **** around with people. "Yeah, this monument was just for me to get publicity to people so they can join my server, and I could ask them for porn."
User avatar #67 to #66 - mattmikeman (10/24/2012) [-]
haha, actually I think I'm going to go on the server console and pretend to be god or something.
User avatar #68 to #67 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
kk watch me have fun.
User avatar #59 - thatrussianhoe (10/22/2012) [-]
hey man wats up? im really sorry i have been gone for like 3 days. i had work and a load of homework again im really sorry. but good news i went on and finished the hair except the part you were on i thought you would wanna finish you work :D
User avatar #60 to #59 - mattmikeman (10/23/2012) [-]
Hey, can you get on the server real quick? I need help testing something.
User avatar #62 to #61 - mattmikeman (10/23/2012) [-]
Don't forget to thumb! :D haha
#56 - falloutplayer (10/20/2012) [-]
Hey man I know you don't know me but I just wanted to see how to Vinyl Scratch Minecraft art is coming along!    
Random gif for you!
Hey man I know you don't know me but I just wanted to see how to Vinyl Scratch Minecraft art is coming along!
Random gif for you!
User avatar #57 to #56 - mattmikeman (10/20/2012) [-]
It's really close to being done, just a little left to fill in on the hair and the final will be posted this weekend :)
User avatar #58 to #57 - falloutplayer (10/20/2012) [-]
Yay! I just can't wait because that's a really big fanart!
User avatar #63 to #58 - mattmikeman (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh just in case you haven't seen yet, the final update is up :D
User avatar #69 to #63 - falloutplayer (10/24/2012) [-]
Yay! Its really well done! How long did it take you to finish it?
User avatar #70 to #69 - mattmikeman (10/24/2012) [-]
A total of about 24 days, haha.
User avatar #51 - thatrussianhoe (10/19/2012) [-]
hey man im really sorry i cant help you today i have so much homework that ive been doing it for like 6 hours. i promis i will make up the work.
User avatar #52 to #51 - mattmikeman (10/19/2012) [-]
That's alright man, I had a late class so I probably won't do much tonight anyway.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thatrussianhoe (10/19/2012) [-]
again man im really sorry. but i guess i will talk to you tomorrow
User avatar #54 to #53 - mattmikeman (10/19/2012) [-]
Okay, good luck with the homework!
User avatar #55 to #54 - thatrussianhoe (10/19/2012) [-]
thanks man :D
User avatar #40 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
hey are you working on it right now?
User avatar #46 to #40 - mattmikeman (10/17/2012) [-]
I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you tomorrow :)
User avatar #47 to #46 - thatrussianhoe (10/17/2012) [-]
ok goodnight. imma finish my part. and did you incase me in wool? haha
User avatar #48 to #47 - mattmikeman (10/17/2012) [-]
Haha, yes I did, I figured it would be a nice surprise.
User avatar #49 to #48 - thatrussianhoe (10/17/2012) [-]
hahah i was flipping out
User avatar #50 to #49 - mattmikeman (10/17/2012) [-]
Nice, haha.
User avatar #41 to #40 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm about to be, just looking at the new comments on the upload from last night
User avatar #42 to #41 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
o ok haha im home early i was pretty sick
User avatar #43 to #42 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Dang man, hope you're feeling better soon, I'll probably be working on this a lot today so you should go back to sleep for a while or something and get on later if you feel like it :)
User avatar #44 to #43 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
ahah thanks but im good im just gonna be in bed with my lap top and do it here.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Alright, I'm getting on then.
User avatar #31 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
ya sure im down . what ever you want haha
User avatar #32 to #31 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Care to be the first thumb? haha
User avatar #36 to #32 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
im gonna go take a shower but if you want to work on it some more i will when i get back.
User avatar #33 to #32 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
yes :D
User avatar #34 to #33 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Yay :D
User avatar #35 to #34 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
i wasnt first but still looks great.
User avatar #37 to #35 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Awesome, haha
User avatar #38 to #37 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
are you on right now?
User avatar #39 to #38 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Just turned on the server :)
User avatar #1 - thatrussianhoe (10/10/2012) [-]
hello. you may recall we had a short talk on your vinyl scratch minecraft pic and i just wanted to let you know that if you need help with it or anything feel free to msg me. if you dont want to its completely understandable you have worked hard on it and just leting someone you dont even know have access to you'r work is dangerous but as far as my word goes i only want to help if you ever need it. thank you and good luck on you work.:)
User avatar #2 to #1 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
Thanks for the offer, I think I'm going to let a couple of people help me tomorrow, it really just depends on how busy my day is :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
all right im free most day's but do have on the weekends some times and school but im almost always on funny junk so feel free to msg me.
User avatar #7 to #3 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
work*
User avatar #4 to #3 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
also are you on creative or are you just like exterminating the sheep race?
User avatar #5 to #4 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
I'm on creative, haha XD If I were doing this in survival I would probably have to collect wool and dyes for months before even thinking about getting started.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
hahahah ya idk why i asked. do you by any chance have a ps3
User avatar #8 to #6 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
Yes I do, but I haven't been on it much lately, can you guess what I've been playing instead? Haha
User avatar #9 to #8 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
hahaha well i have one and if you ever wanna play add me iM-Famous-
yes i know i maid it when i was much younger. what games did you play on it?
User avatar #10 to #9 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
Haha,okay. I've been playing Gran Turismo 5 a lot when I do lately, but I also play Battlefield 3 and Need for Speed: The Run when I play online. You?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
i play battlefield if my friends are on also cod sometimes ans i know this is kinda cockyish but im quite good at it and i play like borderlands 2,fallout, and ac
User avatar #12 to #11 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
I want to get Borderlands 2, it sounds awesome. I also have Black Ops and AC: Brotherhood but I don't really play them anymore, except zombies sometimes. I do also have Fallout 3 on PS3 but I like it and New Vegas more on my computer.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
ya i like new vegas better then 3 most people disagree with me. also if you do get borderlands 2 (its deff worth it) msg me and we can play. and if you doing the minecraft thing to day im free all day if you need help
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
I like New Vegas more too, but they're both my favorite games. I'm doing homework now but I'll probably do Minecraft tonight around 7:30ish my time, I'm in the central time zone.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
all right i dont have any hw today but i will be on fj so when your free msg me im on the east coast
User avatar #16 to #15 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
Sounds good, and I'm on the gulf coast, haha.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatrussianhoe (10/11/2012) [-]
haha all right. sounds like a plan
User avatar #19 to #17 - mattmikeman (10/12/2012) [-]
Hey dude, nothing tonight because I'm falling asleep at my computer I'm so tired, but I should have a bunch of free time tomorrow so I'll see if you're on then.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatrussianhoe (10/12/2012) [-]
all right man its cool. i will be on tomorrow but later in the day but feel free to msg me. goodnight.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mattmikeman (10/14/2012) [-]
Hey, I'm finally on again, let me know if you want to help on the pixel art.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatrussianhoe (10/14/2012) [-]
o sorry bro i have a lacrosse game tomorrow so im going to bed but i will be on tomorrow for sure. sorry
User avatar #23 to #22 - mattmikeman (10/14/2012) [-]
Haha, it's okay, good luck in your game!
User avatar #18 to #17 - mattmikeman (10/11/2012) [-]
Yup, see you later then.
User avatar #24 to #18 - thatrussianhoe (10/14/2012) [-]
hey so im home today if you need help.
User avatar #27 to #24 - mattmikeman (10/15/2012) [-]
Dude, you're insane, haha. I was not expecting you to do that much at all, but thanks a lot! I'll be sure to mention you when I make the post for the progress today. :)
User avatar #29 to #27 - thatrussianhoe (10/16/2012) [-]
hey so if you still want help finishing it up im free when ever
User avatar #30 to #29 - mattmikeman (10/16/2012) [-]
Okay, I just finished making the comp to upload, check it out once it's up :) I'm going to browse and relax for a few minutes and then we can get back to work if you want.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thatrussianhoe (10/15/2012) [-]
hahaha no prob man. and thanks happy to help
User avatar #26 to #24 - mattmikeman (10/14/2012) [-]
I sent you a PM with the IP.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mattmikeman (10/14/2012) [-]
Sounds good, I'm about to put up the server so just give me a sec and I'll message you the IP
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