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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#3 - what game is this? 07/26/2013 on to the moon 0
#238 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Life Hacks +19
#15 - not the 7/11's in my area, they were caught using illegal Paki…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Kwik E Mart 0
User avatar #24 - iloverapingmen (07/25/2013) [-]
I love my country.
#160 - holy **** that halo armor looks dead on  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay 0
#214 - phoenixactual (07/22/2013) [-]
It is dead on, we make them very detailed
#12 - Picture 07/22/2013 on Hi how are you -15
#67 - no bed time! 07/21/2013 on Story time +5
#3 - i dont even care if this is real or not, its a good script! 07/21/2013 on abc family +1
#303 - i like all of them, even the original. dont make me choose! 07/21/2013 on keep it classy +1
#237 - does 2 dubs equal a quad? 07/21/2013 on Gta 0
#1 - that video was pretty........short! 07/21/2013 on Midget Dance 0
#70 - Miley used to be so attractive, then she turned 10 07/19/2013 on Disney stars +9
#69 - they have them in america too, haven eaten them in a while bec… 07/19/2013 on South Korea is Best Korea... -2
#31 - well considering latest android phones are 2.3 ghz quad cores… 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... -3
#29 - fanboy implies that you are a mindless lover of it, regardless…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... 0
#30 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
I am not that into playing Nintendo systems because no one else does. They just have all the most sold systems and all the top gaming franchises are Nintendo exclusive. I am actually a Xbox fanboy and plan only buying the Xbox One out of all the new consoles. Nintendo just makes it way to hard to argue against them not being the dominant gaming franchise.

And I also agree with you that IOS/Android might be the dominant platform. But the main argument against that is that most phones do not have the storage capacity to hold big and full games. Also, they are not meant for gaming, they are meant for calls and texts. Most gamers would not count phones are a gaming platform. even though they have the capability to be.
User avatar #31 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
well considering latest android phones are 2.3 ghz quad cores, and even octo cores. id say they are good contenders. also the most sold system is the ps2 (slightly over the DS) but granted nintendo sold the most consoles. but if you want to be technical nintendo is the least profitable out of the bunch since all consoles are sold at a loss and gain revenue from sales of 3rd party games, which Nintendo seriously lacks. but it just depends on your perspective
#27 - also i checked your previous comments, you are an outrageous n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... -7
User avatar #88 - phtholognyrrh (07/18/2013) [-]
that was the most thorough internet argument jab i have seen in quite a while.
#26 - what in the world does the original wii have to do with this?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... -2
#28 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
If you play sports game like Madden or Fifa or NHL, you notice a majority of people buy every other year. This happens a lot with consoles too. The Wii sold more consoles than any other device. Nintendo had to expect that the Wii U sales would be down a little bit.

And who cares if I am a Nintendo fanboy, they are the most popular gaming company in the world. So basically if you complain about me liking Nintendo, you are arguing against the biggest group of gamers.
User avatar #29 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
fanboy implies that you are a mindless lover of it, regardless if they put out anything good. and believe me im not arguing with "the biggest group of gamer", only a child would actually think thats the case. im arguing with a with a lost cause that is most likely to stubborn. and realistically ios/android would be the dominant platform
#30 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
I am not that into playing Nintendo systems because no one else does. They just have all the most sold systems and all the top gaming franchises are Nintendo exclusive. I am actually a Xbox fanboy and plan only buying the Xbox One out of all the new consoles. Nintendo just makes it way to hard to argue against them not being the dominant gaming franchise.

And I also agree with you that IOS/Android might be the dominant platform. But the main argument against that is that most phones do not have the storage capacity to hold big and full games. Also, they are not meant for gaming, they are meant for calls and texts. Most gamers would not count phones are a gaming platform. even though they have the capability to be.
User avatar #31 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
well considering latest android phones are 2.3 ghz quad cores, and even octo cores. id say they are good contenders. also the most sold system is the ps2 (slightly over the DS) but granted nintendo sold the most consoles. but if you want to be technical nintendo is the least profitable out of the bunch since all consoles are sold at a loss and gain revenue from sales of 3rd party games, which Nintendo seriously lacks. but it just depends on your perspective
#14 - if people loved it so much it would have better sales  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2013 on The Great Console War of... -2
#24 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
The Wii has the highest sales out of any system of all time. A lot of people wait between generation and buy every other console. Nintendo had to expect that the Wii U sales would be slow at first.
#83 - noschool (07/18/2013) [-]
it's not even second, it's 5th, and even if you only count home consoles the wii still is only 3 overall and it's sales pale in comparison to both the ps2's and DS's numbers
User avatar #27 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
also i checked your previous comments, you are an outrageous nintendo fan boy. please just grow up
User avatar #88 - phtholognyrrh (07/18/2013) [-]
that was the most thorough internet argument jab i have seen in quite a while.
User avatar #26 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
what in the world does the original wii have to do with this?
#28 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
If you play sports game like Madden or Fifa or NHL, you notice a majority of people buy every other year. This happens a lot with consoles too. The Wii sold more consoles than any other device. Nintendo had to expect that the Wii U sales would be down a little bit.

And who cares if I am a Nintendo fanboy, they are the most popular gaming company in the world. So basically if you complain about me liking Nintendo, you are arguing against the biggest group of gamers.
User avatar #29 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
fanboy implies that you are a mindless lover of it, regardless if they put out anything good. and believe me im not arguing with "the biggest group of gamer", only a child would actually think thats the case. im arguing with a with a lost cause that is most likely to stubborn. and realistically ios/android would be the dominant platform
#30 - grandreddragon (07/18/2013) [-]
I am not that into playing Nintendo systems because no one else does. They just have all the most sold systems and all the top gaming franchises are Nintendo exclusive. I am actually a Xbox fanboy and plan only buying the Xbox One out of all the new consoles. Nintendo just makes it way to hard to argue against them not being the dominant gaming franchise.

And I also agree with you that IOS/Android might be the dominant platform. But the main argument against that is that most phones do not have the storage capacity to hold big and full games. Also, they are not meant for gaming, they are meant for calls and texts. Most gamers would not count phones are a gaming platform. even though they have the capability to be.
User avatar #31 - mattmanhemi (07/18/2013) [-]
well considering latest android phones are 2.3 ghz quad cores, and even octo cores. id say they are good contenders. also the most sold system is the ps2 (slightly over the DS) but granted nintendo sold the most consoles. but if you want to be technical nintendo is the least profitable out of the bunch since all consoles are sold at a loss and gain revenue from sales of 3rd party games, which Nintendo seriously lacks. but it just depends on your perspective
#259 - oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#257 - what grade are you going in btw?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#255 - do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#253 - oh i went to great hollow, i actually know alot of soon to be …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #254 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats cool
User avatar #255 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#251 - wow thats weird, what middle school did you go to?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #252 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Nesaquake
User avatar #253 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh i went to great hollow, i actually know alot of soon to be seniors at east
User avatar #254 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats cool
User avatar #255 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#249 - oh **** i acutally go to smithtown west  [+] (11 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #250 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
I go to east haha
User avatar #251 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
wow thats weird, what middle school did you go to?
User avatar #252 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Nesaquake
User avatar #253 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh i went to great hollow, i actually know alot of soon to be seniors at east
User avatar #254 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats cool
User avatar #255 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#247 - what town, if you feel like saying......im from hauppauge  [+] (13 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #248 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Smithtown right by ya
User avatar #249 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh shit i acutally go to smithtown west
User avatar #250 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
I go to east haha
User avatar #251 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
wow thats weird, what middle school did you go to?
User avatar #252 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Nesaquake
User avatar #253 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh i went to great hollow, i actually know alot of soon to be seniors at east
User avatar #254 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats cool
User avatar #255 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
#243 - suffolk  [+] (15 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Where are you from? 0
User avatar #246 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
same lol
User avatar #247 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what town, if you feel like saying......im from hauppauge
User avatar #248 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Smithtown right by ya
User avatar #249 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh shit i acutally go to smithtown west
User avatar #250 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
I go to east haha
User avatar #251 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
wow thats weird, what middle school did you go to?
User avatar #252 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Nesaquake
User avatar #253 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh i went to great hollow, i actually know alot of soon to be seniors at east
User avatar #254 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Thats cool
User avatar #255 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
do you know nick favazza? i dont even care if i give out his name
User avatar #256 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
Ive heard his name a couple of times i would probably know him if i see him
User avatar #257 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
what grade are you going in btw?
User avatar #258 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
10th
User avatar #259 - mattmanhemi (07/16/2013) [-]
oh alright hes probably seen you in the halls or something
User avatar #260 - therambohawk (07/16/2013) [-]
yeah who knows
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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