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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#57 - to me he just looks like a video game rendering 10/07/2013 on Daang dat hat +8
#73 - Picture 10/07/2013 on And what if they do? 0
#2 - she looks 13  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on FUTURE 0
#3 - crowd (10/05/2013) [-]
i think she was 14 or 15
#7 - that was really clever 10/04/2013 on its fake but its creative +1
#62 - why do people on tumblr always comment without writing the last  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Not too shabby 0
User avatar #67 - ihatem (10/04/2013) [-]
I saw it on FJ first, when people always said "What is this, I don't even"
#15 - woman seem to judge appearance less than men, just saying  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on This +4
User avatar #43 - desuforeverlulz (10/03/2013) [-]
"seem to"
#11 - you could have bought 3 pcs , all with better specs 09/30/2013 on Nutshell +2
#63 - best song in the gaming industry 09/29/2013 on Sue those video games! +5
#37 - its definitely not the best, they are all different in differe… 09/29/2013 on Meet Mike. +4
#35 - galaxys and androids dont mean the same thing  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Meet Mike. +3
#36 - intrepidy (09/29/2013) [-]
I know, I said Galaxy for a reason. Galaxy is best in class android.
#37 - mattmanhemi (09/29/2013) [-]
its definitely not the best, they are all different in different ways. if you dont like the hardware or software, look at the htc one or moto x. even check out the lg g2
#10 - >hate >doge 09/27/2013 on Such Algebra +53
#6 - why would they announce it so soon? who announced it anyways?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on So Youtube has a 1440p... 0
User avatar #7 - besle (09/27/2013) [-]
Ultra High Definition Television, also known as 4k and 8K was made official around the same time, and was proposed by NHK.
#4 - i think after 4k it will be 16k, or just better than life  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2013 on So Youtube has a 1440p... 0
User avatar #5 - besle (09/27/2013) [-]
No, after 4k is 8k. It's already announced.
User avatar #6 - mattmanhemi (09/27/2013) [-]
why would they announce it so soon? who announced it anyways?
User avatar #7 - besle (09/27/2013) [-]
Ultra High Definition Television, also known as 4k and 8K was made official around the same time, and was proposed by NHK.
#29 - my dog just passed away today. he was supposed to die at 3 of … 09/27/2013 on Insert Title Here. 0
#8 - i have a silky terrier that does that, he just stretches his l… 09/26/2013 on i rly want a djog +1
#51 - droid razr MAXXter race, also nokia wants to make an android b…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Apple +1
User avatar #63 - blacktomcruise (09/26/2013) [-]
I...what? 1) Android is made my Google, not Microsoft. Microsoft makes Windows Phone. 2) Android is open for anyone to use for free.
#65 - dontknowmeatall (09/26/2013) [-]
1.- Nokia uses Windows Phone. They have a contract. They can't make Android phones until it's over. And then it will be too late.
2.- It's free to use, but not free to sell. You have to pay to Google if you want to make an Android phone.
User avatar #70 - blacktomcruise (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm aware Nokia uses Windows Phone. I never said they didn't.
I wasn't aware of that second part though. Thanks for that.

However, it is odd that Nokia can't make Android phones and Windows Phone phones when companies like HTC and Samsung make both
#162 - dontknowmeatall (09/26/2013) [-]
What Samsung phone has Windows?
User avatar #167 - blacktomcruise (09/27/2013) [-]
I have verizon so the only one I know of is called the ativ odyssey or something. I know there were some before it though and there are probably more on other carriers
#168 - dontknowmeatall (09/27/2013) [-]
I had not the least idea about this.
#11 - the phone is identical to last year except for the finger prin… 09/24/2013 on Some People Deserve to Die 0
#79 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Every hat in TF2 +2
#89 - mohne (09/22/2013) [-]
#23 - the Toyota 86, scion frs and suburu brz are all the same 09/22/2013 on Aggressive Marketing +1
#86 - even the buildings are identical, its has nothing to do with S…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on GTA V Like A Baws -1
User avatar #91 - TheHutchie (09/20/2013) [-]
Grand Theft Auto games parodying building designs is a pretty common phenomenon. When they decided to rename their near-identical NASDAQ building, they chose to go with BAWSAQ because it A) Parodies NASDAQ effectively and B) Sounds like "ballsack".

Many Scottish people literally pronounce "ballsack" as "bawsack" so if you think that a company based in Scotland naming a building BAWSAQ is not a ballsack reference, then you must be pretty fucking naive.
#74 - this has nothing to do with scottish humor, its a direct refer…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on GTA V Like A Baws -3
User avatar #83 - cycloneclone (09/19/2013) [-]
Partially right. I dont think bawsaq actually means ballsack but it made to sound like ballsack while still being a reference to nasdaq
#86 - mattmanhemi (09/19/2013) [-]
even the buildings are identical, its has nothing to do with Scottish humor
User avatar #91 - TheHutchie (09/20/2013) [-]
Grand Theft Auto games parodying building designs is a pretty common phenomenon. When they decided to rename their near-identical NASDAQ building, they chose to go with BAWSAQ because it A) Parodies NASDAQ effectively and B) Sounds like "ballsack".

Many Scottish people literally pronounce "ballsack" as "bawsack" so if you think that a company based in Scotland naming a building BAWSAQ is not a ballsack reference, then you must be pretty fucking naive.
#32 - Pacific Rim was an amazing ,underrated movie 09/17/2013 on GTA's Most Wanted +3
#13 - why yes it is! no one ever knows about this car, its honestly …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Lamborghini 0
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy (09/16/2013) [-]
I saw one today actually, on the Queensboro Bridge in NYC.

Not that one though, I saw the 62
#3 - i think the site is better when people aren't complaining, sti…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Funnyjunk community 0
#4 - lonevolff (09/16/2013) [-]
old repost are fine. its annoying when its within the hour
User avatar #8 - ajlyoshi (09/16/2013) [-]
Like this gif. It shows up every twenty minutes.....
#1 - everyone used to really hate repost, now they just keep the site alive  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Funnyjunk community 0
User avatar #17 - ronyx (09/16/2013) [-]
And 2 years ago ragecomics were glorified and sought after. There were ragecomics 24/7 and everyone was happy.
User avatar #5 - Nahyon (09/16/2013) [-]
Word.
#2 - thisiswrong (09/16/2013) [-]
I know. I had an old account that got banned but when ever people would come across a repost it was like that person who posted it was a murderer or child molester. times they are a changin.
User avatar #3 - mattmanhemi (09/16/2013) [-]
i think the site is better when people aren't complaining, still love seeing old repost
#4 - lonevolff (09/16/2013) [-]
old repost are fine. its annoying when its within the hour
User avatar #8 - ajlyoshi (09/16/2013) [-]
Like this gif. It shows up every twenty minutes.....
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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