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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:8/31/2014
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#53 - i think its for the people who still want to use the voice actions 11/14/2013 on It’s happening! +3
#21 - Comment deleted 11/12/2013 on The Adventures of Picard... 0
#3 - Picture 11/10/2013 on I can almost feel it +1
#2 - chocolate sauce 11/10/2013 on 4chins +1
#134 - mines steam powered!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 +7
#166 - stripey (11/09/2013) [-]
I offer you a wallpaper
#1 - if anyone is wondering, it looks to be a Lotus Evora  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Lamborghini +10
User avatar #7 - breaken (11/04/2013) [-]
I was sure that was a lotus
User avatar #3 - BuggattiFreak (11/04/2013) [-]
Correct.
#69 - That comparison of miley from 2010 and now is so biased. her f… 11/03/2013 on I think she's cool.. 0
#28 - well good for you, feeling good about yourself is one of the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2013 on smells like success +1
User avatar #29 - lech (10/31/2013) [-]
I'll be sure to not let it get to my head!
Thanks for the tip!
#26 - i cant get over how much of an asshole you sound like  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2013 on smells like success +4
User avatar #27 - lech (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm actually a really nice guy. I'm just overly proud of my achievements.
And it pays off, not only am I healthier, but, I have a much better self esteem than before
User avatar #28 - mattmanhemi (10/31/2013) [-]
well good for you, feeling good about yourself is one of the best feelings, just dont let it get to your head
User avatar #29 - lech (10/31/2013) [-]
I'll be sure to not let it get to my head!
Thanks for the tip!
#47 - i have a razr hd maxx, its been a year and its still running s… 10/28/2013 on Google Master Race +1
#3 - harpoon that poon 10/28/2013 on I'll even bring the butter +5
#138 - im from longisland, we say youse guys 10/26/2013 on Y'all 0
#124 - so you are still trying to justify insulting someone for looki…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on Traffic Light +1
User avatar #125 - remainsx (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm trying to justify that the kid looks like a complete douche. I'm sure you think there are people out there who look like douchebags as well, and don't say you don't. I happen to believe this is one in particular.
#121 - so your just an asshole who judges other people and is too muc…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Traffic Light +1
User avatar #123 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Also, thanks for calling me a "kid." I find that amusing.
User avatar #122 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Do we not all judge others on the internet? And I wouldn't use "just a pussy" as a way to describe why I won't post a picture of myself, just the fact that I understand the risks and benefits of putting you picture on a website such as this. The risks and the stupid shit to come along with it definitely out-weighs any benefits.
User avatar #124 - mattmanhemi (10/26/2013) [-]
so you are still trying to justify insulting someone for looking different?and there is honestly little to no risk of uploading a picture of yourself on the internet, its not 2003 where everyone thinks someone is going to track down their location.
User avatar #125 - remainsx (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm trying to justify that the kid looks like a complete douche. I'm sure you think there are people out there who look like douchebags as well, and don't say you don't. I happen to believe this is one in particular.
#201 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Mouth razor chew +2
#350 - atdiaztwoone (10/24/2013) [-]
#115 - its actually like like 200 pounds, i welded a post for it sit on  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Traffic Light +1
#119 - youxbarstard (10/22/2013) [-]
On this day I found out I weigh more than a traffic light.
#114 - alright its only one ear,the kids with the pikachu profile pic…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Traffic Light +1
User avatar #120 - remainsx (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I don't put up pictures of myself on the interwebs
User avatar #121 - mattmanhemi (10/25/2013) [-]
so your just an asshole who judges other people and is too much of a pussy to show themselves
User avatar #123 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Also, thanks for calling me a "kid." I find that amusing.
User avatar #122 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Do we not all judge others on the internet? And I wouldn't use "just a pussy" as a way to describe why I won't post a picture of myself, just the fact that I understand the risks and benefits of putting you picture on a website such as this. The risks and the stupid shit to come along with it definitely out-weighs any benefits.
User avatar #124 - mattmanhemi (10/26/2013) [-]
so you are still trying to justify insulting someone for looking different?and there is honestly little to no risk of uploading a picture of yourself on the internet, its not 2003 where everyone thinks someone is going to track down their location.
User avatar #125 - remainsx (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm trying to justify that the kid looks like a complete douche. I'm sure you think there are people out there who look like douchebags as well, and don't say you don't. I happen to believe this is one in particular.
#35 - well guess im not the only person to steal a traffic light  [+] (18 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Traffic Light +70
#108 - nazguultje (10/21/2013) [-]
I know what i'm going to do next weekend
#54 - mr skeltal (10/21/2013) [-]
Traffic lights are fucking awesome!
#111 - nazguultje (10/21/2013) [-]
how do you actually steal that thing?
#49 - mr skeltal (10/21/2013) [-]
faggot-earring
User avatar #47 - remainsx (10/21/2013) [-]
TAKE OFF THE FUCKING TITTY NIGGER LICKING STUPID ASS EARRING STUD PIECES OF NIGGERMILK SHIT YOU FUCKING FLAMING SPARKLING HOMOSEXUAL QUEER FAG...
User avatar #90 - halfi (10/21/2013) [-]
Dude don't be a dick, eh looks like a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #94 - remainsx (10/21/2013) [-]
He looks like a sparkling vampire from twilight.
User avatar #114 - mattmanhemi (10/21/2013) [-]
alright its only one ear,the kids with the pikachu profile pic shouldnt be talking shit, why dont you post a pic of yourself
User avatar #120 - remainsx (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm not an idiot, I don't put up pictures of myself on the interwebs
User avatar #121 - mattmanhemi (10/25/2013) [-]
so your just an asshole who judges other people and is too much of a pussy to show themselves
User avatar #123 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Also, thanks for calling me a "kid." I find that amusing.
User avatar #122 - remainsx (10/26/2013) [-]
Do we not all judge others on the internet? And I wouldn't use "just a pussy" as a way to describe why I won't post a picture of myself, just the fact that I understand the risks and benefits of putting you picture on a website such as this. The risks and the stupid shit to come along with it definitely out-weighs any benefits.
User avatar #124 - mattmanhemi (10/26/2013) [-]
so you are still trying to justify insulting someone for looking different?and there is honestly little to no risk of uploading a picture of yourself on the internet, its not 2003 where everyone thinks someone is going to track down their location.
User avatar #125 - remainsx (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm trying to justify that the kid looks like a complete douche. I'm sure you think there are people out there who look like douchebags as well, and don't say you don't. I happen to believe this is one in particular.
#95 - gandalfthered (10/21/2013) [-]
i think he looks quite cute
#46 - youxbarstard (10/21/2013) [-]
doesn't look too heavy does it?
User avatar #115 - mattmanhemi (10/21/2013) [-]
its actually like like 200 pounds, i welded a post for it sit on
#119 - youxbarstard (10/22/2013) [-]
On this day I found out I weigh more than a traffic light.
#203 - Dislikes: my dad  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 +10
#234 - realreality (10/17/2013) [-]
This was just sad but I laughed my ass off.
#159 - Picture 10/17/2013 on makes sense 0
#30 - it still gets updated, just not on the google play store  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Apple +1
User avatar #36 - admiralen (10/16/2013) [-]
the ones who make flash stopped making it for android, its still downloadable but its an outdated version by now
#28 - my android running 4.3 has flash  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Apple 0
User avatar #29 - admiralen (10/16/2013) [-]
has flash, not a new version anymore, they stopped updating it
User avatar #30 - mattmanhemi (10/16/2013) [-]
it still gets updated, just not on the google play store
User avatar #36 - admiralen (10/16/2013) [-]
the ones who make flash stopped making it for android, its still downloadable but its an outdated version by now
#115 - 2014 equss bass 770, breaking all the rules  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Cars +5
User avatar #163 - divinecreator (10/16/2013) [-]
ooh fuck thats a sexy car
#185 - tihok (10/16/2013) [-]
agreed. it's unique too
User avatar #217 - divinecreator (10/17/2013) [-]
$250,000 bucks though but i have now changed my favorite car(to the point where its my life goal to get it) from an aston martin DB9 to this
#121 - they still sell wonder balls!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on Things We'll Never See Again 0
#186 - derberner (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know they do. I neglected to say that I remember Wonderballs (back when they had toys inside them), but I don't recall Kinder eggs in America.
#91 - lets have an argument about pizza on fj 10/14/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. +1
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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