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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18607
Highest Content Rank:#1202
Highest Comment Rank:#838
Content Thumbs: 8041 total,  9042 ,  1001
Comment Thumbs: 11321 total,  13329 ,  2008
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 26.6% (133/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:261472
Times Content Favorited:283 times
Total Comments Made:2454
FJ Points:16450

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#37 - all im saying is neither one of them have been in the same roo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2012 on id prefer to be saved by... +68
#58 - linkDrkguy has deleted their comment.
#40 - darkisfire (12/01/2012) [-]
ITS GIGA CARLOS!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
User avatar #59 - baconrider (12/01/2012) [-]
The day we learned that Carlos lifted. May god help us all.
#225 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Someone ... +12
#454 - stop.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on /b/ got Rustled? +4
#457 - patpatty (11/30/2012) [-]
#449 - you hate someone because you found something on another websit…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2012 on /b/ got Rustled? +3
#451 - patpatty (11/30/2012) [-]
yes. not lets put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many tosh related images we can find
#454 - mattmanhemi (11/30/2012) [-]
stop.
#457 - patpatty (11/30/2012) [-]
#1 - Picture 11/29/2012 on Let Me Be Clear... 0
#45 - zero/10 11/26/2012 on FML +31
#35 - thats when you post pics of yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on FML 0
#59 - doomfish (11/26/2012) [-]
rate me fj
#1 - cancer. 11/25/2012 on please don't hurt me! 0
#156 - so just sleep right now, we will figure out how to get you out…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2012 on So Much +5
User avatar #283 - bulbakip (11/25/2012) [-]
that might just... work....
#152 - who needs a time machine when you have cryosleep  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2012 on So Much +1
User avatar #154 - masdercheef (11/25/2012) [-]
Actually, doesn't humanity have the technology to put people into cryo sleep, but not take them out of it?
User avatar #155 - masdercheef (11/25/2012) [-]
As of the present, of course
User avatar #156 - mattmanhemi (11/25/2012) [-]
so just sleep right now, we will figure out how to get you out in 500 years
User avatar #283 - bulbakip (11/25/2012) [-]
that might just... work....
#528 - shes ugly... 11/24/2012 on Jewfro is my hero 0
#276 - its nevada, didact did us a favor. 11/24/2012 on Halo 4 Feels +4
#141 - looks like mitt romney......cant unsee 11/23/2012 on Halo 4 Feels -1
#496 - i guess im a younger, skinnier, more HANDSOME version 11/23/2012 on Heterochromia +1
#254 - teacher wanted us to get portrait shots, but my partner takes … 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia 0
#241 - thanks! cant tell if i look scary or alpha but thanks for the reply!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia +1
User avatar #247 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
its just how your menacingly walking towards the camera... what was this project for...? im the hobbit below.
User avatar #254 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
teacher wanted us to get portrait shots, but my partner takes blurry shots
#231 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia 0
User avatar #238 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck bro, i feel intimidated just looking at these photos
User avatar #241 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
thanks! cant tell if i look scary or alpha but thanks for the reply!
User avatar #247 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
its just how your menacingly walking towards the camera... what was this project for...? im the hobbit below.
User avatar #254 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
teacher wanted us to get portrait shots, but my partner takes blurry shots
#230 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia +1
User avatar #270 - ItsSarahDuh (11/22/2012) [-]
Maybe it's just me but you kind of look like....a younger and skinnier version of Benjamin Burnley...from Breaking Benjamin..

lol.
User avatar #496 - mattmanhemi (11/23/2012) [-]
i guess im a younger, skinnier, more HANDSOME version
#231 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #238 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck bro, i feel intimidated just looking at these photos
User avatar #241 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
thanks! cant tell if i look scary or alpha but thanks for the reply!
User avatar #247 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
its just how your menacingly walking towards the camera... what was this project for...? im the hobbit below.
User avatar #254 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
teacher wanted us to get portrait shots, but my partner takes blurry shots
#229 - luckily i had to take pics for a project  [+] (8 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Heterochromia +2
#230 - mattmanhemi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #270 - ItsSarahDuh (11/22/2012) [-]
Maybe it's just me but you kind of look like....a younger and skinnier version of Benjamin Burnley...from Breaking Benjamin..

lol.
User avatar #496 - mattmanhemi (11/23/2012) [-]
i guess im a younger, skinnier, more HANDSOME version
#231 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #238 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck bro, i feel intimidated just looking at these photos
User avatar #241 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
thanks! cant tell if i look scary or alpha but thanks for the reply!
User avatar #247 - chazzawazzle (11/22/2012) [-]
its just how your menacingly walking towards the camera... what was this project for...? im the hobbit below.
User avatar #254 - mattmanhemi (11/22/2012) [-]
teacher wanted us to get portrait shots, but my partner takes blurry shots
#154 - i dont hate jews, i have no opinion about jews. i only have op… 11/19/2012 on not trying to get political... 0
#14 - im 5'4", your comment ruined my day.... 11/17/2012 on I'd Ask For A Refund On... +7
#8 - pretty sure hes not talking about the Asian guy 11/17/2012 on man with clothes -1
#84 - but new york voted for obama... 11/16/2012 on Secession 0
#44 - Picture 11/15/2012 on Honest Candy Part 2 +1
#60 - i want everyone to thumb down your comments till you get banned  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on "good guy" -8
User avatar #65 - kirkbot (11/13/2012) [-]
that's gonna take a little more than a few hundred thumbs, but go on and try getting me banned
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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