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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1202
Highest Comment Rank:#838
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#73 - wow thats pretty nice 01/02/2014 on 2013 In One Image 0
#102 - yes im the same guy 01/02/2014 on Let's do it 0
#100 - more hats than tf2  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Let's do it +7
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#96 - sorry this is a sock only house hold  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Let's do it +8
#123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
User avatar #116 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
#94 - yeah novelty **** 01/02/2014 on Let's do it 0
#36 - Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Let's do it +8
User avatar #38 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#58 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#29 - couldnt get a timestamp,but i got the next best thing!  [+] (17 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Let's do it +20
#95 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
Put a shoe on your head and take a picture again.
#96 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry this is a sock only house hold
#123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
User avatar #116 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
User avatar #34 - zameckis (01/01/2014) [-]
put your hat on green lamp
User avatar #32 - chaossniper (01/01/2014) [-]
we need more socks
User avatar #31 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
2 socks 2 Easy. Put a hat on it and I'll consider it being real.
User avatar #36 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light in all the photos
User avatar #38 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#58 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#27 - no timestamp, but i put a sock on it  [+] (20 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Let's do it +28
User avatar #28 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
photoshopping socks are easy to do. Going to need a timestamp on the sock.
#89 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
Perfect Logic

photoshopping socks are easy,

then photoshopping timestamps can stretch my asshole.
#29 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
couldnt get a timestamp,but i got the next best thing!
#95 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
Put a shoe on your head and take a picture again.
#96 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry this is a sock only house hold
#123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
User avatar #116 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
User avatar #34 - zameckis (01/01/2014) [-]
put your hat on green lamp
User avatar #32 - chaossniper (01/01/2014) [-]
we need more socks
User avatar #31 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
2 socks 2 Easy. Put a hat on it and I'll consider it being real.
User avatar #36 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light in all the photos
User avatar #38 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#58 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#23 - if i wasnt in the photo than people would call it fake  [+] (23 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Let's do it +20
User avatar #26 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to need a time stamp.
#27 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
no timestamp, but i put a sock on it
User avatar #28 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
photoshopping socks are easy to do. Going to need a timestamp on the sock.
#89 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
Perfect Logic

photoshopping socks are easy,

then photoshopping timestamps can stretch my asshole.
#29 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
couldnt get a timestamp,but i got the next best thing!
#95 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
Put a shoe on your head and take a picture again.
#96 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry this is a sock only house hold
#123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
User avatar #116 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
User avatar #34 - zameckis (01/01/2014) [-]
put your hat on green lamp
User avatar #32 - chaossniper (01/01/2014) [-]
we need more socks
User avatar #31 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
2 socks 2 Easy. Put a hat on it and I'll consider it being real.
User avatar #36 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light in all the photos
User avatar #38 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#58 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#25 - bloodangel (01/01/2014) [-]
Alright I guess that's a good enough reason.
#21 - my dad works in new york city, he stole a spare traffic light …  [+] (36 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Let's do it +202
User avatar #83 - mrfourtysevenman (01/02/2014) [-]
you bought that at a gift store thats some novelty shit
#94 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
yeah novelty shit
#57 - enormaty (01/02/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #88 - stripey (01/02/2014) [-]
This is so stupid, he's showing us that it's him.
User avatar #75 - Lilstow (01/02/2014) [-]
he isn't obscuring the object and is clearly not trying to show off his titties so it's fine.
User avatar #66 - zaxzwim (01/02/2014) [-]
i think it's to prove he has it rather than getting a picture off the internet
User avatar #42 - slugnugget (01/01/2014) [-]
tracks name down. Reports father to company.

Company takes legal action lawl.
User avatar #40 - milomcrobbie (01/01/2014) [-]
This picture was here before, is it seriously the same guy lol?
User avatar #102 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
yes im the same guy
User avatar #39 - lordvimless (01/01/2014) [-]
pretty comon stealing from penndot here
#22 - bloodangel (01/01/2014) [-]
Aren't women the ones who usually take a picture of what they're showing with them in the picture?
User avatar #24 - superpower (01/01/2014) [-]
I think it's the proof that it's him and not a google image.
User avatar #23 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
if i wasnt in the photo than people would call it fake
User avatar #26 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm going to need a time stamp.
#27 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
no timestamp, but i put a sock on it
User avatar #28 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
photoshopping socks are easy to do. Going to need a timestamp on the sock.
#89 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
Perfect Logic

photoshopping socks are easy,

then photoshopping timestamps can stretch my asshole.
#29 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
couldnt get a timestamp,but i got the next best thing!
#95 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
Put a shoe on your head and take a picture again.
#96 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
sorry this is a sock only house hold
#123 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's not a shoe then it's pretty obvious you got all these pics from Google Images.
User avatar #116 - zelyx (01/02/2014) [-]
It's 6 am and I can't sleep, so thanks for making me laugh like an idiot
User avatar #34 - zameckis (01/01/2014) [-]
put your hat on green lamp
User avatar #32 - chaossniper (01/01/2014) [-]
we need more socks
User avatar #31 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
2 socks 2 Easy. Put a hat on it and I'll consider it being real.
User avatar #36 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, their has always been a hat on the traffic light in all the photos
User avatar #38 - enjoyed (01/01/2014) [-]
Hardhats =/= Hats needed for this photo.

Going to need a wool/cloth/cotton hat or else I'm going to have to say it's shopped
#100 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
more hats than tf2
User avatar #103 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Bring the stoplight to my house and pose with me for a picture with a timestamp and a few socks, then I'll believe its really you. I'm a lonely person
User avatar #104 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
Maybe we could even go to lunch and catch a movie. You know, as proof.
#105 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
are you hitting on me? for proof
#115 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#58 - thestuplafyer (01/02/2014) [-]
I didnt know we had factual police on FJ
#25 - bloodangel (01/01/2014) [-]
Alright I guess that's a good enough reason.
#74 - i have a new droid razr, am i cool yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on BADDEST -18
User avatar #86 - guiguito (12/21/2013) [-]
No.
#61 - thanks bud 12/18/2013 on So they don't read minds? 0
#33 - there is a more graphic one but i cant find it  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on So they don't read minds? 0
#48 - xolotyl (12/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 - mattmanhemi (12/18/2013) [-]
thanks bud
#29 - Picture 12/17/2013 on What a great dad! +13
#26 - This is wrong . It is "All my friends… 12/14/2013 on teG it Rghit +6
#51 - dodge challenger 12/12/2013 on Razer Lambo 0
#76 - fuk off fegot !!!!!111  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on ofcourse +1
#84 - nimithecat (12/10/2013) [-]
welp, there goes my faith in humanity again
#29 - jokes on you! im 11  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on ofcourse +14
#60 - nimithecat (12/10/2013) [-]
Hey! An 11 year old that didn't say Yolo, Swag, and didn't spell "your"!

I think the next generation's gonna be alright!
Thanks kiddo, you've given me so much hope as a 22 year old,
I was afraid you guys were going the wrong direction.
User avatar #76 - mattmanhemi (12/10/2013) [-]
fuk off fegot !!!!!111
#84 - nimithecat (12/10/2013) [-]
welp, there goes my faith in humanity again
#43 - funny you should say that, i use your identical photo for my y… 12/01/2013 on good news everyone +2
#3 - i was just going to comment saying that! its the part during t… 12/01/2013 on It's dirty but someone has... +6
#38 - are we really saying google is as bad as ea and bank of america  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on good news everyone +3
#71 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/01/2013) [-]
he is talking about making customers happy sarcastically and google plus has been so welcomed and loved by people on youtube right... right
User avatar #41 - murpmurp (12/01/2013) [-]
hey our pictures are close
User avatar #43 - mattmanhemi (12/01/2013) [-]
funny you should say that, i use your identical photo for my youtube account
#6 - thats a great way to beat your kids and get away with it 11/29/2013 on I See That +31
#43 - thats the equivalent of chopping of the third prong . it still…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on sleepless nights -2
#79 - hudge (11/28/2013) [-]
The ground prong is only there on a plug as a safety.
#81 - thats a charger 11/19/2013 on skype +4
#56 - yeah most other watches are cheaper, they are alot simplier wi… 11/17/2013 on shut up and take my money 0
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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