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mattmanhemi

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#246 - alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title 0
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#220 - well that made me feel better,i just promised my self to get a…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title 0
User avatar #234 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters. I mean, I don't consider myself a particularly unattractive person (er, I look 14, but you know that already), but I've never had a boyfriend. Part of that is being homeschooled all my life, but, you know, if you don't meet anyone worth dating then there's no point. I also no a lot of very lovely people in the same boat. You aren't as weird as you think.
User avatar #246 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to other guys, i used to get picked on for my height, which forced me to start working out, then i get picked on for working out TOO much, which is crazy. I know people just dont care for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and thats fine, but im constantly thinking about it and its been driving me crazy the more time that has passed
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#210 - well now im wondering if im just an asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on title 0
#212 - kilgara has deleted their comment.
#201 - girls try to grow up too fast, but guys grow up too slow. Hone…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title 0
User avatar #215 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I always hung around the drama/art kids, and they weren't as bad. But the dude-bros and jocks? No. And honestly, the girls are just as immature; you just don't see them bouncing around, because that's not "cool" behavior for girls. Instead they cause drama and act like selfish bitches. They just do dressed as strippers. I think once you leave high school/your shitty town, that kind of changes.
User avatar #220 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
well that made me feel better,i just promised my self to get a gf before i graduate. that window is getting smaller and smaller, and im panicking
User avatar #234 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters. I mean, I don't consider myself a particularly unattractive person (er, I look 14, but you know that already), but I've never had a boyfriend. Part of that is being homeschooled all my life, but, you know, if you don't meet anyone worth dating then there's no point. I also no a lot of very lovely people in the same boat. You aren't as weird as you think.
User avatar #246 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to other guys, i used to get picked on for my height, which forced me to start working out, then i get picked on for working out TOO much, which is crazy. I know people just dont care for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and thats fine, but im constantly thinking about it and its been driving me crazy the more time that has passed
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#182 - that must really suck wearing suits everywhere, i just wear bu…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title 0
User avatar #187 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
Well I don't wear suits everywhere (I'd go mad), but I'm basically damned to look 14 no matter what. And I don't know; her parents are kind of shit so I worry about her growing up to be not so good. Even if it doesn't make her a "whore," it's not practical I guess. Girl's are growing up too fast and it does not help me at all.
User avatar #201 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
girls try to grow up too fast, but guys grow up too slow. Honestly im in the 12th grade and everyone acts like children. majority may be taller but their voices are high and they have the most immature personalities. and these children are the ones with girl friends and im alone again on valentines day
User avatar #215 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I always hung around the drama/art kids, and they weren't as bad. But the dude-bros and jocks? No. And honestly, the girls are just as immature; you just don't see them bouncing around, because that's not "cool" behavior for girls. Instead they cause drama and act like selfish bitches. They just do dressed as strippers. I think once you leave high school/your shitty town, that kind of changes.
User avatar #220 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
well that made me feel better,i just promised my self to get a gf before i graduate. that window is getting smaller and smaller, and im panicking
User avatar #234 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters. I mean, I don't consider myself a particularly unattractive person (er, I look 14, but you know that already), but I've never had a boyfriend. Part of that is being homeschooled all my life, but, you know, if you don't meet anyone worth dating then there's no point. I also no a lot of very lovely people in the same boat. You aren't as weird as you think.
User avatar #246 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to other guys, i used to get picked on for my height, which forced me to start working out, then i get picked on for working out TOO much, which is crazy. I know people just dont care for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and thats fine, but im constantly thinking about it and its been driving me crazy the more time that has passed
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#172 - #1 tip that i do to help that is to dress more mature, but 12 …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title 0
User avatar #177 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
You don't know the half of it. The only way I could start dressing older is if I started wearing business suits everywhere. I mean fuck, even my 8 year old's cousin's parents let her wear heels. What the fuck is an 8 year old going to do in heels?
User avatar #182 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
that must really suck wearing suits everywhere, i just wear button down shirts and try to look clean cut.and an 8 year old wearing heels is destined to be a whore, but i see nothing wrong with someone able to handle them selves wearing heels
User avatar #187 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
Well I don't wear suits everywhere (I'd go mad), but I'm basically damned to look 14 no matter what. And I don't know; her parents are kind of shit so I worry about her growing up to be not so good. Even if it doesn't make her a "whore," it's not practical I guess. Girl's are growing up too fast and it does not help me at all.
User avatar #201 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
girls try to grow up too fast, but guys grow up too slow. Honestly im in the 12th grade and everyone acts like children. majority may be taller but their voices are high and they have the most immature personalities. and these children are the ones with girl friends and im alone again on valentines day
User avatar #215 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I always hung around the drama/art kids, and they weren't as bad. But the dude-bros and jocks? No. And honestly, the girls are just as immature; you just don't see them bouncing around, because that's not "cool" behavior for girls. Instead they cause drama and act like selfish bitches. They just do dressed as strippers. I think once you leave high school/your shitty town, that kind of changes.
User avatar #220 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
well that made me feel better,i just promised my self to get a gf before i graduate. that window is getting smaller and smaller, and im panicking
User avatar #234 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters. I mean, I don't consider myself a particularly unattractive person (er, I look 14, but you know that already), but I've never had a boyfriend. Part of that is being homeschooled all my life, but, you know, if you don't meet anyone worth dating then there's no point. I also no a lot of very lovely people in the same boat. You aren't as weird as you think.
User avatar #246 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to other guys, i used to get picked on for my height, which forced me to start working out, then i get picked on for working out TOO much, which is crazy. I know people just dont care for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and thats fine, but im constantly thinking about it and its been driving me crazy the more time that has passed
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#165 - its completely different being a guy, it can get depressing be…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/14/2013 on title +1
#200 - kilgara has deleted their comment.
User avatar #210 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
well now im wondering if im just an asshole
#212 - kilgara has deleted their comment.
User avatar #168 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I get it. People expect the guys to be taller.
It's just that it sucks when people assume you are 14.
User avatar #172 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
#1 tip that i do to help that is to dress more mature, but 12 year old girls tend to do that now making it useless
User avatar #177 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
You don't know the half of it. The only way I could start dressing older is if I started wearing business suits everywhere. I mean fuck, even my 8 year old's cousin's parents let her wear heels. What the fuck is an 8 year old going to do in heels?
User avatar #182 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
that must really suck wearing suits everywhere, i just wear button down shirts and try to look clean cut.and an 8 year old wearing heels is destined to be a whore, but i see nothing wrong with someone able to handle them selves wearing heels
User avatar #187 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
Well I don't wear suits everywhere (I'd go mad), but I'm basically damned to look 14 no matter what. And I don't know; her parents are kind of shit so I worry about her growing up to be not so good. Even if it doesn't make her a "whore," it's not practical I guess. Girl's are growing up too fast and it does not help me at all.
User avatar #201 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
girls try to grow up too fast, but guys grow up too slow. Honestly im in the 12th grade and everyone acts like children. majority may be taller but their voices are high and they have the most immature personalities. and these children are the ones with girl friends and im alone again on valentines day
User avatar #215 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I always hung around the drama/art kids, and they weren't as bad. But the dude-bros and jocks? No. And honestly, the girls are just as immature; you just don't see them bouncing around, because that's not "cool" behavior for girls. Instead they cause drama and act like selfish bitches. They just do dressed as strippers. I think once you leave high school/your shitty town, that kind of changes.
User avatar #220 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
well that made me feel better,i just promised my self to get a gf before i graduate. that window is getting smaller and smaller, and im panicking
User avatar #234 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters. I mean, I don't consider myself a particularly unattractive person (er, I look 14, but you know that already), but I've never had a boyfriend. Part of that is being homeschooled all my life, but, you know, if you don't meet anyone worth dating then there's no point. I also no a lot of very lovely people in the same boat. You aren't as weird as you think.
User avatar #246 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
alot of people say im attractive,but i always feel inferior to other guys, i used to get picked on for my height, which forced me to start working out, then i get picked on for working out TOO much, which is crazy. I know people just dont care for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and thats fine, but im constantly thinking about it and its been driving me crazy the more time that has passed
User avatar #270 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I know how that feels- I always get called "cute" because of my size, but people sort of treat me more like a puppy than a human. I know what it's like to feel inferior. I feel like the people who pick on others the most are actually people of your own sex- or outstandingly bitchy people from the opposite. No matter what you do, there are people are not going to like you for it. It took me far too long to realize that the most you can do is just put your energy into things you like doing. All I can say is that when you do something, make for it's for yourself and not other people. Even if it's a pain, it just causes a mess later.
User avatar #276 - mattmanhemi (02/14/2013) [-]
you have a very ironic name, because you made me feel alot better
User avatar #281 - youarenotspecial (02/14/2013) [-]
I wasn't in the best of moods when I made this account. xD
#128 - what the **** 02/14/2013 on title +1
#120 - im 5"5.... 02/14/2013 on title +1
#116 - **** YEAH CHALLENGER! 02/14/2013 on Police +2
#83 - Comment deleted 02/13/2013 on UH ES AY !!UH ES AY!! 0
#82 - Picture 02/13/2013 on UH ES AY !!UH ES AY!! +5
#67 - why is it that when ever i see people post reaction images, i … 02/12/2013 on D: 0
#1 - hes a lapdog  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on For sale +42
#22 - senoldlx (02/12/2013) [-]
mfw i read 'he a laptop
User avatar #12 - DeadlyHorizons (02/12/2013) [-]
Of satan.
#147 - spartan ops....  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Halo Logic 0
#151 - highbloodseascourg (02/11/2013) [-]
awesome
#463 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Europe FTW 0
#68 - episode 9 is out for anyone that cares  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Halo Logic 0
#129 - highbloodseascourg (02/11/2013) [-]
episode 9 of what?
User avatar #147 - mattmanhemi (02/11/2013) [-]
spartan ops....
#151 - highbloodseascourg (02/11/2013) [-]
awesome
#362 - sarcastaball should be a global sport, the moon can join too 02/11/2013 on Europe FTW +3
#87 - you really replied to your own comment 02/11/2013 on Feels... +2
#44 - "anonymous pussy" 02/11/2013 on Halo Logic +7
#303 - Europeans trying to prove something again to america......some… 02/11/2013 on Europe FTW -2
#25 - -HALF-adults-obese.html#axzz2KXh1qj6u 02/11/2013 on Evolution of fatness 0
#94 - so the only problem is that they used horse instead of beef. i… 02/10/2013 on Dear British Food... 0
#30 - you have your own opinion and i respect that!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Android vs apple 0
#32 - iamthou (02/10/2013) [-]
well thank you sir and i respect your own opinion as well.
#27 - have you ever heard of google play, its swell  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Android vs apple +3
User avatar #28 - iamthou (02/10/2013) [-]
yea but i still prefer going through apple, also because i can buy a good docking station that supports iphone/ipad

im not saying android is bad, i just have my own preferences
#64 - Visual (02/10/2013) [-]
At least you prefer it because of convenience and not "OH MY GOD IT'S APPLE YOU DIPSHIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK"

Coolio, bro.
User avatar #30 - mattmanhemi (02/10/2013) [-]
you have your own opinion and i respect that!
#32 - iamthou (02/10/2013) [-]
well thank you sir and i respect your own opinion as well.

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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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