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#92 - definitely give them props for hitting that $30,000 price poin…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo 0
#136 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
It drives really smooth. You can't hear the wind while driving, you don't feel every bump on the street (I like it but others may want it "rougher"), it feels "flat" in curves. But I just have a 122 hp engine and it could be more.. not comparable to american v8 monster engines.

The biggest problem IMO is the huge amount of electric in the car. EVERYTHING is controlled by a board-computer. Even the steering is electric. If it works it's okay but I already had to drive three times to the garage cause of electrical malfunctions.. The technicans told me, that they've never seen this before. Seems like I have a "monday model" (I don't know how to translate this poperly, I hope you know what I mean)
User avatar #191 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
lol i get what your saying, since its a new model and a new price point to meet. Mercedes still had some "kinks" to work out, im sure they are fine know, you probably got a bad batch. but still looks like competition for the new audi a3 . honestly still cant believe those rims and grill are stock, definitely a head turner
#81 - now that is beautiful, the color just makes the car stand out  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo +1
#83 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
Thank you!!
User avatar #92 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
definitely give them props for hitting that $30,000 price point while looking nicer than a $50,000 car, how does it drive?
#136 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
It drives really smooth. You can't hear the wind while driving, you don't feel every bump on the street (I like it but others may want it "rougher"), it feels "flat" in curves. But I just have a 122 hp engine and it could be more.. not comparable to american v8 monster engines.

The biggest problem IMO is the huge amount of electric in the car. EVERYTHING is controlled by a board-computer. Even the steering is electric. If it works it's okay but I already had to drive three times to the garage cause of electrical malfunctions.. The technicans told me, that they've never seen this before. Seems like I have a "monday model" (I don't know how to translate this poperly, I hope you know what I mean)
User avatar #191 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
lol i get what your saying, since its a new model and a new price point to meet. Mercedes still had some "kinks" to work out, im sure they are fine know, you probably got a bad batch. but still looks like competition for the new audi a3 . honestly still cant believe those rims and grill are stock, definitely a head turner
#71 - doesnt even know the name of the car....... i would take a…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo +1
#76 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
I'm 23 and drive a Benz CLA.. I love it!
User avatar #81 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
now that is beautiful, the color just makes the car stand out
#83 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
Thank you!!
User avatar #92 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
definitely give them props for hitting that $30,000 price point while looking nicer than a $50,000 car, how does it drive?
#136 - snaigen (04/16/2014) [-]
It drives really smooth. You can't hear the wind while driving, you don't feel every bump on the street (I like it but others may want it "rougher"), it feels "flat" in curves. But I just have a 122 hp engine and it could be more.. not comparable to american v8 monster engines.

The biggest problem IMO is the huge amount of electric in the car. EVERYTHING is controlled by a board-computer. Even the steering is electric. If it works it's okay but I already had to drive three times to the garage cause of electrical malfunctions.. The technicans told me, that they've never seen this before. Seems like I have a "monday model" (I don't know how to translate this poperly, I hope you know what I mean)
User avatar #191 - mattmanhemi (04/16/2014) [-]
lol i get what your saying, since its a new model and a new price point to meet. Mercedes still had some "kinks" to work out, im sure they are fine know, you probably got a bad batch. but still looks like competition for the new audi a3 . honestly still cant believe those rims and grill are stock, definitely a head turner
#134 - 2008 accord coupe ex-l 04/16/2014 on When i drive my jetta... 0
#93 - hearing dmx on a cartoon show is just monumental for me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on All parents should know this 0
User avatar #94 - speedymcgee (04/06/2014) [-]
lol
#255 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures +1
#253 - this little **** runs my house  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures 0
#255 - mattmanhemi (04/02/2014) [-]
#69 - happy b-day!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on they grow so fast... +1
User avatar #70 - include (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#3875 - if it helps the site 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +3
#323 - shes a casual! if it says hemi its clearly a v8 02/26/2014 on Getting a date was never... +1
#47 - Picture 02/10/2014 on Mugshots +3
#98 - no your not, this was on reddit a couple days ago 02/03/2014 on Description. +1
#118586 - Picture 02/02/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#32 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on My life +3
#35 - that wasn't even cringy, that kid is just purposely hilarious 02/02/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 8 +327
#124 - It was probably laced  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Willie FUCKING Nelson 0
User avatar #126 - kurd (01/27/2014) [-]
He got it from a coffeeshop, i doubt they'll give you more drugs just for the hell of it.

They already mix it with some shit to give it a stronger trip.
User avatar #141 - analsprinkles (01/27/2014) [-]
well if it's mixed with some shit then that shit is probably what made the kid get a heart attack
his system probably rejected whatever chemicals they put in that weed
i fucking hate it when they put some amoniac in my weed never getting from that dealer again
User avatar #147 - Deeticky (01/27/2014) [-]
Marijuana smoking can increase your heart rate by 20 to 100 percent. The increase in hearth rate can give certain people up to almost 5 times the risk of heart attack they would normally have.

Lacing it with stuff, as you said, only increases the risk.

Source:www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/marijuana
User avatar #148 - analsprinkles (01/27/2014) [-]
only times i felt my heart rate change was when the weed had some other shit mixed in
other than that it was fine
User avatar #152 - Deeticky (01/27/2014) [-]
Ok. That's good to hear that your experience hasn't led to an extreme heart rate increase. Other people, like those in the studies cited at the bottom of the website I sourced, experienced that effect. I'm not trying to say pot is more dangerous than pother drugs like alchohol, I'm just saying that just because people don't OD on it doesn't mean it can't have negative health effects or kill you.
User avatar #159 - kinginyellow (01/27/2014) [-]
Ya the big thing though is that it's kinda safe for a drug. Alcohol and tobacco can be hell on the body and so can weed just to a lesser extent. And it's one of those things like tobacco where you have to be aiming to OD to actually succeed, if it's possible even. There was just a ridiculous amount needed to OD.
User avatar #172 - Deeticky (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not super worried about the people OD'ing. I'm not even worried that much about the physical health effects when weed is prescribed and regulated. (Self medicating from a street dealer is a different story though) The problem with prescription marijuana is that it's far too easy for someone to have it prescribed to them. I would support medical legalization if that problem were more well-addressed.

I'm more worried the mental effects of pot. It can be addictive, it slows motor function and reaction time, it lowers inhibitions, it can make certain people more prone to anger, and long term use can result in a wide range of issues including memory problems and decreased cognitive function. It can have a lot of the same mental effects of alcohol. People who drive high can be a real problem, just like drunk drivers.

The other thing that gets on my nerves is stoner culture. Not every stoner is part of that culture. (You seem pretty reasonable, for instance.) But nonetheless, stoner culture is pretty widespread. It encourages laziness, carries a "fuckdapolice" mindset, and members of the stoner culture are more likely to become addicted and/or try harder drugs.

About what I just said though, There hasnt been a whole lot of research on stoner culture vs. casual smokers. I've had a lot of experiences with stoner culture members, and none of them were good. They were extremely hostile to anyone who didn't smoke pot, and always preached on that "pot would create world peace" and usually thought of themselves as superior without ever actually working hard at anything. The vast majority of them also got into harder drugs such as LSD, ecstasy, and crack as they became juniors and seniors in highschool. I'm pretty sure all of them ended up dropping out or going to community college as well.

That's not scientific research, just my experience. I don't expect anyone to accept my experience as scientific fact, but I would like to see some studies done on stoner culture.
#145 - yeah its not too far from me 01/26/2014 on USA vs England +1
#143 - im from smithtown ,the whitest town ever  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on USA vs England +2
User avatar #172 - internetbridgetrol (01/26/2014) [-]
Clearly you've never been to Mattituck
#146 - yologdog (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Sounds like it.

Smithtown.
User avatar #156 - watthekilo (01/26/2014) [-]
Buffalo is the the most niggerest. no doubt
#229 - barsh (01/27/2014) [-]
dude id say the most niggerest city in america is detroit, it has too many reasons to explain although one of them being is the fact that the one of the highest selling rappers of all time is white and from detroit
#221 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, try heading to Rochester, the city's pretty bad in parts. Highest murder rate per capita, and what not. The suburbs are nice as balls, though. But the city is awful, yeah.
#132 - longislander here, we are all white and act like it too  [+] (11 new replies) 01/26/2014 on USA vs England +2
User avatar #141 - sweetbutteryjesus (01/26/2014) [-]
Speaking of Long Island, you ever hear of Chaminade?
User avatar #145 - mattmanhemi (01/26/2014) [-]
yeah its not too far from me
User avatar #139 - yologdog (01/26/2014) [-]
I grew up in West Babylon. You?
User avatar #158 - sliferzpwns (01/26/2014) [-]
West phili
#227 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2014) [-]
born and raised?
User avatar #143 - mattmanhemi (01/26/2014) [-]
im from smithtown ,the whitest town ever
User avatar #172 - internetbridgetrol (01/26/2014) [-]
Clearly you've never been to Mattituck
#146 - yologdog (01/26/2014) [-]
Lol. Sounds like it.

Smithtown.
User avatar #156 - watthekilo (01/26/2014) [-]
Buffalo is the the most niggerest. no doubt
#229 - barsh (01/27/2014) [-]
dude id say the most niggerest city in america is detroit, it has too many reasons to explain although one of them being is the fact that the one of the highest selling rappers of all time is white and from detroit
#221 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, try heading to Rochester, the city's pretty bad in parts. Highest murder rate per capita, and what not. The suburbs are nice as balls, though. But the city is awful, yeah.
#180 - thats not completely true, i built a better machine for 500 bu… 01/23/2014 on Just thought it was funny. 0
#3 - Picture 01/19/2014 on You Know +1
#182 - is that really true? because majority of my tools are imperial only  [+] (10 new replies) 01/16/2014 on 'MURICA 0
User avatar #183 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
Yep, it will take 5 - 10 years to be fully implemented but they are starting next year.
#189 - noschool (01/16/2014) [-]
do you have a source on this?
User avatar #190 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
No i do not, i heard it from my supervisor, i would like one if you find it though, confirmation of this news would be godly.
User avatar #246 - sketchE (01/16/2014) [-]
thats not how it works boyo. you cant say something then tell us to find a source
User avatar #261 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
a petition went around congress that got more than the 25,000 signatures needed to change merica to metric, he must have read that and gotten excited
User avatar #256 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
Well after finding the source my supervisor is retarded, hawaii will be the first state to go metric in 2018.
User avatar #264 - sketchE (01/16/2014) [-]
yeah petitions really dont mean shit. the government usually looks at it laughs then says no
#196 - noschool (01/16/2014) [-]
well saying "America is going metric next year." is a pretty bold statement based on office gossip, but if it is true it will certainly make headlines.
User avatar #250 - TwiztidNinja (01/16/2014) [-]
Considering i am a pressure welder and my work is pretty in the clue with these things i normally take the word pretty seriously.
#118 - season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch" 01/02/2014 on Let's do it 0
#105 - are you hitting on me? for proof  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Let's do it +3
#115 - Womens Study Major (01/02/2014) [-]
what episode is that from
User avatar #118 - mattmanhemi (01/02/2014) [-]
season 13,episode 9 "butter's bottom bitch"
User avatar #107 - mwhitey (01/02/2014) [-]
If thats what it takes to find the truth or get someone to acknowledge me as a person
#73 - wow thats pretty nice 01/02/2014 on 2013 In One Image 0
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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