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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:11/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18602
Highest Content Rank:#1202
Highest Comment Rank:#838
Content Thumbs: 8041 total,  9042 ,  1001
Comment Thumbs: 11314 total,  13322 ,  2008
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 25.2% (126/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:261415
Times Content Favorited:283 times
Total Comments Made:2453
FJ Points:16443

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#63 - i think its symbolic  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on halo 0
#78 - lifetime (05/11/2013) [-]
I think 303 is lazy.
User avatar #277 - bothemastaofall (05/12/2013) [-]
I think you're lazy
#142 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2013) [-]
i rarely downthumb people for opinions, but this one is as stupid as it is incorrect
User avatar #80 - mattmanhemi (05/11/2013) [-]
Well first of its 343, second they use the same sized figures when making the game cinematic and pre rendered. its all just filmed at different angles to look like his height is changing.
#52 - welcome.... 05/10/2013 on Thanks Matt +5
#2 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Thank you +109
#54 - its implied that they are attractive and a gentleman 05/09/2013 on Hod up! 0
#78 - dodge durango, love it 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world 0
#145 - Picture 05/09/2013 on just an albino snake +5
#120 - any welders here?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Wanna play a game? 0
User avatar #135 - grantika (05/12/2013) [-]
My uncle and his dad and his cousins are ironworkers, always have been. it's pretty neat.
User avatar #136 - mattmanhemi (05/12/2013) [-]
probably the coolest and most dangerous, my dads local 580 in nyc just put up the freedom tower
#130 - Byte (05/09/2013) [-]
My dad owned a welding supply company. So I grew up a welder.
#126 - flimbul (05/09/2013) [-]
Steel frame welder here!
User avatar #123 - bowen (05/09/2013) [-]
tool maker here - welder, engineer, fabricator, mechanic, maintenance technician
#1 - holy **** he has a great username 05/07/2013 on Swagg +4
#2 - he said it was old. its clearly not his. your gif is the work … 05/07/2013 on If you want to live 0
#16 - from what i heard they are apparently really racist in general…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on I'll just leave this here -1
User avatar #22 - avengeralpha (05/07/2013) [-]
we are not but we assumed to be because we "take the piss" alot basically we make fun of someone for something but we don't really mean any thing by it.
#20 - Ragumshnagum (05/07/2013) [-]
Most Europeans are really racist.
User avatar #27 - muchasmarcos (05/07/2013) [-]
was that sarcasm or something else? (i realy can't tell)
#127 - he looks like a Pedro 05/05/2013 on Never grow up 0
#14 - you will not get healthy pancreas, till all can get healthy pancreas! 05/05/2013 on Do you even 'Murcia? +12
#7 - ill assume the first one is usa 05/05/2013 on Holy Mother of Street Art 0
#40 - yeah i think the Chinese are overcompensating for something 05/04/2013 on HA 0
#33 - Picture 05/04/2013 on This reminds me of FJ for... 0
#393 - what are the people like up there? I hear its white trash with…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Rape Here 0
User avatar #396 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
pretty much, hell the town i grew up in has 2 trailer parks
#388 - yup, long island to be specific  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Rape Here 0
User avatar #390 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
near the catskills for me
User avatar #393 - mattmanhemi (05/03/2013) [-]
what are the people like up there? I hear its white trash with cooler weather
User avatar #396 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
pretty much, hell the town i grew up in has 2 trailer parks
#379 - daily commute? alot better than all the others i guess  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Rape Here 0
User avatar #387 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
fellow new yorker huh.
User avatar #388 - mattmanhemi (05/03/2013) [-]
yup, long island to be specific
User avatar #390 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
near the catskills for me
User avatar #393 - mattmanhemi (05/03/2013) [-]
what are the people like up there? I hear its white trash with cooler weather
User avatar #396 - barbwirepain (05/03/2013) [-]
pretty much, hell the town i grew up in has 2 trailer parks
#24 - why was 4chan mentioned...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Bender +10
#27 - disturbedmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
4chan = full of trolls
#41 - Womens Study Major (05/03/2013) [-]
No faggot. 4chan has many boards and most of them stick to topics they were meant to have. Althought I bet a faggot like you automatically assumes 4chan is /b/ even though /b/ is full of STEAM BEGGING THREAD PLOX, 69 DECIDES WUT I SEY TO MY FAKE GF HURR DURR, TERRITORY WAR GUIZ, FAP GAME!!!!!, OBAMA SUX GUIZ HE RUIN ECONOMY, AND ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE USE WEAPON NEXT TO U TO KILL EM ALL!!!! Most of the shit you see in Funnyjunk from 4chan is either very fucking old, or not from /b/.
#47 - disturbedmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
ok let me begin this by saying you hide behind the anon tag because you know how stupid your failed attempt at 13 year old trolling attempt is. and i go to 4chan every day theirs like 10 troll for every 25 - 50 posts, and what the fuck is the middle rant/ retard fart part even supposed to mean. and yes ik the stuff on funny junk that is from 4chan is old or from other boards. inb4 you say im raging at you im not im really laughing at your stupidity. oh and btw thanks for the thumb down much needed. oh and inb4 red thumbs ik you will thumb this comment down because your a horrible troll and a fuckwit.
#37 - thats because Korean citizens arent allowed on the internet 04/30/2013 on So I guess One Direction... +3
#16 - THE BEAST! 04/30/2013 on Hue 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Domestic Violence +6
#50 - patriotpenguin (04/30/2013) [-]
that face scared the crap outta me
#117 - devil dog... 04/28/2013 on Sealing Moon-Moon 0
#160 - Russia did it too, its really not uncommon.and its no coincide… 04/28/2013 on Murica +1
#190 - Carlton banks 04/28/2013 on Interesting Stuff. +24
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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