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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:8/31/2014
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Content Thumbs: 8040 total,  9041 ,  1001
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#2 - i thought this comic was using sex appeal for attention  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Every Damn Time. +53
User avatar #10 - lolokoko (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually, and the author itself said so, he only draws boobs and lewd stuff because he can, he likes it, and it makes "feminists" bad.

It's on his webpage.
User avatar #24 - tenfinnvo (07/04/2013) [-]
And he draws good porn. Simplified in style, but good.
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (07/04/2013) [-]
And you were correct.
#15 - that guy was actually on his way to a children's hospital, the… 07/02/2013 on Batman +2
#6 - yeah im sure he said that, all ceo do. im sure he will like zy… 07/02/2013 on Bye Don. 0
#4 - i heard the last ceo was **** aswell  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Bye Don. 0
User avatar #5 - tonkkax (07/02/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a time when Don was all "Yeah, im so loyal to this company and shit, i will never leave". Then he leaves after it gets a lot of bad publicity.
User avatar #6 - mattmanhemi (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah im sure he said that, all ceo do. im sure he will like zynga because you cant share facebook games and you have to be online to play them
#4 - **** yeah iron workers! 07/02/2013 on MEN & WOMEN 0
#11 - well alright .grif 07/01/2013 on When i see people talking... 0
#8 - Did that really have to be a gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on When i see people talking... +1
User avatar #10 - agentdoubleohio (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #11 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well alright .grif
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#24 - THATS MY OWN POST, IM A ******* CANCER!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +21
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#22 - WOW SO AM I!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +15
User avatar #24 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
THATS MY OWN POST, IM A FUCKING CANCER!!!
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#21 - IM AN ATTENTION WHORE!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +16
User avatar #22 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
WOW SO AM I!
User avatar #24 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
THATS MY OWN POST, IM A FUCKING CANCER!!!
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#138 - **** the Cherokee, it looks like an american niss… 07/01/2013 on Meet Kenny - Tiger with... 0
#161 - you can play around and build the car you want here! 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
#160 - well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#156 - well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#150 - that is the dodge challenger, if you are interested in buying …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #153 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Which would you suggest since you're the car expert?
User avatar #156 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive you get, the meaner the car gets. Is this car going to be your regular driving car?
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#129 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +2
User avatar #147 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Do you know what that car is? I don't know SHIT about cars but I have seen that car a couple of times and I'm really interested in it.
User avatar #150 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
that is the dodge challenger, if you are interested in buying one there are 3 models. SE: which will cost around $20,000 and its a v6. the R/T which will cost about $30,000 with a v8. and the SRT which will cost over $40,000
User avatar #153 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Which would you suggest since you're the car expert?
User avatar #156 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive you get, the meaner the car gets. Is this car going to be your regular driving car?
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#126 - **** why does bmw always tease there m1 super car… 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept 0
#92 - i learned how to use both in school, so both master race! 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while -2
#87 - there are currently 3 post on from page making fun of america,…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars +14
User avatar #231 - stefanovic (06/29/2013) [-]
we don't see ourselves as Europe, I mean, I'm Belgium, and I have as much to do with Brittain as you ( presume you're American) have to do with Canada... And since there's no true European stereotype, how can you make fun of it?
User avatar #141 - sovietghost (06/29/2013) [-]
if its funny, i laugh. And if the joke is on me, at least i will let others enjoy it for a bit.
btw im not european.
User avatar #139 - finni (06/29/2013) [-]
It's just how we Europeans are, but I agree, it can get a lot out of hand and I apologize for my continent.
#129 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
Because Europe is acting like the America a couple of years ago.

I think the only 1st world western country that doesn't seem to be caught in this nationalism storm is Canada (aside from the sorry).
User avatar #172 - Logicaltightrope (06/29/2013) [-]
Which is ironic, because Canadians are generally very patriotic. Their sporting event national anthems are awesome.
User avatar #292 - warioteam (06/30/2013) [-]
But the sporting events themselves are fucking brutal.

Don't mess with Canada and their hockey.
#127 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
frontpages are very different at certain times. If americans are sleeping, europeans are thumbing.
#12 - guess kony wants a crab army now 06/29/2013 on just walking the crab +2
#6 - Disney 06/29/2013 on Title 0
#69352 - right in two is probably my favorite song of all time! 06/29/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#5 - corgi master race!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on attention whore +3
#30 - AresX (06/29/2013) [-]
#9 - lordofgoats (06/29/2013) [-]
#8 - StinkyCheese (06/29/2013) [-]
What's up?
#19 - notthatgreat (06/29/2013) [-]
Guise srsly



This is my favorite GIF
#89 - maybe.... 06/28/2013 on Stylish +12
#10 - freaks represent! 06/26/2013 on Offensive world map 0
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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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