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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18626
Highest Content Rank:#1202
Highest Comment Rank:#838
Content Thumbs: 8041 total,  9042 ,  1001
Comment Thumbs: 11321 total,  13329 ,  2008
Content Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 26.6% (133/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:261475
Times Content Favorited:283 times
Total Comments Made:2454
FJ Points:16450

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#200 - >how us Americans make tea >go to McDonalds >…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on 'merica +1
User avatar #218 - biscuitsunited (07/05/2013) [-]
How British make tea/coffee/hot chocolate/hot water bottles.
1. Boil kettle, takes less than a minute.
2.If you cant figure this step out for yourself, you should be in Manchester.
#2 - **** why doesn't tumblr automatically delete the …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/05/2013 on No... Just no... +132
#73 - furiousmarshmellow (07/06/2013) [-]
Fuck. Why doesn't FJ automatically shut people complaining about last comments in Tumblr posts the fuck up?
#66 - blanketandpillow (07/06/2013) [-]
These comments annoy me more than the last comments on Tumblr do.
#47 - deepestanddarkest (07/05/2013) [-]
#45 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Oh for fuck sake just shut the fuck up.There is nothing wrong with these fucking tumblr posts.You people on FJ do the same shit all the time with the same overused reaction pictures now stop being sad lonely neck beard cunts and fuck off
#41 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Seriously what was wrong with this one
User avatar #86 - hokeymon (07/06/2013) [-]
They're telling a joke. The bottom one isn't even part of the joke. It's just some stupid shit experience no one cares about.
User avatar #15 - EdwardNigma (07/05/2013) [-]
Because at one point or another, all of them are the last comment.
User avatar #21 - mattmanhemi (07/05/2013) [-]
well it was a joke but all of you commenting dont seem to get that
User avatar #34 - EdwardNigma (07/05/2013) [-]
It was kind of hard to tell it's a joke.
User avatar #14 - TarnRazor (07/05/2013) [-]
They don't even bother me. Never did. Comments like yours do.
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (07/05/2013) [-]
Because it would keep deleting the punchline until someone posted something pointless.
#36 - umppis (07/05/2013) [-]
which would take approx. 5,3 jottaseconds
User avatar #37 - thechosentroll (07/05/2013) [-]
Good point.
#2 - i thought this comic was using sex appeal for attention  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Every Damn Time. +53
User avatar #10 - lolokoko (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually, and the author itself said so, he only draws boobs and lewd stuff because he can, he likes it, and it makes "feminists" bad.

It's on his webpage.
User avatar #24 - tenfinnvo (07/04/2013) [-]
And he draws good porn. Simplified in style, but good.
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (07/04/2013) [-]
And you were correct.
#15 - that guy was actually on his way to a children's hospital, the… 07/02/2013 on Batman +2
#6 - yeah im sure he said that, all ceo do. im sure he will like zy… 07/02/2013 on Bye Don. 0
#4 - i heard the last ceo was **** aswell  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Bye Don. 0
User avatar #5 - tonkkax (07/02/2013) [-]
Wasn't there a time when Don was all "Yeah, im so loyal to this company and shit, i will never leave". Then he leaves after it gets a lot of bad publicity.
User avatar #6 - mattmanhemi (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah im sure he said that, all ceo do. im sure he will like zynga because you cant share facebook games and you have to be online to play them
#4 - **** yeah iron workers! 07/02/2013 on MEN & WOMEN 0
#11 - well alright .grif 07/01/2013 on When i see people talking... 0
#8 - Did that really have to be a gif?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on When i see people talking... +1
User avatar #10 - agentdoubleohio (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #11 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well alright .grif
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#24 - THATS MY OWN POST, IM A ******* CANCER!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +21
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#22 - WOW SO AM I!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +15
User avatar #24 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
THATS MY OWN POST, IM A FUCKING CANCER!!!
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#21 - IM AN ATTENTION WHORE!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on peeeheehe +16
User avatar #22 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
WOW SO AM I!
User avatar #24 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
THATS MY OWN POST, IM A FUCKING CANCER!!!
#27 - bongobongo (07/01/2013) [-]
**bongobongo rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at The good old days **
#138 - **** the Cherokee, it looks like an american niss… 07/01/2013 on Meet Kenny - Tiger with... 0
#161 - you can play around and build the car you want here! 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
#160 - well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its go…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#156 - well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#150 - that is the dodge challenger, if you are interested in buying …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
User avatar #153 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Which would you suggest since you're the car expert?
User avatar #156 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive you get, the meaner the car gets. Is this car going to be your regular driving car?
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#129 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +2
User avatar #147 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Do you know what that car is? I don't know SHIT about cars but I have seen that car a couple of times and I'm really interested in it.
User avatar #150 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
that is the dodge challenger, if you are interested in buying one there are 3 models. SE: which will cost around $20,000 and its a v6. the R/T which will cost about $30,000 with a v8. and the SRT which will cost over $40,000
User avatar #153 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Which would you suggest since you're the car expert?
User avatar #156 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well it depends what you are looking for,the more expensive you get, the meaner the car gets. Is this car going to be your regular driving car?
User avatar #158 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #161 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
www.dodge.com/hostc/bmo/CUD201303/models.do
you can play around and build the car you want here!
User avatar #160 - mattmanhemi (07/01/2013) [-]
well then i suggest a different package called the sxt, its going to run you about $25,000, which is still a great price IMO. it has a there new engine that is great on gas, but still has 300 hp. you can still get leather seats and a sun roof what ever you want. its a great everyday 2 door car if you want to be a little sporty
User avatar #162 - mrhotwings (07/01/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help man, really appreciate it.
#126 - **** why does bmw always tease there m1 super car… 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept 0
#92 - i learned how to use both in school, so both master race! 06/30/2013 on Repost , but it's been a while -2
#87 - there are currently 3 post on from page making fun of america,…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars +14
User avatar #231 - stefanovic (06/29/2013) [-]
we don't see ourselves as Europe, I mean, I'm Belgium, and I have as much to do with Brittain as you ( presume you're American) have to do with Canada... And since there's no true European stereotype, how can you make fun of it?
User avatar #141 - sovietghost (06/29/2013) [-]
if its funny, i laugh. And if the joke is on me, at least i will let others enjoy it for a bit.
btw im not european.
User avatar #139 - finni (06/29/2013) [-]
It's just how we Europeans are, but I agree, it can get a lot out of hand and I apologize for my continent.
#129 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
Because Europe is acting like the America a couple of years ago.

I think the only 1st world western country that doesn't seem to be caught in this nationalism storm is Canada (aside from the sorry).
User avatar #172 - Logicaltightrope (06/29/2013) [-]
Which is ironic, because Canadians are generally very patriotic. Their sporting event national anthems are awesome.
User avatar #292 - warioteam (06/30/2013) [-]
But the sporting events themselves are fucking brutal.

Don't mess with Canada and their hockey.
#127 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
frontpages are very different at certain times. If americans are sleeping, europeans are thumbing.
#12 - guess kony wants a crab army now 06/29/2013 on just walking the crab +2
#6 - Disney 06/29/2013 on Title 0
#69352 - right in two is probably my favorite song of all time! 06/29/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#5 - corgi master race!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on attention whore +3
#30 - AresX (06/29/2013) [-]
#9 - lordofgoats (06/29/2013) [-]
#8 - StinkyCheese (06/29/2013) [-]
What's up?
#19 - notthatgreat (06/29/2013) [-]
Guise srsly



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User avatar #19 - ryanfitzy (06/02/2013) [-]
Are you still collecting items?
User avatar #20 to #19 - mattmanhemi (06/02/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #21 to #20 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to give them away?
User avatar #22 to #21 - mattmanhemi (06/03/2013) [-]
lol im actually attached to them, i dont know why. but im sure you would enjoy them more than me. ill think about it
User avatar #23 to #22 - ryanfitzy (06/03/2013) [-]
Right on, Items is pretty much the only thing I do here lol.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - mattmanhemi (09/30/2012) [-]
can i keep atleast 1 egg?
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#8 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
sorry man, what did you say on your thread? it got deleted, before I could read it
User avatar #9 to #8 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4059062/How+to+end+the+shitstorm+pt.2 i got post back after what my black son said was a bug. you said it would be hard to tell what was sfw and what was not, right? well i want to make it where before you post a comment you have to click a " **** " button that would make it so you can only view with an account, over 18 on a separate page with out ads
#10 to #9 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
In theory, thats all fine and dandy, but the recognition of **** is what i'm talking about in the first place... I know what your idea is, but to implement would be tough. Not a waste of time, just tough. The recognition of the image is the obstacle... it's all about the "Is this image **** or not"
User avatar #11 to #10 - mattmanhemi (08/31/2012) [-]
i might understand what you are talking about. if someone posted an image that was not filed under **** and it was inappropriate, users should report it and they should be banned. but if someone posted an image that was labeled **** and it turns out the image wasnt **** , then what ever it never hurt anyone.
#12 to #11 - egotistical (08/31/2012) [-]
/facepalm, damnit, i'm an idiot... I forgot the image you posted on your frontpage post, where you have a serial box checker, sort of like "post as anonymous", but it's "post as **** ".... yeah, that would work easily into a javascript I have in mind....... as a further extension of that idea, if you post as **** , you can also roll porn... that's always a thought. That also uses the honor system though.. you'd have to look at a way of preventing people from abusing the system.
User avatar #6 - rcathell (08/16/2012) [-]
Is there any duplicates of mine that you'd take for your pie, sword of eternal burning, bubble statue, evil skull, or helmet? I have stuff you'd need.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mattmanhemi (08/16/2012) [-]
sorry, im only looking to trade my duplicates, if we both have dups to trade that will work
#1 - kylermannn (05/08/2012) [-]
I literally lol'd so hard i cried at ur gersbermps pic. Your the second person to ever do that on this site. And thx for your profile virginity
#2 to #1 - mattmanhemi (05/08/2012) [-]
holy **** , mom dad, get over here someone wrote on my wall. im happy u took the time out to write to me, in return i give you corgis
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