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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:10/14/2014
Location:kansas
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#14 - I guess we all just want to **** and kill. 05/25/2013 on title +4
#6 - I honestly don't see what's wrong with our usernames. 05/24/2013 on The advantage of... +24
#144 - I don't smoke, but I support it's legalization. 05/24/2013 on Faceboob +5
#104 - 0/10 05/20/2013 on My Dog, Follow Up 0
#11 - Everything is funny when you're on drugs.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Cyanide and Happiness -3
#14 - zacsuntibidea (05/25/2013) [-]
False.
Try Morbid channel and get back to me.
#9 - Lol I live in Kansas.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Cyanide and Happiness -3
User avatar #10 - zomaru (05/19/2013) [-]
And..... How is that funny?
User avatar #11 - matthewfuckingmain (05/19/2013) [-]
Everything is funny when you're on drugs.
#14 - zacsuntibidea (05/25/2013) [-]
False.
Try Morbid channel and get back to me.
#631998 - I know the manga recently got updated, like a few months ago. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #632007 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but Hiroe sure is taking his sweet ass time. It will be a long time till we see a proper 3rd adaption.
#631993 - So Black Lagoon. Anyone think they're going to make a third season?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #632112 - MillionsKnives (05/19/2013) [-]
As soon as we get FMP season 4, Haruhi s3, and S&W season 3, maybe, just maybe, we'll get s3 of Black Lagoon.
User avatar #632004 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, Hiroe, the mangaka, just came off of hiatus, and the Roberta's Blood Trail OVAs caught the anime up to the manga almost entirely aside from five chapters, so we won't see another season for probably four years. That's of course assuming that lazy-ass Hiroe churns out a chapter every month like he's supposed to.
User avatar #631995 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Of course, after we get more manga material that is.
User avatar #631998 - matthewfuckingmain (05/19/2013) [-]
I know the manga recently got updated, like a few months ago. At least the OVA's are being dubbed in English.
User avatar #632007 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but Hiroe sure is taking his sweet ass time. It will be a long time till we see a proper 3rd adaption.
#6 - I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember ev…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#4 - So is half the **** on this website. Haven't see…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #5 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It was up about a month ago
User avatar #6 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember every single picture I see.
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#2 - Picture posted on /k/. I did not ask annon's name, sorry.  [+] (16 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #3 - dracodiabolus (05/15/2013) [-]
The story is old as fuck
User avatar #4 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
So is half the shit on this website. Haven't seen it on this site, thought it was funny.
User avatar #5 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It was up about a month ago
User avatar #6 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember every single picture I see.
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#187 - I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religio… 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
#182 - It's a site that has many offensive jokes. About minorities, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
User avatar #186 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, and I'm ok with that. I'm Jewish and I'm fine with all the jokes made about the Holocaust and whatnot, but I'm just saying that people get so worked up whenever a woman is mentioned. I'm not saying stop, I just want people to be a bit nicer to everyone. I understand that this is a site about jokes and it's never politically correct, I'm just saying that I feel that it is a bit much at this point, that's all.
User avatar #187 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religion a day. No cares about the religious feelings. They say it's a joke, deal with it. But suddenly a few women are acting like the jokes are too much. People are people. They won't let up on religious jokes, and they won't let up on jokes about women.
#172 - This is a ******* site called Funnyjunk. Not Pol…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
User avatar #180 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
No, you are right in that sense certainly, but there still are plenty of female viewers on this site that I feel would be polarized by it after a while. I'm not saying to get rid of the jokes all together, but I just think we should let up a bit.
User avatar #182 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a site that has many offensive jokes. About minorities, about religions, about women. It's comedy. Ignore the shit you don't like, laugh at the shit you do. Not that hard.
User avatar #186 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, and I'm ok with that. I'm Jewish and I'm fine with all the jokes made about the Holocaust and whatnot, but I'm just saying that people get so worked up whenever a woman is mentioned. I'm not saying stop, I just want people to be a bit nicer to everyone. I understand that this is a site about jokes and it's never politically correct, I'm just saying that I feel that it is a bit much at this point, that's all.
User avatar #187 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religion a day. No cares about the religious feelings. They say it's a joke, deal with it. But suddenly a few women are acting like the jokes are too much. People are people. They won't let up on religious jokes, and they won't let up on jokes about women.
#171 - 135. Where are my complementary slaves? 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win +1
#58 - Picture 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? +2
#44 - Damn last time I did that I woke up with two watermelons strap… 05/12/2013 on Trip Out 0
#30 - Joke is that if the **** you see is true, then yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Clairvoyant +54
User avatar #36 - xeternalx (05/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#27 - You're hallucinating too? Not good, you should see a doctor.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Clairvoyant +46
User avatar #29 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2013) [-]
how is that hallucinations if this shit comes true.
That's called clairvoyance.
#139 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
No its still called a hallucination. Part of the hallucination was convincing yourself that you had already seen/predicted what just happened.

I don't know if your trolling or if you really are that fucked in the head...seriously if you honestly think you are clairvoyant you need medical help, lots of it.
User avatar #93 - turtletroll (05/12/2013) [-]
You should probably stop the shit talking
#89 - srapture (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - matthewfuckingmain (05/12/2013) [-]
Joke is that if the shit you see is true, then you're hallucinating. I guess clairvoyance doesn't help you see the meaning of jokes.
User avatar #36 - xeternalx (05/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#21 - Comment deleted 05/10/2013 on Americans 0
#23 - Still aren't over your teen angst yet? 05/10/2013 on He's right... +1
#37 - Because they wanted to.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Tumblrblrblrblrblr +5
#52 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Fucking love that band
#74 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Blood Dragon +2
#9 - Sorry about that, I didn't see the full one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Dick Resistance 0
User avatar #10 - therealtjthemedic (05/06/2013) [-]
It's cool bro.
#30 - Amphibious Assault. 05/03/2013 on Gone with the Blastwave 0
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