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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:10/14/2014
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#359 - Well I had a good run.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on How f*cked are U 0
#388 - skindread (09/03/2013) [-]
black lagoon ?
#414 - LSone (09/03/2013) [-]
Yep and he isded
#307 - Shut the **** up and accept that you're wrong. 08/27/2013 on Taco Bell +1
#32 - Picture 08/26/2013 on No Way In, No Way Out +1
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#89 - Get ****** . 08/25/2013 on Help a brudda out1 -4
#150 - If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to C…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
#148 - Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
#146 - Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't unde…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
#144 - Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment. 08/23/2013 on 420 0
#104 - They're trying to build a prison, for you and me to live in. … 08/22/2013 on 'Murican Irony +6
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Beating a Dead Horse +4
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#141 - It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
#139 - Great rebuttal. You've really proven your point. I'll take t…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/22/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #145 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I can't be bothered to explain a point when you're that stupid. It's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #146 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't understand the subject you're talking about. And awh, you're calling me stupid. I guess you've completely given up any form of reasonable conversation, instead you've taken everything I've said personally. Maybe if you researched what you're talking about, then you'd be able to hold your own.
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
User avatar #140 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
It's at that point that you just don't bother giving them a reply.
User avatar #141 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point, because again, you have no clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
#137 - You can't hold an entire nations hand. And from the looks of …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/22/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #138 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
You're a dipshit.
User avatar #139 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Great rebuttal. You've really proven your point. I'll take that as you give up seeing as though you can't articulate your words correctly. You're just further proving my point, you really have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #145 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I can't be bothered to explain a point when you're that stupid. It's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #146 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't understand the subject you're talking about. And awh, you're calling me stupid. I guess you've completely given up any form of reasonable conversation, instead you've taken everything I've said personally. Maybe if you researched what you're talking about, then you'd be able to hold your own.
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
User avatar #140 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
It's at that point that you just don't bother giving them a reply.
User avatar #141 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point, because again, you have no clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
#284 - Picture 08/22/2013 on Help 0
#135 - Acid would be perfectly fine if you understood the drug, and t…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/22/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #136 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
So you think everyone who will try these drugs will know what they're doing. You dumbass, that's why they're illegal.
User avatar #137 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
You can't hold an entire nations hand. And from the looks of things, just because something is illegal, doesn't mean people aren't going to do it., and just because something is legal, doesn't mean everyone is going to do it. This authoritarian police state mentality is what got America so fucked up in the first place.
User avatar #138 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
You're a dipshit.
User avatar #139 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Great rebuttal. You've really proven your point. I'll take that as you give up seeing as though you can't articulate your words correctly. You're just further proving my point, you really have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #145 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I can't be bothered to explain a point when you're that stupid. It's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #146 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't understand the subject you're talking about. And awh, you're calling me stupid. I guess you've completely given up any form of reasonable conversation, instead you've taken everything I've said personally. Maybe if you researched what you're talking about, then you'd be able to hold your own.
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
User avatar #140 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
It's at that point that you just don't bother giving them a reply.
User avatar #141 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point, because again, you have no clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
#91 - Acid could be okay, but heroin, or any opiate probably wouldn'…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/21/2013 on 420 0
User avatar #127 - kaiizel (08/21/2013) [-]
Acid isn't ok... You just contradicted yourself so now I'm not going to take your comment seriously.
User avatar #135 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Acid would be perfectly fine if you understood the drug, and took it in the right conditions. You have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #136 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
So you think everyone who will try these drugs will know what they're doing. You dumbass, that's why they're illegal.
User avatar #137 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
You can't hold an entire nations hand. And from the looks of things, just because something is illegal, doesn't mean people aren't going to do it., and just because something is legal, doesn't mean everyone is going to do it. This authoritarian police state mentality is what got America so fucked up in the first place.
User avatar #138 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
You're a dipshit.
User avatar #139 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Great rebuttal. You've really proven your point. I'll take that as you give up seeing as though you can't articulate your words correctly. You're just further proving my point, you really have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #145 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I can't be bothered to explain a point when you're that stupid. It's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #146 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't understand the subject you're talking about. And awh, you're calling me stupid. I guess you've completely given up any form of reasonable conversation, instead you've taken everything I've said personally. Maybe if you researched what you're talking about, then you'd be able to hold your own.
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
User avatar #140 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
It's at that point that you just don't bother giving them a reply.
User avatar #141 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point, because again, you have no clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
#19 - Or you could order your own ******* pizza. 08/21/2013 on Society -2
#80 - The real argument is should we have the personal freedom to ch…  [+] (20 new replies) 08/21/2013 on 420 +1
User avatar #81 - kaiizel (08/21/2013) [-]
It's bad enough with alcohol but you want to add cocain, heroin, speed, acid etc in the mix, too? No, we can't be trusted.
User avatar #91 - matthewfuckingmain (08/21/2013) [-]
Acid could be okay, but heroin, or any opiate probably wouldn't be seeing as though China had a really horrible problem with it. I don't know about cocaine, I don't know any advanced information about it. But I don't see the problem with alcohol, marijuana, and tobacco.
User avatar #127 - kaiizel (08/21/2013) [-]
Acid isn't ok... You just contradicted yourself so now I'm not going to take your comment seriously.
User avatar #135 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Acid would be perfectly fine if you understood the drug, and took it in the right conditions. You have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #136 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
So you think everyone who will try these drugs will know what they're doing. You dumbass, that's why they're illegal.
User avatar #137 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
You can't hold an entire nations hand. And from the looks of things, just because something is illegal, doesn't mean people aren't going to do it., and just because something is legal, doesn't mean everyone is going to do it. This authoritarian police state mentality is what got America so fucked up in the first place.
User avatar #138 - kaiizel (08/22/2013) [-]
You're a dipshit.
User avatar #139 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
Great rebuttal. You've really proven your point. I'll take that as you give up seeing as though you can't articulate your words correctly. You're just further proving my point, you really have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #145 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No, I can't be bothered to explain a point when you're that stupid. It's like talking to a wall.
User avatar #146 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Can't be bothered is just another way of saying you don't understand the subject you're talking about. And awh, you're calling me stupid. I guess you've completely given up any form of reasonable conversation, instead you've taken everything I've said personally. Maybe if you researched what you're talking about, then you'd be able to hold your own.
User avatar #147 - kaiizel (08/23/2013) [-]
No it isn't, you just proved you are closed minded. Good day. P.s. I only read the first sentence.
User avatar #148 - matthewfuckingmain (08/24/2013) [-]
Being close minded, and choosing a stance on something that makes the most sense in my opinion are two totally different things. You are for government control, and I'm not, and never will be. I'm not close minded, I've already considered your opinions, and unlike you, I read past your first sentence. Your immaturity is really showing. You need to grow up.
User avatar #149 - kaiizel (08/24/2013) [-]
They are illegal for a reason. If you don't mind bath salt users eating off people's faces then go to Mexico.
User avatar #150 - matthewfuckingmain (08/25/2013) [-]
If you don't mind authoritarian, government control, move to China. You're over generalizing everything I say. You seem to be as close minded as you pegged me to be.
User avatar #151 - kaiizel (08/25/2013) [-]
Not really, I'm not extreme. Or dumb.
User avatar #140 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
It's at that point that you just don't bother giving them a reply.
User avatar #141 - matthewfuckingmain (08/22/2013) [-]
It's because you aren't intelligent to keep arguing your point, because again, you have no clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #143 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm a different guy that you summoned, btw, if you didn't notice.
User avatar #142 - articulate (08/22/2013) [-]
I articulate myself very nicely, thank you very much.
User avatar #144 - matthewfuckingmain (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, didn't notice. Was caught up in the heat of the moment.
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