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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:7/09/2014
Location:kansas
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Content Ranking:#8028
Highest Content Rank:#3462
Highest Comment Rank:#3548
Content Thumbs: 839 total,  965 ,  126
Comment Thumbs: 3098 total,  3917 ,  819
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:80529
Times Content Favorited:118 times
Total Comments Made:1120
FJ Points:4065
Favorite Tags: k (4) | funny (3) | morbid (2)
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#18 - Well aren't you just a ******* player. I bet you…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Summer nights will never... +1
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User avatar #20 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
You're also not a grammar expert. Which makes me doubt your previous statement.
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User avatar #22 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
So you're just a liar? That's nice to know.
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User avatar #24 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
You're a lawyer. But aren't a liar. Okay, sure why not. Also, word choice has nothing to do with dyslexia. Neither does capitalizing the correct words.
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User avatar #28 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
So you're saying that since you prosecute the "bad guys" that should give you some points. Because all convicted people are automatically guilty. Yep, sounds about right.
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User avatar #30 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
So we should get rid of that rule because peoples emotions could get the best of them. Remember that if you become the "criminal" Works both ways Mr. "Lawyer."
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User avatar #32 - matthewfuckingmain (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes, it is more of philosophy. But all people in the justice system are innocent until proven guilty. But your analogy confuses me.
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#606 - **** my girlfriend. 08/01/2012 on worst case senario 0
#81 - Picture 08/01/2012 on This is a title +3
#282 - Picture 08/01/2012 on LOOL 0
#58 - That's just ******* swell. 07/31/2012 on free advice +7
#241 - Right click on the word when it has a red underline, and it wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on They are among us! +1
User avatar #242 - Fiffinono (07/31/2012) [-]
jeah it does if you have your Browser in english, but mine is german! I can switch, but i would have to switch constantly back and for thats a pain in the ass! Unless you can tell me a shortcut for switching between the autocorrect! :)
#343 - She said, "With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +7
User avatar #387 - poutinesalad (07/31/2012) [-]
Lol, although offensive to the general public, thats funny as hell. She gets an A+ in my book.
#37 - No one will take you seriously if you can't even take the time…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on They are among us! +3
User avatar #240 - Fiffinono (07/31/2012) [-]
well english is not my first language and "seriously" and also "language" are words which i write constantly wrong":/
User avatar #241 - matthewfuckingmain (07/31/2012) [-]
Right click on the word when it has a red underline, and it will correct it for you.
User avatar #242 - Fiffinono (07/31/2012) [-]
jeah it does if you have your Browser in english, but mine is german! I can switch, but i would have to switch constantly back and for thats a pain in the ass! Unless you can tell me a shortcut for switching between the autocorrect! :)
#36 - Comment deleted 07/30/2012 on They are among us! 0
#32 - We are all so proud of you have morals on the internet. Truly… 07/30/2012 on See you in hell +1
#88 - I was planning on fapping after one more post. Now it's going… 07/30/2012 on Cats +2
#1927 - Killing Floor. **** , I can't do a very good Engl… 07/30/2012 on Stuck in a game... +1
#90 - Boyfriends face when. 07/29/2012 on how to turn into a vampire 0
#25 - Once time used dish soap to fap with, because I was feeling &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on Truestorybro. +1
#29 - killyojoy (07/29/2012) [-]
Try using your spit it works for me!
#5 - >Implying numbers matter. 07/29/2012 on Grandpa +1
#77 - Because people know their sexual identity at seven. 07/29/2012 on Disappointment. +9
#770 - Picture 07/27/2012 on Anyone Looking A Hawt Date? -1
#884 - Comment deleted 07/27/2012 on Idiot +3
#17 - Picture 07/26/2012 on Poor Snake.... 0
#78 - Picture 07/25/2012 on Those bastards +2
#23 - ... Howard Stern has fans?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH... -1
User avatar #25 - nothingatall (07/24/2012) [-]
Howard Stern has fans, that fucker is hilarious, but i also like ponies, and dilligaf about his opinion, particularly when I know how he is with anything and everything? not a chance
#244 - People will make fun of everything. It's sad what happened, b… 07/24/2012 on Batman Jokes -1
#75 - Picture 07/23/2012 on Morbid for creepy crawler... +3
#466 - I won't get any thumb? Forgot the S there champ. No, I say i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on FUCK YOU. +4
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#458 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2012 on FUCK YOU. +10
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User avatar #466 - matthewfuckingmain (07/23/2012) [-]
I won't get any thumb? Forgot the S there champ. No, I say it because he is bitching about someone getting thumbs using his comments. Who cares? Not me. Also, you sound a bit young to be on this site.
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#462 - reaperslayer (07/23/2012) [-]
i'd say who the fuck installed norton antivirus on the matrix
User avatar #468 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
Dude I fucking hate Norton.
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