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#187 - I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religio… 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
#182 - It's a site that has many offensive jokes. About minorities, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
User avatar #186 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, and I'm ok with that. I'm Jewish and I'm fine with all the jokes made about the Holocaust and whatnot, but I'm just saying that people get so worked up whenever a woman is mentioned. I'm not saying stop, I just want people to be a bit nicer to everyone. I understand that this is a site about jokes and it's never politically correct, I'm just saying that I feel that it is a bit much at this point, that's all.
User avatar #187 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religion a day. No cares about the religious feelings. They say it's a joke, deal with it. But suddenly a few women are acting like the jokes are too much. People are people. They won't let up on religious jokes, and they won't let up on jokes about women.
#172 - This is a fucking site called Funnyjunk. Not Politically Active Junk.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
User avatar #180 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
No, you are right in that sense certainly, but there still are plenty of female viewers on this site that I feel would be polarized by it after a while. I'm not saying to get rid of the jokes all together, but I just think we should let up a bit.
User avatar #182 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a site that has many offensive jokes. About minorities, about religions, about women. It's comedy. Ignore the shit you don't like, laugh at the shit you do. Not that hard.
User avatar #186 - brockyboi (05/14/2013) [-]
I know, and I'm ok with that. I'm Jewish and I'm fine with all the jokes made about the Holocaust and whatnot, but I'm just saying that people get so worked up whenever a woman is mentioned. I'm not saying stop, I just want people to be a bit nicer to everyone. I understand that this is a site about jokes and it's never politically correct, I'm just saying that I feel that it is a bit much at this point, that's all.
User avatar #187 - matthewfuckingmain (05/14/2013) [-]
I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religion a day. No cares about the religious feelings. They say it's a joke, deal with it. But suddenly a few women are acting like the jokes are too much. People are people. They won't let up on religious jokes, and they won't let up on jokes about women.
#171 - 135. Where are my complementary slaves? 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win +1
#58 - Picture 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? +2
#44 - Damn last time I did that I woke up with two watermelons strap… 05/12/2013 on Trip Out 0
#30 - Joke is that if the shit you see is true, then you're hallucin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Clairvoyant +54
User avatar #36 - xeternalx (05/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#27 - You're hallucinating too? Not good, you should see a doctor.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Clairvoyant +46
#29 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2013) [-]
how is that hallucinations if this shit comes true.
That's called clairvoyance.
#139 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
No its still called a hallucination. Part of the hallucination was convincing yourself that you had already seen/predicted what just happened.

I don't know if your trolling or if you really are that fucked in the head...seriously if you honestly think you are clairvoyant you need medical help, lots of it.
#93 - turtletroll (05/12/2013) [-]
You should probably stop the shit talking
#89 - srapture (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - matthewfuckingmain (05/12/2013) [-]
Joke is that if the shit you see is true, then you're hallucinating. I guess clairvoyance doesn't help you see the meaning of jokes.
User avatar #36 - xeternalx (05/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#21 - Why the fuck would a free man ever go to that shit hole almost… 05/10/2013 on Americans 0
#23 - Still aren't over your teen angst yet? 05/10/2013 on He's right... +1
#37 - Because they wanted to.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Tumblrblrblrblrblr +5
#52 - N. Korean citizen (05/09/2013) [-]
Fucking love that band
#74 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Blood Dragon +2
#9 - Sorry about that, I didn't see the full one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Dick Resistance 0
User avatar #10 - therealtjthemedic (05/06/2013) [-]
It's cool bro.
#30 - Amphibious Assault. 05/03/2013 on Gone with the Blastwave 0
#181 - If you couldn't tell that the original statement was a joke, t… 05/03/2013 on Feels -1
#146 - Somebody states their beliefs and you automatically feel the n…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Feels +1
#168 - spiderinbasement (05/03/2013) [-]
No. I could care less if someone just simply stated it, but straight up saying "Dear Atheists, if god isn't real then why the bible?" Is like me saying "Dear Christians, if god is real then why dinosaur fossils?" and I'd instantly start a huge debate over atheism and Christianity, and it would be mostly accepted because Christians are butthurt over an atheist saying that god isn't real, and they'd probably be a lot less civil than I am being, but it's not acceptable for me to debate with someone over them smashing what I believe, and after its been said that they were kidding I apologize?
User avatar #181 - matthewfuckingmain (05/03/2013) [-]
If you couldn't tell that the original statement was a joke, then you were looking for a fight. I'm a Christian and I don't get mad over someone expressing their different beliefs. It's a part of life. I'm not saying to not debt something, I'm saying you're on a site meant for comedy, and you're taking the comments too seriously.
User avatar #165 - flifli (05/03/2013) [-]
don't stop him religious shit stomrs are fun to read
#170 - spiderinbasement (05/03/2013) [-]
And no I'm not being a shit stormer, I just want to get my point across to someone smashing what I believe.
User avatar #175 - flifli (05/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what a joke is?
#432 - Felt like I was the only one on this site that was against abortion. 05/03/2013 on Bieber +2
#209 - I remember it from UT2004.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Vegans 0
User avatar #210 - isomeras (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll remember it from 2003 since that's the one I played. Thanks :D
#56 - Picture 04/30/2013 on End of ep, good feels. Then... +1
#131 - <Implying I leave my house 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming 0
#130 - <Implying I leave my house 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming 0
#126 - Why would I call everyone a nigger when not everyone is a nigg…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming 0
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User avatar #128 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
You just said you say nigger, you didn't specify towards who you were saying it to so let me rephrase. Go into public and call everyone who you think is a nigger a nigger. You sound like you're tough enough, or do you just have big balls over the internet?
User avatar #131 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
<Implying I leave my house
#123 - I'm not for gay married, I'm not atheist, I don't like Obama…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming +2
User avatar #125 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
Ok, go into public and call everyone a nigger and see how right you are.
User avatar #126 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
Why would I call everyone a nigger when not everyone is a nigger? That's just rude.
#130 - matthewfuckingmain has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
You just said you say nigger, you didn't specify towards who you were saying it to so let me rephrase. Go into public and call everyone who you think is a nigger a nigger. You sound like you're tough enough, or do you just have big balls over the internet?
User avatar #131 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
<Implying I leave my house
#120 - So he is a nigger, but their is no point in saying nigger, bec…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming +3
User avatar #121 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
and you fit into the funnyjunk user stereotype.
User avatar #123 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not for gay married, I'm not atheist, I don't like Obama as a president, but yes, since I say nigger, that makes me a childish, stereotypical FJ user. That makes you a politically correct, opinionated cunt.
User avatar #125 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
Ok, go into public and call everyone a nigger and see how right you are.
User avatar #126 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
Why would I call everyone a nigger when not everyone is a nigger? That's just rude.
#130 - matthewfuckingmain has deleted their comment.
User avatar #128 - ninjalazor (04/26/2013) [-]
You just said you say nigger, you didn't specify towards who you were saying it to so let me rephrase. Go into public and call everyone who you think is a nigger a nigger. You sound like you're tough enough, or do you just have big balls over the internet?
User avatar #131 - matthewfuckingmain (04/26/2013) [-]
<Implying I leave my house
#184 - You can own machine guns in Arizona, they are regulated under … 04/26/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
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