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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
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#144 - I don't smoke, but I support it's legalization. 3 hours ago on Faceboob +5
#104 - 0/10 05/20/2013 on My Dog, Follow Up 0
#11 - Everything is funny when you're on drugs. 05/19/2013 on Cyanide and Happiness -3
#9 - Lol I live in Kansas.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Cyanide and Happiness -3
User avatar #10 - zomaru (05/19/2013) [-]
And..... How is that funny?
User avatar #11 - matthewfuckingmain (05/19/2013) [-]
Everything is funny when you're on drugs.
#631998 - I know the manga recently got updated, like a few months ago. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #632007 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but Hiroe sure is taking his sweet ass time. It will be a long time till we see a proper 3rd adaption.
#631993 - So Black Lagoon. Anyone think they're going to make a third season?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #632112 - MillionsKnives (05/19/2013) [-]
As soon as we get FMP season 4, Haruhi s3, and S&W season 3, maybe, just maybe, we'll get s3 of Black Lagoon.
User avatar #632004 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, Hiroe, the mangaka, just came off of hiatus, and the Roberta's Blood Trail OVAs caught the anime up to the manga almost entirely aside from five chapters, so we won't see another season for probably four years. That's of course assuming that lazy-ass Hiroe churns out a chapter every month like he's supposed to.
User avatar #631995 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Of course, after we get more manga material that is.
User avatar #631998 - matthewfuckingmain (05/19/2013) [-]
I know the manga recently got updated, like a few months ago. At least the OVA's are being dubbed in English.
User avatar #632007 - senjougahara (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah but Hiroe sure is taking his sweet ass time. It will be a long time till we see a proper 3rd adaption.
#6 - I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember ev…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#4 - So is half the shit on this website. Haven't seen it on this …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #5 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It was up about a month ago
User avatar #6 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember every single picture I see.
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#2 - Picture posted on /k/. I did not ask annon's name, sorry.  [+] (16 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Berry Picker As Fuck 0
User avatar #3 - dracodiabolus (05/15/2013) [-]
The story is old as fuck
User avatar #4 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
So is half the shit on this website. Haven't seen it on this site, thought it was funny.
User avatar #5 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It was up about a month ago
User avatar #6 - matthewfuckingmain (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't visit this site on a daily bases, nor do I remember every single picture I see.
User avatar #7 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I do!!! It's because I have no life, or job, or friends... All I have is FJ, and my comments to keep my company...
User avatar #8 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
You know your comments don't love you...
Don't even try to lie to yourself like that.
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
I know they don't love me, but company is company... it's the reason I don't kill the spiders in my house :/
#10 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
"spiders"
C'mon, stop trying, we're not going to buy any of your shit, you are forever alone and you should feel bad.
#11 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's true, Gerry bit me a year ago. It hurt, and scarred, but being my only pal I couldn't find it in me to kill him.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
^Actual brown recluse bite on my calf, scar is the size of a quarter
User avatar #13 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
shit what's the treatment for that?
We had them at work ( i worked at a mine-site) and we got more warnings and lectures on them than all the other spiders and snakes combined.
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
There is none, just preemptive antibiotics to keep away secondary infections. Basically, it feels like someone has set your entire limb (leg in my case) on fire, and by the time the pain hits you already have a blister somewhere between the size of a quarter and a half dollar. It eventually pops, and your skin essentially rots away until the scab forms and turns to a scar. BUT, everyone reacts differently. That was just my personal experience.
User avatar #15 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck, you got lucky because we were told that sometimes treatment doesn't work and your skin starts to die, not even rot just dies.
User avatar #17 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
It's called necrosis. Brown recluse's trademark.
User avatar #18 - GnRNoD (05/15/2013) [-]
i do not like spiders...
I also don't like necrosis.
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/15/2013) [-]
Both are bad, agreed.
#187 - I see a joke about women a day, and I see a joke about religio… 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win 0
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