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#23 - brendan is a based god, really recommend you read his spectator stuff 07/01/2016 on brexit bet 0
#308 - Okay fine take Christians out of it purely for a point of sema…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... 0
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#321 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
well progressives say fuck white men every day .

The problem with Islam is it has so many passages from the prophet Muhammad that can be used to justify the actions of extremists and the culture Muslims have created in the middle is one of hatred,violence and barbarism .
#307 - I would argue a great deal of Muslims don't choose their ideol…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... 0
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#322 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
no most aren't beheading extremists but they are fine with letting extremists behead you if you don't convert.
#267 - Side note: I'm pretty sure the ********* generated on this sit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... 0
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#294 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
false comparison !

you choose your ideologies you don't choose what gender you are born.

Also a much greater percentage of Muslims are extremists than men are rapist .
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#307 - mattempire (05/14/2016) [-]
I would argue a great deal of Muslims don't choose their ideology, it's what they've been brought up with and they either don't know any different or they're forced into Islam by the devout scumbags (again I'm not saying that the devout, extremist scumbags don't exist, the point of this post was to share my opinion that the vast majority aren't beheading, paedophilic extremist scumbags) If that's all your exposed to then it's all you know. The same could be said for any ideology, religious or otherwise.

And I don't really see how the proportions are relevant? In both cases it's a miniscule percentage, my point being it's not okay to say all men are rapists and it's not okay to say all Muslims are terrorists. In the same way it's not okay or even factually correct to say all white people will shoot up schools or all black people are criminals.

Also I'd love to see some proof for that statement that the rate of extremism amongst Muslims is higher than the rapist rate amongst men. And when I say proof I mean proof, don't send me breitbart or daily mail or whatever.
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#322 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
no most aren't beheading extremists but they are fine with letting extremists behead you if you don't convert.
#266 - But we just need some moderation. I’m not a racist, I’m a …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... +1
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#267 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
Side note: I'm pretty sure the shitstorm generated on this site when a feminist says "a few men rape so we should hate all men" is visible from space.

But it's okay for some of you guys to say "a few muslims are terrorists/murderers/paedophiles so we should hate all Muslims, they aren't compatible with our society".
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#294 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
false comparison !

you choose your ideologies you don't choose what gender you are born.

Also a much greater percentage of Muslims are extremists than men are rapist .
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#307 - mattempire (05/14/2016) [-]
I would argue a great deal of Muslims don't choose their ideology, it's what they've been brought up with and they either don't know any different or they're forced into Islam by the devout scumbags (again I'm not saying that the devout, extremist scumbags don't exist, the point of this post was to share my opinion that the vast majority aren't beheading, paedophilic extremist scumbags) If that's all your exposed to then it's all you know. The same could be said for any ideology, religious or otherwise.

And I don't really see how the proportions are relevant? In both cases it's a miniscule percentage, my point being it's not okay to say all men are rapists and it's not okay to say all Muslims are terrorists. In the same way it's not okay or even factually correct to say all white people will shoot up schools or all black people are criminals.

Also I'd love to see some proof for that statement that the rate of extremism amongst Muslims is higher than the rapist rate amongst men. And when I say proof I mean proof, don't send me breitbart or daily mail or whatever.
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#322 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
no most aren't beheading extremists but they are fine with letting extremists behead you if you don't convert.
#264 - What I’m most ashamed to say is that these comps and current…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... 0
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#266 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
But we just need some moderation. I’m not a racist, I’m a realist. Is the current migration crisis going to end in disaster if it carries on uncontrolled? Definitely. We will end up with millions of people, though not every single refugee/migrant, who believe the word and law of the Qur’an and don’t know any different. That isn’t compatible with our society. Merkel will most likely be slaughtered in the next elections for forcing this on the people of Germany and Europe, provided the populous wake up and smell the coffee and realise that criticising the migration doesn’t amount to racism. And if it does carry on, like in Sweden, and the pc brigade demand we all keep our heads down and accept our multiculturalism, Europe will be wrecked.
Is my first thought after a terrorist attack “It was probably Muslims”? You bet. And the statistics would agree with me. Is my second thought “Oh I really feel sorry for Muslims because they’ll be wrongly persecuted”? No. Like every other normally functioning emotional human being my thoughts are with those affected, their families and loved ones, religious or otherwise. Are all Muslims terrorists? No, not by a long shot. Assuming every Muslim wants to behead us on the street is racist. Are all terrorists Muslims? Almost entirely. Can we defeat terrorists with hugs? No of course not, they need to be bombed the shit out of. But can we prevent people being radicalised in our countries and running off to isis to get bombed by us by stopping this blatant anti-muslim racism? Maybe not all of them but it would definitely help.
Now can we apply the same thought process to us? Are all Atheists overweight, fedora sporting neckbeards? No. Do we all go and tell everyone that God isn’t real and we should all embrace Atheism? No. Are all white people going to go and shoot up schools? No. Are all black people weed smoking criminals? No.
So why does the same logic not apply to your views towards Muslims?
Anyway, rant over, that’s my opinion. I fully embrace my red thumb shower.
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#267 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
Side note: I'm pretty sure the shitstorm generated on this site when a feminist says "a few men rape so we should hate all men" is visible from space.

But it's okay for some of you guys to say "a few muslims are terrorists/murderers/paedophiles so we should hate all Muslims, they aren't compatible with our society".
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#294 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
false comparison !

you choose your ideologies you don't choose what gender you are born.

Also a much greater percentage of Muslims are extremists than men are rapist .
User avatar
#307 - mattempire (05/14/2016) [-]
I would argue a great deal of Muslims don't choose their ideology, it's what they've been brought up with and they either don't know any different or they're forced into Islam by the devout scumbags (again I'm not saying that the devout, extremist scumbags don't exist, the point of this post was to share my opinion that the vast majority aren't beheading, paedophilic extremist scumbags) If that's all your exposed to then it's all you know. The same could be said for any ideology, religious or otherwise.

And I don't really see how the proportions are relevant? In both cases it's a miniscule percentage, my point being it's not okay to say all men are rapists and it's not okay to say all Muslims are terrorists. In the same way it's not okay or even factually correct to say all white people will shoot up schools or all black people are criminals.

Also I'd love to see some proof for that statement that the rate of extremism amongst Muslims is higher than the rapist rate amongst men. And when I say proof I mean proof, don't send me breitbart or daily mail or whatever.
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#322 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
no most aren't beheading extremists but they are fine with letting extremists behead you if you don't convert.
#263 - warning rant ahead Here's my problem with these posts…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Islam comp:We must end this... 0
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#293 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
FJ has literally been calling all Christians shit for 6+ year where the fuck have you been ?
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#308 - mattempire (05/14/2016) [-]
Okay fine take Christians out of it purely for a point of semantics, would we be saying fuck all white people if a group of white shitbag thugs, religious or otherwise, beat up a kid unprovoked?
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#321 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
well progressives say fuck white men every day .

The problem with Islam is it has so many passages from the prophet Muhammad that can be used to justify the actions of extremists and the culture Muslims have created in the middle is one of hatred,violence and barbarism .
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#264 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
What I’m most ashamed to say is that these comps and current anti-muslim sentiment going around fj, where it’s okay to just be overtly racist rather than being funny, has become ingrained in me. This year I’ve noticed that I’ve gone into placements where my supervisor or patients have an Asian-sounding name and I’ve gone “oh it’s a sodding Muslim this will be some child-raping nutjob”. And obviously they haven’t been. They’ve been (mostly) normal people. Because the vast majority of Muslims are normal everyday people.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had patients who have been at the receiving end of the extreme views of Islam, I’m definitely not saying that categorically all aspects of the religion is all peace and love. I’ve had women come and see my doctor who are just breaking down in tears because they’re talking about domestic abuse and the oppression they have because their scumbag husband is so devoutly Muslim that he’ll beat her if she disobeys him or leaves the house without him or his permission. One woman openly said to my doctor and me that she’d be beaten when she went home because she came to the doctors without telling her husband. In some of the more devout families the most senior man is the head of the family and will have to come with all patients when they visit the doctor because all news has to be delivered to him. We had to tell a young Muslim woman, through her grandfather who came because of his seniority, that she was pregnant. He backhanded her the moment they stepped out the room because a) unmarital sex is bad (especially for women) and b) the father of the baby was a non-muslim.
But I’ve also seen the most irresponsible Christian parents refuse treatment for their child because they wanted to pray instead. One of the kids I saw came with her mother because she had what turned out to be glandular fever. Simple to treat with antibiotics, but the mum refused because she said that she and her daughter would just pray the illness away. On follow up it turned out that the daughter’s glandular fever got so bad without the antibiotics that it caused permanent scarring of her larynx and she’ll now have a hoarse voice for the rest of her life. It sounds minor but I can’t stress enough that she would’ve been totally fine without her and her mother’s religious views.
I’ve sat and cried in resus after two Jehovah’s Witnesses refused a blood transfusion for their 20 year old son who’d been in a car crash and had a massive internal haemorrhage, they also refused surgery to fix the bleed because that would’ve required blood as well; then produced the necessary legal documents to show that this was what their son “wanted”. We supported him the best we could but he died a few hours later; sure the parents were devastated but their religious views (and the car crash) killed their son. And do you know who sat with me and comforted both the parents and me? A Muslim registrar. And it’s not just confined to religion, I’ve seen 100% atheists refuse modest treatment in favour of homeopathy which stuff like mumsnet says works loads better than anything doctors could give.
But we can’t sit here and judge Muslims, Christians or Atheists, or anyone else for that matter, based off a few stories and hyperbole that we hear now and then. I can appreciate that given what we see every day in the media, we could have the view that Muslims aren’t compatible with our society, and if all we saw was the scumbags of the religion you’d believe it. And for a long time I did believe it.
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#266 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
But we just need some moderation. I’m not a racist, I’m a realist. Is the current migration crisis going to end in disaster if it carries on uncontrolled? Definitely. We will end up with millions of people, though not every single refugee/migrant, who believe the word and law of the Qur’an and don’t know any different. That isn’t compatible with our society. Merkel will most likely be slaughtered in the next elections for forcing this on the people of Germany and Europe, provided the populous wake up and smell the coffee and realise that criticising the migration doesn’t amount to racism. And if it does carry on, like in Sweden, and the pc brigade demand we all keep our heads down and accept our multiculturalism, Europe will be wrecked.
Is my first thought after a terrorist attack “It was probably Muslims”? You bet. And the statistics would agree with me. Is my second thought “Oh I really feel sorry for Muslims because they’ll be wrongly persecuted”? No. Like every other normally functioning emotional human being my thoughts are with those affected, their families and loved ones, religious or otherwise. Are all Muslims terrorists? No, not by a long shot. Assuming every Muslim wants to behead us on the street is racist. Are all terrorists Muslims? Almost entirely. Can we defeat terrorists with hugs? No of course not, they need to be bombed the shit out of. But can we prevent people being radicalised in our countries and running off to isis to get bombed by us by stopping this blatant anti-muslim racism? Maybe not all of them but it would definitely help.
Now can we apply the same thought process to us? Are all Atheists overweight, fedora sporting neckbeards? No. Do we all go and tell everyone that God isn’t real and we should all embrace Atheism? No. Are all white people going to go and shoot up schools? No. Are all black people weed smoking criminals? No.
So why does the same logic not apply to your views towards Muslims?
Anyway, rant over, that’s my opinion. I fully embrace my red thumb shower.
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#267 - mattempire (05/13/2016) [-]
Side note: I'm pretty sure the shitstorm generated on this site when a feminist says "a few men rape so we should hate all men" is visible from space.

But it's okay for some of you guys to say "a few muslims are terrorists/murderers/paedophiles so we should hate all Muslims, they aren't compatible with our society".
User avatar
#294 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
false comparison !

you choose your ideologies you don't choose what gender you are born.

Also a much greater percentage of Muslims are extremists than men are rapist .
User avatar
#307 - mattempire (05/14/2016) [-]
I would argue a great deal of Muslims don't choose their ideology, it's what they've been brought up with and they either don't know any different or they're forced into Islam by the devout scumbags (again I'm not saying that the devout, extremist scumbags don't exist, the point of this post was to share my opinion that the vast majority aren't beheading, paedophilic extremist scumbags) If that's all your exposed to then it's all you know. The same could be said for any ideology, religious or otherwise.

And I don't really see how the proportions are relevant? In both cases it's a miniscule percentage, my point being it's not okay to say all men are rapists and it's not okay to say all Muslims are terrorists. In the same way it's not okay or even factually correct to say all white people will shoot up schools or all black people are criminals.

Also I'd love to see some proof for that statement that the rate of extremism amongst Muslims is higher than the rapist rate amongst men. And when I say proof I mean proof, don't send me breitbart or daily mail or whatever.
User avatar
#322 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2016) [-]
no most aren't beheading extremists but they are fine with letting extremists behead you if you don't convert.
#209886 - so pick up an acr and go with her! not to poke …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#209892 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
no, i cant, im a blind asthmatic no branch will take me.
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#209973 - usarmyexplain (03/20/2016) [-]
Motherfucker, the army will. Write to your congressmen and ask for a waiver.
#209883 - define a few years not saying there's a limit on time…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#209885 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
shes going to be in the marines and im broke af.
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#209886 - mattempire (03/20/2016) [-]
so pick up an acr and go with her!

not to poke fun, but idk. unless you have it in you to join up and go with her? (i have no clue how the armed forces work) otherwise let her go and trust her or let her go and do what she thinks is best; i'm assuming she can't duck out of a deployment
#209892 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
no, i cant, im a blind asthmatic no branch will take me.
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#209973 - usarmyexplain (03/20/2016) [-]
Motherfucker, the army will. Write to your congressmen and ask for a waiver.
#209884 - anon (03/20/2016) [-]
2-3 years.
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