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mattdoggy

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/28/2011
Location:USA
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So i can just write anything here and it will show up on my profile?

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#12 - It's sad because they probably learned this through watching t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Things aint OK in Elmo's World 0
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#17 - hairycheeseball (01/07/2016) [-]
You mean parent
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#27 - xXMAQXx (01/08/2016) [-]
to be more specific her mother
#6 - She gets her looks from her Father 01/07/2016 on Japan +9
#11 - They are Aqua Zorbing, just like regular zorb… 01/07/2016 on Fun with giant ball +1
#10 - maybe?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Fun with giant ball +5
#24 - qmac (01/08/2016) [-]
no
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#12 - commoncrunch (01/07/2016) [-]
i don't know
#25 - qmac (01/08/2016) [-]
no
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#18 - loganmadder (01/08/2016) [-]
could you repeat the question?
#26 - qmac (01/08/2016) [-]
no
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#20 - hurpfry (01/08/2016) [-]
no
#27 - qmac (01/08/2016) [-]
exactly no
#42 - Just a banana spider or golden orb weaver if you are fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Cute Spider 0
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#49 - midgetmistro (01/07/2016) [-]
I always thought orb weavers were supposed to be giant poisonous assholes?
#56 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
nope, we have Orb Weavers in pa (but ours have the larger abdomen), they're harmless and actually really pretty.
#14 - Oi least he went out like the wanka he was 01/07/2016 on Why NSFW belongs in NSFW 0
#9 - Comment deleted 01/07/2016 on Tightrope... 0
#24 - I wanted to do open a small business that surveys properties w… 01/07/2016 on Post your business idea 0
#111 - Having had a few of these happen i can just say this … 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 +1
#44 - a button to take us to a random users profile 01/07/2016 on give me easy ideas for my... 0
#19 - You make me not want to have daughters  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on dat booty +4
#20 - pyrain (01/07/2016) [-]
I have a daughter, she's 3 months old and I'll kill her if I find out she over does this
#24 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
My sisters TRY to get their children to twerk.
Seeing my nieces and nephews twerking kills me on the inside.
#29 - anlbomber (01/07/2016) [-]
Call child services.
#25 - pyrain (01/07/2016) [-]
Sir,
Your sisters need to be shot and buried.
#10 - That picture is 2015 01/07/2016 on 21st century in a nutshell 0
#43 - prayin for my boy Sweden 01/07/2016 on SY 0
#8 - Wouldn't that be great if dying worked like that As s… 01/07/2016 on terrorist/10 +8
#23 - >Britain obviously they have potions with all thei…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run... +2
#39 - insanefreak (01/07/2016) [-]
Don't forget Merlin.
It pains me to see people think of UK and magic and think of Harry Potter before the historical mage.
I am a history nerd with a fascination for mythological figures.
#31 - Broke up with the last one and went after the wrong one. Now a… 01/07/2016 on GF 0
#32 - "studies say no and that idiots will click on anything th… 01/07/2016 on Marriage in 2016 +3
#8 - It's ok kitty, i touch the screen when i see his picture too 01/07/2016 on My cat loves glorious... 0
#38 - **mattdoggy used "*roll picture*"** **mattdoggy rolled ima… 01/07/2016 on Hey guys im a dad 0
#39 - I hate that the bro has to endure that Still has to endure…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Sad. Just fucking sad. +1
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#40 - deathstare (01/07/2016) [-]
IT MAKES IT WORSE! I can't believe they have him go to school! Unless it was his choice, it's cruel. Braces must have been his choice too, because the agony from braces does NOT compliment the agony of the disease.
#65 - I demand notifications when this epic saga continues 01/07/2016 on Best Armor 0
#37 - ask admin for help  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Best Armor 0
#38 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
He calls you a faggot. You get back on your feet.
#39 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Use rope as bandage
#40 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It's still stuck. How the fuck did you manage this?
#41 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Bleeding stopped, one problem down. Climb up rope, hold onto branch and retrieve mouse
#44 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You pull yourself over the branch and untangle the mouse. It is still attached to you. You stand up and look over the edge to see a very interested wolf.
#47 - lufdne (01/07/2016) [-]
Eat some of the mouse to gain hp. Give the rest to wolf to try to tame it.
#6 - Took me a little longer than i'd like to admit 01/07/2016 on Long time 0
#1 - I know that feel My last girlfriend left me because i… 01/07/2016 on /fit/ +66
#15 - I remember when i couldn't post this gif without getting banned  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Gecko lickers rejoice +7
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#24 - garymuthafuknoak (01/07/2016) [-]
I remember thumbing up this gif and getting banned for it
#21 - kameken (01/07/2016) [-]
That lizard is not having any of it.
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