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mattdoggy

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#26 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2013 on I have a boner +46
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#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on I have a boner +39
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#83 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on daaw +35
#223 - desadaptado (01/27/2013) [-]
i just watched that movie for the first time a month ago, i am a 20 year old man guy, and god dammit i just felt like shit in that scene, even remembering makes me sad again
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#209 - vigorion (01/27/2013) [-]
Goddammit! Now my wife is crying!
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#108 - meettehmedic (01/27/2013) [-]
please no..
#108 - the aircraft catapult is the slide built into the deck of the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Big-ass guns 0
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#142 - itsmewaffle (01/27/2013) [-]
I know what it is I just have no idea how to strap a football to one and watch it fly back onto the ship.
#2 - Of course it would be everything there is a damn snake … 01/27/2013 on whats your plan +17
#8 - Some fun facts about these bad boy ships as told to me by my n…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Big-ass guns +53
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#103 - itsmewaffle (01/27/2013) [-]
"The same thing can happen when you put a football on the catapult of an aircraft carrier."

How would this be possible with an aircraft catapult?
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#108 - mattdoggy (01/27/2013) [-]
the aircraft catapult is the slide built into the deck of the ship to launch the jets off and give them extra lift. You can launch a huge amount of weight a long range. They use to show off their catapults by putting a football onto the little wheel carriage that slings the aircrafts wheels, and watching it go up and out. To prove the ships speed also, they would steam into the wind. The ball will naturally fall back towards the point it came from if launched into the wind, and the ship moving forward can close the distance. If done just right the ball falls back to the deck.
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#142 - itsmewaffle (01/27/2013) [-]
I know what it is I just have no idea how to strap a football to one and watch it fly back onto the ship.
#21 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
First comment is false
The Iowa Class has been brought out of retirment several times, the last time was back in the 1990s during Desert Storm
Cool Story bro
There is no way for the shell to be accurat enough to hit a dime, however, the gun would be accurate enough land close enough for the dime to be in the blast radius.
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#12 - Muppetz (01/27/2013) [-]
My buddy has some crazy stories from his time on a super carrier.
The Navy is alright in my book. They're good dudes.
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#20 - Endofzeeworld (01/27/2013) [-]
Dad was on the Enterpirse, first Nuke ship ever.
He still says he fucking hates it.
Probably because its a nuke ship.
#35 - greenlaredot (01/27/2013) [-]
The Enterprise wasnt a nuke ship. it might have been used at one point to transport the atom bombs but that doesnt make it a nuke ship. it was a air craft carrier and nothing more.
#101 - mrmcput (01/27/2013) [-]
There's been more than one Enterprise.
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#38 - Endofzeeworld (01/27/2013) [-]
Nuke ship means that it was powered by a nuclear reactor, friend.
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#33 - senesse (01/27/2013) [-]
Probably because aircraft carriers suck for nuke engineers. Almost as shitty as subs.
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#23 - Muppetz (01/27/2013) [-]
I think they just recently retired the Enterprise.
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#24 - Endofzeeworld (01/27/2013) [-]
Yarp. Gonna anchor it somewhere and let it cool off.
#56 - That is one beautiful bolder 01/27/2013 on The pioneers are here. 0
#25 - I remember accidentally seeing this post in the newest uploads… 01/27/2013 on yes +17
#331 - Picture 01/27/2013 on 3 kinds of people +5
#50852 - 1. Don't be that guy: As much as you would like to be wild and…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#50882 - shutupandrapeme (01/26/2013) [-]
Thank you. That actually helps a lot.
#66145 - Long story short i'm a big texter, not a 24/7 kind of guy, but… 01/26/2013 on Social Board +1
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#50842 - I'd be game to listen stranger, feel free to send me a PM if y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#50854 - newbiedoobiedoo (01/26/2013) [-]
kassf

i posted my story
#50841 - The first step is admitting you got a problem, which you came … 01/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#66143 - Not at all imagine if a stranger came up and told you that… 01/26/2013 on Social Board +1
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#21 - Watched the first episode tried to deny it's epicness …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on My life +54
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#44 - darkroro (01/26/2013) [-]
Really you liked the first episode?With eccleston?I found it pretty bad,of cource after the first season i found the show pretty epic.
#7 - Over legos 01/25/2013 on Tumblr... +4
#15 - Stop posting, please i know you want to share every single…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on I....like....tacos......and... +5
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#16 - applejackhf (01/25/2013) [-]
Amen.
#21 - what...what is happening to me 01/25/2013 on How Long Can You Stare +22
#56 - Remember folks The number one producer and exporter of sla… 01/25/2013 on So you guys are really... +5
#10 - My team... every time  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Every Call of Duty. +24
#11 - karvarausku (01/25/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Coffee Dad ** Ditto
#34 - Believe that if you want that just means more waifus for me 01/25/2013 on You never. +3
#26 - 3spooky5me 01/25/2013 on Abandoned Amusement Parks +26
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