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So i can just write anything here and it will show up on my profile?
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| #5 - tfw no more eastern empire [+] (3 new replies) | 01/27/2014 on alright Ukraine, now you're... | +259 |
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| #16 - the content your comment thejo… | 01/27/2014 on Your pet peeves? | 0 |
| #15 - When i work very hard and study for some specific knowledge an… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2014 on Your pet peeves? | +1 |
| #8 - that doesn't bother me at all [+] (2 new replies) | 01/27/2014 on Your pet peeves? | 0 |
| #1 - is that cheating? can they do that? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2014 on Camping Amish Style | +2 |
| #29 - which part do you disagree with. Ive taken several word re… | 01/27/2014 on . | 0 |
| #9 - >crate full of good food, drinks, medical supplies, bug rep… | 01/27/2014 on deserted island | +8 |
| #97 - guy on the left | 01/27/2014 on Faces of FJ | +1 |
| #7 - whoever applied that paint go a little carried away It's a… | 01/27/2014 on don't you dare disagree... | +17 |
| #14 - birds of peace get eaten by sea and death birds time to mo… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/27/2014 on Irony at its best | +41 |
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| #18 - I had the same thoughts. Get a prostitute or porn star, take t… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/27/2014 on porny | 0 |
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| #24 - >Most wars: most wars are political, no major religion says… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/27/2014 on . | +4 |
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lolibear (01/27/2014) [-] >Most wars: Fair enough, but some wars have been started with this as a prime factor, particularly wars in Israel. >Crusades: Even if you want to believe that the reasons you listed were the prime reasons, clearly "claiming the holy land" had a huge influence in the wars. >Inquisition: Just because an idea is idiotic does not exempt it from being religious. >9/11: I can agree with this mostly, although it was religiously inspired, it's like saying columbine was inspired by video games. Maybe, but that doesn't make it evidence of any causation. >Arranged marriages/Blowing up girls schools/Ethnic cleansing/Honor Rape/Slavery/underaged sex: All cultures are formed by many factors, a prime of which is religion. some of these are even considered normal by the scriptures that define them. >Suppressing Women and Homosexuals: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all call homosexuality a sin, where some parts of all three deny the rights of women. >fatwas: same >Human sacrifice/Burning witches: Just because it isn't a major religion anymore doesn't mean it wasn't a major religion e.g. Aztecs Not only do most religions have really fucked up parts of scriptures that people intentionally sweep under the rug, people have used religion in many horrible ways to justify many horrible things. Just because it wasn't the original intent *or so you believe* does not make it any less influential. which part do you disagree with. Ive taken several word religion classes which outlined each of these points at least once in the course. All of these are common misconceptions that are incorrectly grouped together. Anytime someone claims to be a Christian and does something bad people assume that it is the Christian doing something bad, not just a bad person. That would be the equivalent of a homosexual man molesting a young boy and then i assume that every homosexual is a pedophile from now on. | ||
| #21 - so any action/group/creed that can cause pain/confusion/bad th… | 01/27/2014 on . | 0 |
| #1 - Comment deleted | 01/27/2014 on the masses | +14 |
| #39 - Thanks so much for making this, i'm glad it is finally gonna l… | 01/27/2014 on FunnyJunk Game Update | +1 |
| #38 - took three much acid smelling colors like shoes now | 01/27/2014 on Admin parties | +4 |
| #11 - >first day at college >first class is in thirty minu… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/25/2014 on Fact of the day. | +54 |
 During my first semester at college it was really cold one day and my professor tells the class "Alright guys, it's pretty damn cold today and I don't want to stand in this room talking the whole time since the heater is shot." Afterwards he just runs down the hall checking for empty classrooms and he ends up getting a classroom with a really nice heater in it. It was a good day. | ||
| #11 - i love you | 01/25/2014 on Fuck yeah, physics! | +50 |
| #7 - this is why i want to become an engineer [+] (13 new replies) | 01/25/2014 on Fuck yeah, physics! | +34 |
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tkfeng (01/26/2014) [-]  #28 -
anon (01/26/2014) [-] dude, there is nothing complicated going on here. This is some pretty basic stuff in the same manor as the hook that increases in tightness and pressure as the object it lifts increases in weight. All there really is too it is you fill the buckets with water then make it stop from falling by not permitting it to go down. #9 -
anon (01/25/2014) [-] shut the fuck up you sack of shit slob cunt, you are going to go no where in life, you might as well neck yourself right now you fucking dickhead. the day you become an engineer you fucking faggot cunt is the day hel freezes over you fucking hear me fuckwit? i dont think you fully understand how fucking much i despise you, you fucking peasant cunt, worthless piece of skin fuck. god damn i hate you. #13 -
dehnoobshow (01/25/2014) [-]  Oh my god, anon, you are so right! How did I never see that he's a faggot? You have enlightened me and should be praised as a god. | ||
| #9 - if you are going to get one, make sure you get two, they get loney [+] (1 new reply) | 01/25/2014 on HOLY FUCK....I WANT ONE! | +46 |
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| #4 - This is a good way to explain the evolution of porn watching … [+] (32 new replies) | 01/25/2014 on Sleepy time | +170 |
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thelycanstrain (01/26/2014) [-]  I started at the end haha. Who knows, maybe I'll wind up going in reverse like some Benjamin Button shit for porn.  Idk... I fap to the same shit as when the first puff of liquid nut smoke cascaded from my masterbatory body a half decade ago... Just rule 34 and emo, with phases of varying interest or disgust if there's a guy in the video. #9 -
easternigguh (01/25/2014) [-]   Depends which direction you go. From what I've seen, there are two main erotic directions. Once you become bored of the normal things, you either a) start to drift into weird anime type things (tentacles, vore, etc etc) or b) you get into the shadier route. You get into things like bestiality, people who only may be of legal age in any country, combinations of both, or the "this isn't even porn anymore" territory. At that time, it's unknowable what'll begin to get you off. I knew a guy who could only ever get off to architecture. #36 -
doctorprofessornv (01/26/2014) [-]   I'm fairly certain this is what happened to me. I became bored with regular stuff and moved through a bunch of different genres, each one lasting maybe 2 months, then I got to shemales. I remember my own reasoning for why it wasn't gay to jack it to shemales "hey, they look like 90% female so fuck it". And by now I'm bisexual. I mean, it's great and all that my standards are way lower because now I find a lot more people to be attractive but finding porn that suits my tastes is really difficult. (And by "now I find a lot more people to be attractive" I mean in real life. I see a lot of people I 5 years ago wouldn't even have considered as sexual partners. But when it comes to porn and masturbation I just get bored with a lot of stuff as I've grown extremely picky. (It's not so much about how they look like in the porn vids, it's more about how long the videos are, what positions the people are in, how well they do the sex stuff and how fast/slow the pacing is))  i sometimes come across porn vids where they try some diffrent fetishes and diffrent locations such as in a car, btw i also fap to futas but i know im not gay cause i could never see myself marrying a guy  Oh no, there is some decent scat stuff i've masturbated to guro is fucking crazy though thats my fave she can get torn apart but she can regenerate like wolverine  Yeah, i actually even got some feels when she was separated from that boy-servant or that other pet-girl died..... google it, in the last chapter, the president of the USA fucks a theoretically immortal fetus apart | ||
| #13 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 01/25/2014 on Burger | +3 |
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| #12 - food porn thread [+] (8 new replies) | 01/25/2014 on Burger | +9 |
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| #6 - that's true, thank goodness that those marines didn't decide t… | 01/25/2014 on Don't mess with marines. | 0 |
| #20 - If any of you out there are going through a hard time feel fre… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/25/2014 on Don't Do it | +9 |
 or let people figure it out for themselves to stop being emotional little pansies well it's not me trying to get red thumbs, i'm being serious. Not every negative opinion is a troll #326 -
rabidaardvark (01/26/2014) [-] No but openly calling people suffering from depression 'pansies' does scream 'bait'. If that really is your opinion the a) you have no empathy and b) thats an opinion you should keep to yourself unless you do want to be hated. this is the internet. You think i give a shit about little bitchy, edgy, angsty emo's hating me? Why are you all so self absorbed? #531 -
rabidaardvark (01/26/2014) [-] Then dont get so butthurt when people with actual empathy get annoyed with your asshole act then When people see other people getting showered in pity from others, they try to emulate that experience and completely convince themselves they're as depressed as that other individual, therefore require the same amount of attention or they have to kill themselves. That's why people who pity the idiots are just as idiotic #535 -
rabidaardvark (01/26/2014) [-] You clearly know absolutely nothing about depression then. While I agree that people pretending to be depressed just for attention deserve nothing, people actually suffering do need help. Sometimes, if a depression sufferer can be pulled through they can become very positive people, as happened with one of my friends. Saying that we should just leave them to kill themselves a) kinda justifies their poor view on the world and b) is a very shitty thing to say, and you may not care what people on the internet think of you but if you cant see how shitty that is you have a severe lack of self awareness. If I didnt know what it was like I would wish either you or someone you cared about suffered from depression so you could see what its, like. But I do, and I wouldnt wish that on anybody. I don't give enough of a shit to read all of that. That's how little i care. I already know it's going to be the bitchiest paragraph i'd read all day. | ||
