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#318 - usually people who are black, and when i say black i don't mea… 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
#22 - from the movie "now you see me" i think  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on No Fucks Given +13
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#37 - fapcat (08/19/2014) [-]
it is
#48 - >gunmen >in the middle of nowhere >you can he…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Balls of steel. +52
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#53 - heartbleed (08/19/2014) [-]
I think he was just doing that for intimidation. I don't see why you wouldn't have a round chambered already if you're going to assault someone.
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#113 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
early on in the assault the guy says "do you have a round in the chamber let me see it" and the gunman doesn't have one. It wasn't until he grabbed the shotgun barrel that the rifleman actually puts a round into the chamber. The guy talked about it in an interview
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#115 - heartbleed (08/19/2014) [-]
Ohhh okay.
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#79 - spacexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
The dude kinda leans over and looks at the rifle as he's working the bolt, he might have seen that there wasn't a round in it.
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#82 - heartbleed (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I watched it again and he's like "Where's your round, where's your round eh?". Those guys didn't have any ammo lol.
#108 - perfect comment you are lovely 08/19/2014 on 4chan hookup +2
#59 - true, the cops could have handled the situation better but… 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
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#17 - yes 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
#15 - She put the car into reverse after she started it up  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
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#16 - ProWig (08/19/2014) [-]
words are hard
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#17 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
yes
#13 - So here's the story >cops are doing stings on underage …  [+] (68 new replies) 08/19/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day +389
#320 - phoxic (08/19/2014) [-]
I hope this is the way it went down, but on the other hand it is the US so you never be certain.

Imagining either situation made me laugh hard so I don't really care which is true
#315 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Why did you keep mentioning she is white? I don't think that matters or is at all relevant. Would be the same story if it was a black girl except for the riots
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#318 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
usually people who are black, and when i say black i don't mean skin color but urban folk who are not very friendly towards the police, get in more trouble and over react in situations like this and it gets taken out of context

Like a few years back when a black girl assaulted an officer but they caught the officer punching the girl and it got taken out of context
#307 - deckbox (08/19/2014) [-]
i fucking hate americans

TL DR cops doing their jobs
#295 - fuckyallniggas (08/19/2014) [-]
Good thing she wasn't a black male, he would have been a "Criminal trying to escape"and not "scared for his life" huh?
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#284 - IamSofaKingdom (08/19/2014) [-]
Bunch of guys, not dressed as cops, come up to a girl in the evening with guns and demand she gets out of her car. That sounds like rape really and I can understand why she would be scared.
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#243 - themilkisdead (08/19/2014) [-]
In my opinion while the girl may have over-reacted, and she shouldn't be suing the cops. The cops are not right here, in fact they're really wrong.
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#242 - warbob (08/19/2014) [-]
sue HER for wasting the court and police's time
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#221 - rokkarokkaali (08/19/2014) [-]
Aren't you supposed to have badges or something when you're an undercover cop that you can take out and say,"look at shiny thing" while you shoot the gook?
#209 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
But isn't it still mayor overreaction to pull a gun on someone who (as they thoght) just bought a beer?

That's as if someone punched me in the face because it looked like I said something about their pink shoes.
#185 - lordofo (08/19/2014) [-]
>pulls out guns

Jep, just your average police officers pulling out guns on a 20 year old, because the situation really called for it.
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#175 - darrensankari (08/19/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#165 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
It raises the question of "undercover" police. This wouldnt be the first time that the questionable identity of the person claiming to be an officer has lead to an escalation of an otherwise innocent situation.

What i am curious about is why would the police try so hard? Lets assume she did have a can of beer, is that really worth the trouble over? Pulling a gun? You know her face and you have the car details.
You could easily look the person up at any other moment, at your own leisure without having to pull a gun out in public and risk letting the situation get out of hand.
#120 - misterfrog (08/19/2014) [-]
who the hell came up with 40 million dollars? wtf is that based on? it sounds like someone just pulled a random number out of their ass
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#186 - bobthedilder (08/19/2014) [-]
Outrageous number is for the headlines. It gains media traction, party sued settles out of court for way less.
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#294 - misterfrog (08/19/2014) [-]
aha i did not know that
#111 - terminalinfinity (08/19/2014) [-]
1. The "privileged white girl" was picking up cases of water for a benefit event for Alzheimer's research.


2. The due process clause of the fifth amendment requires that an officer have probable cause that a crime has been committed before a detainment can be made. Officers are not allowed to stop you on a whim, just to investigate, or confirm suspicion without articulable evidence. For suspicion of an underage person, an officer needs 2 things for a detainment: 1) Evidence that the purchase was alcohol, 2) evidence that the person was under 21. Simply being underage and making a purchase at a place that sells alcohol is not enough. This makes the entire stop illegal.

3)Officers are required to clearly identify themselves as police officers when making a detention. The officer should not have waited until she got in the car to identify himself verbally, because it can be hard to hear depending on how thick a car is insulated. The article says the officer followed her out of the store. How hard would it have been for him to say while she was walking to the car "Ma'am, Im a Police Officer. I need to see if you purchased alcohol". A badge is not enough. Many people who are not law enforcement are issued badges. Health inspectors in my state have badges with the state seal on it.

4) It wasn't the police who dropped the charges. The police only file the charges. The prosecutor who got the case decided there wasn't enough evidence for it to go to trial, probably because he realized the entire detainment wasn't legal, and by the fruit of the poisoned tree legal doctrine, all subsequent crimes were nullified. The state wasn't being kind by dropping the charges, they were doing because they HAD to

5)how hard would it be to have these officers in an unmarked car like they do for stings in my city? It takes the element of uncertainty out of it. When you get to your car, they pull up and box you in, with lights flashing, so you KNOW its the police.
#253 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
1. "Cases of water" - yes, because it's impossible to confuse beer with cans of water the girl is clearly not buying in bulk like any normal person would, i.e. the plastic bottle variety in a cardboard tray, covered in plastic.

2. 3. and 5. Do you know how a sting works? It goes beyond the use of unmarked cars and officers not in uniform.
#328 - terminalinfinity (08/20/2014) [-]
You fucking retard. I didnt say it wasnt impossible to confuse the two, but an officer needs EVIDENCE that something is alcoholic before he/she can stop you for it. They can stop you because your carrying a case of cans that MIGHT be beer. They have to have evidence it was beer. Being in cans is not evidence.

And a sting is however a department sets it up. Ive seen stings with cops on bikes, hotel stings etc. I know how a sting works, a lot more than you, because I work for a sheriff's office and graduated with my Bachelors in Criminal Justice Administration.

Take your ignorance elsewhere, fucktard.
#329 - terminalinfinity (08/20/2014) [-]
They Cant** stop you for it being it cans.
#181 - katothepotato (08/19/2014) [-]
1. Your comment deserves more thumbs


2. Have the webm version. It works outstandingly.
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#309 - diggytits (08/19/2014) [-]
Anyone have a link to this full movie? I haven't seen it in ages
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#267 - cmilanes (08/19/2014) [-]
holy fuck that webm made me lose my shit
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#144 - deadinferno (08/19/2014) [-]
Why has this not got more thumbs?
#254 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
because 1. wrong 2. stupid
#330 - terminalinfinity (08/20/2014) [-]
Your post was: 1. wrong 2. More wrong.
#116 - terminalinfinity (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh and she didnt get the 40 Million (LOL wat figure anyway) but she did get $212,000 wtvr.com/2014/07/31/virginia-abc-settles-lawsuit-with-uva-student-arrested-while-buying-sparkling-water/
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#108 - SteyrAUG (08/19/2014) [-]
Most of the time I give the police the benefit of the doubt, however in this situation there are several things that make this lawsuit warranted (not $40 million warranted, but warranted nonetheless). Consider the following:

-They were 20 year old girls that did absolutely nothing wrong
-7 ABC agents failed to identify the product as not beer, even though it is literally their job to identify alcoholic beverages
-Firearms were drawn and hoods were jumped on
-Scared people do stupid things, especially when being intimidated with firearms
-The ABC commissioner acknowledges that her agents fucked up and caused a simple situation to go bad.
-Being arrested and charged with two felony counts of assaulting an officer and one count of eluding an officer is not the proper way for the agents to handle their own fuck-up.

www.timesdispatch.com/news/state-regional/abc-official-acknowledges-errors-in-u-va-student-s-arrest/article_d41df17c-f3d2-54f4-a8a0-b5087c913f9c.html
#269 - cmilanes (08/19/2014) [-]
>"Firearms were drawn and hoods were jumped on" ...for some reason that just sounds absolutely hilarious. Thanks m8 i r8 8/8
#98 - daemascus (08/19/2014) [-]
ur right, its cause she white
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#89 - satansferret (08/19/2014) [-]
I honestly don't give a shit if they flashed badges. Undercover stings on non major offenses are extremely dangerous to both parties and can end horribly for no reason.
#82 - bioxx (08/19/2014) [-]
Sir; She feels wronged by the police. She was scared, they acted. Turning of events being incorrect on both ends. (I mean this as their "sting" came up as nothing more than canned water and dough, and her being scared that everything went so wrong, so fast.).
She has every right to sue. She was a scared civilian, they were muscling their way in (in her eyes) to her privacy. They took a risk not being 100% sure of her belongings. I suppose, though it might be their job, they took a risk and it bit them.
#300 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
I doubt they lose their job in this. It was definitely a mistake, and possibly suspension pending investigation, but they will likely get a slap on the wrist and change protocols on stings to avoid future PR nightmares.
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#319 - bioxx (08/19/2014) [-]
Probably a slap on the wrists and no more stings for a while.
#76 - jordatron (08/19/2014) [-]
carbonated water perhaps.
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#71 - timmywankenobi (08/19/2014) [-]
Also the cops tried to charge her with some trumped up shit to cover up their rambo escapades.

"The agents acted with actual malice, out of embarrassment and disgrace … and charged (Daly) with three felonies and did so out of anger and personal spite," the suit claims."

www.nydailynews.com/news/national/u-va-student-sues-state-40-million-arrest-buying-water-article-1.1738798
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#68 - timmywankenobi (08/19/2014) [-]
Execpt thats not what happened at all that's just how the police tell the story to make themselves look good. I have seen the live leak footage of the event and I assure you ,you are mistaken. She walked to her car got in and the cops went full Rambo on her and smashed her window and were waving guns everywhere and screaming.
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#57 - zuel (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes, her suing for 40 million dollars is ridiculous
But she wasn't freaking out for no good reason. Some criminals succeed greatly by claiming to be cops.
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#56 - scuzzlebut (08/19/2014) [-]
Put yourself into the shoes of a 20 year old girl: You're being followed by 3 older dudes through a parking lot late at night. They surround your car after you get in it and knock on the window. Now as you haven't committed a crime you're probably not expecting them to be undercover cops, and still might be pretty sketched even if a badge is flashed. Say all you want about how you'd act casually in the situation, but once the gun was pulled I don't think its unreasonable to panic.

The problem here is that the cops were just doing their jobs.I find it hard to understand why municipalities feel such a need to devote the resources for undercover cops to stake out liquor stores. Especially when it's with the sole purpose of busting kids who are within years of an unrealistic age minimum.

$40 million a lil' ridonkulous tho
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#83 - charagrin (08/19/2014) [-]
Her being 20 specifically was not the point of the sting though, almost 30% of all drunk driving related incidents are by those under the legal age to drink. They aren't arresting kids to be spiteful, they are arresting underage drinkers who can and will DRIVE a 2 ton vehicle through public areas. This girl was 20, probably within months of being able to buy booze legally. But that 16 year old isn't, that 14 year old over there isn't, etc.

Granted, adults buy booze and drive as well, but common sense or lack thereof is a cumulative thing, one bad choice is not as bad as 2, 3, or 4 bad choices.
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#59 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
true, the cops could have handled the situation better
but 40 mill is still too much
#55 - GeneralLeeInsane (08/19/2014) [-]
And none of the cops could just confront the girl as she walked out of the store about what it was and prevent this whole scenario in the first place?
Or have another cop in uniform on standby to deal with it, at least then she would probably be more likely to comply.
Or even if they don't believe that they're officers, get one or two of them in uniform to dispatch to that location.
Or have her call the station on her phone, and verify the badge numbers for herself somehow.
I mean, there's a lot of different ways this situation could have been handled better, even if they might have inconvenienced someone else to do it.
#299 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
I think your right, it could have been handled differently. Girl did make 200k out of it. 20 million is ridiculous. The cops had good intentions, and the girl had a decent reason to be spooked since she did nothing wrong. Ultimately, just an avoidable incident, hopefully they learn from it and everyone moves on.
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#189 - ninjeh (08/19/2014) [-]
thats true...

If someone came upto me when I was in my car and flashed a badge and told me to open up I would not comply... you don't know if those badges are real or not, the person does not look like a cop, maybe he's a criminal impersonating a cop with a fake badge to jack people's cars? and if someone who DID NOT LOOK LIKE A COP pulled a gun on my fuck ya I would bail the fuck outta there.
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#190 - ninjeh (08/19/2014) [-]
on me*
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#43 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2014) [-]
Why not have cops in uniform hidden nearby? That way she doesn't think it's a bunch of strangers with fake badges and guns.
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#129 - wallbuilder (08/19/2014) [-]
Fake uniforms.
#302 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
If you go by that logic, no uniformed officers can ever do anything anywhere anytime.
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#306 - wallbuilder (08/19/2014) [-]
Hartlessrobuts comment was a suggestion to use officer's uniforms as a method of identifying police. I simply pointed out that fake uniforms are a possibility, hence it's not really a valid method of proof.
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#34 - citruslord (08/19/2014) [-]
I think pulling guns was a little over reacting. Not 40 million dollars so, but that's more a symptom of the sue happy court system we have. It was likely a legal adviser who put up that number.
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#36 - dingdongpancakes (08/19/2014) [-]
When you reach for the shift stick from the outside it looks like you're reaching for something when you put it in reverse. Some people have done that and BAM! they shoot at the cop with a hand gun. Both parties got spooked and it went into a downwards spiral.
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#249 - generaljackass (08/19/2014) [-]
Also using a car is considered assault with a deadly weapon.
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#37 - citruslord (08/19/2014) [-]
Didn't think about that, good point.
Cops really are a little careful with themselves, justifyingly so i suppose.
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#135 - spceinvdr (08/19/2014) [-]
It's you or them man and if you wanna be the very best you gotta be one fast motherfucker who doesn't let those hands out of your sight.
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#38 - dingdongpancakes (08/19/2014) [-]
it's also why they tell you to keep your hands on the wheel if they pull you over. yeah the cops kind of like to live as long as possible
#188 - Jowi (08/19/2014) [-]
Don't think any of that justifies what happened here. if that happened in the UK there would be riots, and if it turned out it was because of fucking water, there would be anarchy
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#40 - citruslord (08/19/2014) [-]
I know that one. Also turn your engine off.
#27 - xerodeath (08/19/2014) [-]
you think straight with a gun pointed at you. 40 million is a little insane but maybe if police acted a little more subtle the whole thing woudnt have happend
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#69 - hanabro (08/19/2014) [-]
You act subtle when you see a potential criminal reach out of your view. Maybe if the girl had been a little more level headed, this wouldn't have happened.

Plus, the whole "Walk up to the car, flash the badge, ask to see purchases," thing WAS the subtle part. Subtlety didn't work.
#199 - nahbro (08/19/2014) [-]
"potential criminal"

A young woman who MIGHT have bought beer while underage. Not exactly a criminal mastermind or violent thug. What exactly are the chances that she'd have a gun and would be willing to use it at point blank range against three men who are obviously bigger and stronger than her?

No, the cops were dumbasses who should have known better than to surround the woman and think that she'd believe they were undercover cops just because they had a badge. It could have easily been fake and how would she be able to tell the difference? What they should have done is have her call police dispatch, then have police dispatch either confirm the cops were undercover or call those cops specifically.
#268 - jackflak (08/19/2014) [-]
Actually it's not totally uncommon to hear about criminals shooting cops over trivial things like DUI or speeding. Especially if they happen to be hiding something a little more illegal than alcohol in their car. I agree that they overreacted but I can definitely see why they chose to play it safe.

Besides, this story isn't half as bad as the ones you see/read about cops detaining people just because they don't want to do what they unlawfully request.
#256 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
criminal
[krim-uh-nl]

adjective
1. of the nature of or involving crime.
2. guilty of crime.
3. Law. of or pertaining to crime or its punishment: a criminal proceeding.

If it's illegal and she's suspected of doing it, she's a potential criminal. *kill yourself
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#24 - Accidentalninja (08/19/2014) [-]
To be fair there are plenty of stories about retarded cops doing stuff like this, its hard to know whats true anymore. Good going officers.
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#19 - altairibnlaahad (08/19/2014) [-]
That sounds a lot more believable.
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#14 - ProWig (08/19/2014) [-]
you cant turn off most cars if they are not in park, plus wtf you dont turn off a car in R thats fucking stupid
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#15 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
She put the car into reverse after she started it up
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#16 - ProWig (08/19/2014) [-]
words are hard
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#17 - mattdoggy (08/19/2014) [-]
yes
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#35 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Can we have more "obscure" examples, please?

I need more porn ideas.
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#28 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
Y-You.. Seek mental help.
#27 - anon (08/19/2014) [-]
i'm fucking crying that was hilarious
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#15 - warlordstuart (08/19/2014) [-]
i actually lol'd. nice
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#72 - nekaz (08/18/2014) [-]
well then i amend my statement
that bitch in the back must be fucking huge
now i've covered both bases
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#63 - Jabberwocky (08/19/2014) [-]
I can't even imagine the number of notifications you get on a daily basis.
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#65 - incest (08/19/2014) [-]
It's better to try not to think about it.
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#89 - deckbox (08/18/2014) [-]
same shit happened to me except I was the one who fell asleep.

I also dozed off boinking my ex one time, Fuck me Instead of blowing me for foreplay pump me full of 5 hour energy
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#58 - kalagas (08/18/2014) [-]
If your account of the story is accurate, then she knew fully well what she was doing and she has a thing for torturing males and using sex to do it. I know of some, and they're just awful.
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#50 - thekingofengland (08/18/2014) [-]
Your story made me cringe before anything bad started happening. With a line up like that, it had to end badly
#60 - anon (08/18/2014) [-]
stop jacking off fag
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#63 - thekingofengland (08/18/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you on about? That's a rhetorical question, I don't give a fuck
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#85 - tulioandmiguel (08/18/2014) [-]
Erm, I should have probably said that I am a guy...
#87 - mattdoggy (08/18/2014) [-]
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#86 - tulioandmiguel (08/18/2014) [-]
*I probably should have said
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