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mattdoggy

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/28/2011
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So i can just write anything here and it will show up on my profile?

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#8 - I remember that lube barrel Back when people would fi… 01/05/2016 on Anyone else see that Amazon... 0
#28 - **mattdoggy used "*roll picture*"** **mattdoggy rolled ima…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on WHAT? +1
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#42 - miia (01/05/2016) [-]
It's a piece of shit and its best moment was the MC jerking off over a girl in a coma
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#33 - angrybacteria (01/05/2016) [-]
Horrific monsters from space want to do something bad and a bunch of kids with giant mechs have to stop them.

Then it starts getting weird.
And sad.
And disturbing.

www.watchanimeonline.biz/watch-episode/neon-genesis-evangelion--ep-1.html
#56 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
It was actually quite good, up until the point that Hideaki Anno got depressed and decided to just torture and kill off all the characters.
#14 - As long as i get my badge 01/05/2016 on I knew it was real +2
#31 - **mattdoggy used "*roll picture*"** **mattdoggy rolled ima… 01/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
#10 - I actually prefer oatmeal raisin cookies 01/04/2016 on or that sugar cookie Bull... 0
#18 - I want to swing on him for looking at me like that, but i'm no… 01/04/2016 on seeing is believing 0
#1 - When you're the cook 01/04/2016 on When you come across... +18
#71 - thank you 01/04/2016 on new years members in the gym 0
#70 - Thanks, i appreciate it 01/04/2016 on new years members in the gym 0
#6 - The best advice that i can give you is that if your heart isn'… 01/04/2016 on I need help. +4
#6 - mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on MFW I visit FunnyJunk +15
#7 - bronywiseman (01/04/2016) [-]
#8 - Agreed with ya there I can't tell you how many incred… 01/04/2016 on (untitled) +1
#7 - can someone shop a small bubble in the middle that says watch anime  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
#9 - ellasmjer (01/04/2016) [-]
i tried
#6 - It's called the butterfly effect That butterfly effec…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Butterfly Vs Explosion +10
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#16 - sackit (01/04/2016) [-]
Actually "The butterfly effect" is the scientific theory that a single occurence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever.
#19 - nekolacek (01/04/2016) [-]
Hes aware of that
#21 - She says that Muslims will invade Europe and that th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2016 on shit an idiot shares on... +1
#31 - cyberkite (01/04/2016) [-]
You really are a moron right?

The only problem is that people are blowing things over, and making stupid decistions based on flawed logic. >_> instead of actually seeing how to something bad into something good, they will just try and prevent something they don't even now the full scale of.
#28 - alstorp (01/04/2016) [-]
If you really think that then maybe a walk outside in the real world could do you some good

And close down /pol/
#24 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
No idea what you're talking about, I'm living in Germany and don't see any changes in my everyday life.
#32 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Yes, thats because the muslims wont talk to the kuffar, you never get to meet them. But I bet even in your little shit town theres a place you wont go as a German because you dont want to get mugged or beaten up, right?
Allahu akbar mein lieber Freund, dann hast du Glück gehabt, ich durfte in einer kulturell bereicherten Gegend zur Schule gehen, hach war das schön. Ich weiß gar nicht mehr wie oft ich gesehen habe wie zukünftige qualifizierte Fachkräfte dummen Kartoffeln mitten ins Gesicht toleriert haben, auch wenn sie am Boden lagen. Alhamdulillah!
Heiliges Arabisches Kalifat Deutscher Nation wann?
#23 - kellorkleft (01/04/2016) [-]
"she warned that barack obama would be the last us president"

Another crazy, folks. Nothing to see here...
#4 - For once we can say Sweden Yes and not be hateful about it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on My nation is finally doing... +1
#35 - enlightednatzie (01/08/2016) [-]
Kill yourself.
#25 - **mattdoggy used "*roll picture*"** **mattdoggy rolled ima… 01/04/2016 on this is bullshit +5
#46 - So i'm trying to build my strength up after being weakened by …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2016 on new years members in the gym +2
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#76 - mikepetru (01/04/2016) [-]
I would say in general focus more on free weights that serve as compound exercises (benchpress,squats,deadlifts) even if you have to start really light. Machines tend to focus on one or two muscles, without allowing you to engage your stabilizer muscles. Stabilizer muscles are muscles you use when doing your average, natural, everyday lifting and moving of objects, so it only makes sense you would want to do exercises that engage your whole body.
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#74 - mikepetru (01/04/2016) [-]
Idk if you're interested in just recovering or if you wanna go all-out and build muscle, but this has been working quite well for me lately. Went from deadlifting 135lbs to 190lbs in about 40 days.

stronglifts.com/5x5/
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#63 - mondominiman (01/04/2016) [-]
Normally the machines have little guides on the side there but most you should be able to figure out easily. If you're completely new than it's better to start with machines so you can learn form and build a bit of muscle especially if you're going in straight out of surgery don't go in straight out of surgery . Free weights are obviously better since they work the minuscule muscles that machines tend to neglect. Also clean up your sweat after your done with the machine that's the biggest one I think on etiquette.
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#70 - mattdoggy (01/04/2016) [-]
Thanks, i appreciate it
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#49 - MatthewsGauss (01/04/2016) [-]
This will give you a program and show you how to do all the lifts as well as nutrition shit. liamrosen.com/fitness.html
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#71 - mattdoggy (01/04/2016) [-]
thank you
#129 - Thanks for working so hard on the site for us boss man 01/04/2016 on Huge update coming soon 0
#19 - I think you get added to a watch list for posting that image 01/03/2016 on How i got a slime GF +34
#17 - I'm concerned that someone actually wrote this  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on How i got a slime GF +41
#21 - afaik (01/03/2016) [-]
Im pretty sure this is just mockery
#181 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Im pretty sure I have read the original and that is the original. (Pretty sure he helps a Little girl make a basketball shot so fast that she doesnt see that he helped her and Thinks she did it herself Before or after saying it.
#75 - guanyu (01/04/2016) [-]
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#23 - brobyddark (01/03/2016) [-]
Starchman, what the fuck?
#61 - I always wanted to know if there was a limit on how much gas i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon +1
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#99 - breaken (01/04/2016) [-]
If only
#2 - if they don't take tendies they might take good boy points 01/03/2016 on MFW im paying for dinner +6
#21 - That top picture always hurts me to look at  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Character Art: Humans 0
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#35 - angrybacteria (01/03/2016) [-]
Is it the fact that he's a literal white knight?

Or is it the copy/pasted background spires?
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#23 - thesavagebreast (01/03/2016) [-]
why?
#16 - I watched the first image for longer than i'd like to admit th… 01/03/2016 on one punt jap +2
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