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mattcris

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#8395
Comment Ranking:#14127
Highest Content Rank:#2684
Highest Comment Rank:#2698
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Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
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Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:15
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Total Comments Made:786
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#8 - only sloth-related thing i have. 03/25/2013 on sloths on demand +7
#33 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on NOT NOW BILL +22
#35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/23/2013) [-]
#37106 - I hate when people think getting a job is as easy as that, jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#37177 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37152 - nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-]
Most people who say that type of shit either have never had a job, or were given their job by their parents (oh here honey, work in our friends business)
I had to work 2 jobs while i was waiting for a contract to start for 8 months
#178 - Yes it is. The seven continents: North America, South Amer…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2013 on one thing not trying to... 0
User avatar #183 - Crusader (03/21/2013) [-]
Not anymore, the classification from now on is Oceania, because it includes many islands from the South pacific.
Calling it Australia is like calling all First Nations Native Americans.
User avatar #182 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [-]
No it isn't... Australia is a country...

Oceany is the continent... there's other countries in Oceany as well... i.e. New Zeland, Tazmania, etc...
User avatar #180 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
I think the correct term for the continent was changed to Oceania...
User avatar #206 - rhiaanor (03/21/2013) [-]
IM calling australia a continent, just like i still call pluto a planet.... fucking people, justsay new zealand and shit are part of australia, We didnt rename fucking north america because of hawaii.
User avatar #264 - amirblumenfeld (03/22/2013) [-]
New Zealanders wouldn't like that. In fact, there's a pretty tense rivalry between NZ and Australia.
User avatar #250 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
Hawaii was always part of North America... North America also includes Canada. I think you're trying to say the United States wasn't renamed, but that's because it's the country and not the continent. I think you were just...confused.
#382 - Because Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful, and has a great person… 03/21/2013 on Jenifer Lawrence 0
#4 - Thanks for the description, never would've figured that one ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Just a little joke.... +7
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (03/14/2013) [-]
i didnt realise the I was a letter, i thought it was just a bar next to pikachu with 'when youre naked' written under him, i was like wat
User avatar #8 - niekrenz (03/14/2013) [-]
That is what a discription is for?
#59 - "Why you do this?" 03/13/2013 on So my cat had a shower +7
#4 - And Misdreavous didn't even exist yet, in the first games. 03/12/2013 on Lavender Town :) +1
#26 - Picture 03/12/2013 on A typical conversation with... -3
#15 - Pokemon Emerald is $224.99for a new game. Used is $20, but tho…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/10/2013 on What a Deal! +1
#27 - stemoya (03/10/2013) [-]
My Emerald is perfectly fine.

If only I could find where I left it...
User avatar #22 - thekingofengland (03/10/2013) [-]
Its very easy to tell apart genuine carts from cheaphonk kong knock offs. Mainly those that corrupts and they'll do it straight away
User avatar #21 - oceanfrank (03/10/2013) [-]
You could always replace it. There's a shop in the next town over where I live that changes batteries for Cartidge Based games for like 10-20 dollars
#18 - yutakenusername (03/10/2013) [-]
I got a used Emerald for like 20 for Christmas and it works perfectly fine. This comment is bull.
#19 - rotinaj (03/10/2013) [-]
One day your internal battery will go bad. It was bad on the used Crystal I bought a year ago or so.
User avatar #26 - paintmered (03/10/2013) [-]
You can replace the battery.
User avatar #20 - yutakenusername (03/10/2013) [-]
The internal battery will go bad on any game eventually. Crystal is an older game than Emerald as well.
User avatar #28 - nightranger (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah but if i recall correctly Gold/Silver was the one that really had battery issues, I'm pretty sure the other gens aren't as bad with their internal battery running dry
#19 - Carry Ooooon, Carry Oooooon.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Old times +2
User avatar #26 - dragostarc (03/10/2013) [-]
As if nothing really matters...
#151 - tehfriman (03/11/2013) [-]
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
I see a little silhouetteo of a man
#27 - anonexplains (03/10/2013) [-]
Niggers.
#26 - "S.S. Anne goes out and never comes back". …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Accept Arceus 0
User avatar #29 - dragostarc (03/09/2013) [-]
It never comes back. My cousin and I were disappointed when it didn't happen.
#78 - Sooo.......friends, and my current family means nothing? And i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on i cry evr tim :( 0
User avatar #80 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Current family means nothing after your parents die. And pets can't take care of you when you grow old?
#20 - This art style looks like the comic where the guy smokes and g…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Africa +2
#26 - jellywolf (03/08/2013) [-]
Do you mean this comic?
I'm not sure if they're by the same person. It's hard to say considering the art is just MS paint shapes.
#72 - I don't plan on either one of those. Is there something wrong …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on i cry evr tim :( 0
User avatar #74 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
It simply means you'll be lonely all your life like the old man in the 4th panel.
#78 - mattcris (03/08/2013) [-]
Sooo.......friends, and my current family means nothing? And instead of kids, I can just have pets, a lot cheaper and easier to take care of.
User avatar #80 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Current family means nothing after your parents die. And pets can't take care of you when you grow old?
#12 - What kind of sadistic monster would even do this? 03/06/2013 on Live it +5
#10 - My reaction when they're naked. 03/04/2013 on lost my shit when i read this +1
#6 - I don't get why people do that into socks, it sounds rather un…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on thatd be the worst day ever! 0
#7 - someoneforamoment (03/04/2013) [-]
socks roll up better.
#5 - Where do I get one? 03/04/2013 on It begins 0
#16 - Just some pre-production filming of Fast and the Furious 7, se… 03/03/2013 on Overtaking in Russia 0
#21 - What. Like, I know what cp stands for, but, I just don't get t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on HAHA Salad 0
#114 - anonexplains (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry for being 6 hours late, but the USA passed a law or something that made pizza legally a salad for school cafeterias.

that's the joke
User avatar #22 - jetpistol (03/03/2013) [-]
cheese pizza
#61 - Because most teachers ARE women. For example, in my personal e… 03/03/2013 on Teacher's Conference -... 0
#6 - Related. 03/02/2013 on To all the people... 0
#10 - "Do you remember?" Nope, I can't remember a movie I'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Do you remember when you... -1
#19 - myturntoevil (03/02/2013) [-]
what a useless comment
#29 - I guess you could say she's.....seen some **** . 02/28/2013 on stuffing shit down the drain 0

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