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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#5489
Comment Ranking:#16657
Highest Content Rank:#2684
Highest Comment Rank:#2698
Content Thumbs: 5216 total,  5642 ,  426
Comment Thumbs: 2921 total,  3313 ,  392
Content Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
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Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:15
Content Views:295146
Times Content Favorited:79 times
Total Comments Made:762
FJ Points:8197

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#3 - This could be useful.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Retarded Debate Time +32
#25 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/26/2013) [-]
#28 - flyingwalrusman (03/26/2013) [-]
#6 - cumsinbucket (03/26/2013) [-]
I sure would love to use that.
#2 - I actually want a hedgehog, but they're illegal in Arizona, fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on hedgehog +1
User avatar #11 - wilburn (03/25/2013) [-]
no one is going to say shit lol, go cross state line and get you one of this awesome little guys, most hamster, and other products are 99% prefect for them, just youtube hedgehog care, and take care
#4 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
the only reason I can think of is that they carry salmonella.
User avatar #14 - lanfear (03/25/2013) [-]
so do turtles but they are not illegal in Arizona.
#8 - Funnyjunk was actually yellow first. Sorry for the bad quality…  [+] (30 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Embarresing Baby Picture +59
User avatar #96 - jakekel (03/25/2013) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS BEFORE IT WAS GREEN!
User avatar #95 - oottovann (03/25/2013) [-]
Before that, it was white.
#85 - beeradthelaw (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember when it looked like that I didn't know how the internet worked because I was about 10 years old and so I was convinced the site gave my dad's computer a virus.
User avatar #79 - popcornisland (03/25/2013) [-]
For Nostalgia sake the site should turn back like this for a day.
User avatar #68 - redstain (03/25/2013) [-]
Deer lord I remember that... I remember stumbling across this website when I used to go to the library to go on the computer. It brought many good laughs...

Like Ze end of the world. It was on the top almost every time.

Good times... Good times
#80 - jaysim (03/25/2013) [-]
"ok take a nap..THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
#65 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
#42 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
<----It was white first before it was yellow. It looked a little like this.

I remember because I first came here back in the day when it was yellow, before cancer and the constant 4chan dick sucking.

I can tell you stories of the internet you probably wouldn't care to know. I remember when Newgrounds could out-4chan 4chan.

I remember when free downloads of music and sometimes movies were freely distributed by Multiple news organazis including but not limited to fox, disney, and most major media corporations. Little did we know that they were actually hatching a plan to exploit that freedom to share so they could sue us years later.

I remember when 4chan's jokes was cleverer then "nigger, shit, and spaghetti"

Yes I remember. I remember. And I feel old.
User avatar #147 - dapianoman (03/25/2013) [-]
the pictures just get smaller and smaller. relics of an old age.
User avatar #121 - pianoasis (03/25/2013) [-]
Wow, funnyjunk was really small back then
User avatar #102 - curtkobain (03/25/2013) [-]
care to explain how they out-4chan 4chan?
User avatar #149 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
HoHoHo!
Back then 4chan was small and newgrounds was large. I wasn't until my generation and the clock crew started invading newgrounds that the future 4chaners moved on to greener pastures.
Yup. I was part of the first generation of cancer.
User avatar #204 - curtkobain (03/25/2013) [-]
When did this occur? I was only like 10 when I started going to newgrounds and I was only there for the games.
User avatar #225 - yologdog (03/26/2013) [-]
Well the straw that broke the camels back was when Clock crew started spamming the website with troll videos. It was sort of like the Prototype Rick Rolling but instead of people realizing they were duped, laughing, then moving on, they got pissed at the intentionally annoying nature of the videos.

All this happened around November-Decemberish 2003. Mind you 4chan was already starting to hustle and bustle from users from Something Awful.

All I remember was there were people one week. Then a ghost town the next. Then it picked up again with Cancer moving in in their place.
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User avatar #148 - dapianoman (03/25/2013) [-]
So what's with funlol? they bascially stole all of FJ's interface
#56 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
I remembered that time when newgrounds was basically the king, and 4chan wasn't even that much. And now I could only visit newgrounds to watch the teen titans porn
User avatar #57 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
yeah... Newgrounds artists used to post their stuff to Newgrounds a week or so before the youtube release. That was the only thing that still brought me to Newgrounds, But they stopped and sadly I don't thing Newgrounds will make it in the long run...
User avatar #113 - theflamingfire (03/25/2013) [-]
The new look of it fucking sucks
User avatar #34 - thewebspinner (03/25/2013) [-]
I think fj should go back to yellow for a wekk just for the hell of it.
User avatar #27 - supercweepy (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh man, I remember this. I remember watching that "Which Backstreet Boy is gay" parody on this version of the website, haha!
#64 - vforace (03/25/2013) [-]
i remember a song which had "got rice, bitch .. got rice? " i just lurked til last year i decided to sign up but this "feel post" made me post a comment.


1st comment :( (i could've been a blue name)
#67 - vforace (03/25/2013) [-]
just noticed my friend used my acct. and alr have commented on other stuff.
User avatar #21 - GhandisPimpCane (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember the "try not to laugh" video of the race car reving, the how you know your girlfrined cheated on you dust imprint on the car, im a cat video and end of ze world. Good Time :)
#77 - jaysim (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember trying to explain that the "Crazy frog" was the insanity test!
#55 - epicmotherfuckers (03/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk2t2hIATCU my friends just don't understand why I love this so much. I miss the old funny junk Gonads and Strife also (forgot to log in)
User avatar #81 - popcornisland (03/25/2013) [-]
All the 12 year olds saying "This isn't funny" "FAIL!"
#54 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
[url deleted] my friends just don't understand why I love this so much. I miss the old funny junk Gonads and Strife also
#23 - Deanoss (03/25/2013) [-]
yea then the try not to laugh video became that terrible annoying frog ringtone
User avatar #13 - Kalas (03/25/2013) [-]
This sure brings back a lot of memories...
#8 - only sloth-related thing i have. 03/25/2013 on sloths on demand +7
#33 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on NOT NOW BILL +22
#35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/23/2013) [-]
#37106 - I hate when people think getting a job is as easy as that, jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#37177 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37152 - nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-]
Most people who say that type of shit either have never had a job, or were given their job by their parents (oh here honey, work in our friends business)
I had to work 2 jobs while i was waiting for a contract to start for 8 months
#178 - Yes it is. The seven continents: North America, South Amer…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2013 on one thing not trying to... 0
User avatar #183 - Crusader (03/21/2013) [-]
Not anymore, the classification from now on is Oceania, because it includes many islands from the South pacific.
Calling it Australia is like calling all First Nations Native Americans.
User avatar #182 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [-]
No it isn't... Australia is a country...

Oceany is the continent... there's other countries in Oceany as well... i.e. New Zeland, Tazmania, etc...
User avatar #180 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
I think the correct term for the continent was changed to Oceania...
User avatar #206 - rhiaanor (03/21/2013) [-]
IM calling australia a continent, just like i still call pluto a planet.... fucking people, justsay new zealand and shit are part of australia, We didnt rename fucking north america because of hawaii.
User avatar #264 - amirblumenfeld (03/22/2013) [-]
New Zealanders wouldn't like that. In fact, there's a pretty tense rivalry between NZ and Australia.
User avatar #250 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
Hawaii was always part of North America... North America also includes Canada. I think you're trying to say the United States wasn't renamed, but that's because it's the country and not the continent. I think you were just...confused.
#382 - Because Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful, and has a great person… 03/21/2013 on Jenifer Lawrence 0
#4 - Thanks for the description, never would've figured that one ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Just a little joke.... +7
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (03/14/2013) [-]
i didnt realise the I was a letter, i thought it was just a bar next to pikachu with 'when youre naked' written under him, i was like wat
User avatar #8 - niekrenz (03/14/2013) [-]
That is what a discription is for?
#59 - "Why you do this?" 03/13/2013 on So my cat had a shower +7
#4 - And Misdreavous didn't even exist yet, in the first games. 03/12/2013 on Lavender Town :) +1
#26 - Picture 03/12/2013 on A typical conversation with... -3
#15 - Pokemon Emerald is $224.99for a new game. Used is $20, but tho…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/10/2013 on What a Deal! +1
#27 - stemoya (03/10/2013) [-]
My Emerald is perfectly fine.

If only I could find where I left it...
User avatar #22 - thekingofengland (03/10/2013) [-]
Its very easy to tell apart genuine carts from cheaphonk kong knock offs. Mainly those that corrupts and they'll do it straight away
User avatar #21 - oceanfrank (03/10/2013) [-]
You could always replace it. There's a shop in the next town over where I live that changes batteries for Cartidge Based games for like 10-20 dollars
#18 - yutakenusername (03/10/2013) [-]
I got a used Emerald for like 20 for Christmas and it works perfectly fine. This comment is bull.
#19 - rotinaj (03/10/2013) [-]
One day your internal battery will go bad. It was bad on the used Crystal I bought a year ago or so.
User avatar #26 - paintmered (03/10/2013) [-]
You can replace the battery.
User avatar #20 - yutakenusername (03/10/2013) [-]
The internal battery will go bad on any game eventually. Crystal is an older game than Emerald as well.
User avatar #28 - nightranger (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah but if i recall correctly Gold/Silver was the one that really had battery issues, I'm pretty sure the other gens aren't as bad with their internal battery running dry
#19 - Carry Ooooon, Carry Oooooon.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Old times +2
User avatar #26 - dragostarc (03/10/2013) [-]
As if nothing really matters...
#151 - tehfriman (03/11/2013) [-]
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
I see a little silhouetteo of a man
#27 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
Niggers.
#26 - "S.S. Anne goes out and never comes back". …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Accept Arceus 0
User avatar #29 - dragostarc (03/09/2013) [-]
It never comes back. My cousin and I were disappointed when it didn't happen.
#78 - Sooo.......friends, and my current family means nothing? And i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on i cry evr tim :( 0
User avatar #80 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Current family means nothing after your parents die. And pets can't take care of you when you grow old?
#20 - This art style looks like the comic where the guy smokes and g…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Africa +2
#26 - jellywolf (03/08/2013) [-]
Do you mean this comic?
I'm not sure if they're by the same person. It's hard to say considering the art is just MS paint shapes.
#72 - I don't plan on either one of those. Is there something wrong …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2013 on i cry evr tim :( 0
User avatar #74 - Leopard (03/07/2013) [-]
It simply means you'll be lonely all your life like the old man in the 4th panel.
#78 - mattcris (03/08/2013) [-]
Sooo.......friends, and my current family means nothing? And instead of kids, I can just have pets, a lot cheaper and easier to take care of.
User avatar #80 - Leopard (03/08/2013) [-]
Current family means nothing after your parents die. And pets can't take care of you when you grow old?
#12 - What kind of sadistic monster would even do this? 03/06/2013 on Live it +5
#10 - My reaction when they're naked. 03/04/2013 on lost my shit when i read this +1
#6 - I don't get why people do that into socks, it sounds rather un…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on thatd be the worst day ever! 0
#7 - someoneforamoment (03/04/2013) [-]
socks roll up better.
#5 - Where do I get one? 03/04/2013 on It begins 0
#16 - Just some pre-production filming of Fast and the Furious 7, se… 03/03/2013 on Overtaking in Russia 0
#21 - What. Like, I know what cp stands for, but, I just don't get t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on HAHA Salad 0
#114 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry for being 6 hours late, but the USA passed a law or something that made pizza legally a salad for school cafeterias.

that's the joke
User avatar #22 - jetpistol (03/03/2013) [-]
cheese pizza
#61 - Because most teachers ARE women. For example, in my personal e… 03/03/2013 on Teacher's Conference -... 0
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