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#4 - My bad, I didn't know that was a requirement. I must've missed… 08/26/2013 on Haunted Gaming: LoZ... 0
#3 - Comment deleted 08/26/2013 on Haunted Gaming: LoZ... 0
#12614 - Does anyone know how strict people at NFL stadiums are about s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12621 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm not 100% sure but if its the upper deck I dont think they would care unless its packed or if someone with the seat next to you doesnt want to move. Best thing to do is to go to a row where there isnt anyone and sit there
#90100 - Ok, asking this might sound beta, especially asking on here, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90118 - nsfwcontent (08/15/2013) [-]
Ask her where something is in work? if you're fairly new at work then that will be easier.
Then joke or something about how you're still finding your way around town coz you're new then possibly ask her if she knows any nice cafe's or something along those lines.

e.g. 'Hey girl-anon, do you know where the photocopier for retentions is?'
*she replies*
'haha, i'm useless with directions, still trying to get used to the new area. you wouldn't happen to know many nice places to get a decent cup of coffee around town would you?'
*she replies again*
'Sounds rather nice, wanna grab a coffee there sometime?'
User avatar #90103 - delphine (08/15/2013) [-]
ya if you have her number don't friend her until after you've gone on a few dates and if things seem to be going well. don't wanna be too pushy. also, i agree with the asking her for coffee in person. If you don't know each other well yet and she is currently indifferent towards you, you are more likely to "yes" to coffee if you ask her in person because people don't like to decline someone to their face.
User avatar #90101 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey, let's get to know each other over coffee sometime. do it after work or in person, not over facebook cus that's gay.
#18 - Wouldn't doubt it. 08/14/2013 on Things You Didn't Know Existed -4
#15 - Things like this is why America is the fattest country.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Things You Didn't Know Existed -15
User avatar #24 - imakejewburgers (08/14/2013) [-]
I appreciate the joke, but we're not the fattest country anymore.
User avatar #17 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
Because that's clearly an american invention
User avatar #31 - wargeneralwest (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was french...
#18 - mattcris (08/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't doubt it.
#28 - But it's 2:43pm. 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#27 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#439 - Black burrito 08/14/2013 on Red Blueberry Muffin 0
#818 - **mattcris rolled a random image posted in comment #3291610 … 08/13/2013 on Rollin 0
#189 - Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms 0
#203 - haheho (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is nothing like pizza. I have pizza all the time...
#192 - narutolas (08/05/2013) [-]
Having sex is like listening to the beatles. Your parents do it too and that somehow doesn't make it less cool.
User avatar #191 - dedaluminus (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is like pizza, hot, slippery, and if you're too rough with it or do it at the wrong time there'll be red stuff EVERYWHERE.
#30 - I'm the same way, with girls. I talk about wanting one, no ide…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Does the corner have xbox? +13
#161 - EvilApples (08/04/2013) [-]
#32 - emawee (08/04/2013) [-]
if you find the right one, it's like being with your best friend. BUT SEX!!!!
User avatar #36 - Kyue (08/04/2013) [-]
And maybe butt sex
#34 - fatoneateone (08/04/2013) [-]
*and taking them out to movies and dinner prepare your wallet
#12 - There's also 2 gohmas in Link's Awakening, that are a mini-bos… 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#11 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#10 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Thugtrio +113
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (08/02/2013) [-]
this is really plausible
#48 - anonexplains (08/02/2013) [-]
It was said in one game that they have feet.
#57 - sonicschall (08/03/2013) [-]
From Bulbapedia(the gif as well) :
In Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team, after the first Mt. Steel mission, Diglett mentions having feet. It is mentioned again as being one of the seven mysteries of Pokémon in a letter, alongside Arbok's pattern changes and the inside of Forretress's shell.
#17 - moorgar (08/02/2013) [-]
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#109 - In my opinion, you must have some pretty damn high standards i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
User avatar #110 - yorker (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for actually being reasonable instead of attacking me.
And yes, my friends do tell me my standards are too high a lot of times, and tell me it's probably because I've had really hot past girlfriends. It's like, to the point where I don't want to be introduced to any girls by my friends that want me to get a girlfriend because I don't want them to pull me into something I won't find attractive.
#215 - Thank you for an addition to my Jennifer Lawrence folder, here…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Couldn't have said it... +1
#218 - shugudugs (07/25/2013) [-]
I already have that. Thanks for nothing, Assbutt.
#25 - What he's thinking. 07/22/2013 on Broccoli 0
#13 - Picture 07/15/2013 on Nopediddlynope 0
#12 - when the one baby pulled the other crib closer the first time,… 07/15/2013 on I'll pull it together, and... +42
#18 - What about slowking from the second move? 07/15/2013 on Team Rocket +1
#38 - I'll just leave this here. 07/15/2013 on Pizza! 0
#19 - My first card. I don't remember who I got it from. 05/31/2013 on Pokemon Card 0
#16 - Oh no, here we go again... 05/26/2013 on I dont want to live on this... +15
#2 - **mattcris rolls 66**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Coincidence? +11
#3 - owmowmow (05/26/2013) [-]


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