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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:7/09/2014
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#15 - Things like this is why America is the fattest country.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Things You Didn't Know Existed -15
User avatar #24 - imakejewburgers (08/14/2013) [-]
I appreciate the joke, but we're not the fattest country anymore.
User avatar #17 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
Because that's clearly an american invention
User avatar #31 - wargeneralwest (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was french...
#18 - mattcris (08/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't doubt it.
#28 - But it's 2:43pm. 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#27 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#439 - Black burrito 08/14/2013 on Red Blueberry Muffin 0
#818 - **mattcris rolled a random image posted in comment #3291610 … 08/13/2013 on Rollin 0
#189 - Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms 0
#203 - haheho (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is nothing like pizza. I have pizza all the time...
#192 - narutolas (08/05/2013) [-]
Having sex is like listening to the beatles. Your parents do it too and that somehow doesn't make it less cool.
User avatar #191 - dedaluminus (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is like pizza, hot, slippery, and if you're too rough with it or do it at the wrong time there'll be red stuff EVERYWHERE.
#30 - I'm the same way, with girls. I talk about wanting one, no ide…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Does the corner have xbox? +13
#161 - EvilApples (08/04/2013) [-]
This.
#32 - emawee (08/04/2013) [-]
if you find the right one, it's like being with your best friend. BUT SEX!!!!
User avatar #36 - Kyue (08/04/2013) [-]
And maybe butt sex
#34 - fatoneateone (08/04/2013) [-]
*and taking them out to movies and dinner prepare your wallet
#12 - There's also 2 gohmas in Link's Awakening, that are a mini-bos… 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#11 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#10 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Thugtrio +113
User avatar #13 - titsandpuss (08/02/2013) [-]
this is really plausible
#48 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
It was said in one game that they have feet.
#57 - sonicschall (08/03/2013) [-]
From Bulbapedia(the gif as well) :
In Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team, after the first Mt. Steel mission, Diglett mentions having feet. It is mentioned again as being one of the seven mysteries of Pokémon in a letter, alongside Arbok's pattern changes and the inside of Forretress's shell.
#17 - moorgar (08/02/2013) [-]
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But the Truth is darker
#63 - What program would I have to have to go through a gif frame by… 07/29/2013 on Jennifer's Eyes +1
#109 - In my opinion, you must have some pretty damn high standards i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence 0
User avatar #110 - yorker (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for actually being reasonable instead of attacking me.
And yes, my friends do tell me my standards are too high a lot of times, and tell me it's probably because I've had really hot past girlfriends. It's like, to the point where I don't want to be introduced to any girls by my friends that want me to get a girlfriend because I don't want them to pull me into something I won't find attractive.
#215 - Thank you for an addition to my Jennifer Lawrence folder, here…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Couldn't have said it... +1
#218 - shugudugs (07/25/2013) [-]
I already have that. Thanks for nothing, Assbutt.
#25 - What he's thinking. 07/22/2013 on Broccoli 0
#13 - Picture 07/15/2013 on Nopediddlynope 0
#12 - when the one baby pulled the other crib closer the first time,… 07/15/2013 on I'll pull it together, and... +42
#18 - What about slowking from the second move? 07/15/2013 on Team Rocket +1
#38 - I'll just leave this here. 07/15/2013 on Pizza! 0
#19 - My first card. I don't remember who I got it from. 05/31/2013 on Pokemon Card 0
#16 - Oh no, here we go again... 05/26/2013 on I dont want to live on this... +15
#2 - **mattcris rolls 66**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Coincidence? +11
#3 - owmowmow (05/26/2013) [-]
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#9 - I think this is the most ******** description of … 05/18/2013 on Video Games Kill +3
#43 - So there's a universe where I'm married to Jennifer Lawrence? … 05/18/2013 on Multiverse...Pretty Deep. 0
#82 - I don't know why you were thumbed down anon, because you're ri… 05/14/2013 on Age of Empires II 0
#11 - I had to come down to the comments to actually understand the joke... 05/09/2013 on Get it? +10
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