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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:7/09/2014
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#2 - Here's a sequel game to the game Deep Sleep: 04/17/2014 on Wanna play a game? (links... 0
#214918 - Picture 04/13/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#4860369 - Only dance gif I have. 04/12/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +2
#14045 - I'm looking for a certain gif. It's been posted on funnyjunk b… 04/05/2014 on Animated GIFs - funny... 0
#68 - Lol, I can't unsee that now, thank you. 04/01/2014 on 3D metal printing +9
#47 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Gotta love the Dutch +1
User avatar #48 - Keoul (03/26/2014) [-]
Funny, he looks shorter than what I expected.
#37 - No, this guy did.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Gotta love the Dutch +8
User avatar #45 - Keoul (03/26/2014) [-]
Is that the CEO of coca cola?
#47 - mattcris (03/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - Keoul (03/26/2014) [-]
Funny, he looks shorter than what I expected.
#5 - Picture 03/15/2014 on Emma Watson & Jennifer... +32
#47 - Picture 03/15/2014 on DJ Admin is returning 0
#183 - The only shiny I've ever seen, let alone caught, and I've been…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Shiny Lunatone 0
User avatar #284 - naughtydiglett (10/20/2013) [-]
Same here!
#200 - Picture 10/19/2013 on We are all anonymous 0
#539 - I mentioned in a post a little earlier, I would make a good mo… 10/09/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators +2
#476 - Also 1 more thing. For what it's worth(if anything), I'm curre… 10/09/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
#379 - I could do it, this account is only about 1 3/4 years old, but…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
User avatar #1305 - phanact (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm looking for moderators who can be online from 4AM EST until 10AM est, or even as late as noon. (Convert the timezones yourself)

The more comments you have, and the older account you have, the better.

I'll be choosing people more if they can be online during those specified times.

I'm looking to have enough mods so that we can flag anything as soon as its posted.
#476 - mattcris (10/09/2013) [-]
Also 1 more thing. For what it's worth(if anything), I'm currently level 227 with comments, so I post often, I've used this account a lot more than I used my older one.
#396 - jptrilogy (10/09/2013) [-]
And here's my older account. I have already previously flagged all kinds of illegal content before. Also I don't really have any friends on here, so you won't have to worry about me playing favorites, and on the opposite spectrum, I don't have enemies here so I won't be biased. I actually did help look after 2 other message boards, so I have a little experience. I'm usually on here for a few hours a day, could do any time in the afternoon to about midnight AZ/Mountain Standard time.
#384 - jptrilogy has deleted their comment.
#9 - There's only one explanation for this. 10/04/2013 on Perspective Is Relative To... +1
#109 - Picture 10/04/2013 on Totally Legit Ghost Footage +2
#2 - They probably look like that in the 2nd picture, because their…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Seasonal Differences +1
User avatar #3 - ZeGerman (09/29/2013) [-]
They look like that in the first picture because they are panting to cool themselves. Dogs don't sweat.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Watch Closely +35
User avatar #9 - whiteblob (09/19/2013) [-]
Still managed to scare me.
#500 - The one on the very right looks like it's thinking "I'm g… 09/13/2013 on Humans are badass 0
#2 - Totodile and growlithe please. 09/02/2013 on Celebrity evolutions 0
#4 - My bad, I didn't know that was a requirement. I must've missed… 08/26/2013 on Haunted Gaming: LoZ... 0
#3 - Comment deleted 08/26/2013 on Haunted Gaming: LoZ... 0
#12614 - Does anyone know how strict people at NFL stadiums are about s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12621 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm not 100% sure but if its the upper deck I dont think they would care unless its packed or if someone with the seat next to you doesnt want to move. Best thing to do is to go to a row where there isnt anyone and sit there
#90100 - Ok, asking this might sound beta, especially asking on here, b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90118 - nsfwcontent (08/15/2013) [-]
Ask her where something is in work? if you're fairly new at work then that will be easier.
Then joke or something about how you're still finding your way around town coz you're new then possibly ask her if she knows any nice cafe's or something along those lines.

e.g. 'Hey girl-anon, do you know where the photocopier for retentions is?'
*she replies*
'haha, i'm useless with directions, still trying to get used to the new area. you wouldn't happen to know many nice places to get a decent cup of coffee around town would you?'
*she replies again*
'Sounds rather nice, wanna grab a coffee there sometime?'
User avatar #90103 - delphine (08/15/2013) [-]
ya if you have her number don't friend her until after you've gone on a few dates and if things seem to be going well. don't wanna be too pushy. also, i agree with the asking her for coffee in person. If you don't know each other well yet and she is currently indifferent towards you, you are more likely to "yes" to coffee if you ask her in person because people don't like to decline someone to their face.
User avatar #90101 - daryldixon (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey, let's get to know each other over coffee sometime. do it after work or in person, not over facebook cus that's gay.
#18 - Wouldn't doubt it. 08/14/2013 on Things You Didn't Know Existed -4
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