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- What is that thing?
Walking past crush
- Alpha Crescent, not bad
Moon Moon the Werewulf
- Seriously though, it doesn't fix anything. It won't bring the …
Pray for Boston.
It's a peace of mind. You may not believe so, but when someone suffers a great loss, it's hearing that others are keeping your well-being and recovery in their hearts and minds can be extremely helpful.
Just because you don't think it does anything, don't assume it doesn't.
There is such a thing as "Our thoughts go out to ___", because when a tragedy happens you should be thinking about those involved, but praying to your false deity is not going to put blood back into people's bodies.
No need to push your aggressive atheism on me, dear~
You have no idea what I believe, and please don't fool yourself into thinking that you do. Unfortunately, you seem to be too firmly rooted into your own rectum to understand what I'm trying to say.
Just know that your corpse will rot in the earth and your consciousness will disappear into nothingness. Good day, faggot.
- "John has 32 cakes, he eats 12, what does he have now?&qu…
We learned about you in math
- The things I would do to either of those girls.
- Hey, I want an opinion/advice on eating at a restaurant by you…
Read, puzzles, newspaper, comics, smartphone.
I used to go to diners by myself and enjoy finally being elft the fuck alone by people. Buy a newspaper and a magazine. Read it while waiting for your food and just be friendly to the waiter/waitress. Enjoy the peace of not having somebody tagging along with you all of the fucking time.
I used to just sit there, reading a paper, smiling and being nice to the waitress. drink some unending refreshment and just chill out. Nobody needing conversation or anything. Just enjoying being alone.
Try it my way, is what I was getting at.
Play on your phone
Fill out the application
Read the news
Draw in a sketch book(no dicks)
just don't bring your Pokemon cards
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- So I'm Egyptian and Celtic? My big toe, and index toe are abou…
and you ?
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