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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
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#38736 - You know, that's fine with me at this point, to be honest.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #38738 - JustForTheLulz (11/23/2012) [-]
You might want to think about that a little more. I'm not sure how much experience you have with this, but being friends with someone you like only intensifies your feelings for them, and after a while it hurts to be around them.
#38724 - Can I get some advice on this, advice board? Asking t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #38782 - aabbccddeeff (11/23/2012) [-]
JustForTheLulz is right (yeah I mentioned you in a comment), it's unwise to be her friend with thinking there's a small chance you'll get with her. Yeah it's possible, but i've watched the girl I like grow distant from me, up to the point where she's engaged and has a daughter with a different guy, and i've thought of her every day for 3 years, even though the last time we were physically around each other was late 2010.

tl;dr: by all means go for it, but it's an unwise decision
User avatar #38729 - JustForTheLulz (11/23/2012) [-]
If she has a boyfriend, you're setting yourself up to be 'friendzoned.'
#38736 - mattcris (11/23/2012) [-]
You know, that's fine with me at this point, to be honest.
User avatar #38738 - JustForTheLulz (11/23/2012) [-]
You might want to think about that a little more. I'm not sure how much experience you have with this, but being friends with someone you like only intensifies your feelings for them, and after a while it hurts to be around them.
#64 - I thought that was Gengar at first.... 11/21/2012 on College life +1
#46 - Nice Ghostbusters reference.  [+] (20 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Fuck printers +17
User avatar #49 - peepeethesailor (11/22/2012) [-]
It should say "There is no paper only Zuul" then it would be funnier
#160 - patchesdacrazy (11/22/2012) [-]
#78 - liquidz (11/22/2012) [-]
#83 - fapodap (11/22/2012) [-]
#91 - liquidz (11/22/2012) [-]
**liquidz rolls 16,668,165** For the glory of Panau!
#92 - liquidz (11/22/2012) [-]
**liquidz rolls 67,008,332** Fission Mailed?!
#154 - jdsalenger (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #226 - liquidz (11/22/2012) [-]
**liquidz rolls 18** Let's do this...
#86 - iamnotacleverman has deleted their comment.
#55 - dedaluminus (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #52 - majormoron (11/22/2012) [-]
What does it say in your brain?
User avatar #50 - Nihatclodra (11/22/2012) [-]
... so what the hell do you think it says?
User avatar #59 - peepeethesailor (11/22/2012) [-]
There is no paper only Zuul
User avatar #62 - Nihatclodra (11/22/2012) [-]
exactly. and what did you want it to say instead?
User avatar #64 - peepeethesailor (11/22/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #76 - Nihatclodra (11/22/2012) [-]
What you said is "It should say "There is no paper only Zuul" then it would be funnier", meaning you thought it should be changed. but what you said it should be changed to was exactly the same as what it said anyway, making your comment both pointless and stupid.
User avatar #77 - peepeethesailor (11/22/2012) [-]
Hey now
#127 - bobkiller (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #75 - jamhamington (11/22/2012) [-]
you are tumblr at 3am
#70 - happyfucktime (11/22/2012) [-]
it says "there is no paper only zuul" and you said it would be funnier if it said the same exact thing
#27 - So whenever the fish goes to the castle, do fireworks go off? 11/20/2012 on Badass Fish Tank +1
#66 - Oh, I haven't seen any in a long time. 11/15/2012 on 90s kids will appreciate this 0
#17 - Omg, I totally forgot about 3d doritos, and both French Toast …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on 90s kids will appreciate this 0
#22 - theonlymedicine (11/15/2012) [-]
dunkaroos are still round
#66 - mattcris (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh, I haven't seen any in a long time.
#37 - Sounds like I'm in the wrong country then. I find it very anno…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on Christians +2
User avatar #43 - hideyowives (11/15/2012) [-]
i for one am about to murder someone over tis yearly "war on Christianity" that all the Christians talk about every Christmas
#12 - I've always wondered, if you took the time to save up enough m…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Dirty liar.. +45
#13 - feelythefeel (11/13/2012) [-]
The maximum attainable amount of money is 999,999. 1 less than the required amount. It is impossible to buy it.
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User avatar #24 - nooc (11/13/2012) [-]
When i first played this, i couldn't read very well so i didn't know what a bike voucher was. I tried saving up and pretty much went the whole game without a bike
User avatar #44 - YinScape (11/13/2012) [-]
1000000 Japanese yen = 12589.7000 US dollars

And I still have to PEDAL?
User avatar #139 - sagen (11/14/2012) [-]
**sagen rolls 70** yeah, but its in "p", not yen
User avatar #187 - YinScape (11/14/2012) [-]
In the Japanese versions its yen, and the prices make sense in yen as well. They just changed it in the American versions.
#25 - feelythefeel (11/13/2012) [-]
YFW
#20 - thee (11/13/2012) [-]
Holy shit...
#44 - Me too, looks familiar to me too. 11/03/2012 on Excited radiator is excited 0
#200 - Am I the only one that has only played 3 Zelda games? Link's A… 11/03/2012 on The Ultimate Truth 0
#29 - All of these seem like they would be deaths from a Final Desti…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on Morbid Thoughts 0
User avatar #31 - thatscrewedupkid (11/02/2012) [-]
ok i wasnt the only one thinking that
#45 - I had already lost it about 8 hours into November  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on No fap November +1
#81 - xdjerredlongxd (11/02/2012) [-]
Got me beat by two hours
#27 - Guess what? I'm agnostic, and nobody I know, knows that. And w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2012 on I Love Amish People +2
#47 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#28 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
then that means you aren't a faggot thumbwhore who brings up religion just to get free thumbs.
#14 - Sounds like myspace. 10/28/2012 on This channel... +3
#1 - And this is why drugs are bad. 10/28/2012 on Just a sheep +1
#8725 - Maybe this'll do better on animated gifs board. Anyon…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... 0
#8726 - obedientflyer (10/27/2012) [-]
You mean this one?
#16470 - Anyone have the gif of a small dog bouncing up and down with h… 10/26/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#21 - Wait, $5.50 for delivery? For me, if you get a personal size o… 10/24/2012 on Free Pizza +3
#3 - Redead you say? 10/23/2012 on The Holy Unholy Dead Undead... 0
#7 - **mattcris rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at … 10/23/2012 on Roll picture. -10
#13 - Exactly, she's attractive, but not as much as some people say she is. 10/22/2012 on MEGAN FOX +2
#1 - That's what I'm always afraid I'll do too. 10/22/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#13 - Normal/poison? I don't even think there is a pokemon with both… 10/18/2012 on What's your type? 0
#13 - I've never even seen the movie this is from, and it's actually… 10/11/2012 on Can we cuddle? -2
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