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mattcris

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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:5/14/2016
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Level 152 Content: Faptastic → Level 153 Content: Faptastic
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Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#15 - Things like this is why America is the fattest country.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Things You Didn't Know Existed -15
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#24 - imakejewburgers (08/14/2013) [-]
I appreciate the joke, but we're not the fattest country anymore.
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#17 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
Because that's clearly an american invention
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#31 - wargeneralwest (08/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was french...
#18 - mattcris (08/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't doubt it.
#28 - But it's 2:43pm. 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#27 - Comment deleted 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#439 - Black burrito 08/14/2013 on Red Blueberry Muffin 0
#818 - **mattcris rolled a random image posted in comment #3291610 … 08/13/2013 on Rollin 0
#189 - Sex is like pizza, even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms 0
#203 - haheho (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is nothing like pizza. I have pizza all the time...
#192 - narutolas (08/05/2013) [-]
Having sex is like listening to the beatles. Your parents do it too and that somehow doesn't make it less cool.
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#191 - dedaluminus (08/05/2013) [-]
Sex is like pizza, hot, slippery, and if you're too rough with it or do it at the wrong time there'll be red stuff EVERYWHERE.
#30 - I'm the same way, with girls. I talk about wanting one, no ide…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Does the corner have xbox? +13
#161 - EvilApples (08/04/2013) [-]
This.
#32 - emawee (08/04/2013) [-]
if you find the right one, it's like being with your best friend. BUT SEX!!!!
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#36 - Kyue (08/04/2013) [-]
And maybe butt sex
#34 - fatoneateone (08/04/2013) [-]
*and taking them out to movies and dinner prepare your wallet
#12 - There's also 2 gohmas in Link's Awakening, that are a mini-bos… 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#11 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 5! 0
#10 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Thugtrio +113
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#13 - titsandpuss (08/02/2013) [-]
this is really plausible
#48 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
It was said in one game that they have feet.
#57 - sonicschall (08/03/2013) [-]
From Bulbapedia(the gif as well) :
In Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team, after the first Mt. Steel mission, Diglett mentions having feet. It is mentioned again as being one of the seven mysteries of Pokémon in a letter, alongside Arbok's pattern changes and the inside of Forretress's shell.
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#17 - moorgar (08/02/2013) [-]
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