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Date Signed Up:6/01/2013
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#208 - have you ever heard of forshortening its a drawing technique  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. 0
#210 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Its actually a pretty bad forshortning then
#23 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Muslim problems +7
#63 - well thats somthing you have in common with hal jordan green lantern 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +1
#61 - so aquaman and green lantern are useless... tell me about your…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +3
User avatar #62 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm supersarcastic.
#63 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
well thats somthing you have in common with hal jordan green lantern
#59 - and that time he helped superman move the earth back into orbit?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +1
#206 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Superman and green lantern are a fad too big in that shot, considered that fact the earth is enormous
#208 - mattass (08/19/2013) [-]
have you ever heard of forshortening its a drawing technique
#210 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Its actually a pretty bad forshortning then
User avatar #70 - darknesincontrol (08/18/2013) [-]
thats a really small earth
User avatar #60 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess he just used all the energy in his special security guard membership ring to do that and afterwards just became a regular jackoff untill he plugged it back into his recharger.

#61 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
so aquaman and green lantern are useless... tell me about your superpowers
User avatar #62 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm supersarcastic.
#63 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
well thats somthing you have in common with hal jordan green lantern
#56 - dont ever call green lantern useless  [+] (12 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +19
#209 - mattass (08/19/2013) [-]
really pissed that this image got flagged and i was banned for 6 hours wtf
#213 - mattass (08/25/2013) [-]
im posting it again fuck you admin
User avatar #57 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok. "Glorified Security Guard" it is then.
#59 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
and that time he helped superman move the earth back into orbit?
#206 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Superman and green lantern are a fad too big in that shot, considered that fact the earth is enormous
#208 - mattass (08/19/2013) [-]
have you ever heard of forshortening its a drawing technique
#210 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Its actually a pretty bad forshortning then
User avatar #70 - darknesincontrol (08/18/2013) [-]
thats a really small earth
User avatar #60 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess he just used all the energy in his special security guard membership ring to do that and afterwards just became a regular jackoff untill he plugged it back into his recharger.

#61 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
so aquaman and green lantern are useless... tell me about your superpowers
User avatar #62 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm supersarcastic.
#63 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
well thats somthing you have in common with hal jordan green lantern
#52 - i remember when i did that to captain marvel 08/18/2013 on People of Funnyjunk 0
#28 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Best Prank Ever! +8
#48 - Picture 08/18/2013 on People of Funnyjunk +15
#47 - Comment deleted 08/18/2013 on People of Funnyjunk 0
#3 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Knock knock +9
#28 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Motherfucing Aqua Man. +1
User avatar #51 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
Useless guy nr. 1 kicks useless guy nr. 2s ass.
#56 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
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dont ever call green lantern useless
#209 - mattass (08/19/2013) [-]
really pissed that this image got flagged and i was banned for 6 hours wtf
#213 - mattass (08/25/2013) [-]
im posting it again fuck you admin
User avatar #57 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok. "Glorified Security Guard" it is then.
#59 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
and that time he helped superman move the earth back into orbit?
#206 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Superman and green lantern are a fad too big in that shot, considered that fact the earth is enormous
#208 - mattass (08/19/2013) [-]
have you ever heard of forshortening its a drawing technique
#210 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
Its actually a pretty bad forshortning then
User avatar #70 - darknesincontrol (08/18/2013) [-]
thats a really small earth
User avatar #60 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess he just used all the energy in his special security guard membership ring to do that and afterwards just became a regular jackoff untill he plugged it back into his recharger.

#61 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
so aquaman and green lantern are useless... tell me about your superpowers
User avatar #62 - deadadventurer (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm supersarcastic.
#63 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
well thats somthing you have in common with hal jordan green lantern
#25 - i know right  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on traumatized +46
#48 - nignogatron (08/18/2013) [-]
Do you have the template for that? For educational purposes.
#22 - mfw natural selection  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Why? +22
#34 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
and idiots like this completely disprove natural selection,

Darwin: 0
human stupidity:1
User avatar #70 - trolololer (08/18/2013) [-]
Guys it's a troll -_- or an attempted troll.
User avatar #62 - mcassio (08/18/2013) [-]
Uh... no, they kinda dont. Dude should be dead, but he had the foresight to do something to prevent it. As such, he has the intelligence to survive. Now, if he hadnt had water or whatever that is set aside, then he would have won a Darwin award.
#8 - i guess thatll *puts on sunglasses* turn a few heads 08/18/2013 on Not a single fuck was given... -4
#12 - nick cage was in that movie 08/18/2013 on Taco bell +1
#36 - now they just need to sell jars of oreo cream  [+] (15 new replies) 08/18/2013 on People of Funnyjunk +76
#89 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
nope
it tastes like shit in large quantities
#85 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
will nothing satisfy you?!
#76 - themtaw (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - corpsedolly (08/18/2013) [-]
The oreo creme is just fondant.
User avatar #59 - lepokerface (08/18/2013) [-]
They sell the lucky charms marshmallows and oreo cream in the shop next to me.
#57 - vonderpenshmertz (08/18/2013) [-]
nope
it tastes like shit in large quantities
User avatar #95 - rokulda (08/18/2013) [-]
So a little bit of oreo cream tastes like a large quantity of fecal matter? How do you know this?
#55 - mcswoof (08/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 - kolpster (08/18/2013) [-]
I can see you jars of cream, if you want...
#46 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
nope
it tastes like shit in large quantities
#48 - mattass (08/18/2013) [-]
#47 - mattass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - hamsterball (08/18/2013) [-]
why are we not funding this?!?!?!
User avatar #42 - caseh (08/18/2013) [-]
You are the future
#38 - gaminggenus (08/18/2013) [-]
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!
#25 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Have mercy bubbles! +41
#47 - Picture 08/18/2013 on The Cage is back 0
#36 - Picture 08/15/2013 on Gavin Free, everybody 0
#291 - Picture 08/15/2013 on Black people +4
#8 - getting real tired of your **** bruce 08/14/2013 on Batman's bitch -1
#24 - not at all. its a good game. i do however highly reccomend the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Family 0
#25 - bluwizard (08/14/2013) [-]
will check em after i finish game of thrones (get up to speed on them) and finish the Malazan Book of the Fallen Series.
#22 - why not theres zombies AND sex.. and btw the comics were out b…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Family 0
#23 - bluwizard (08/14/2013) [-]
once again It becomes a case of "Oh well you havent read the books so you really dont understand."

Let me just appreciate the game and hate that little shit of a kid. Do you really have any objections to that?
#24 - mattass (08/14/2013) [-]
not at all. its a good game. i do however highly reccomend the show and books if you ever get the time
#25 - bluwizard (08/14/2013) [-]
will check em after i finish game of thrones (get up to speed on them) and finish the Malazan Book of the Fallen Series.
#8 - how long youve watched this loop  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Bonfire 0
#9 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
how long does it last
User avatar #31 - msterstan (08/14/2013) [-]
the legends say it last far beyond the end of time itself
User avatar #46 - thefunnyside (08/14/2013) [-]
5 minutes
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User avatar #1 - emberstar (09/11/2013) [-]
Cool, let me know if you make a Batman one.

Putting this here, as OP deleted the content...
#2 to #1 - mattass (09/11/2013) [-]
yeah sorry i figured i was gonna post them all at once so keep an eye out
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