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Date Signed Up:6/01/2013
Last Login:12/04/2013
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Content Thumbs: 2539 total,  2998 ,  459
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Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:220 times
Total Comments Made:505
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#17 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Awkward moment +6
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#26 - Picture 08/29/2013 on Gotta go fast! 0
#20 - mfw i have that shirt 08/29/2013 on No flesh wound will stop him 0
#43 - i hope she chokes on her ******* tounge 08/29/2013 on "It was only a matter of... +1
#91608 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Social Board 0
#4 - people said heath ledger was going to ruin the joker .... so l… 08/28/2013 on Jay and SB -1
#50 - ******* anon 08/28/2013 on Never change, funnyjunk -35
#49 - no but mammary glands are nice  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Never change, funnyjunk -34
User avatar #131 - fukkendragonite (08/28/2013) [-]
There are plenty of titties elsewhere. This is the fucking internet. Are you mental?
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I miss old Spider-man posts 0
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#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Never change, funnyjunk -37
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#6 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I miss old Spider-man posts 0
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#4 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I miss old Spider-man posts 0
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#2 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I miss old Spider-man posts +2
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#65 - magic school bus 08/28/2013 on Damn /b/ 0
#35 - GIve me the sauce to the girl about to show me her booooooobs  [+] (11 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Never change, funnyjunk -73
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User avatar #59 - alstorp (08/28/2013) [-]
Wtf
#48 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
Are you 12?
#56 - johnpoppy (08/28/2013) [-]
NO! He's 13! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
(All the sarcasm)
#50 - mattass (08/28/2013) [-]
fucking anon
#49 - mattass (08/28/2013) [-]
no but mammary glands are nice
User avatar #131 - fukkendragonite (08/28/2013) [-]
There are plenty of titties elsewhere. This is the fucking internet. Are you mental?
User avatar #44 - fitemeirlbro (08/28/2013) [-]
hannah montana
#47 - mattass (08/28/2013) [-]
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#12 - seen  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Cute +1
#25 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
sean
#89 - i hope that bitch swallows her tounge.... in the meantime im g… 08/28/2013 on Just felt this should be... 0
#74 - Picture 08/28/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#72 - Picture 08/28/2013 on FJ in a nutshell 0
#831 - cuz superboy is wearing his suit and before he found his suit … 08/28/2013 on Who would win in a fight 0
#698 - batman wins idc what you say...hes freinds with superman and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight +1
User avatar #757 - evebishop (08/28/2013) [-]
Why is superman wearing what looks like a cheap tee-shirt...?
#831 - mattass (08/28/2013) [-]
cuz superboy is wearing his suit and before he found his suit he used a t shirt
User avatar #700 - kalima (08/27/2013) [-]
Friends don't have contingency plans for people they call their friends....
#173 - Picture 08/27/2013 on Please stop it Miley +1
#114 - 1899 08/27/2013 on what I think when I hear +5
#666 - batman because he doesnt kill  [+] (11 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Who would win in a fight -2
#706 - jeremybenden (08/27/2013) [-]
batman hates killing and wont if theres any other choice, but if he has to he will, hes even killed superman
#685 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/27/2013) [-]
That's exactly why he wouldn't win.
User avatar #675 - kalima (08/27/2013) [-]
False, batman issue number one, he hangs a mental patient from the bat plane.
#684 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/27/2013) [-]
They hadn't really rounded out his character yet. He also carried a gun in his early comics.
User avatar #690 - kalima (08/27/2013) [-]
1988 420 He locks a villain underground and starves him. 2007 All-star batman and robin number 7 he lets some thieves burn to death. Where is your argument about his character now?
#696 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/27/2013) [-]
I'm not saying he stopped killing after his character was rounded out. I read about these instances too among others. I can chalk the first one up to bad writing and an incomplete story. It's pretty ominous when Bats walks out and tells a cop that he, "Took care of it," and the cop just nods in fear. But who's to say the cops didn't move the barrier Bats put in place and save the guy? As for All Star Batman... c'mon, that was after Frank Miller lost his shit. ASB is part of his own Millerverse, consisting of The Dark Knight Returns, The Dark Knight Strikes again and All Star Batman. It's all non canon. Yeah, he let some misguided youths burn while he fucked some chick and basked in the stench of burning flesh. Morbid, but he was also a kidnapper and kind of a pedophile in the story too.
User avatar #692 - kalima (08/27/2013) [-]
Batman Number one came out in 1940, 48 years later, and many kills (mostly asians) later. He still kills, sometimes very brutally.
#698 - mattass (08/27/2013) [-]
batman wins idc what you say...hes freinds with superman and the rest of the justice league
User avatar #757 - evebishop (08/28/2013) [-]
Why is superman wearing what looks like a cheap tee-shirt...?
#831 - mattass (08/28/2013) [-]
cuz superboy is wearing his suit and before he found his suit he used a t shirt
User avatar #700 - kalima (08/27/2013) [-]
Friends don't have contingency plans for people they call their friends....
#201 - Comment deleted 08/27/2013 on The Flash in an attosecond 0
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User avatar #1 - emberstar (09/11/2013) [-]
Cool, let me know if you make a Batman one.

Putting this here, as OP deleted the content...
#2 to #1 - mattass (09/11/2013) [-]
yeah sorry i figured i was gonna post them all at once so keep an eye out
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