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Date Signed Up:6/01/2013
Last Login:12/04/2013
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Content Thumbs: 2539 total,  2998 ,  459
Comment Thumbs: 2449 total,  3010 ,  561
Content Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:247682
Times Content Favorited:220 times
Total Comments Made:505
FJ Points:4997

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#25 - Picture 11/07/2013 on good parenting parents 0
#12 - just saying its not the best idea to keep an electrical outlet… 11/06/2013 on Survival of the fittest +1
#8 - saucw 11/01/2013 on Because Racecar 0
#13 - sauce 10/28/2013 on What happens in battle 0
#82 - no **** . im trying to remember the episode  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on That was eazy +1
User avatar #92 - hiyorin (10/27/2013) [-]
That one episode from Justice League
#70 - saaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuce  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2013 on That was eazy +2
User avatar #83 - hirollin (10/27/2013) [-]
the one where the hawk people invade.
User avatar #77 - hiyorin (10/27/2013) [-]
Justice League.
#82 - mattass (10/27/2013) [-]
no shit. im trying to remember the episode
User avatar #92 - hiyorin (10/27/2013) [-]
That one episode from Justice League
#108 - Picture 10/26/2013 on Feminism hits a new low 0
#28 - mfw my english teacher has tortured our class with this movie/play  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on "Oh, girls just wanna have... 0
#36 - venomthc (10/26/2013) [-]
Read niggah
#43 - Picture 10/26/2013 on OP's take on bodybuilding +1
#81 - Picture 10/26/2013 on Titled +4
#178 - ed has a chin? 10/26/2013 on Origins 0
#6361416 - i did the joker was fisting harley 10/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6361237 - Picture 10/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5 - Picture 10/24/2013 on I've got some news for you 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on smart ad 0
#44 - tobyrogers (10/23/2013) [-]
#6 - mfw my brother is autistic and your not ******* funny 10/23/2013 on autism 0
#36 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on smart ad 0
#39 - tobyrogers (10/23/2013) [-]
#42 - mattass (10/23/2013) [-]
#44 - tobyrogers (10/23/2013) [-]
#34 - nudes?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Friend Zoned Costume... +2
User avatar #46 - iwanttousenumbers (10/24/2013) [-]
No, pretty sure it was a one time thing. :/
#144 - sauce 10/22/2013 on How it should be done 0
#38 - when a teacher goes on a rant on how video games cause violenc…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Killstreak +44
User avatar #118 - doublicious (10/18/2013) [-]
That's not the point. Their point is that video games cause violence, not violence is caused by video games
User avatar #96 - Fgner (10/18/2013) [-]
You should also ask them why the amount of violence exhibited by children has actually plummeted by half since violent video games became popular.
User avatar #84 - arsyro (10/18/2013) [-]
And actually these times are the most peaceful the human race has ever seen
#63 - azraelthemage (10/18/2013) [-]
HFW
#43 - remilia (10/18/2013) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #4047587 at Friendly ** this game
#39 - tender (10/18/2013) [-]
*Tips fedora internally
#14 - too bad my dads a deadbeat alcoholic asshole 10/18/2013 on good parenting parents 0
#18 - i have that shirt  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on daddy darth 0
User avatar #21 - crazycommando (10/18/2013) [-]
wheeeere did you get it....I NEEEEED IT

[spoiler] it's so fuking awesome ! [/spoiler]
#336 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on #selfie 0
#343 - crazycommando (10/18/2013) [-]
#5 - Picture 09/18/2013 on Stealing GTA5 from Gamestop +45
#19 - made me think of this guy  [+] (18 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Manors +6
User avatar #31 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Who's that?
#34 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
That's.... funny right?
User avatar #36 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Was an attempt at it. My best friend would kill me if I didn't know who that was.
User avatar #37 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like you need more trustworthy friends....
User avatar #38 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Nah, I trust 'em with my life. He's just clinically insane is all.
#39 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
What could be better?
User avatar #40 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Not much, haha. We've been friends since early childhood, I understand him and I'm one of the few people he trusts.
User avatar #41 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
That's wonderful. Unlike some people, I appreciate the value of good friends.
User avatar #42 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
It is indeed. It's a great feeling to have someone that trusts you and know that you can trust them back.
User avatar #44 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #45 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Better than sex, haha.
User avatar #46 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
Eh.... I wouldn't know.
User avatar #47 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Ah, well it's always good to wait. Even if you aren't waiting it's better to not rush the sort of thing.

I honestly wouldn't have known the feeling until I met my current gf. She's just like my other best friend. But I'm glad I waited for her just like she waited for me.
User avatar #48 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
Now i do have a girlfriend. And let me tell you she's the most wonderful thing on the planet. Amirite?
User avatar #49 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
When you just want to be with them, when it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you're with them. And it's the same for them. You know you're in a great relationship. Whether it be friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, family, whatever.
User avatar #51 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
You're a good man. You'll make a damn fine husband and father someday.
User avatar #52 - chronomancer (09/16/2013) [-]
Thanks and I'm certain you'll be the same, random stranger.
User avatar #53 - tiredofthis (09/16/2013) [-]
I sure hope so.
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User avatar #1 - emberstar (09/11/2013) [-]
Cool, let me know if you make a Batman one.

Putting this here, as OP deleted the content...
#2 to #1 - mattass (09/11/2013) [-]
yeah sorry i figured i was gonna post them all at once so keep an eye out
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