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Gender: male
Age: 19
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, The Elder Scrolls,
Interests: PC, Gaming, And Avoiding Friends
Date Signed Up:6/10/2013
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:norway
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im an 18 years old norwayer that watch anime and go to school.

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#14 - Connor and Haytham clashed weapons until the cannonballs start… 11/12/2014 on Assassins creed vs. real life -3
#7 - Edward assassinated Hornigold. Hornigold: You could h…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Ubisoft and Their Trailers +30
#42 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
I did love Edward. Best Assassins creed of the lot FUCKING PIRATES GUYS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IVE WANTED THIS KIND OF PIRATE GAME? I KNOW ALTAIR WAS COOL AND SHIT BUT FUCKING PIRATES. in my biased opinion and the one which I believe to be the most morally grey. The whole assassin plot was based on the idea that it was against the Templars but critically their actions through the game are often more noble than the Assassins, even though their end goal was misguided and would have ended doing more harm than good. It also taught me that Templar's aren't really a predefined group, they're any figures with the power or the intention to destabilize the status quo of the world.
#31 - jamiemsm (11/09/2014) [-]
one thing i love about Edward is his voice. its the soul reason i watch the new constantine tv show and it seems pretty good too actually
#13 - Picture 11/07/2014 on Dance Comp #2 !!! +15
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Dance Comp #2 !!! +7
User avatar #72 - tiltaz (11/08/2014) [-]
Dats is awesome!
#11 - Picture 11/07/2014 on Dance Comp #2 !!! +6
#296 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Everyone on FJ +2
#52 - he bring shame and dishonor to the brotherhood  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Failed assassination +3
#145 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Nigga how many times did you run out of bullets in Black Flag cut him some slack
#33 - Picture 11/02/2014 on Payday 2: French Version +1
#19 - Picture 10/31/2014 on so beautiful +1
#9 - May 1st 10/28/2014 on Very interesting 0
#21 - Picture 10/26/2014 on Play the song in the... +16
#6 - sorry, i will be bit late 10/25/2014 on Life, death, love 0
#93 - source please, for science of course 10/24/2014 on Fix Wiki 0
#14 - Arno: A 1000 terrors i mean to cure, day by day, street by str…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on :'] -1
#19 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
FJ chat is not the best place to write a book.
#13 - Connor: Mother, Father i am sorry, i have failed you both. I m…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on :'] -1
#14 - matsezinado (10/24/2014) [-]
Arno: A 1000 terrors i mean to cure, day by day, street by street, templar by templar

Edward: No. For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home. Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... here's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me.

Aveline: I stand with those who stand with me. I lure my prey through the guise of a lady. I escape unnoticed through the veil of a slave. And though I may conceal my identity, one thing is certain: commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next. I am Aveline de Grandpré, I am an Assassin, and I fight for liberation.

Nikolai: My father wanted this life, Anna, not I. He came to this country with a dream and made the Narodnaya Volya his cause. I do not know if I have the strength to serve the Order of Assassins as he did.
#19 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
FJ chat is not the best place to write a book.
#12 - Altaïr: Ah. The end of an era... When I was very young, I was…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on :'] -1
#13 - matsezinado (10/24/2014) [-]
Connor: Mother, Father i am sorry, i have failed you both. I made a promise to protect our people. I tought, i tought if i could stop the templars, if i could keep the revolution free from their influence, that those i supported would do what was right, they did i suppose do what was right, what was right for them. As for you father i tought i might unite us, that we would forget the past and forge a better future, in time i believed you could see the world as i did to understand, but it was just a dream, this too i should have known. were we not meant to live in peace then is that it? Are we born to argue, to fight? So many voices, each demanding something else. It has been hard at times but never harder than today. To see all i worked for perverted, discarded, forgotten. You would say i have described the whole of history, father. Are you smiling then? hoping i might say the words you long to hear? To validate you, to say all along you were right? I will not. Even now faced as i am with the truth of your cold words i Refuse! Because i believe things can still change! I may never succeed, the Assassins may struggle another 1000 years in vain, but we will not stop! Compromise that is what everyone has insisted upon, and so i have learned it, but differently than most i think. I realize now that it will take time, that the road ahead is long and shrouded in darkness. It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go and I doubt I will live to see it end. But I will travel down it nonetheless For at My side walks hope and the face of all that insists that i turn back, i carry on, this... this is my compromise.

Shay: Life's hardest choices are the ones that force you to question your own moral code. My choice has led me here standing against those who i once called brothers. History may brand me traitor, rebel, or renegade. But in the end, it doesn't matter how history remembers me. What matters, is that I followed my own creed.
#14 - matsezinado (10/24/2014) [-]
Arno: A 1000 terrors i mean to cure, day by day, street by street, templar by templar

Edward: No. For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home. Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... here's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me.

Aveline: I stand with those who stand with me. I lure my prey through the guise of a lady. I escape unnoticed through the veil of a slave. And though I may conceal my identity, one thing is certain: commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next. I am Aveline de Grandpré, I am an Assassin, and I fight for liberation.

Nikolai: My father wanted this life, Anna, not I. He came to this country with a dream and made the Narodnaya Volya his cause. I do not know if I have the strength to serve the Order of Assassins as he did.
#19 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
FJ chat is not the best place to write a book.
#42 - well, this doesn't bode well  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Gotta go fast +35
#257 - killzones (10/25/2014) [-]
Ha, I just finished that game an hour and a half ago, put about 27 hours into 100%. It was worth it because the game is, game of the year.
#189 - animedudej (10/24/2014) [-]
this fuckers gonna smash a spaceship into my house...
#12 - Moist Armpit 10/23/2014 on Jimbles spoopy time 0
#5 - "I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness a… 10/23/2014 on Read more,see more:) 0
#5 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Watermelon +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Them Thighs. +1
#2 - anonymous (10/22/2014) [-]
niggers
#7 - is-is that a mannequin? 10/20/2014 on Super size 0
#76 - kamen uchuujin (masked alien) 10/20/2014 on Anime Name: Try It +2
#87 - shingeki no kyojin toradora code geass kill la kil… 10/19/2014 on a top ten +1
#7 - Picture 10/19/2014 on I don't underSTAND 0
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User avatar #19 - camelium (05/31/2014) [-]
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#18 - beretta (03/27/2014) [-]
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#13 to #12 - matsezinado (03/01/2014) [-]
nooooooooooo i refuuuuuuuuse! wuuuuuuuuuuueh
#16 to #15 - megashot (03/01/2014) [-]
i bet you want a taste of my big hard reaper drone
#17 to #16 - matsezinado (03/01/2014) [-]
a-are you sure?
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#9 to #8 - matsezinado (03/01/2014) [-]
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#6 - megashot (03/01/2014) [-]
faggot
#5 - megashot (03/01/2014) [-]
hey faggot, why are you such a faggoty faggot
User avatar #1 - tittentei (12/06/2013) [-]
Hei. Norsk?
User avatar #2 to #1 - matsezinado (12/07/2013) [-]
Norsk som bare faen
User avatar #3 to #2 - tittentei (12/07/2013) [-]
Løfter du da? ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - matsezinado (12/07/2013) [-]
meh
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