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Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, The Elder Scrolls,
Interests: PC, Gaming, And Avoiding Friends
Date Signed Up:6/10/2013
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#13 - i wiell teik the renng tu murdur 02/16/2015 on LoTR +3
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Yes it is a repost -4
User avatar #12 - donatelo (02/15/2015) [-]
saying "cute" and adding a picture makes me make a face of disgust.
#11 - mreggsalad (02/15/2015) [-]
The way he's holding the arrow with his left hand would skin between his fingers when he released. That would hurt like balls man.
#11 - i can't believe i tought that Zura was gintama's serious type  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Gintama Cameos/References 0
#13 - Ken M (02/15/2015) [-]
Or when the guy takes out a beatbox does a dance and Gintoki asks what he is doing and he answers "It is not katsura, it is katsurap."
"yo yo joi wa joy" etc
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Get Out +205
#6 - gmanofwonder (02/15/2015) [-]
You could have made a pun with the title of the content.

I'm disappointed.

I know today I'm still gonna get red thumbs like a bitch, but that doesn't make me wrong.
#10 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/15/2015) [-]
Tell me about it, everyone was hating on me but i was totally right
#20 - moviefuckthewhat (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm gonna step in here to remind people of all the clopper posts that got thumbed up when being brony was a cool thing to be.

Or in the early days of yellow FJ when people were ok with the new wave of feminism.

The amount of thumbs a comment has has no effect on the legitimacy of the posters statement. It's only an indicator of how many people like or dislike your comment. That in turn is usually a rough indicator of the average age group currently on funnyjunk.
#61 - If you guys thought Smaug was big i present to you: Ancalagon …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Because Dragons +1
User avatar #63 - samaramidnight (02/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, I heard he's huge...
But here's a serious question: Where does he live? Inside planets core?
Because 'under the mountain' seems too small and 'under four mountains' sounds more believable, but when he's not in his cave, the mountains should colapse because of the huge hole beneath them, no?
#105 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Anime Cameos & References Comp +1
#135 - garymuthafuknoak (02/13/2015) [-]
#157 - Picture 02/13/2015 on How to make video games +9
#7 - does it make me a bad human if i didn't gave a **** abo… 02/02/2015 on Not sure if this has been... +2
#78 - Pain & Gain 02/01/2015 on just question 0
#58 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Shrek La Shrek +1
#70 - **** ! 01/30/2015 on Crossover Comp Part 4 0
#8 - Ezio: I thought... I thought I was beyond this. But I'm not. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Crossover Comp Part 4 +1
User avatar #36 - squidamon (01/30/2015) [-]
you forgot to include 200 fucking hours of mashing the punch button.
#70 - matsezinado (01/30/2015) [-]
#30 - Al Mualim: Impossible! The student does not defeat the teacher… 01/26/2015 on Wallpaper Comps are fun +2
#59 - Altaïr: It's done then. Your schemes, like you, are put to re…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Game Wallpaper Comp +58
#79 - hillbillypowpow (01/26/2015) [-]
Goddamn AC1 was so good.
User avatar #311 - ihaspotato (01/26/2015) [-]
It was, but Unity sure as hell wasn't.
#144 - aerosol (01/26/2015) [-]
I just finished it recently.
mfw the ending
#147 - hillbillypowpow (01/26/2015) [-]
Al mualim was a dick all along, the apple is actually some mystical alien technology with a map to other pieces of mystical alien technology called pieces of eden, also there's more pieces of eden, Desmond experienced something called the bleeding effect from being in the animus too long and got a bit of eagle vision, he saw messages written by the former Abstergo captive
User avatar #150 - aerosol (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh okay. The symbols were the only thing that didn't make sense to me. It all seemed like a big setup for the next game.

I got an Xbone for Christmas and it came with Black Flag and Unity, so I thought I should finish the first one. It was pretty good. Repetitive, but good
User avatar #442 - miscreant (01/26/2015) [-]
It was a big set up for the next game. Already in the very first AC, they actually hinted towards doing something big for 2012-12-21 (which they did, as it was what AC3s story revolved around).
They also hint towards more things in AC2, which imo is the best Assassin's Creed.
#15 - Altaïr: I would see your eyes before you die. Altaïr re… 01/23/2015 on more game papers 0
#14 - Comment deleted 01/23/2015 on more game papers 0
#96 - dangly spaghetti massacre 01/23/2015 on Dong names 0
#44 - Jubair: Why? Why have you done this? Altaïr: Men must be …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Video games +1
#67 - Ken M (01/22/2015) [-]
lol Altair is nothing but a naive hypocrite
#14 - Picture 01/19/2015 on Dean's crazy, man.. +2
#125 - Jubair: Why? Why have you done this? Altaïr: Men must be … 01/17/2015 on I just love Venice. 0
#3 - Sibrand: Please, don't do this. Altaïr: You are afraid. … 01/17/2015 on Assassin's Chan +2
#3 - Picture 01/17/2015 on Jehovah +1
#5 - Altaïr: Your work here is finished. Majd: No, no! It…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/16/2015 on I just love Venice. +188
User avatar #30 - wilfredfanforever (01/17/2015) [-]
Now I'm actually a little upset I never finished AC1
#25 - tbeaz (01/17/2015) [-]
I forgot how damn good the writing used to be for these games. I don't think it's necessarily horrible now but it used to be full of actually interesting rhetoric and wit. Now it seems to mainly boil down to just:

Assassin: "blah freedom!"
Templar: "blah people are sheep, no freedom!"

Ubisoft why you yearly release schedule
User avatar #106 - niggastolemyname (01/17/2015) [-]
because moneymoneymoney
User avatar #85 - theshadowed (01/17/2015) [-]
I thought the writing is still very good. Expecially the look into how Templars are actually in the newer games
User avatar #31 - wilfredfanforever (01/17/2015) [-]
I still feel it's Pretty good.

Charles Lee: Why do you fight?

Connor: Because no one else will!


Edward (to a dying soldier who kicked his ass before): You humbled me once, and I took that hard lesson, and I bettered myself. Die knowing that for all of our conflict, you helped make a soldier out of a scoundrel.
#33 - tbeaz (01/17/2015) [-]
I actually did really enjoy the third Assassins creed games story, I never really understood all the hate for that game. Maybe because it wasn't such a revolution like II was?

Black flag kind of vexed me because although it wasn't really terrible I felt like at it's heart they really wanted to make a pirate game but decided oh let's just make it an Assassins creed game too for no reason.
User avatar #86 - ztron (01/17/2015) [-]
My huge problem with AC3 is that a good 12-13 hours in it still felt like a tutorial. I was getting really annoyed with all the hand holding and quit playing the game after Paul Revere's ride. That and compared to the Third Crusade or the Renaissance, the American Revolution was just a really boring setting for an AC story, in my opinion anyway.
#35 - wilfredfanforever (01/17/2015) [-]
ACIII was buggy for me, (more so then Unity). Even to the point where the DLC was 100% unplayable. To my knowledge there hasn't been a fix for the problem. Also, I think the reason Connor got so much shit was because he was the complete opposite of Ezio. This is okay, lots of characters are serious and and straight to the point and people love it (Master Chief, Batman). I really think that whatever personality they gave the assassin after Ezio, it would never be god enough to people

And yeah, same sort of thought I had. Edward was really a pirate who didn't start affiliating himself with the Assassins until the game was basically done. "A Pirate trained by Assassins..." not true at all
#37 - tbeaz (01/17/2015) [-]
Ah that would make sense if it was technical issues, I had an xbox copy and fortunately never experienced any. I liked Connor because he was quiet but actually had a personality. It was kind of hot-headed but also dignified and inquisitive. You don't see that a lot in games.
#34 - tbeaz (01/17/2015) [-]
I also thought Connor was a really cool character and felt like his life is one I would have liked to have seen more indepth and drawn out like the did with Ezio. His story felt like it was rushing at a breakneck speed to me, although that might just be because it was coming right after the Ezio saga.
#14 - holeinone (01/17/2015) [-]
I enjoyed reading this more than the content.
User avatar #7 - mephiblis (01/17/2015) [-]
>Amagad u keel ppl

Proceeds to kill people.
#12 - Ken M (01/17/2015) [-]
Yeah but killing innocent people and killing dickheads who need to die are two totally different things.
User avatar #11 - vortexrain (01/17/2015) [-]
Street justice, nigga.
#26 - LOG IN AND SAY THAT AS A MAN!!!!!!!! 01/07/2015 on Feel train incoming +1
#12 - Picture 01/06/2015 on FC4: blood dinosaurs? 0


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User avatar #21 - chrisel (02/06/2015) [-]
Why are you systematically down thumbing my comments?
User avatar #19 - camelium (05/31/2014) [-]
hey ***** , heard u were talking **** on them horses, i like that
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#13 to #12 - matsezinado ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
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#16 to #15 - megashot (03/01/2014) [-]
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#17 to #16 - matsezinado ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
a-are you sure?
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#5 - megashot (03/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - tittentei (12/06/2013) [-]
Hei. Norsk?
User avatar #2 to #1 - matsezinado ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
Norsk som bare faen
User avatar #3 to #2 - tittentei (12/07/2013) [-]
Løfter du da? ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - matsezinado ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
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