Translation:
"You are all idiots thinking I was telling the truth, I'm now going to lie and say HE apologized to ME instead of me apologizing for being so conceited. Hope you're sheep enough to believe it"

Holy fuck, can you even read?

"I’d like to thank the masses of you who believed me and who have offered me your kindness and support from the start, and I’d also like to mention that the chap who ‘debunked’ my original post is on my side. He deleted his blog and apologised to me over a year ago. We went out for a burger to talk it over. We cool."

Translation:
"You are all idiots thinking I was telling the truth, I'm now going to lie and say HE apologized to ME instead of me apologizing for being so conceited. Hope you're sheep enough to believe it"

Oh boy, you're gonna make me dig up the old shit.

ami-angelwings.tumblr.com/post/118645624869/i-find-you-to-be-a-horrible-person-for-reblogging

And here is the tumblr OP's response:
ami-angelwings.tumblr.com/post/108154735989/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished
ami-angelwings.tumblr.com/post/108524690249/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished

News confirmation:
www.westerndailypress.co.uk/prison-man-headbutted-young-mum-broke-nose/story-17648167-detail/story.html
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/good-samaritan-mum-headbutted-by-thug-1495221
www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/man_sentenced_after_head_butting_stranger_1_1751023
www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/in_the_dock_1_1781518

Now I think tumblr is just as reprehensible as anyone else on here, but it reflects badly on us when we take whatever we feel like to be evidence that they're all just horrible people.

Holy fuck, can you even read?

"I’d like to thank the masses of you who believed me and who have offered me your kindness and support from the start, and I’d also like to mention that the chap who ‘debunked’ my original post is on my side. He deleted his blog and apologised to me over a year ago. We went out for a burger to talk it over. We cool."

Translation:
"You are all idiots thinking I was telling the truth, I'm now going to lie and say HE apologized to ME instead of me apologizing for being so conceited. Hope you're sheep enough to believe it"

That was such a high overshot that you should use it as your private space program and land the first man on mars.
Your assumption was so quick that it would put the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) out of business.
Your edginess is so fine and sharp, that you could cut the superstrings that make up the universe.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"There is no problem with wanting to shove a barrelful of carrots in your mouth,
the problem comes with the denial that you want a barrelful of carrots in your mouth"