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User avatar #47 - thewhitezombie (09/16/2014) [-]
His name was Gary. To know what sort of dog he was, all you need to know is this: He was a registered therapy dog, and the only part of that we had to train for was "stay". He was naturally gentle, calm, and kind. He was a rescue, he was beaten and abused horribly as a puppy, and he still truly loved people. Especially children.

Bernese live tragically short lives, but their hearts are gold. If you do get one, never buy one in the US. The AKC has absolutely destroyed the breed (both mentally and physically). Your best bet is to travel to a farming village in Switzerland and buy a puppy bred from working parents. Also, this method is cheaper, as an American bred one will run you over $2,000.
#12 - Nothing worse than cheap cider. Strongbow, Frosty Jacks and su…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - nsfwanon (09/15/2014) [-]
Nah man, Strongbow is awesome. It's when you're slumped outside an offie at 4am with a half-empty 3 liter bottle of White Lightning that you really need to start worrying.
User avatar #17 - Razierw (09/14/2014) [-]
To be sung in the style of a drunk 40 year old from Yorkshire. Six pack of fosters in the morning, twelve strongbow's at noon. When it comes to the evening, special brew special brew special brew!

Thank you.
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