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Officialy failed this year. Gonna need to redo it, all thanks to one snitch in my class.comment
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Date Signed Up:8/10/2012
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#3777569 - ratio?  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
User avatar #3777581 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Send offer and I'll ask board. Cuz I ain't good with those
#3777561 - for?  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
User avatar #3777568 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Raw gems
User avatar #3777569 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
ratio?
User avatar #3777581 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Send offer and I'll ask board. Cuz I ain't good with those
#3777534 - Yea, as always 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... -1
#3777518 - For? (Sorry for the wrong reply, clicked the wrong comment)  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3777527 - deadlywarrior (9 hours ago) [-]
rits/iron ore you dont have much of either
User avatar #3777534 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
Yea, as always
#3777517 - For? 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3777512 - Buying: Badges, Ebony Wood, White Oak Wood, 48 pears  [+] (9 new replies) 9 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3777560 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm selling ebony wood
User avatar #3777561 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
for?
User avatar #3777568 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Raw gems
User avatar #3777569 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
ratio?
User avatar #3777581 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Send offer and I'll ask board. Cuz I ain't good with those
User avatar #3777514 - deadlywarrior (9 hours ago) [-]
I am selling ebony wood
User avatar #3777518 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
For?
(Sorry for the wrong reply, clicked the wrong comment)
User avatar #3777527 - deadlywarrior (9 hours ago) [-]
rits/iron ore you dont have much of either
User avatar #3777534 - matmans (9 hours ago) [-]
Yea, as always
#3777011 - Buying: Badges, Ebony Wood, White Oak Wood, 48 pears 11 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#19379 - Sure I will sell the toasts, just send a trade 05/24/2013 on retrochris's profile 0
#3775740 - Buying: Badges, Ebony Wood, White Oak Wood, 48 pears 05/24/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
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#2878 - luluQ (05/21/2013) [-]
How can she flunk you for the whole year, for one days fail ? That just isn't right
#2879 to #2878 - luluQ (05/21/2013) [-]
SUCKS bro, you shouldn't be failing anything
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Its for our end project. For each class we need to make 3 tasks, except for French and some others we only need to make one because of shortage of time. That task is the one I didnt hear about because I was sick home for a week, so I didnt make it.
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - luluQ (05/21/2013) [-]
That's just worse, man. Isn't there anything you can do ?
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - matmans (05/22/2013) [-]
Nope, I am fucked.
User avatar #2871 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude, your forgot: Awesome Lover ( and ) Holder of the Sacred Contributor Badge
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #2874 to #2872 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/21/2013) [-]
Your Description on your Profile, You forgot 2 things
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
AWWW Thank you
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - MYSTICxxCAT (05/21/2013) [-]
You're Welcome
User avatar #2724 - madmanslantern (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh damn, that was a while ago.. I thought it was recently

lmao
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey, Yea I have recovered. Everything is better now. Thanks for the concern
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - madmanslantern (05/20/2013) [-]
Great, awesome ^_^
User avatar #2723 - madmanslantern (05/20/2013) [-]
Did you recover from your heart attack?
User avatar #2709 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey Matty
User avatar #2862 to #2709 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
He knew it and we knew it.
Were aaaall fucked up.
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
We are all crazy bastards
Some just more then others
User avatar #2865 to #2863 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Nah, were just killers in training
Well, except the 13ers that come to tc
User avatar #2867 to #2865 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Welp, Ima go hop in the shower
Ill return in an ~45 minutes
God I love my shower
User avatar #2873 to #2867 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Sorry I didnt reply, my parents wanted to go out for dinner again.
And I love them too, wet and hot. And what 13ers?
User avatar #2831 to #2709 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Cream as in whipped cream?
User avatar #2832 to #2831 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Mhm... Its fun to lick off yourself
User avatar #2834 to #2832 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Thats hot
User avatar #2841 to #2834 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
It is
User avatar #2843 to #2841 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Now I want special movie time
User avatar #2845 to #2843 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I got wait untill my parents are gone -.-
User avatar #2847 to #2845 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Ouch, shouldve gotten a rabbit. Not much dog hair falls off of them
User avatar #2849 to #2847 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I know, but my dog is so fluffy :3
(And he has a pretty big tongue ;) )
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Zoophilia only fuels my erection
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
He likes the whip cream too. Everywhere
User avatar #2852 to #2851 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Whip cream =/= Peanut Butter?
User avatar #2853 to #2852 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
No, Peanut butter is too sticky. I dont want to take a shower after every time I do that. It would take a lot of water.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Contemplating searching whip cream
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Poor kitty
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
I meant human porn!
This time
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Good boy
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
I love how we're still on Mat's profile
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I love how he later will all read this and think "I really have fucked up friends"
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
He already knew he had fucked up friends
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hopefully
User avatar #2778 to #2709 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Matti's tits arent able to go into...an ass...I dont want that image in my head acctually
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Lube does wonders. And I think he just wants his face between them
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
We dont know what kind of stuff hes into, he might have some secrets hes keeping from us still
User avatar #2782 to #2780 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I think I know everything about him. Even that he tried to force a knife through his throat a few days ago. I dont think he wants D tits in his ass.
User avatar #2784 to #2782 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
**traks eyes dart around alot**
True, Im not trying to let my fetishes out saying their Mats or anything
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I know, its okay baby. Just be gentle with yourself and dont hurt your special spot. Okay?
User avatar #2786 to #2785 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
The keyblade totally missed that spot, Im good.
User avatar #2788 to #2786 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Good. We dont want to break out some white stuff by accident. Do we?
User avatar #2796 to #2788 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #2797 to #2796 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Just clean up afterwards. Get your cat?
User avatar #2801 to #2797 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
She ran away, she couldnt handle it
User avatar #2804 to #2801 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Do it in a bottle and put it in here drinking cup or somthing
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
UNICORN MASK BLOWJOBS
User avatar #2809 to #2805 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I AM NOT PUTTING THAT THING ON
User avatar #2812 to #2809 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Why use a unicorn mask when my hand works perfectly? o_o
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Because a mouth is better then a hand?
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah but I am pretty flexible...
User avatar #2822 to #2814 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
...Why not just find a cheap hooker?
User avatar #2824 to #2822 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Because........I like to romance myself
Throw some Kenny G on, light some candles, dim the lights
User avatar #2830 to #2824 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Isnt that painfull for your back?
And I prefer cream, its fun to lick off
User avatar #2747 to #2709 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
What up nigguh?
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
You arent Matty. Hi
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah but he mentioned me, plus I was too lazy to go to your profile and ask whats up
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Arent we all lazy? And I know he just said "Maybe I shouldnt have mentioned everybody... Oh well"
How are you?
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Pretty...Id say depressed.
Bad day, lots of fighting.
Feel worthless, the usual.
User avatar #2753 to #2751 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Awww. Does somebody need a hug?
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Meh, cookies are where its at, hugs are good too.
Wait...what if cookies AND hugs?
User avatar #2755 to #2754 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Perfect combo
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
So much screaming and yelling in this damn house ._.
User avatar #2758 to #2756 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Stop raping your cat then
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
But it feels so gooooood
User avatar #2762 to #2759 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Stop raping young pussies. I know they are tight, but that doesnt mean you have to feel it all the time (even if I do)
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Fine...matmans, share some lube? I need the keyblade inside of me, now.
User avatar #2765 to #2763 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Sorry man I need them all.
User avatar #2815 to #2765 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm scared, please dont hurt me.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
What do you think the lube is for?
User avatar #2818 to #2816 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
That, but still it could hurt a lot.
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Just take it
User avatar #2821 to #2819 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Alright fine.
User avatar #2826 to #2821 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Open up
User avatar #2767 to #2765 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Please be gentle with me
User avatar #2769 to #2767 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
No, there is a fist going up your ass.
User avatar #2792 to #2769 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Matty, no fisting her please.
User avatar #2794 to #2792 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Fine, you bend over then.
User avatar #2806 to #2794 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
But, but, but, but alright fine, just please be very gentle
User avatar #2868 to #2806 - jorgethemaster (05/21/2013) [-]
...Is this considered cybersex..?
User avatar #2808 to #2806 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
YAY
User avatar #2800 to #2794 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Umm no thank you. How about Jeffory? he still has a giant hole in his ass.
User avatar #2802 to #2800 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
I am not gay. No Jeffory. Dont worry, I will take it easy.
User avatar #2790 to #2769 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Thecatdidit. Come control your boyfriend. He is scaring me.
User avatar #2795 to #2790 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
She isnt my boss.
And dont forget that I am yours.
User avatar #2798 to #2795 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes master. What do you want me to do?
User avatar #2799 to #2798 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Shut up and touch me
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
What could you possible need that much lube...for...nevermind, I dont even want to know...
User avatar #2768 to #2766 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Yea, Matty isnt that big.
User avatar #2771 to #2768 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Sorry that my dick is so small compared to your overused vagina. Told you not to get a big size dildo.
User avatar #2770 to #2768 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
I dont want to know what types of phallic objects he wants to be acquainted with
User avatar #2772 to #2770 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
...Easy English please.
User avatar #2774 to #2772 - traks (05/21/2013) [-]
Phallic, large and long
Acquainted, get to know better
Lol
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Ah.... Mattis tits and that is it, I think
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey? Why did you make an acccount?
User avatar #2829 to #2710 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
we needed a new thread that didnt run out so fast.
open up? I thought i was just supposed to bend over.
User avatar #2838 to #2829 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Spread those cheeks
User avatar #2839 to #2838 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
sigh fine *spreads cheeks*
User avatar #2840 to #2839 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Maybe you should have cleaned yourself first before doing this...
User avatar #2844 to #2840 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
hisssss. I did. now be quiet or no more roleplaying for you.
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Lets just do this later. After you have freshed yourself up a bit.
User avatar #2864 to #2846 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
User avatar #2869 to #2864 - matmans (05/21/2013) [-]
Bite me
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
ok *bites you on the neck like you told me to*
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
So I can contact Matti easier.
User avatar #2803 to #2711 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I know. I need a good time to talk to my mom about it. My sister is home and I don't want to do it around her.
User avatar #2807 to #2803 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Do it soon. And Matti... Matty just said this in skype:
"If I dont return tomorow , I have hang myself. If I cant fix this grade, I will never be able to be with Matti."
User avatar #2810 to #2807 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm gonna talk to him. I cant lose him, i just cant.
User avatar #2811 to #2810 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
He just needs rest. The other ones in his head are fucking with him.
User avatar #2817 to #2811 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I hope so. I just want him to be better and to not worry or hurt himself.
User avatar #2820 to #2817 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
He hurts himself all the time. He doesnt feel anything anymore
User avatar #2823 to #2820 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I just dont want him to. He was playing with the knife on cam and it scared me and i was screaming at him and begging for him to put it up. I just can't bare the thought of him being hurt.
User avatar #2825 to #2823 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Be happy. We saw him trying to slice his own throat on cam.
User avatar #2827 to #2825 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
If I saw that I probably would have been lost past the point of no return. I would have gone insane.
User avatar #2828 to #2827 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
We are. And YOU are the main cause. Seeing you in pain hurts him more then you think
User avatar #2833 to #2828 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I wish I was like him and could hide it but I'm not. Something he didn't tell you, I was suicidal last week. There were 3 times I was about to take my life.
User avatar #2835 to #2833 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
...And there were around 3 times he did too or more.
User avatar #2836 to #2835 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Yep. I just hate myself for hurting him and wish there was a way to stop it. At those points all i could think of is that if i die then i'm unable to hurt him anymore. Each time the thing that made me realize i couldnt do it is seeing him cry. You never see him express that much emotion and to see him cry was heartbreaking, i couldnt let him keep crying, i had to stop it.
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
He never cried before as much as now. You are hitting the right spots. Keep it up like this and he will be an emotional wreck by the beginning of the summer.
User avatar #2842 to #2837 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I already am one. Ever since then i have gone insane about hurting him. If i think i said even the smallest thing wrong i freak out and apologize and ask him not to be angry at me or hurt or upset.
User avatar #2848 to #2842 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
He wont be. Just try to get better, for both of you
User avatar #2866 to #2848 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm trying to. I plan on talking to my mom as soon as I possibly can about the headaches.
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - thecatdidit (05/20/2013) [-]
How are you? Should we have any of our conversation in PMs?
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey. Sorry for the late reply. Was busy helping my parents with cleaning (my dog loses a lot of hair). And I am fine with it being this way.
How are you? And why is Matty so down?
User avatar #2752 to #2746 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm alright. I explained to Matty my theory about my headaches and that I'm afraid they're caused by a tumor. I also ended up lying to him and I'm pretty sure that hurt him a lot. I don't know why I did it but I did.
User avatar #2757 to #2752 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I know, but he seem desperate. Like he is close to breaking down.
And you didnt, he doesnt care you lied. He is just worried about you. A LOT.
User avatar #2760 to #2757 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Also his teacher told him that he wasnt going to pass this year and that means that i probably wont be able to see him
User avatar #2761 to #2760 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
We heard. He is gonna talk to her tomorow from what I heard. Hopefully he can get his grades. If you cant come, he wont make it untill the end of summer
User avatar #2764 to #2761 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I didn't want to hear. I was hoping that if i couldn't come to see him in the summer he might be able to come and visit me on my birthday like we had talked about some.
User avatar #2773 to #2764 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
I am afraid he wont be able to.
User avatar #2776 to #2773 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't want to lose my Matty. And julie i seriously think i'm going insane.
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Whats wrong?
User avatar #2781 to #2777 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Just how i act and what I do. If you saw me on Saturday and Sunday, especially Sunday, you would probably agree. If Matty heard what I was saying he would definitely agree that I've gone insane.
User avatar #2783 to #2781 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Maybe that is what worries him. "I miss my little girl"
User avatar #2787 to #2783 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
Probably. I just want to be normal again. I try but then something sets me off and I end up freaking out and it takes a while to become normal again.
User avatar #2789 to #2787 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Its making him really worried. He hasnt slept in days, he is constantly off track at school, his headaches are getting worse, he cant even concentrate while he is talking to you. He just wants you to be healthy again.
User avatar #2791 to #2789 - thecatdidit (05/21/2013) [-]
I know. I kinda wish I didn't tell him. I'm afraid to tell my mom and go to the doctor and have my theory confirmed.
User avatar #2793 to #2791 - psychojulie (05/21/2013) [-]
Just go. Its better to know it and get better then to sit there and make both of you suffer.
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Alright. Just use emails if she is offline and pms when she is online. Otherwise everybody can read it just like this convo. Gonna add other people too on here?
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
Maybe. I sended requests to thecatdidit, helperkitty and facecake.
I am afraid of jorgethemaster. Ask the others what they think.
User avatar #2727 to #2713 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid of me D:
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
But... but... You dont even think I exist.
And you say nasty things about my best friend D:
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
I do think you exist, now. Hello.
And that's a long story. Everything is cool now.
Many things happened, too much to explain and stuff. Nothing to worry about : )
How's it going? :]
User avatar #2730 to #2729 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
So its just the ginger, irish cunt and ... Trevor? Who dont think I exist then.
And I am waiting for my parents to get ready, going to the mall to buy clothes and such. You?
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
Cleaning : (

I just got home, from a friends house. I was there for 4 days. Need to catch up on homework and whatnot
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
That sucks. I am going back to college next year. Had some trouble at school this year so I skipped it. Had fun at his house?
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
Aw, sucks :/
And yeah, we made a bonfire and went to the lake a couple nights ago. Apparently I was drunk and I barley remember. :| We biked a lot, around trails and ponds. It was fun.
User avatar #2734 to #2733 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
I love bonfires. Me and my friends went to this summer camp once and we had an awesome time during the bonfire. Watching our tutors getting drunk was hilarious.
And we heard about you getting drunk, you caused some shit between Matty and Matti.
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
I did? What did I do? :0
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
You talking behind Mattys back about him really upsets Matti (Matty knows people do that all the time so he doesnt care anymore). It makes Matti think she isnt good enough for Matty and that she doesnt make him happy or something like that.
I will put it like this: Women Logic. Take that from a person who is one.
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
I have conflicted opinions about all this.
I don't talk behind his back anymore, just at the time, shit was going on and myself and one or more people were talking about him

Everything's cool now : )
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
I hope so, dont tell anybody this but... Matty is scared to go to bed, just because he is afraid of what people may say about him and how much it will upset Matti.
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - jorgethemaster (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow ) :
User avatar #2740 to #2739 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
Its probably why he is so sick. He doesnt get enough sleep to heal up.
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Alright. Btw the others are: Masturbator, thedarkreaper, squibwolf, traks, ....
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
Okay ♥
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Okay, scratch masturbator off that list. She already is saying no.
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
I thought so. I will just add Matti and that is it.
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Add Zack. He will probably want to add you as a friend.
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
Okay. I am just gonna send requests to all. They can say what they want.
AND THIS FUCKING POST LIMIT IS PISSING ME OFF.
User avatar #2720 to #2719 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Get thumbs and level up your account. This why you dont have such a big limit.
User avatar #2721 to #2720 - psychojulie (05/20/2013) [-]
I will try and masturbator just sended ME a request....
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Ofc she did...
#2708 - matmans (05/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2703 - vosdiligunt (05/19/2013) [-]
I need your item site now!
User avatar #2706 to #2705 - vosdiligunt (05/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - matmans (05/19/2013) [-]
np
User avatar #2666 - matmans (05/18/2013) [-]
The pics for my new avatar:
User avatar #2697 to #2666 - luluQ (05/18/2013) [-]
Remember, you have to be able to "see it" when it's small.
User avatar #2699 to #2697 - matmans (05/18/2013) [-]
I know, I tried them all
User avatar #2701 to #2699 - luluQ (05/18/2013) [-]
They're all nice
User avatar #2702 to #2701 - matmans (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you
#2695 to #2666 - came (05/18/2013) [-]
New entry
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - pogs (05/18/2013) [-]
this for sure
#2684 to #2666 - matmans (05/18/2013) [-]
Current one
User avatar #2700 to #2681 - GabeAsher (05/18/2013) [-]
this one
User avatar #2698 to #2681 - pogs (05/18/2013) [-]
vote #4 lol
User avatar #2691 to #2681 - thecatdidit (05/18/2013) [-]
I like this one best as a profile picture but as a picture alone I like some of the ones with catwoman more.
User avatar #2689 to #2681 - shutyourmustache (05/18/2013) [-]
I second this one.
User avatar #2686 to #2681 - masturbator (05/18/2013) [-]
i like this one
User avatar #2692 to #2679 - luluQ (05/18/2013) [-]
this one
User avatar #2694 to #2674 - luluQ (05/18/2013) [-]
This is cool for a profile pic too
User avatar #2687 to #2673 - iamnits (05/18/2013) [-]
I like this one
User avatar #2690 to #2670 - freindtoall ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
i like this one the best as profile picture
User avatar #2688 to #2670 - vegeta (05/18/2013) [-]
simplistic. that's the way to go.
#2575 - thecatdidit (05/06/2013) [-]
I saw it and it made me think of you. I love you ♥
I saw it and it made me think of you. I love you ♥
User avatar #2472 - destineddeity (02/28/2013) [-]
sketchtoy.com/23664286
sketchtoy.com/23663235
sketchtoy.com/23664668

Julies sketches you requested from last night.
#2452 - thecatdidit (02/18/2013) [-]
♥
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - matmans (02/18/2013) [-]
♥
User avatar #2394 - catti (02/08/2013) [-]
I just wanted you to know that I won't be on tinychat tonight because I'm going to a friend's house for her birthday party. I also won't be on for several hours on Saturday because I'm going to the theatre. I was planning on telling you on tinychat this morning but i ran out of time to get on. I will be on tomorrow during the day for me. ♥
User avatar #2397 to #2394 - matmans (02/08/2013) [-]
Alright, I won't be online much in the next couple of days.
I got a heart attack in gym this morning, because my body was to weak.
I got home from the hospital a good hour ago (when you posted this apparently).
I am stuck in bed now with a 42°c Fever (108 Fahrenheit) and a chance of getting another heart attack any sec. So I have to rest a lot.
I will still be in tinychat, but I will most likely not react most of the time.
User avatar #2421 to #2397 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
thread ran out. I don't know, I don't drink and i don't really hang around other people.
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
University, it is good for many things
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
it is, but its so far away. I wish I was older.
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
Me too, if you know what I mean
User avatar #2425 to #2424 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
i believe i do and why did you leave?
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
My parents wanted to discuss my latest condittion (and they were mad i was on the pc all day too but that doesn't matter)
We are gonna look for a heart transplantation for me. Gonna go to the hospital on thursday, gonna get checked and putted on the wait list.
From then on I just have to wait for a new heart.
Finally some good news i hope
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - catti (02/08/2013) [-]
oh my god I hope you get better.
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - matmans (02/08/2013) [-]
I will be fine, just need to rest a lot.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - catti (02/08/2013) [-]
Please be careful. I don't want to lose you or for you to have another's early attack.
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - matmans (02/09/2013) [-]
I will be fine, I have had it before, remember?
And I will wait for you today. I have nowhere ele to go :D
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - matmans (02/09/2013) [-]
Nmv I will probably be gone tonight (day for you). Going back to the hospital to recheck and getting my tubes out. Atleast I will look more human after tonight.
Hopefully it won't take too long so we can still talk to each other.
Ps I have a week vacation next week, so I can stay up longer to talk to u guys :D (except for tuesday and wednesday have to work on wednesday and thursday so I need my sleep then)
User avatar #2405 to #2402 - catti (02/09/2013) [-]
I know you've had one before and that scares me that you're 17 and had 2.
I will be able to be on for another 4 or 5 hours so there is a very good chance of us talking to each other.
User avatar #2407 to #2405 - matmans (02/09/2013) [-]
Well I have had more then 2 before... Too many if you ask me
And I am in it right now and you are asleep. Way to go Matti!
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - catti (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I didnt sleep last night.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - matmans (02/09/2013) [-]
Poor you. How come?
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - catti (02/09/2013) [-]
sleepover
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - matmans (02/09/2013) [-]
....Awesome

you naughty naughty girl
User avatar #2413 to #2411 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
Matty it was for a friend's birthday. We did wrestle some but it wasn't a lesbian orgy.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
Sure....
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
they would never do something like that but it would be fun
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
You never know. You will find out when u can get them drunk enough.
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
If only we drank
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
Patience, my dear Matti. It is a beautifull thing.

Just like you
User avatar #2419 to #2418 - catti (02/10/2013) [-]
thank you and i have no patience. There needs to be a lesbian in my town/
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - matmans (02/10/2013) [-]
Just get a bitch really drunk. Even if she is older then you.
User avatar #2391 - matmans (02/07/2013) [-]
Datalienchick, ricosuavejr, jorgethemaster, plart, catti / thecatdidit, bomb, etc. (I don't have much time to type, please let the rest know this).
I don't know if Elena received my text last night, but i have some bad news.
The main router at my house crashed after a electricity shortcut (stupid wires) and they can't replace it untill tomorow night. So I won't be online untill then.
Don't worry about me, I will be fine. Things are starting to cool down at school.
I am already missing you all.
Hopefully I will see you all soon. - ♥ Mat
User avatar #2393 to #2391 - datalienchick (02/07/2013) [-]
Messenger girl got it...then had someone else deliver it.

dun worry manq
User avatar #2395 to #2393 - matmans (02/08/2013) [-]
Alright, thank you bby
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - matmans (02/08/2013) [-]
*best friend
stupid autocorrect
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - matmans (02/07/2013) [-]
Rota, Gazerth, Carnivalconviction, FaceCake, ...
So many names, so less time
User avatar #2390 - matmans (02/05/2013) [-]
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#2335 - matmans (01/25/2013) [-]
sounds like me, but without the glasses
User avatar #2331 - catti (01/25/2013) [-]
Mao. I'm bored as fuck and cant sleep, but I know you aren't up. Why am I making this comment? God I need sleep.
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - catti (01/25/2013) [-]
Oh and if I miss you later today I want to tell you how the talk with my mom went. she wants me to do more things now so that I won't have as much downtime to think about that kind of stuff and I'm getting a therapist. Because of her wanting to do more with me I might not be able to be on as much as I want to be this weekend. And i can't wait to see that drawing you promised that you wouldn't burn and would show us. Mao.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - matmans (01/25/2013) [-]
1) That is good. You should spend more time with your mom . It will keep you distracted.
2) Don't know if you are happy with therapist or not, but I can honestly say, that I hate them all. So good luck with that.
3) About the drawning.... Well we had some problems at school today, and because it will be some time before u get online, I will type it out

We had gym class the first 2 hours (high jumping, fuck me right) and me and my classmates (all guys no girls in my class) smelled horibly. But we sprayed on some deo but our English teacher, who we had the next hour, still thought we smelled bad. She sprayed the whole class full of her perfume and left to get some textbooks. Me and my classmates thought the perfume smelled horible and decided to just spray some deodorant in the class... We emptied 12 cans of deo.... We didn't open any doors or windows (because we are idiots), so there couldn't escape or come in any air. The teacher still wasn't back after 10 min and we all started getting dizzy. The next thing I know, I wake up in the school pharmacy (no idea how u call it) with the rest of classmates.
Apparently, because of all the deo we sprayed there was no more air in the class and we just suphocated and passed out. We stayed in the school nurse room untill the end of the day. So I didn't have any time to draw anything.
I will draw u something right now, just for you. But I have to make my homework first (stupid teachers want us to send in our missed classes of today).
So yea.... What a fun day for both of us. Oh and something else... Mao
User avatar #2334 to #2333 - matmans (01/25/2013) [-]
That is one long bloody text.
User avatar #2340 to #2334 - catti (01/25/2013) [-]
That was long and just wow. Thank you for the drawings. Mao
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - matmans (01/25/2013) [-]
Trying to draw you later. But still working on my homework (dont understand shit)
U coming on tiny soon?
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - catti (01/25/2013) [-]
Yay and I'm trying to but i can't connect to it. I'll be on as soon as I can.
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