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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:South Australia
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Highest Content Rank:#25940
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#50 - haha i have the same razor  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2011 on Best part of shaving 0
User avatar #52 - MrCheeto (03/17/2011) [-]
same here
#54 - anonexplains (03/17/2011) [-]
every manly man does
#183 - the **** yea guy should of been made out of those… 03/17/2011 on Challenge Accepted 0
#40 - yeah you are basically right. but who gives a **** … 03/14/2011 on Rap sucks and isn't music. 0
#161 - **maticans rolls 81,522** 02/27/2011 on Hey FJ: Let's play Poker. 0
#16 - and by your manager. do you mean the janitor? 02/26/2011 on Try it +5
#22 - and we are the kangaroos  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2011 on Joke +2
User avatar #24 - AngelPwnz (02/26/2011) [-]
Shit bro.
#25 - trollgasmic (02/26/2011) [-]
Victory for the Australians.
#28 - neroazulomega (02/26/2011) [-]
Victory+australians=outback steakhouse

Americans have the slightest bit of knowlede what australia is
thats the closest australia will ever come to winning anything
#30 - trollgasmic (02/26/2011) [-]
I'm not sure if it's fat seeping into your brain or if you're just from the south, but that made absolutely no sense.
#31 - neroazulomega (02/26/2011) [-]
I'm not from the south
im fucking tired and i didnt have the will to type that properly
#32 - trollgasmic (02/26/2011) [-]
Ah, the American work ethic the world has come to know and lo-..well..come to know.
#50 - neroazulomega (02/26/2011) [-]
Its funny because people make stereotypes about america and get pissed when anyone stereotypes their country when Americans don't care because we know that the stereotypes are only about 10% of us
User avatar #52 - trollgasmic (02/27/2011) [-]
The Australian stereotypes consist only of Crocodile Dundee, which nobody is like, and Steve Irwin which again, nobody is like. "American's are fat" is based on the factual statistic that America is the fattest country in the world; and American's are dumb is based on the myriad of terrible decisions made by your government and your countrymen.
#53 - neroazulomega (02/27/2011) [-]
What about the FACT that all 100% australians are the offsprings of exiled criminals from britain? im pretty sure that has to count for something right?
User avatar #55 - trollgasmic (02/28/2011) [-]
Oh yeah man, because one of the largest multi-cultural countries in the world couldn't POSSIBLY have immigrants from other countries. There were totally Japanese, German, Italian, Polish, Swedish, Finnish, New Zealander, Danish and Swiss convicts on Cook's ship. Assuming you mean 100% Australian as 3rd generation + that is. If not, then you're American quality brain power is showing again, as the only 100% Australians (all ancestors are Australian, you imply British Immigrant = 100% Australian) are the Aboriginals.
#56 - neroazulomega (02/28/2011) [-]
The reason that america is now known as one of the stupidest countries is because we educate all people, disabled, retarded, etc, and we count those into our national scores. You can't make the argument that all americans are obese, uneducated racists unless you've lived here your whole life, and if you DID, you would never make that argument seriously because America is up there with the greatest countries in the world, and so is Australia. I never lived in australia and you probably never lived here, so we each would probably have our perspectives changed if we went to the other country.

P.S. i agree 100% on how our government makes shit decisions, but to be fair so does every government.
User avatar #57 - trollgasmic (03/01/2011) [-]
Never made the argument that America was one of the stupidest countries in the world, just said they're known for making bad decisions mainly by the government. I agree, nigh all governments make terrible decisions, and I also agree that both of our countries are awesome.

I was only arguing with you cause you decided to pick a fight with "thats the closest australia will ever come to winning anything" ;P
#58 - but if it was a snow day, who was door?!?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2011 on damn parents +6
User avatar #70 - drgingerdoctor (02/26/2011) [-]
is his dad dead?
User avatar #60 - DaCrazyOne (02/26/2011) [-]
phone was door.
User avatar #66 - Maroon (02/26/2011) [-]
but who was phone?
User avatar #67 - DaCrazyOne (02/26/2011) [-]
the world may never know...
#1666 - not a problem brother 02/26/2011 on This is to you FunnyJunk 0
#32 - bad luck bro, it would have been awesome 02/24/2011 on Minecraft Pokemon 3 +1
#3 - wow... i laughed out loud literally LOLL 02/23/2011 on Is this the real life 0
#41 - il only thumb you up if u make this machine for me 02/23/2011 on Anybody want? +1
#104 - it was amazing, but i laughed at this comment more  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2011 on Epic voice over 0
User avatar #115 - DerekZoolander (02/17/2011) [-]
What, you've never laughed and jizzed before?
#231 - watermelon 02/14/2011 on I'll actually do this. -1
#415 - i am that jelous 02/13/2011 on Cute Overload 0
#27 - yeah its like that but in south australia the weathers really nice :) 02/12/2011 on Australia 0
#3 - your right. its the original forever alone guy 02/07/2011 on April FOOLS +1
#5 - this is actually some good OC finally  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2011 on forever aloone +38
#176 - anonexplains (02/08/2011) [-]
Actually this was taken from Reddit sorry
#23 - i love you scrubs 02/07/2011 on Scrubs +1
#202 - not me but apparently 50% of internet users 02/03/2011 on Fake fag getting first page -1
#8 - why isnt this top yet 01/24/2011 on sucks to be him 0
#68 - please do some other girls 01/24/2011 on harry potter who would you... -2
#5 - haha i know im just sayin that this really isnt our slang. may…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2011 on Australian Slang 0
#6 - steppituppeter (01/23/2011) [-]
I wouldnt know i just have a little book of them lol
#3 - im Australian and just no... haha only bogans or the english e…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2011 on Australian Slang +4
#4 - steppituppeter (01/23/2011) [-]
well its slang. america has slang too but only certain people use it like only certain people in australia use australian slang
User avatar #5 - maticans (01/23/2011) [-]
haha i know im just sayin that this really isnt our slang. maybe 10 years ago.
#6 - steppituppeter (01/23/2011) [-]
I wouldnt know i just have a little book of them lol
#238 - haha **** , good call. but no my cousin pointed it… 01/16/2011 on Twilight fan gets a hit of... 0
#7 - haha this guy is always classic 01/14/2011 on Paper Buddies 0
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