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#84 - Ayy lmao 08/08/2014 on America in a nutshell 0
#5 - Picture 08/07/2014 on Gurren XLR +2
#61 - This is the 3rd time I use this... 08/07/2014 on snow white 2014 +1
#51 - And now imagine what would happen if a guy did this... … 08/07/2014 on Good to be female +3
#1765 - I dun goof'd That's 3 words, right? 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... -1
#122 - Definetely, on both. No wonder that Hellsing is pretty muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#119 - Again... continue here... Quite... While it's still pretty…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#114 - Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user. While …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +2
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#105 - Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of mons…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#97 - Well if my memory serves. Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Dea…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +3
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#89 - Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely... …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +3
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#87 - Have to continue here... A you shouldn't have... Phot…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +3
#88 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
"How unfortunate for you, you just activated my Alu****card."
#89 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely...
so like...we're like the only 2 people who have it, at this moment.
I'm just guessing.
Honestly, I'd really like to do stuff like this in Photoshop, but unless I torrent it, I'm outta luck and cash.
I'll get it, eventually.
Right, thanks again...
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#81 - Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on... …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#77 - I can't believe how much I ****** up the first se…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr 0
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#75 - Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr 0
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#73 - ... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr 0
#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#68 - And I'm guessing your collection is pretty big... also that th…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
User avatar #69 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. Have another: Alucard being a jerk
#73 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly

#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#63 - ...I... honestly can't argue with that...  [+] (25 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +2
#67 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
ANOTHER ONE! Almost my whole collection is on display here.
#87 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Have to continue here...
Awww... you shouldn't have...
Photoshop...? it isn't exactly one of those programs that would ''at first glance'' be used to make gifs.
Well, alright. I'm not gonna question it.
#88 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
"How unfortunate for you, you just activated my Alu****card."
#89 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely...
so like...we're like the only 2 people who have it, at this moment.
I'm just guessing.
Honestly, I'd really like to do stuff like this in Photoshop, but unless I torrent it, I'm outta luck and cash.
I'll get it, eventually.
Right, thanks again...
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#68 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
And I'm guessing your collection is pretty big... also that this one's part of it...

Also...because you're being a bang up chap... Here, have a link...: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtoiJ6oYz8
User avatar #69 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. Have another: Alucard being a jerk
#73 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly

#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#60 - Sweet Black ******* Sabbath, it's about frikkin' …  [+] (27 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +2
#62 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
It's never inappropriate to use a Hellsing gif!
#63 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
...I... honestly can't argue with that...
#67 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
ANOTHER ONE! Almost my whole collection is on display here.
#87 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Have to continue here...
Awww... you shouldn't have...
Photoshop...? it isn't exactly one of those programs that would ''at first glance'' be used to make gifs.
Well, alright. I'm not gonna question it.
#88 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
"How unfortunate for you, you just activated my Alu****card."
#89 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely...
so like...we're like the only 2 people who have it, at this moment.
I'm just guessing.
Honestly, I'd really like to do stuff like this in Photoshop, but unless I torrent it, I'm outta luck and cash.
I'll get it, eventually.
Right, thanks again...
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#68 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
And I'm guessing your collection is pretty big... also that this one's part of it...

Also...because you're being a bang up chap... Here, have a link...: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtoiJ6oYz8
User avatar #69 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. Have another: Alucard being a jerk
#73 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly

#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
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#59 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Well... they're dubbing them now, they just haven't been released yet. Release date is set for October this year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hellsing_episodes#Hellsing_Ultimate

I'm seeing a lot of my Hellsing gifs in this thread. I like that people have taken to them.
#60 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Sweet Black Fucking Sabbath, it's about frikkin' time.

Well, they are pretty entertaining to use, albeit instances of their use are few and rare at times...
#62 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
It's never inappropriate to use a Hellsing gif!
#63 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
...I... honestly can't argue with that...
#67 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
ANOTHER ONE! Almost my whole collection is on display here.
#87 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Have to continue here...
Awww... you shouldn't have...
Photoshop...? it isn't exactly one of those programs that would ''at first glance'' be used to make gifs.
Well, alright. I'm not gonna question it.
#88 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
"How unfortunate for you, you just activated my Alu****card."
#89 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely...
so like...we're like the only 2 people who have it, at this moment.
I'm just guessing.
Honestly, I'd really like to do stuff like this in Photoshop, but unless I torrent it, I'm outta luck and cash.
I'll get it, eventually.
Right, thanks again...
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#68 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
And I'm guessing your collection is pretty big... also that this one's part of it...

Also...because you're being a bang up chap... Here, have a link...: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtoiJ6oYz8
User avatar #69 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. Have another: Alucard being a jerk
#73 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly

#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#50 - Here try to hold on to this: However, it only ge… 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr 0
#49 - If anyone wants it... Sadly it's a gif... 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +13
#48 - Anytime... just...don't go overboard with it... There… 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr 0
#46 - Here try this... It only goes to episode 8 …  [+] (33 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Alucard vs Tumblr +1
User avatar #54 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They've finally dubbed the last two.
User avatar #56 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Seriously...? Hang on...
Doesn't seem that way... where did you find them?
#59 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Well... they're dubbing them now, they just haven't been released yet. Release date is set for October this year: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hellsing_episodes#Hellsing_Ultimate

I'm seeing a lot of my Hellsing gifs in this thread. I like that people have taken to them.
#60 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Sweet Black Fucking Sabbath, it's about frikkin' time.

Well, they are pretty entertaining to use, albeit instances of their use are few and rare at times...
#62 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
It's never inappropriate to use a Hellsing gif!
#63 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
...I... honestly can't argue with that...
#67 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
ANOTHER ONE! Almost my whole collection is on display here.
#87 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Have to continue here...
Awww... you shouldn't have...
Photoshop...? it isn't exactly one of those programs that would ''at first glance'' be used to make gifs.
Well, alright. I'm not gonna question it.
#88 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
"How unfortunate for you, you just activated my Alu****card."
#89 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Now THAT is epic... Thanks, I'll be sure to use it wisely...
so like...we're like the only 2 people who have it, at this moment.
I'm just guessing.
Honestly, I'd really like to do stuff like this in Photoshop, but unless I torrent it, I'm outta luck and cash.
I'll get it, eventually.
Right, thanks again...
#91 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Wait! You can't have the Ying without the Yang.
I'll let you figure out which badarse is which.
#119 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Again... continue here...
Quite... While it's still pretty good, it kinda falls off when compared.
She's kinda... an odd mixture of cute, brutal, hot and insane. And I can't get enough.
Pretty much same here... the kind of insanity that makes everything brutal...
The characters are...while simply explained, quite detailed in their back-story and the ending was satisfying...so that's always nice.
Still kinda wish they'd make another season... Although, with Hellsings story and character development, it could be quite difficult...
Hellsing was also the anime that kinda got me into metal and hard rock, or atleast its AMV's...
Damn, this is a long conversation...
#120 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. Say what you like about the anime though, it has a bitchin' soundtrack. And I totally love that Vlad Țepeș thing they did in the final episode.

The OVAs/manga ended very satisfyingly as well; over 20 years in production has definitely paid off (10 for the manga, another 9 for the OVAs). If you're looking for more of this breed of madness, Kouta Hirano is working on Drifters at the moment. The manga's only up to volume 3 or 4 but they've already released an OVA trailer for it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bs_522x5w
Looks like Hirano is recycling character designs again; I see some familiar faces.

Seems like a combination of Hellsing & Fate/Zero, two of my favourite shows. Let's just hope they don't do what they did with the Hellsing anime and start production before the manga is completed.
#122 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Definetely, on both.
No wonder that Hellsing is pretty much one of the most liked animes there is and it put HIrano ''on the map''; while often being overshadowed by bigger ones, like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece (still essentially the Big 3 in recent years and still going quite strong) also there's Kill la Kill, Attack on Titan and other ones, but what can you do... new anime will constantely come up, no matter what...
I know about Drifters... Time travel and killing... I smell awesome...

Well, kind Sir, thank you for this conversation and gifs, it's getting kinda late here and it's been a long day for me...
Good night.
#124 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Sun's rising on my end, time to retreat. Have a good night.
#97 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if my memory serves.
Ying is Chaos, Disorder and Death... Alucard
I suppose together, they should bring balance... however I'm getting the feeling it's quite...one sided
Yang is Peace, Order and Life... Anderson

Or something like that...
#102 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Riiiight... because Anderson seems like a really peaceful guy who's concerned about the sanctity of life.
User avatar #105 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Well he is kinda obsessed with ''cleansing'' the world of monsters... also... possibly leprechauns... which would, in his head, bring some Peace... I suppose...
And I don't think vampires are technically... alive...
And he can't be Chaos... he's a Priest with the Catholic Church.
Look, there was a show about Ying and Yang, it just seemed ''logical'' for those 2 to be them...
#108 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
They're probably both Ying in my book. I don't think there is any Yang in Hellsing... which is what makes it so sinfully delightful!
#114 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Se ras Victoria? typed apart because user.
While admitedely, she still doesn't exactly fit; she's pretty much the only person in Hellsing that isn't completely absolutely mental or ''evil''...'till like episode 7 or 8 atleast...
She's closest to it atleast...
#117 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
She manages to hold onto her humanity better in the anime (which is why it was so dull in comparison), but even she can't resist the darkness for long.

That's what I love about Hellsing, EVERYBODY is insane! And not the "lol, im so random" kind of insane - the kind of insanity I understand.
#68 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
And I'm guessing your collection is pretty big... also that this one's part of it...

Also...because you're being a bang up chap... Here, have a link...: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtoiJ6oYz8
User avatar #69 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks. Have another: Alucard being a jerk
#73 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
... *holding back laughter... *failing horribly

#74 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
I made a Walter version too.
#75 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Looking at it right now... really good... Why watching Integra a hissy fit is so entertaining...
Ah, Walter...
I didn't see it coming... I doubt anybody actually did...

Sweet, I've been looking for that .gif
User avatar #76 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
...

Want a gif made of that shot of Walter?
User avatar #77 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how much I fucked up the first sentence of that...

If you have it... why not?
#79 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
There we are, fresh from the Shop.
#81 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Awesomesauce... Now... I need to repay somehow... hang on...
I got it... One of my fav. desktop backgrounds... might be a bit smaller... but... there's a setting for making it fit...
I just hope you don't have it already...
Also...what do you use to make .gifs?
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (08/05/2014) [-]
Photoshop. It's a bit intricate but reliable. And I've got another good one in the making... just for you.
#47 - Anonomousthirteen (08/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#48 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Anytime...
just...don't go overboard with it...
There was a short time I was absolutely religious about Hellsing... almost worse than Anderson...
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
#48 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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