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Interests: Music, Games, TV, Internet
Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#132 - Lost girl, if I remember correctly...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on still my favourite gif +1
#173 - reaperslayer (11/05/2014) [-]
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#46 - >Be me Nord Vampire LVL 35 because Dawnguard questlin… 11/05/2014 on Skyrim +1
#45 - Draugr Death Overlords? Because **** you… 11/05/2014 on Skyrim -1
#56 - I know, I've seen that he can be nice. He just has a loooong r… 11/04/2014 on Gordon Ramsay 0
#48 - Wait..is he actually being...nice?  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Gordon Ramsay +18
User avatar #93 - traks (11/04/2014) [-]
Hes nice to kids because theyre still learning, but adults should be fully competent not to fuck up.
User avatar #62 - vgmddg (11/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
He's mean to the adults because they're all professional chefs already, so he expects much more of them.
User avatar #63 - alhemicar (11/04/2014) [-]
Or because it's what brings in 90% of the shows watchers, while being a dick to kids would be detestful
User avatar #65 - schneidend (11/04/2014) [-]
Except, no, because being a chef is hard, and you need to be crazy and/or tough to do it for your entire life, so Ramsay is tough on professionals so they'll either do better or realize they're in the wrong line of work.
#59 - shredmaster (11/04/2014) [-]
Gordon Ramsay seems like the coolest motherfucker to hang out with. Just don't expect to screw up in his kitchen and not get ripped a new one.
#54 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - theruinedsage (11/04/2014) [-]
He is always extremely nice to children.

He just expects chefs to be professionals, and to be able to stand the pressure. The chef he trained under was so abusive he quit, so he knows how hard it can be to be a chef, and if people can't stand him yelling at them, they are not going to make it as chefs.
User avatar #56 - matexius (11/04/2014) [-]
I know, I've seen that he can be nice. He just has a loooong record of being/getting brutaly angry at people.
User avatar #53 - shinigamikid (11/04/2014) [-]
I agree. I'm a chef and we got yelled at mercilessly in culinary school to prepare us for the kitchen. Our chefs were all very kind people, but they knew they had to prepare us.
User avatar #49 - eiaisqzbsesb (11/04/2014) [-]
He's always nice to the kids.
#193 - **matexius rolls 61** **** it, it can'… 11/04/2014 on houston, we have a problem 0
#13 - I think I just lost my appetite...for the next five weeks... 11/03/2014 on Pls stop +2
#42 - Meh, I played a few games with my school mates... Same fuk… 11/03/2014 on MFW I'm taking too many... 0
#23 - Ironically, the community was one of the main reasons I quit...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on MFW I'm taking too many... 0
#104 - camzore (11/03/2014) [-]
I circumvented the community by being a massive faggot and playing Co-op vs ai, the guys are nicer there. Almost on 2000 wins.
User avatar #35 - beroty (11/03/2014) [-]
if you find the certain peoples to play with you the community starts to matter less and less
hell if when i enter on the champion select and the team starts flaming i usually do an /mute all
simple,fast and efficient
User avatar #42 - matexius (11/03/2014) [-]
Meh, I played a few games with my school mates...
Same fukken bullshite. Jackasses the lot of them, t'was a ''if they/we didn't win, they'd die'' atmosphere.
Like a trap from saw was by their head that activated if they lost...

I just... stopped playing afterwards and left it to the ''better'' players.
#308 - I'm an awkward introvert loser with a only few friends and no … 11/03/2014 on Everyone on FJ +1
#21 - I haven't played since last May. I can't get myself to play it…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/03/2014 on MFW I'm taking too many... +5
User avatar #107 - yisumad (11/03/2014) [-]
He reminds me of a Matoran for some reason
User avatar #71 - kyrozor (11/03/2014) [-]
Nautilus is amazing, Played him mid on a whim against a katarina and just dicked her so, so hard.
User avatar #38 - princeofbrokensoul (11/03/2014) [-]
man i love tanks
User avatar #28 - iamkagji (11/03/2014) [-]
Yorrick and Draven, here. I wreck with most mages, too, but I find those two to be the most fun
User avatar #22 - toosexyforyou (11/03/2014) [-]
Those were your favorites? Good riddance.
User avatar #26 - aquaekk (11/03/2014) [-]
lmao I think someone here is a Yasuo / Yi main
User avatar #75 - icameheretotroll (11/03/2014) [-]
whats wrong with yasuo main?
User avatar #120 - aquaekk (11/04/2014) [-]
if you can use your e correctly, then kudos to you and you probably are good with Yas

anyone else is just lul im le strong ez champion main XD rofl i can q and r lol

Main perpetrators are Lee Sins, Yasuos, Master Yis, and Tryndameres.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with maining them, but at least attempt to learn them in-depth.
User avatar #23 - matexius (11/03/2014) [-]
Ironically, the community was one of the main reasons I quit...
#104 - camzore (11/03/2014) [-]
I circumvented the community by being a massive faggot and playing Co-op vs ai, the guys are nicer there. Almost on 2000 wins.
User avatar #35 - beroty (11/03/2014) [-]
if you find the certain peoples to play with you the community starts to matter less and less
hell if when i enter on the champion select and the team starts flaming i usually do an /mute all
simple,fast and efficient
User avatar #42 - matexius (11/03/2014) [-]
Meh, I played a few games with my school mates...
Same fukken bullshite. Jackasses the lot of them, t'was a ''if they/we didn't win, they'd die'' atmosphere.
Like a trap from saw was by their head that activated if they lost...

I just... stopped playing afterwards and left it to the ''better'' players.
#91 - **matexius rolls 55** I hope you don't mind if I tr… 11/03/2014 on portraits +3
#91 - **matexius rolls 956,142,493** Might as wel... 11/02/2014 on /b/ gets their jimmies rustled 0
#6 - My only regret is...that I have boneitis... 11/02/2014 on Deformed skeleton +56
#64 - Luckily , he's on our side... 11/01/2014 on Gamergate Fan Art +1
#34 - It'd sound kinda wierd saying raw toast and toasted toast, let…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on If Stoners Named Things 0
User avatar #43 - qotsa (11/01/2014) [-]
yeah bread, at least where i live, looks and tastes totally different than toast.
#59 - I've got a Warhammer 40K version of the original as a desktop.…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Gamergate Fan Art +1
User avatar #63 - legodude (11/01/2014) [-]
Eddie Legion of the Damned!? HOLY THRONE!
User avatar #64 - matexius (11/01/2014) [-]
Luckily , he's on our side...
#376 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Time for Spooky Party,... +1
#85 - Zone... Great...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on ISIS be like. +3
#93 - demfeels (10/30/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** You're welcome.
#58 - Hey ass-lick. Let me show you something... 10/30/2014 on Feminist Vegans +30
#3 - I remember something like this... However, since I was born in… 10/29/2014 on My Morbid Memory Lane +1
#154 - That... made no sense whats-o-ever. 10/29/2014 on Super Dads 0
#19 - The old ''rapist'' thing. Maybe... Women are wierd... … 10/28/2014 on bitch be talkin' like I care 0
#146 - Yeah...I just didn't want gaming to sound as bad as prostituti… 10/28/2014 on The Factual Feminist on... 0
#125 - This woman knows what she's talking about. Love it. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on The Factual Feminist on... +1
User avatar #141 - thunderkrux (10/28/2014) [-]
Just like prostitiution there are good prostitutes, and there are bad prostitutes, there are cheap high quality ones, then there expensive not worth the money ones, then you got the ones with flat rates, and then ones who trick you with flat rates, and then say "If you want that, you gotta gimme mo munny". In drugs you got good dealers and bad. You got the ones who dillute their crap with other crap just to make a quick buck and then there are ones want to make sure you got a good product.

Anyone can be a prostitute and almost anyone could be a drug dealer, so I would say not just in size, but they also share many similarities.
User avatar #146 - matexius (10/28/2014) [-]
Yeah...I just didn't want gaming to sound as bad as prostitution or drug dealing, even though they're comparable in size... Let's be honest, when either of those 2 topics comes up, shit goes down...
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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama cocksucker.
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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